#NO PANTS FOR U

[cudlycorncornsworthcoberson]

Hey NEOOONNNN @neon-virus

YEET

[majunju]

"cuddler"

[drgnflyteabox]

Fem!reader x 141

Honestly might be able to to something with the gross stuff I saw at the hardware store I used to work at (except make it hot and 141)

Imagine you're a cashier, the only one with early morning availability so you're there at 5:45am for the 6am start. It's always the worst kinds of contractors there: rude, tired, dirty, leering gazes and sexist comments

You're pretty sick of it, but you get paid a bit more than minimum wage and you're done by 11am so, you take it with a cheery smile and fast service

The 141 contracting company starts spending at your store. So much, in fact, that your manager personally takes you aside to mention just how much they do - nearly a million a year - and how no matter what, your job is to be nice and please them

Well, you can do that. You've dealt with crazy, awful old contractors screaming in your face about lumber prices at 6:30am more than once, heard them talking about your tit's or your ass right in front of you - you can handle it

Until the masked one comes in first and hes huge, dark hoodie and cargo pants hanging low on his hips. He hands you 3k in bills only there are bloodstains on them and he watches you closely the whole time you count them out

It's... not a first, but the look he gives you makes you shiver. Pale eyelashes, tall, intimidating

The second is nicer. Too nice, in fact. He charms you before you're even fully awake, and your shift goes by quickly thinking about that winning smile and the way he'd touched your fingers while he handed you a stack of bills... not to mention those soft brown eyes

The third is... intense, for 8am. He rolls on the balls of his feet, stares at you harder than the masked one. He offers to buy you a hot chocolate at the coffee shop next door and grins like you made a joke when you decline

Their boss is fucking dreamy. Even you have to admit it, trying not to look up at his mustached, frankly porno-esque face. He's huge, as tall as the others but thick, with a little pudge around his belly. He trudges in with thick workboots and a stained t shirt, pays for 24k worth of material with a lazy smile on his face like it's nothing

You might ask head cash to move you to the garden center after all...

[hinamie]

the new jjk cafe fits have been living in my head . no thoughts except yuuji in a letterman

[monobmp]

Stuff your ships into situations

[kifaprokumiv]

resident snoozer

[tojisun]

simon having to stuff his mask in your mouth when he’s eating you out because you’re so loud, it might wake up the rest of the squad :((

(oh but they are awake—callused hands fisting their own cocks, thumbs pressing down on their leaking slits. the new sounds of your muffled and gargled voice just makes them buck harder, and they bite down on their lips to smother the curses.

simon knows they’re awake—even you do—but there is something so maddening at the pretence. at the way simon’s bulk and his strength and his touch manhandles you, fills you, overpowers you.)

[technically-human]

Hey, don't cry. Ghost yuri, okay?

(Now that you know the girls, they need to meet the boys!)

[trasho-pando2011]

[th3e-m4ng0]

flicks them on the forehead

[gayeddieagenda]

when buck knocks, eddie lets him in.

[jesuistrestriste]

thinking about smearing strawberry lipgloss all over your lips and then kissing art donaldson

and he’s melting into the taste of you on his tongue; sticky and sweet and artificial but so stereotypically you

his hands roaming your waist and the small of your back until his palms move under your ass and squeeze you there hungrily. he’s licking at the inside of your mouth, mixing his spit with yours and moaning desperately like you’re the first sugary thing that he’s ever had the pleasure of tasting . .

he pulls back, breathing heavy with his baby blues eclipsed by his low lids, and he pulls you in closer to him — your pelvis to his — and whines

“fuck, please—“ he’s shaking, and the pink shine from your lips is smeared over his own and the upper part of his chin, “you taste so good— more? can i have more—? ngh-“

you can feel his clothed boner pressing to your hip :/

[spacemanspiff0fficial]

They always say if u love smth then let it go 😔 as a long-standing Sidon girlie I was struggling w coming to grips I fear (which ended up not being all that hard to do bc Lady Yona is so cute I love her.......)

Before that happened I did manage to snap some photos mid-fish domestic. In case I had one last fighting chance

[astrmastr]

we talked with a fish a while ago about tgirl link an

KABLAAAAAMMMMM POWWWW a wonderful treat for thou eyeball(s)

shes in lesbians with zelda..,, lesbanies.,.,,, lebanese.,,, lesbles.,,,,

ok have fun wit ur day please look at a nice cloud or a bird for me

[gayafsowhat]

Eepy hours

[owob]

posting the sfw version of this i guess