#NO JOKE.
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mini comic of the Disaster twins (+April) as an argument me and my sibling had a few months ago (my side was Donnie, my sib's was Leo) (not the exact words used. cause this was months ago and I forgor what was acc said. I just felt like they would have the same argument)
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#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt leo#disaster twins#rottmnt disaster twins#tmnt#rottmnt april#source: me and my sibling.#no joke.#my younger sib ACTUALLY said this to me#these two are literally my favorite characters.#like. i ADORE THEM!#Donnie is my top favorite of all time.#Leo is a close second tho#rottmnt comic#My art#rottmnt fan comic#Disaster Twins comic
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#mullyvr#sleepymully#capcut#edits#mully#cute#young mully#he was emo..like my friend found old pics of him#no joke.
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legit going crazy bc i cant have hobie ...
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#hello pacrim myooties (different way of saying mutuals) not sure when i was last here but i kinda Got Someone#and i was writing about him vent-style to myself because i just have too many feelings yknow?#and well i caught myself thinking the words: ''and the shakes. by jove the shakes. i feel i may perish.''#no joke.#(i get the shakes when i feel very strong things- dw about it)#tell me WHY DID THE HERMANN KIN- SOMEWHAT DORMANT TIL NOW- JUMP OUT LIKE THAT#⁉⁉⁉
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It's crazy how obsessive people can get with the whole idea of virginity. Especially when the hymen can break from so many different things? Working out, using tampons, and so much more. In fact, I grew up in a very religious christian household and I wasn't allowed to go horseback riding because the women thought it was inappropriate for a women to do so.... because of the chance it could break the hymen. Also, they thought the movement on a horse was inappropriate for a women but not for a man.
I have a horrible reaction to anything purity culture.
It’s crazy. It can literally be anything, you’d have to never make a sudden move in your life to “preserve” it. It’s just silly.
I completely understand your reaction to purity culture. I’ve moved on from pure rage to simple open derision when I’m met with it now, but it still makes me sick.
The thing with virginity is, it’s not even real! We made it up! And the constant fear mongering and pressure (of both decisions!) is so silly. I even hate the language used. You don’t “lose” anything. It’s more of a debut than anything else. But even then, it’s built up to be this life changing moment, and all that does is heighten the anxiety and stress surrounding it.
This is why I feel it’s important to not be overly emotive either way when discussing it. Removing the expectations either way is more beneficial overall, in my opinion.
You are no different after your first consensual sexual encounter than you were before it. The world does not change. You do not change. All that matters is that you did it with protection, with someone who made you feel safe and comfortable. (Oh and, you should now start getting smear tests if you didn’t already!) But other than that, you’re still the same old you. 💛
#the smear test is not a joke btw. it’s vital. my mother’s cancer scare was one of the worst periods of my life.#no joke.#tw mature#tw sex mention#idk what to tag this as someone give me suggestions#answered#tw sex reference
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I love baking but having to empty the oven beforehand is the worst part about it
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Every voice in my head fighting every muscle in my body and telling me not to say another word about Harry Kane/Christian Pulisic. I'M FIGHTING A LOSING BATTLE.
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#to explain#my friends new kitten#decided she wanted to to type#mf lay across my laptop and just chilled there#bv3jvq28 nbop0ovi54#the little shit just sat in front of me. on my computer.#no joke.#AW SHE BOOPED MY FINGER#nothing up here but cobwebs#now she's 7#edit: now she's climbing over my laptop#the little shit posted it before i could finish
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I also don't share a bday with a Genshin character. Yelan is just "close enough". Amen.
Raiden is soooo close to mine but nope. one day off.
how close are you and Yelan?
#I actually took it as a sign I was meant to get her back when she first came out#no joke.#I was about to pull and then I saw her birthday and I was all “:000 fated!!!”#and then I got her with the 32 wishes I had
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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#someone posted a similar joke before but the punchline was different so#xx#stolen from instagram#jory.jpg
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"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.
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