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tfw the blm heard you were trying to get dance partner
#NO MORE KNEES#feat a very blurry anew#also wow i got a new post editor#wild times#OH SNAP YOU CAN EDIT TAGS?#OK ACTUALLY WAY TO GO TUMBLR#im too lazy to bother retyping tags when i do make typos but like#nice#mypost#adventures#ninira nira#alyx vance#miles rem edgeworth
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Oh yeah his brain finally kick started processing his emotions! Against his will!!!
Bill at therapy part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4
#my art#bill cipher fanart#bill cipher#book of bill spoilers#book of bill#gravity falls#digital art#digital fanart#every good break up has tension filled dreams of your ex!#he’s a nerd too btw liking math and chess#fanart#Stanford pines#is this billford?#you can see how my energy was slowly dwindling away#i do these in one sitting btw#its late and im tired#my notes app is filled with bill comic ideas bruhv#anyways yay to processing your emotions?#guys im tired of ford being at bills mercy! time to give ford the power over bill!! give me more bill on his knees for sixer!!! ruaaa#static ford#bill in therapy
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Wikipedia’s editors have voted to declare the Anti-Defamation League “generally unreliable” on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, adding it to a list of banned and partially banned sources. An overwhelming majority of editors involved in the debate about the ADL also voted to deem the organization unreliable on the topic of antisemitism, its core focus. A formal declaration on that count is expected next. The decision about Israel-related citations, made last week, means that one of the most prominent and longstanding Jewish advocacy groups in the United States — and one historically seen as the leading U.S. authority on antisemitism — is now grouped together with the National Inquirer, Newsmax, and Occupy Democrats as a source of propaganda or misinformation in the eyes of the online encyclopedia. Moreover, in a near consensus, dozens of Wikipedia editors involved in the discussion said they believe the ADL should not be cited for factual information on antisemitism as well because it acts primarily as a pro-Israel organization and tends to label legitimate criticism of Israel as antisemitism.
Imagine pouring millions into Hasbara for decades just to lose the information war this fucking badly lmaooo
Anyway, plugging my masterlist of Palestinian media and sources again:
#boot them out of everywhere#wikipedia now 20% more reliable#it only took murdering 40k people to kick out the white supremacist genociders out#not including the Palestinians murdered in the last 75 years#zionazis#anti zionist#fuck israel#free palestine#hasbara#antisemitism#anti defamation league#wikipedia#information warfare#propaganda#western imperialism#knee of huss
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this is how I sit to use the computer, yes it causes spinal damage
#its more advanced and sophisticated than the shrimp posture#it takes the shrimp and combines it with something that also destroys your knees
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gale + his bad knees
#bg3edit#baldur's gate 3#bg3#baldurs gate 3#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#tara the tressym#dailygaming#gamingedit#ch: gale dekarios#ch: tara the tressym#vg: baldur's gate 3#series: baldur's gate#gif: mybg3#a delicate wizard & his even more delicate knees
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boxer au simon “ghost” riley
⁃ everyone is exiting a kickboxing class you show up doe eyed with your little matching set and a bag the same color. simon immediately crosses the gym before soap or gaz get a chance to.
⁃ “i think i have something you’ll like.” simon offers hesitantly, if any other tall masked stranger approached you like that you’d leave for the sake of self preservation. but he’s so hesitant in the way he offers looking above your head and not making direct eye contact. his shoulders are drawn together like he’s trying to make himself smaller.
⁃ he ducks behind the desk and pulls out some Everlast hand wraps in the same color as your clothes.
“your favorite color.” he says jokingly
“how’d you know?” you laugh and for the first time he looks you in the eye and something shifts in your chest.
“you’ve got good taste.” he quips
he’s extends his hand in front of yours and you’re so dazed, you just hold his hand. simon is already tipsy of your laugh he considers kissing it. he begins wrapping your hand and the realization makes you flush with embarrassment.
⁃ until he starts talking… he’s explaining how the wraps work and which gloves he recommends and your initial reaction shifts into annoyance. you want to fuck with him just a little bit, because who is he to explain anything to you? he probably doesn’t even work here and you’ve been kickboxing for the last two years.
the stress relief it gave after your last break up worked wonders.
