#NO STOP BRAIN

[celestelunisea16]

Yknow what'd be funnier? Starlo straight up forgetting to tell ANYONE he's dating lucifer.

OR!! He just mentions him by a nickname, like my sweet or my darling or something like that. And then one day it's like

[convo happens] "oh, go to hell, star." "sure I've been meaning to visit I'll just-"

AND EVERYONE DEADASS JUST SEES HIM CASUALLY DIP TO HELL WITH SOME SHORT GUY AND THEN (if someone like follows them in) LEARNS THATS THE KING OF HELL. AND THAT THEYRE DATING.

alternatively: starlo forgets to tell lots of things about him. And uses pet names so much people actually assumed he was dating a girl until: "So then my boyfriend and I-" "Uh. You have multiple partners?" "Nope! Just one, sweet darling boyfriend! Why"

so like that basically makes the news for a solid week. Imagine what happens when everything else is unveiled

PLEASE-

This man would just have so many people asking him about EVERYTHING. It would start out how you said it would and Lucifer would summon a portal gate for Starlo to just walk into. Like whenever Starlo just says anything pertaining to Lucifer and hanging out or going out on a date, Lucifer just summons the way to Hell so that he can go there. Or if it's way later into their relationship, Lucifer asks Asmodeus for one of those things that allow Succubi or Incubi to go from Hell to the surface, only Starlo's little gem, lets him go to Hell and back to where he was before or to a place in the Underground where he wants to be after leaving Hell. (Unfortunately, until the Barrier gets broken, Lucifer has forbidden Starlo from going anywhere outside the Underground. After the first time Starlo "accidentally" went to the surface, several humans that were still afraid of monsters almost attacked him, and Lucifer had to take care of him for a few days because they hurt him really badly.)

So if Starlo doesn't have the object that allows him to go from Hell to The Dunes, the conversation would start out with Starlo speaking to Ceroba, just playing or joking around. Then Ceroba would jokingly tell him to go to Hell, only for him to just go

"Well, I haven't been able to go there for a bit, but I think I'm free now today, since the five are havin' free time to themselves today, so thanks for remindin' me! Hey, Luciloo, can ya open up?"

*A portal to Hell opens up with Lucifer standing in front of it*

"Hi Lulu~!"

"Hello, my Starshine~!"

*Both of them hug each other*

*Ceroba standing in shock, confusion, concern, all kinds of emotions revolving around those emotions*

... What the...?

"I'll see ya later, Ceroba! I'm gonna go spend time with Luciloo~!"

If he HAS the gem, it'd go the same way. Starlo would never invade without warning him! (He only gives him five seconds before summoning the portal without warning and Lucifer has to rush to get to where the portal is spawning so he can see him.)

The Alternative, I could see that too.

Lucifer comes to the Wild East for a visit, and Starlo hangs around Lucifer, like 23/7 the whole time. He gives him some space, but only if Lucifer wants it. He's a respectful boyfriend.

But anyways, at first, Lucifer and Starlo would be holding hands, and Ceroba and the Four would be thinking that they are just really close friends. Besides, sometimes Starlo and Ceroba would hold hands when he was scared or nervous as kids, so maybe he was scared or nervous and that was still his way of comforting himself!

... At least, that's what they thought until suddenly Lucifer jumps up and presses a kiss on Starlo's cheek.

In public.

In front of everyone.

Before anyone can even speak, Lucifer just stares into his eyes, plays around, and tells Starlo how much he loves the fact that his face looks like the human world's sky when he blushes. How he loves absolutely everything about his personality. How he wishes he could just keep his Radient Starlight next to him at all times.

Everyone is just absolutely SHOCKED. Some are staring at Starlo and Lucifer with wide eyes, some are blushing themselves, some who have partners are just looking at their partner(s), and thinking that it's absolutely sweet or adorable, and some are thinking 'what the heck is this?' as they stare at them with confusion. Random townsfolk even walk up to him asking him about EVERYTHING.

Now, sorry to all of the Polyshippers of the UTY main four monsters, but unfortunately, the poly with Starlo, Martlet, Dalv, and Ceroba isn't canon in this universe. (I mean, it's not canon for a reason. This ship is literally just Starlo and Lucifer. I'm pretty sure if it was though, may we all have mercy on our souls, since that'd be an even bigger crackship.)

Some monsters would think since they (Martlet, Dalv, Starlo, and Ceroba) basically all seem like a good poly couple, some of the monsters would be asking,

"So you have a human/another monster in your relationship!?"

"I thought you were in a closed relationship with the other three..."

"Are you cheating on your other three partners!?"

Starlo has to explain EVERYTHING to the town. With some help from Ceroba, as she has to help explain that no, they were never in any sort of romantic relationship with Dalv and Martlet and that the only reason they all looked like a full polyamory relationship was because they are only doing it because they are the adoptive parents of Clover (If Clover is still alive) or because they are all just good friends who hang out with each other. Though after everyone is done asking questions, Ceroba asks her own questions, and The Four will also ask their own questions of why they never got wind of his relationship with Lucifer. He has so much to explain to them and only the Angel from the Deltarune will know how that goes.

