#NO BECAUSE-

[birb-boyo]

ESTRINE STUDIOS UPLOADED

AND TIME’S VOICE STILL HASNT CHANGED🥰🥰🥰

[gyubby99]

@disneyanddisneyships THEM

Vox and Mal had been out on a walk, the hell's city streets doing all of their stuff, wether it be sinning, murder or simply wondering what they're gonna have for dinner. They had just gone from Lu Lu world, in which Vox had spent his time making fun of how bad she aimed for the target at this one game where if you hit it, you get a prize. Vox had been extremely exhausted, but Mal still had energy left in her. She never won the game, but atleast she had fun.

They still had a few blocks to go to the hotel, and Vox had suggested he called his driver to take both of them there, but Mal suggested they go for a walk, to serve them a more fun time talking about things only they knew of, inside jokes for only them to hear and laugh at.

A whistle was heard from afar. Near her and Vox

Mal thought it was a man calling for his dog, so she paid it no mind.

"Oh, come on, pretty bug! You can't ignore me!" The man shouted, and Mal perked her head up.

"Me?" she asks, a bit perplexed.

"Yeah, babe!" He chuckles, before walking over to her.

He clearly hadn't noticed Vox, as he seemed to be fixated on his own selfish desire of wooing Mal into the bedroom he probably hasn't cleaned for months.

"Uh, no? You're outta luck, buddy. I'm off limits. Not interested." Mal dismissed the demon before he could even come any closer.

"What? Come on, sexy! You look like you had a rough night! I can take-" the demon was cut off by a hand, a hand that never belonged to her.

Now he noticed.

The demon looked up with a glare, yelling at the mysterious person before he recognized the face and realized he'd made a mistake.

Vox, with an alarming and cold glare, sent strong, violent electric shocks all throughout the demon's body, traveling from his hand to the rest as he yelps and screamed in agony.

Vox, satisfied with it, let go and dropped the demon harshly on the ground. "What the fuck do you think you're doing? She's mine. Got that?"

Mal looked at Vox's glare, and something in his eyes screamed he was determined to obliterate whatever harmed his beloved, or whatever attempted to cause anything he wouldn't like.

And the little firefly could never love any being more.

"Y-Yes, sir.." the demon grunted helplessly on the ground. "I'm-- I'm sorry, sir!"

Now that made Vox even angrier.

"Why are you apologizing to me?" Vox asks, before stomping on the demon's back, making the poor creature grunt in pain, and pressure of the weight of Vox's foot on his pathetic bony back.

"I'm not the one you attempted to take home to suck on your pathetic limp dick, am I?" Vox taunted, harshly stomping on the demon's back. "She said no, and somehow you wouldn't get it in your head, hm? How about I leave you tied up for rats like you to eat? That way you can all hangout."

"No- No! Please!" The demon pleaded.

Vox smugly smirked, crouching down. "Why should I listen to that?"

The demon pleaded useless cries still.

Vox laughs, cruel and sadistic. "Apologize.."

"Sir, I'm so-"

"To her."

The demon looked at Mal with fear in his eyes, and Mal had her hips on her shoulder, taunting the demon also. "You heard him."

"I.. I-I'm sorry! It- it won't happen again!" The demon cried out.

Mal tapped her chin. "Hm.. do you mean that?"

"I-I do! I really do! Please!"

Mal crouched down to the demon, smirking. "Then do me a favor."

"Anything! I'll do anything!"

Mal chuckles, before whispering with a serious glare. "Never do this to anyone else again."

"F..Fine! Fine!! I won't!"

Mal's gaze softened.. but she was not quite pleased yet.

"Good! But just in case.." Mal closed her eyes, before opening them, emitting a bright LED-like glow. Her glare was sharp and her eyes were as bright as if you'd been face-to-face with the sun. The demon yelped in shock as he closed his eyes, but opening them to see only black.

He couldn't see anything..

"Fuck! I-- I can't see! What the fuck did you do?!"

Mal's eyes turned to normal as she closed her eyes and opened them once again. She stood up and looked at Vox.

Vox scoffs at the helpless demon, before kicking him once more as he removed his foot at the top of his back. He took Mal's hand and got away from the demon.

As they walked, Mal turned to glance at Vox. "Someone's protective!"

Vox scoffed. "I'm your boyfriend. That's my job. It was of my own will anyway!"

Mal laughed as she squeezed his hand. "Remind me why I love you again?"

Now, Vox smugly smirked. "Because I'm awesome. I never knew you had to ask about something this obvious!"

Mal laughed, as Vox chuckled with her.

"Yeah, yes you are, Vox."

[telebeast]

unoriginal joke

[puppyeared]

filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^

[blueskittlesart]

i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[roach-works]

speculative fiction writers i am going to give you a really urgent piece of advice: don't say numbers. don't give your readers any numbers. how heavy is the sword? lots. how old is that city? plenty. how big is the fort? massive. how fast is the spaceship? not very, it's secondhand.

the minute you say a number your readers can check your math and you cannot do math better than your most autistic critic. i guarantee. don't let your readers do any math. when did something happen? awhile ago. how many bullets can that gun fire? trick question, it shoots lasers, and it shoots em HARD.

you are lying to people for fun. if you let them do math at you the lie collapses and it's no fun anymore.

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[great-and-small]

I was walking on a rather remote beach when I came upon this Whip eel drying up in the sun. These are intertidal eels that can actually handle themselves out of water for a bit, but it’s not normal for them to be fully exposed in direct sunlight like this. The tide was at least six hours from coming in and I felt like this eel was in distress, so I made the decision to dig him out and return to the ocean. His body was too delicate to be simply pulled from the hole without injury, so I got to digging.

This endeavor took about 40 minutes as the eel was quite long and difficult to excavate. Also had to continually refill my temporary eel pond to keep him from drying out entirely while I worked.

If you are an eel aficionado like myself, please enjoy this silly little video of the relocation process set to some jaunty royalty-free disco music.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

I think one of the kindest things you can do for people with various mental health struggles is just... let people back into your life after they've been absent for a while.

Making friends as an adult is so fucking hard already and isolating yourself from other people is a very common symptom of depression, anxiety, burnout, ocd, trauma, grief, etc. Which means that someone will do the hard work of recovery/healing and resurface back into a world where their previous friends have written them off because they stopped showing up.

So if you know someone where you're like "yeah we could have been better friends but they fell off the map a bit" and that person suddenly reaches out, or starts showing up to events even though you kind of forgot they were still in the group chat... well they may have been Going Through It and you don't actually have to punish them for their absence you can just be glad that they're back.

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[thesefallenembers]

the problem with reading and writing leading to a strong vocabulary is that you tend to know the vibe of words instead of their meanings.

if I used this word in a sentence, would it make sense? absolutely. if you asked me what it meant, could I tell you? absolutely not.

[girldraki]

[scribefindegil]

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

[hellishqueer]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies