#NO FUCKING WAY MAN
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work friends?
"The original line was 'Work friends? After all we've been through?' which was cute," Caple recalls. "But Pete was giving all of these other reactions. And being Pete Davidson, he threw out the line, 'Work friends? But you've been inside me.' And we just cried laughing, like that was it, that's the line. We have got to try this." Caple brought overĀ Anthony Ramos, who plays Mirage's human BFF Noah, to hear the scene. "I was in the next studio and Steven was like, 'You have to see this,' " Ramos recalls. "And I just busted out laughing. It was hilarious."
They are fucking aware about the gay tension. (Source)
#transformers#rise of the beasts#rotb#mirage rotb#noah diaz#NO FUCKING WAY MAN#THEYRE SO REAL FOR THIS ONE
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Willy Wonka Experienceā¦ 2!
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how dare all of the gays in my phone live in time zones that make them go to bed earlier than me
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yttd spoilers
KAI WAS TRYING TO SAVE SARA AND HE FUCKING DIED FOR IT AND HE WAS TELLING HER NOT TO GO HOME AND HE JUST WANTED TO HELP šš
#my yttd liveblogging#yttd spoilers#NO FUCKING WAY MAN#NOW IM EVEN MORE SAD OVER HIS DEATH#HE DESERVED BETTER#I MISS HIM#šššš
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I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.
Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:
Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao
this is so stupid :D
Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.
#fanart#billford#bill cipher#stanford pines#gravity falls#book of bill#i watched gravity falls because i was curious about all the Toxic Old Man Yaoi on my dash and wanted context#turns out most of the context was in the book of bill tho lmao#look they either banged or married or both while drunk and i will accept no other possibilities#you don't use the phrase 'and one thing led to another' in a PRIVATE JOURNAL if what happened wasn't salacious in some way#i mean - ford didn't exactly grow up in The Most Inclusive Time Period???#dude was probably like 'gotta use this wording for plausible deniability - NO ONE can know i boinked the talking triangle'#in other news - i must bully the baby billy#don't know how much more GF stuff i'll toss up here but i have a few other little scribbles in the works. probably won't color them tho lol#also don't ask me why bill's bowtie stays where it is despite his āpantsā being under it. just. just fucking don't ok???#EDIT: oh and since i see this a lot in this fandom for some reason: DO NOT REPOST THIS PLZ K THX :D
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DEVASTATING the lyric you've been mishearing is better than the real one
#i've been listening to icarus by bastille#and for some reason my brain fills in 'this is how it feels to take a fall' as 'this is how it feels to take off all your skin'#and like fuck man#and I KNOW thatās technically not a misheard lyric but my post my rules cope#anyway my line now#also probably phrased this poorly but its ok#im allowed to be incomprehensible#as a treat#and then fuckin#from we sink by of monsters and men#the original line was 'please look away dont look at me'#and i kept hearing it as 'please learn a way to look at me'#anyway#shoving this post in the queue but please be aware that i am writing it very late at night#q
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I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggsā
I'M SORRY????
#this is so fucking funny#I love this patch already#truly the way to a man's heart is through his stomach#which is full of raw eggs#baby boy why#are the gains that important#help#sdv#stardew valley#sdv alex#alex mullner
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this is such incredible advice for creating any kind of art i have to put it over here to remind myself
#thanks michael#this is also like#devastating in a way#like thinking of him playing aziraphale#with aziraphale desperate to be alive#to connect to breathe to see to touch#michael giving all of that over in his performance so that aziraphale can live again through him#iām mortally wounded#michael sheen#good omens#fucking michael sheen man#creativity
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you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.
I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.
we are not the same.
#I agree with Lukeās beliefs 100%#I donāt agree with his actions#but I specifically remember Luke seeming real fucking unaffected while leaving Annabeth to endure being literally crushed to death#the rest of the halfbloods that joined the titans army had good intentions but Lukeā¦ oh boy#Iām sorry I canāt help but disagree with his actions#percy jackon and the olympians#luke castellan#annabeth chase#percy jackson#percy series#camp half blood#pjo hoo toa#some ppl in the comments pointed out shit I forgot ty guys#like the way he manipulated Silena and Annabeth because he knew they loved him is literally pedophillia š¤¢š¤®#I was cautious with my tags at first because I thought Luke apologists were gonna come at me with knives if I said more than necessary#but now Iām brave enough to admit I hate that man and no one can convince me otherwise
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Yall remember how Texas had that "report an abortion" form that they had to take down after a week?
