#NO FUCKING WAY MAN
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work friends?
"The original line was 'Work friends? After all we've been through?' which was cute," Caple recalls. "But Pete was giving all of these other reactions. And being Pete Davidson, he threw out the line, 'Work friends? But you've been inside me.' And we just cried laughing, like that was it, that's the line. We have got to try this." Caple brought over Anthony Ramos, who plays Mirage's human BFF Noah, to hear the scene. "I was in the next studio and Steven was like, 'You have to see this,' " Ramos recalls. "And I just busted out laughing. It was hilarious."
They are fucking aware about the gay tension. (Source)
#transformers#rise of the beasts#rotb#mirage rotb#noah diaz#NO FUCKING WAY MAN#THEYRE SO REAL FOR THIS ONE
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Willy Wonka Experience… 2!

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yttd spoilers
KAI WAS TRYING TO SAVE SARA AND HE FUCKING DIED FOR IT AND HE WAS TELLING HER NOT TO GO HOME AND HE JUST WANTED TO HELP 😭😭
#my yttd liveblogging#yttd spoilers#NO FUCKING WAY MAN#NOW IM EVEN MORE SAD OVER HIS DEATH#HE DESERVED BETTER#I MISS HIM#😭😭😭😭
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
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shipping isn’t about what the writers or actors say is or isn’t romantic. shipping isn’t even about romance a good percentage of the time. shipping is about seeing The Dynamic and going absolutely hog wild in your mind and your friends dms about it.
#free yourself of the shipping shackles set upon you by the powers that be#embrace crackships and rarepairs and fucked up het ships that ought to be diagnostic criteria of some kind#omg cactus shut up#your friend and humble narrator#todays grimpop song is not strong enough by boygenius#I don’t know why I am the way I am not strong enough to be your man#ship talk
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his “pants” being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
#i've been listening to icarus by bastille#and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin'#and like fuck man#and I KNOW that’s technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope#anyway my line now#also probably phrased this poorly but its ok#im allowed to be incomprehensible#as a treat#and then fuckin#from we sink by of monsters and men#the original line was 'please look away dont look at me'#and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me'#anyway#shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night#q
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I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????
#this is so fucking funny#I love this patch already#truly the way to a man's heart is through his stomach#which is full of raw eggs#baby boy why#are the gains that important#help#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#alex mullner
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this is such incredible advice for creating any kind of art i have to put it over here to remind myself
#thanks michael#this is also like#devastating in a way#like thinking of him playing aziraphale#with aziraphale desperate to be alive#to connect to breathe to see to touch#michael giving all of that over in his performance so that aziraphale can live again through him#i’m mortally wounded#michael sheen#good omens#fucking michael sheen man#creativity
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
#I agree with Luke’s beliefs 100%#I don’t agree with his actions#but I specifically remember Luke seeming real fucking unaffected while leaving Annabeth to endure being literally crushed to death#the rest of the halfbloods that joined the titans army had good intentions but Luke… oh boy#I’m sorry I can’t help but disagree with his actions#percy jackon and the olympians#luke castellan#annabeth chase#percy jackson#percy series#camp half blood#pjo hoo toa#some ppl in the comments pointed out shit I forgot ty guys#like the way he manipulated Silena and Annabeth because he knew they loved him is literally pedophillia 🤢🤮#I was cautious with my tags at first because I thought Luke apologists were gonna come at me with knives if I said more than necessary#but now I’m brave enough to admit I hate that man and no one can convince me otherwise
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A lil something for a scenario in my head where Sonic gets amnesia
#i was putting way too much effort into this but then realized halfway through that this is dumb and said fuck it#this is supposed to be a little into the story when sonic and shadow are already (re) acquainted#maybe i should add colors...idk man#sonic the hedgehog#shadow the hedgehog#sonadow#my art#fetti art
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Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?
Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.
Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.
#queer politics#transgender#trans rights#trans legislation#trans genocide#missouri#fuck the AG man#PLEASE deal with this the same way we dealt with the texas one#i want this man to be SHAMED#I want my trans kids to know they are LOVED#i want this thing down by SUNDAY#please. if you do one thing for me ever im asking that this is it
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I need to know how Aabria reacted in the crowd to seeing Sam become the monster I think we all want to be, or be with
#fuck in a very asexual way in my case#charisma-based minotaur??? sam you beautiful man#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#bells hells#sam riegel#aabria iyengar
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me at the interdimensional ramen bar of past regret
#idk this concept is so weird when i think about it for more then two seconds but whatever. young portal ford at ramen bar with meat ya#thats real. that happensd#i said so#whatever man. drawing what i want#anyways thinking about that FUCKING photo again that he pulls out in weirdmaggedon 3 .#30 years wirh that thing#he sickens me in a hyper specific way. sap that has no idea hes a sap. or knows but is in denial.#love you ford ill support yiu foreve#stanford pines#ford pines#gravity falls#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#stan pines#stanley pines
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A man needs a hobby while he's waiting for his beloved disciple to return from the dead and torture him!!!
(SQQ is a complete fucking freak and I love him so much)
#svsss#shen qingqiu#shang qinghua#cumplane#ming fan#ning yingying#listen. i know that the probable CORRECT way of reading this is that ''man i hate hearing about this stupid harem drama so much that#even hearing about something as gross as THIS would somehow be better!!''#but i choose not to read it that way#because sqq and his monster obsession is absolutely hilarious to me#he's already kept the short haired beast why not build onto the menagerie?#also i like to headcanon that sqh has a PARTICULAR dislike for these things after sqq kept fucking throwing them at him during#the immortal alliance conference#my art#EDIT: why must one always notice the typos while in bed two hours after posting??#peace and love for everyone that politely ignored that and reblogged it anyway
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there's a stranger who sleeps at the foot of your bed
#rotating the first few nights that loop is in the party in my head. argued into sharing a room because its a downpour outside.#only accepts a bedroll. not a bed. (because they don't deserve a bed) because stars don't really need to sleep! it would be silly!#who is this person. who are they to your partner. why do they look at you like that. at him like that. you can't tell what theyre thinking#isat fanart#isat spoilers#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#isat loop#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#isiloop#sloopis#lucabyteart#sifloop#isafrin#isaloop#(help me god thats so many ship tags. have fun interpreting this post your chosen way guys.)#but yeah. had to torment that man again sorry isabeau its just the way it goes. i need to unsettle you as hard as possible thanks#>be me >be 2 months into my relationship at best >still havent kissed the guy >the fucking babadook shows up >tfw
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