⁃ “do you want to practice with me love?” he offers after he lingers on your wrist
you concede and slip under the bar of the ring. his eyes tell you everything. eager to be close to you he explains a hook and a jab, of course you nod and smile feigning ignorance as he tells you how he’ll explain the kicking afterward. you’re feeling a little triumphant when the false jab distracts him as you sweep him, he falls and makes a jagged hurt noise.
⁃ your playfulness turns to panic
“are you okay? i’m so sorry i didn’t mean to actually hurt you. i kind of expected you to grab my leg or move or laugh? i didn’t mean to—” you fall to your knees beside him worried he hit his head. he shifts on to his back leaning lazily on he’s elbows and he’s smiling at you. that little fucker. or huge fucker honestly, he’s so tall he’s practically scraping the celling.
⁃ “you’re such an asshole.”
“wounded my pride, worse than a physical injury honestly.” simon looks up at you cheekily
“how long have you been doing this? do you work here? why did you come up to me?”
simon wants to toy with you a little more. he loves your short temper paired with your softness it’s intriguing. you’re so sweet worrying about him, would you be like that at one of his matches? anxious fluttering around saying a hail mary he won’t get hurt? or would you bask in the stadium lights, proud that he belongs to you? he intends to find out immediately.
“well ‘m a professional love, a man’s got to eat someway. my trainer, price, doesn’t love when i frighten the clients, but you’re too pretty to avoid.” simon winks at you like his voice isn’t flirtation enough
“i’m not afraid of you.” you lean in front of him on the mat and he gets a long look at your tits when he meets your eyes again you’re aware of how public this display is. you scramble to you feet and extend a hand to help him up and simon doesn’t move.
“get up.” you command in a harsh whisper
he shakes his head shamelessly drinking in your figure.
“seriously, get up someone could come in here.” you urge extending to gently kick him and in a moment he’s pulling your ankle shifting to ensure you fall directly on top of him. he places a gentle hand on the small of your back, respectful almost hesitant.
“now we’re even.” he teases
he smells like mint a touch of lavender and something distinctly him. you want him to lower his hand even though you’re in public. you almost want to kiss him, but then he’d get the wrong idea about your intentions. you were supposed to be scouring the price for this gym across from your apartment nothing more. he probably does this with every pretty customer that walks through the doors. you push yourself up using his chest as leverage.
“we are not even, you tricked me!” you scoff
“then let me make it up to you let me buy you dinner.” he offers
you can’t date this stranger at the gym across from you apartment. you’d see each other again, after dating your co-worker you decided not mix buisness and pleasure. boxing is an essential part of your routine, it’s safe and consistent. he’s roguishly attractive and probably not staying in the country.
“no thanks, you’re something but y’know you’re not from around here. i want a serious relationship.” you know your honesty will scare him away and you’ll never speak again
“well if you get off me, i can get on my knees and propose” simon smirks
you realize that you’ve been leaning directly on top of his chest, not shifting or standing.
“it’s one knee.” you counter as you slide off him and stand up
“for you i’d beg.” simon admitted
the way he looks at you for a second you almost believe him.
“i’m sure you offer that to ever pretty girl who walks in here.”
simon is serious about the begging, he’d wait as long you wanted to have you underneath him. but someday soon the sweet sound of you whimpering his name would be fill the room. you’d be the one pleading for him just to put the tip in.
“come to my match tonight. if i win, you let me buy you dinner. our first real date.” simon promises
he’s such trouble and you want him despite it.
how many girls batting their eyelashes and love struck boys come to his matches longing to see him afterwards? one of them will surely take your place if you don’t attend.
“what if you lose?”