Well, Missouri has one, only it's for reporting transgender concerns.
Comrades. Friends. Romans. Countrymen. You know what to do.
#queer politics#transgender#trans rights#trans legislation#trans genocide#missouri#fuck the AG man#PLEASE deal with this the same way we dealt with the texas one#i want this man to be SHAMED#I want my trans kids to know they are LOVED#i want this thing down by SUNDAY#please. if you do one thing for me ever im asking that this is it
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I need to know how Aabria reacted in the crowd to seeing Sam become the monster I think we all want to be, or be with
#fuck in a very asexual way in my case#charisma-based minotaur??? sam you beautiful man#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#bells hells#sam riegel#aabria iyengar
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dan and phil are making content again, the future of mcr is unclear, and people are planning dashcon.
anyways welcome back 2014!
#idk i just think thoughts man#dan and phil#phan#dan and phil games#danandphil#phandom#dan howell#danandphilgames#daniel howell#dnp#dashcon ballpit#dashcon2#dashcon#dashcon 2#mcr#my chemical romance#my chemical fucking romance#mcr5#gerard way#mikey way#ray toro#frank iero#noa is an emo#noa is a phan#noa is random#noa yaps#noa july 2024
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his one-sided love for life
#yes ik the caption's corny but come on. come on it's fucking sanji what more do you expect#i tried to make his features kinda hint towards taz's but ultimately i think he just kinda turned out his own way???#idk man i streamed painting him like 3 times idk what's going on w this painting anymore#one piece#op#art#illustration#nettillust#sanji#black leg sanji#one piece sanji#opla
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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite
#the comically evil arrogant rude chauvinistic homophobic son of a russian oligarch prick of a man that has been ruining my life#who i thought was making innuendos towards me as part of a twisted plwer play in a way only people who have not been punched enough#can approach social situations#drunkenly told me he admired and loved me and then promptly propositioned me. twice.#fuck my entire life
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Every single Tommyinnit video is him going "how much secondhand embarrassment can I make my viewers put up with this time"
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do skully have pokemon?
Pumpkaboo is the obvious one, but y'know, sometimes the obvious one is the right one! (we'll say SUPER SIZE Pumpkaboo, just for fun. big pumpkin for big skeleton boy.) and another person actually also suggested Greavard, which I somehow hadn't considered, but feels so perfect that I feel like I should have. dangit.
(they can also have little Nightmare Suit costumes :D)
#art#twisted wonderland#pokemon#poketwst#twisted wonderland spoilers#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#(sorry for leaving anon off for a while! i've gotten a rash of spam and i'm gonna wait it out a couple days before turning it back on)#also apologies for the rest of this not really being pokemon related#i don't have anything right now for part 4 of the event so i'm gonna use this space to go off about it#because. oh man.#a sad lack of the scullsman but a FEAST of everyone else#gotta love malleus and leona uniting in the common goal of hunting trey down for trying to game their whiny pettiness#(trey doesn't know what to do with someone he can't easily distract with cake)#also further confirmation that malleus WILL kill a small child and leona WILL point and laugh the whole time#also sebek's plans revolving around what he knows he's good at: screaming extremely loudly and hoisting nerds#and let us not forget what i consider to be the crowning jewel#which is jamil figuring out IMMEDIATELY where scully has taken his prisoners#only for everyone else to just. literally refuse to do anything about it.#jamil just standing there and going 'WE KNOW WHERE THEY ARE! WE CAN JUST! GO GET THEM!!!! WHYYY AREN'T WE GOING'#visibly losing his entire mind and it's beautiful#top 10 twst event moments honestly#also some delightful character consistency from jade being all#'actually my dicking around is a sign of my immense trust in your abilities to get things done :)'#'but also consider: there are currently two housewardens chasing a child'#'alternately angrily screaming poetry and begging them not to sue'#'and if you will pardon my city of flowers...there is no fucking way i'm missing that'#lock shock and barrel did not sign up for this. how did these idiots turn out to be somehow weirder than the three of them.#twisted wonderland must be a frightening place indeed
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