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elderwisp · 3 months ago
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there was this panel in that last post that reminded me of something and i just think it's funny how-
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birb-boyo · 1 year ago
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ESTRINE STUDIOS UPLOADED
AND TIME’S VOICE STILL HASNT CHANGED🥰🥰🥰
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gyubby99 · 2 years ago
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@disneyanddisneyships THEM
Vox and Mal had been out on a walk, the hell's city streets doing all of their stuff, wether it be sinning, murder or simply wondering what they're gonna have for dinner. They had just gone from Lu Lu world, in which Vox had spent his time making fun of how bad she aimed for the target at this one game where if you hit it, you get a prize. Vox had been extremely exhausted, but Mal still had energy left in her. She never won the game, but atleast she had fun.
They still had a few blocks to go to the hotel, and Vox had suggested he called his driver to take both of them there, but Mal suggested they go for a walk, to serve them a more fun time talking about things only they knew of, inside jokes for only them to hear and laugh at.
A whistle was heard from afar. Near her and Vox
Mal thought it was a man calling for his dog, so she paid it no mind.
"Oh, come on, pretty bug! You can't ignore me!" The man shouted, and Mal perked her head up.
"Me?" she asks, a bit perplexed.
"Yeah, babe!" He chuckles, before walking over to her.
He clearly hadn't noticed Vox, as he seemed to be fixated on his own selfish desire of wooing Mal into the bedroom he probably hasn't cleaned for months.
"Uh, no? You're outta luck, buddy. I'm off limits. Not interested." Mal dismissed the demon before he could even come any closer.
"What? Come on, sexy! You look like you had a rough night! I can take-" the demon was cut off by a hand, a hand that never belonged to her.
Now he noticed.
The demon looked up with a glare, yelling at the mysterious person before he recognized the face and realized he'd made a mistake.
Vox, with an alarming and cold glare, sent strong, violent electric shocks all throughout the demon's body, traveling from his hand to the rest as he yelps and screamed in agony.
Vox, satisfied with it, let go and dropped the demon harshly on the ground. "What the fuck do you think you're doing? She's mine. Got that?"
Mal looked at Vox's glare, and something in his eyes screamed he was determined to obliterate whatever harmed his beloved, or whatever attempted to cause anything he wouldn't like.
And the little firefly could never love any being more.
"Y-Yes, sir.." the demon grunted helplessly on the ground. "I'm-- I'm sorry, sir!"
Now that made Vox even angrier.
"Why are you apologizing to me?" Vox asks, before stomping on the demon's back, making the poor creature grunt in pain, and pressure of the weight of Vox's foot on his pathetic bony back.
"I'm not the one you attempted to take home to suck on your pathetic limp dick, am I?" Vox taunted, harshly stomping on the demon's back. "She said no, and somehow you wouldn't get it in your head, hm? How about I leave you tied up for rats like you to eat? That way you can all hangout."
"No- No! Please!" The demon pleaded.
Vox smugly smirked, crouching down. "Why should I listen to that?"
The demon pleaded useless cries still.
Vox laughs, cruel and sadistic. "Apologize.."
"Sir, I'm so-"
"To her."
The demon looked at Mal with fear in his eyes, and Mal had her hips on her shoulder, taunting the demon also. "You heard him."
"I.. I-I'm sorry! It- it won't happen again!" The demon cried out.
Mal tapped her chin. "Hm.. do you mean that?"
"I-I do! I really do! Please!"
Mal crouched down to the demon, smirking. "Then do me a favor."
"Anything! I'll do anything!"
Mal chuckles, before whispering with a serious glare. "Never do this to anyone else again."
"F..Fine! Fine!! I won't!"
Mal's gaze softened.. but she was not quite pleased yet.
"Good! But just in case.." Mal closed her eyes, before opening them, emitting a bright LED-like glow. Her glare was sharp and her eyes were as bright as if you'd been face-to-face with the sun. The demon yelped in shock as he closed his eyes, but opening them to see only black.
He couldn't see anything..
"Fuck! I-- I can't see! What the fuck did you do?!"
Mal's eyes turned to normal as she closed her eyes and opened them once again. She stood up and looked at Vox.
Vox scoffs at the helpless demon, before kicking him once more as he removed his foot at the top of his back. He took Mal's hand and got away from the demon.
As they walked, Mal turned to glance at Vox. "Someone's protective!"
Vox scoffed. "I'm your boyfriend. That's my job. It was of my own will anyway!"
Mal laughed as she squeezed his hand. "Remind me why I love you again?"
Now, Vox smugly smirked. "Because I'm awesome. I never knew you had to ask about something this obvious!"
Mal laughed, as Vox chuckled with her.
"Yeah, yes you are, Vox."
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mikkaeus · 14 days ago
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shopwitchvamp · 1 month ago
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Just wanted to share some shockingly good news in these difficult times. The full article is really worth reading. [Find it here]
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wishfulsketching · 4 months ago
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Silco and his terror of a daughter
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jakeperalta · 2 months ago
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saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....
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what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅
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irate-iguana · 1 month ago
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Yesterday night, I asked my parents to remind me to return The Terror (2018) to the video rental store. This morning I woke up to two — momentarily confusing and concerning — text notifications:
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goldeaglefire1 · 3 months ago
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so the tiktok ban was literally just propaganda for the trump administration. like. we all agree with that right. this is just laughably transparent. the ban wasn't even 24 hours. not even a whole day. to quote my infinitely funnier mutual from Discord, "Misha Collins was bisexual longer than TikTok was banned"
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dubioushonour · 2 months ago
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Spin this wheel of ~300 AO3 tags three times.
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daftpatience · 2 months ago
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
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windwenn · 3 months ago
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This drawing made me realise that actually I love the comfort zone and I would like to go back into it. Also that I must draw more tigers.
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bixels · 3 months ago
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As gen-AI becomes more normalized (Chappell Roan encouraging it, grifters on the rise, young artists using it), I wanna express how I will never turn to it because it fundamentally bores me to my core. There is no reason for me to want to use gen-AI because I will never want to give up my autonomy in creating art. I never want to become reliant on an inhuman object for expression, least of all if that object is created and controlled by tech companies. I draw not because I want a drawing but because I love the process of drawing. So even in a future where everyone’s accepted it, I’m never gonna sway on this.
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kamikazeonwings · 11 months ago
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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telebeast · 7 months ago
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unoriginal joke
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