“i won’t.” simon drawls
“you think you’re that good?” you taunt
“i think you’re lucky.” simon breathed
#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley boxer au#simon riley x you#simon riley x reader#simon riley x oc#i’m kicking and screaming#he’s so hot actually#there will be more chaos of this#soap is going to flirt with the reader just to make simon jealous#he’s having none of it#price is his trainer and so the reader is gonna be in this gym for free#simon in on his hands and knees for sure#jean writes
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u should think of tiny megu. To keep the stress at bay. You should draw him actually. Ooooo you wanna draw tiny megu getting the love he deserves so bad /j
he's with his 2 best friends
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#itafushikugi#they r just BABIES#these 3 r the fiends of the playground . they make me SICK#thinks abt yuuji with his scuffed knees n the socks/crocs combo covered in dirt n mud still beaming at megumi with the force of 1000 suns#thinks about nobara making the two of them push her on the swingset :((((((#thinks about them climbing trees collecting cool rocks looking fr bugs being KIDS#i want to die actually. i shouldnt have drawn this#in other news! hina put yuuji in something Other than a plain white t shirt challenge clear!#u cant see all of it but th shirt says explore#N NOBARAS OUTFIT IS SO CUTE tbh i lowkey . want.#coordinated her bracelet n hairclip bc she Would. best dressed 8 year old#omg but speaking of best dressed 8 year olds#looking through kids fashion on pinterest fr ref and . WHO is dressing these kids children r not meant to look that put together#where r the obnoxious layers where r the clashing colours wtf is up with all this beige n cashmere n collars#i do not like this world we live in where toddlers can look more expensive than me#put those preschoolers in bright purple and orange as god intended >:(#anyway enjoy pls anon im miserable thinking abt the childhood none of them got to have <3
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Was that sarcasm..?
Anything can be a seat,,,
VERY rarely do I pull out the colored comics let alone comics in general I’m in deep with this one yall, they make me happi 🫶🥺hehehheheehhehhehehehehehehehheeh
#cotl#cult of the lamb#piggy oinks#my art#procreate#myart#artwork#doodle#illastration#comic#doodle comic#doodles#cult of the lamb narinder#cotl narinder#I’m on my knees#and thankful#the allow for more neurons to connect in ma brain#narilamb
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number symbolism in aftg
kevin's bday being 22 + 22 ravens when evermore was shut down + 22 of neil's names and cities
andreil jersey numbers adding up to 13. baltimore happened on 10/3.
renees jersey number being 9 - stephanie being renee's 9th foster home
jeans jersey being 29 for kevin (2) and renee (9) and jeremy (2+9=11)
riko's perfect court fell after number 4 (四 ie, 死 (death))
neil's 10 is the mirror image of riko's 01
#IF ANYONE KNOWS MORE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME IM ON MY KNEES BEGGING YOU RN#tara talks aftg trash#nora sakavic#aftg#renee walker#kevin day#andreil#all for the game#riko moriyama#the foxes#neil josten#andrew minyard#the foxhole court#aftg fandom#tfc#the raven king#trk#tkm#aftg tkm#the kings men#aftg trilogy
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It's what they deserve....
Chris hates cuddling but somehow always ends up in the middle...
#your honor.... they eepy#wild kratts#littlecrittereli#chris kratt#martin kratt#wild kratts fanart#asks#kratt brothers#aviva corcovado#wild kratts aviva#wild kratts koki#jimmy z#i need more team tortuga as family content you guys please#on my knees begging and pleading#they are a FAMILLYYY#literally most found-family trope show out there#SO WHERE IS THE CONTENT /lh#please ignore how bad Martin looks in this oh my god I need to do an art study on him so bad it's not even funny
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horrible truth bomb dropped on my head 20 min ago
#I DIDNT KNOW I DIDNT KNOWWWWW#when i say damn thats crazy its bc i DO think its crazy i think a lot of things are crazy. like how birds have cloacas#or the way ppl draw a five pointed star in different ways and everyone assumes their way of doing it is how everyone does it#my brother is not letting me live this down btw he literally shouted at me like HOW DID YOU LIVE THIS LONG AND NOT PICK UP ON THAT#IDK!!! IDK I THOUGHT SOMETIMES IT COULD BE USED TO EXPRESS GENUINE SHOCK??????#he says its my delivery that makes it sound insincere bc i say it in a monotonous voice which when i think abt it YEAH....#THAT DOES MAKE IT LOOK KINDA BAD IN HINDSIGHT.....#and then i told him i keep a list of phrases that tickle my brain so i can remember to use them in conversation and apparently#most ppl dont do that bc he was like ???? stop doing that??? just let the conversation flow naturally it sounds fake>????#idk man i feel like if i did that and blurted out 'i forgot people find stuff like underwear arousing for some reason' instead of#smth like 'i wonder what kind of ppl find this kind of stuff the bees knees' like i normally do. it would. not go so well.#ALSO THE FLOW CHARTS ARENT NORMAL? i make flow charts before i call the bank or smth so i know what to say#its not just to blend in its also so i dont waste ppls time going uhhhhh as i think of how i put smth into words#its called stalling for time and i dont care if i have to say smth like thats just how the cookie crumbles if it gives me#5 more seconds to process whatever the fuck someone said without letting them think im not paying attention#doodles#diary#sona#puppysona#comics
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my disabled ass, after (1)good day: "obviously I am cured. in fact it may have all been in my head. who can say? now to rejoin society!"
me, the next day: "it has come to my attention that i may be chronically ill."