The whole conversation process would go like this I think.

"So who is this, Star?"

"Oh, uhm, well, Ceroba, this is Lucifer. He's my boyfriend."

"Is he a human? He looks almost exactly like a human clown!"

"Well, Mooch, that ain't nice to say, but no he's not a human-"

"What kinda monster is he?"

"He's a demon, Moray-"

"Where did he even come from?"

"Well, Ed, he came from a place called Hell."

"... Star, is this a joke?"

"No, Ace, it's not a joke-"

After that, it's all over the Wild East, Oasis Valley, and even at his home in Sunnyside Farms. They are literally bombarded with questions everywhere they go and no matter what happens, these men are the front page of the post board in the Wild East. Everywhere they go, they're either bombarded with questions from some of the townsfolk or they're getting photos taken. The news even spread to his family and they were all shook by the news.

I kinda think his family would actually support him with his decision to date Lucifer, not because Lucifer is a king, but because they support his decisions. :)

Solomon, being the joyful and jolly dad of Starlo, would be just happy to have Lucifer in the family because Lucifer is a good man for his son. He does joke around with Lucifer when Starlo brings him to the barn for being really small and having twigs for bones. (Not really, but like just based on Lucifer's arms, legs, and body looking really skinny.) He tries not to be too aggressive with his jokes, but when/if he does, he'll apologize for it. Otherwise, despite Lucifer's age, he'll treat him like he would his own son.

Crestina absolutely adores the fact that her son picked such a sweet character to fall for! That's all she ever wanted for her son for him to be happy. (Though, she mostly expected him to fall for a girl, she's still happy for him to fall in love with someone that gives him pure happiness!) When she prepares dinner, Lucifer offers to help with preparing it and when he finishes eating before everyone else, he washes his own dishes! Such a gentleman! She has no doubt in saying that she is very proud of Starlo to choose someone like Lucifer to be his boyfriend.

Orion is mostly not really surprised, but at the same time, he is. He was expecting Starlo to actually be stuck on Ceroba for the rest of his life. Though he also has the thought process of Starlo doing anything you don't even think he's gonna do, so that didn't surprise him. What did surprise him is the actual fact that HE'S DATING A KING. Not just a king but a king from HELL. He was not expecting that to happen, nor did he expect that his brother would be with the literal BIG BOSS OF HELL HIMSELF. (Check out Daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp! 5 stars! Flawless! Greater than GREAT! I'm sorry, back to Orion-) Though he wasn't expecting the said "Big Boss of Hell" to actually be... Small. At first, Lucifer seemed to be polite and seemed fine... Keywords: "At First." As soon as Lucifer started opening up to the family, he immediately went, "Oh dear Asgore, there's two of him." Though, the only difference is that Lucifer doesn't play any jokes and is a little more tolerable of him as a brother-in-law because at least Lucifer apologizes and has small jokes instead. Even though his brother does get on his nerves, Orion is happy that Starlo found someone. (Even if that someone matches Starlo's exact same energy at times-)

After Lucifer leaves the Wild East and goes back to Hell, though, I'm pretty sure Starlo is gonna have a LOT of questions to answer.

[jenovacomplete]

daylight savings is actually truly one of the most evil things in the world. just casually forcing us to confront the fact that time is fake while torturing insomniacs, autistics and schoolchildren across the globe. when will the agony end

[indigo6f00ff]

need to share an experience i had 30 minutes ago

(edit: thanks to @walks-the-ages for providing and reminding me to put alt text, sorry it slips my mind alot lol)

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[theartofmadeline]

yes i'm still thinking about the botw champions in 2024

[marblerose-rue]

uh-huh

[grey-viridian]

Sillies

[liesmultixxx]

we don’t talk about this nearly enough- the way percy is so dumbfounded that someone actually likes him for who he is

i’m crying …

like of course annabeth loves you, seaweed brain

now you just need to see that YOU ARE MORE THAN WORTHY OF IT

[banemaus]

caught lackin

[somerandomcockroach]

[beausprouts]

Dancing with my deepest dark desires

[isjasz]

like sand from the hourglass definitelynottober - day 10

[saucefunk]

MR MIDNIGHT, YOU KNOCK EM DEAD

[lazylittledragon]

taking all my american followers by the shoulders. listen to me. just because you have a more promising candidate now doesn't mean you just assume it's going to be fine and don't bother voting. assuming trump wasn't going to win is how you got here in the first place so you go out and fucking vote for harris and give everyone a fighting chance.

also if you're still in the 'they're both as bad as eachother' delirium, please take your head out from between your cheeks and consider that your options are an imperfect president and the literal worst person alive who is going to get masses of people killed. i've said it like this before, but it's like deciding between maybe getting food poisoning or definitely having a brain aneurysm. take your pick i guess but don't be surprised when you drop dead.

[nvexe]

my pronouns are she/her bc I'll never be him (anthony head playing on his pink ds in full costume on the set of merlin)

[supernowa-art]

they're exhausting<3