#who'd have thunk#we're all shocked i know#i forced myself to go to supermarket and ended up clinging to the shopping cart to stay upright#took two hours to stop shaking from exertion#then immediately corralled the cat to tend to his rash#mfer struggles and protests until he realizes all over again that it feels quite nice actually#and then goes deadweight and purrs *while* warbling mournfully#presumably just on principle#but it's all still more spoons than I can spare#i need to take him to the vet for his follow up in a bit#so fucking drained#send thoughts and prayers#ugh#chronic illness#spoonie#disability#knee of huss
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AUSTRIAN GP 2024 | Post-Race Interview Lando leaving an interview mid-question to congratulate Oscar
#AAACKCKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#*#ok sorry no more gifs i prommy#i just mcfreaking lost my mind at how his entire demeanor changed from talking to oscar...#this + lil team photo knee tap 😵💫😵💫😵💫
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i love my circle ᥫ᭡
#still thinking abt riding his nose#thigh riding too tbh#until the sun rises#i need him more than oxygen#logan howlett#wolverine#hugh jackman#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader#logan howlett smut#thank you hugh for existing#hugh the man that you are#hugh jackman one chance please#hugh jackman x reader#hugh i’m begging on my knees please#old hugh jackman#i love hugh jackman#i need to make logan a daddy so bad#daddy issues#logan xmen#xmen logan#i love logan#old man logan#logan x reader#logan wolverine#gonna make him a father
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ok but he didn't HAVE to do that. he always has crowley's attention, he didn't have to slide his hands up to CROWLEY'S HEART, keep it there then SLIDE IT DOWN. he didn't have to but he was slut enough to do so and i respect that
#i would bet anything michael sheen begged on his hands and knees for this scene like there's no way he isn't behind this gay shit#love how crowley IMMEDIATELY looks at him and while aziraphale looks away he just. keeps staring at him like 'u did WOHT'#i love these idiots more than anything#good omens#azicrow#good omens s2#go s2 spoilers#go s2#good omens 2#ineffable spouses#go season 2
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anidala as…
Homecoming by Hans Adolf Bühler, 1939
(disclaimer: not meant to reference or support original artist’s views or intent)
“‘No.’ He laid a gentle finger on her lips, smiling down at her. ‘No buts. No worries. You worry too much as is.’
‘I have to,’ she said, smiling through the tears in her eyes. ‘Because you never worry at all.’”
— Matthew Stover, Revenge of the Sith Novelization
[ original + rambles under the cut ]
sometimes i think about the realness of anidala’s stories. boys much too young sent off to war; their lovers taking on the emotional burden of being their relief. i think about how padmé, as a senator, would have her own struggles and worries to face alongside stressing that her teenage husband wasn’t going to return from the frontlines. i wonder if she was able to talk about it when they met up, the same way we see her constantly listening to his ongoing turmoil— especially during the latter half of the war. or, maybe, they just sat together. two people charging head-first into different types of battles because they felt they had no other options. i have to do this.
#weirdly my second ‘anakin on his knees seeking emotional comfort’#but he is in a lot of ways mentally stuck as a child and this is the best way i can visualize it#anyway ignore the background this is just a brainworm i’ve had for a while and i struggled to really put more effort into it#my life is kinda falling apart but all i can think about are these two star-crossed lovers that were doomed before they were even born#the script emphasizes love was what destroyed them both but man. they never had a chance. neither of them#pluviart#digital art#art#digital painting#star wars#sw#star wars attack of the clones#star wars revenge of the sith#star wars clone wars#sw clone wars#star wars rots#sw aotc#sw cw#sw anakin#sw padme#sw prequels#anakin skywalker#padme amidala#anakin and padme#anidala
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