#NEAR THE HIGHWAY

[propussyslayer]

"i hate wolfstar!" i scream as i run through a crowd of wolfstar shippers. someone uppercuts me. me and my bag fall to the ground, revealing my fully printed out collection of wolfstar fanfiction. "w-wait! these aren't mine!" i scream, as everyone points and laughs at my fallen figure

[geopsych]

Went to a different woods today, not far away, and saw some good birds.

This is a rufus-sided or eastern towhee, a recently returned migrant. They dig in the leaves with both feet. I let the video go on for a few seconds because at the end it makes the sound that got it its name.

[bekolxeram]

A truck crash unleashing millions of angry bees? Gotta give it to the writers, only they can come up with such a crazy idea. I'm glad we live in the real world, not the 9-1-1 universe...

Or Australia. Or Missouri. Or Maine. Or Utah. Or Washington. Or Montana.

[torchickentacos]

I figured it out, you're the designated sitcom B plot character. Like that post about how the B plots are always stuff like "found $100 on the ground" and "a bird is very here"? That's you. You have fun escapades like "my favorite Chinese restaurant keeps sending me giant cups of sauce" and "I had to figure out where to buy a pig fetus" and "spent six hours getting a woodpecker out of my garage" that's sitcom B plot character shenanigans. Kudos honestly.

Oh my god you're right 😭 and I've had several "A bird is very here" situations somehow, actually??? There was the woodpecker in my garage in mid-june and I spent hours trying to get it to leave, there's the neighbor's chicken that gets loose, like, every morning in the summer somehow (I have chased this chicken down the street several times, and she was being a chatty girlie this morning), and there's been numerous injured birds I've caught for the local wildlife center (my mom and I used to be on-call for animal transports, but we stopped for H5N1).

Bonus bird pictures for the birds that are Very Here :)

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

may I make a contribution to your outsiders playlists pretty please

[thehornylibrarian]

Ughhhh why, in a city as large as mine, do I have to drive 45 minutes to get to a half decent doctor. Why is that.

[neunhofferart]

Not sure if there's anything official- based only on a vaguely similar shape and location and seemingly supported by the map pictures released by Dreamworks TV recently, would Yaz's island be Frank Island in Yellowstone National Park? Only for JWE2 building reference purposes 😁

It's possible it was used for some visual inspiration, but I think the EXACT location in Wyoming was probably meant to be a little vague, as a fictional location.

[killerchickadee]

So we're having a pretty bad snow storm, and my 20 minute commute was 45 minutes cause the roads are so so so bad. The city hasn't plowed AT ALL.

And I was supposed to leave work at 1:30 and had to stay until 3 and I'm just like. Over today. I get home and I'm very shaken up by my drive and both my cat and bird (both of whom I love very much!!!!) were hollering at me for attention, and I'm like. I made it home without crashing and I'm very stressed, so please calm yourselves.

[stupot]

It's funny bc the people in my life who admonish me for not driving (specifically family) all hate driving so much. They hate the cost between payments, insurance, gas, repairs etc, they hate other drivers, they hate driving longer than 30 minutes, they hate having to park, they hate the car itself half the time, they hate the environmental impacts, they hate the constant fear of hitting an animal or pedestrian, they get out of the car in a worse mood than when they got in it, and they resent that they have to drive in the first place. my friend this is one of the few parts of the country with halfway decent transit. might I introduce to you the SmarTrip card and some patience

[smithasandwich]

I love you bluebonnets and indian paintbrushes, and pink evening primroses on the sides of the road. I love you clusters of clover in my backyard. I love you brown and green colored anoles on my front porch. I... cautiously appreciate you from a distance wasps that made their home in the weep holes between the bricks on my house.

I love you spring time in Texas.

[naomiknight-17]

Oh, no big, just crossing over the widest highway in the damn country on foot nbd

[forsaken-sedai]

Okay so turns out my posts may have invoked the wrath of god, however he failed finish the job so I made it back alive to my tumblr account

[postcard-from-the-past]

Stop at the highway near Montabaur, Rhineland-Palatinate, Germany

German vintage postcard

[benxcallumforever]

Ben saying to Jay he doesn't want him to make the same mistakes he did, and Ben haters (some also hate Callum) are still like "Ben is a hypocrite, he is not perfect" Did you purposely ignore the part where Ben doesn't want Jay to make the same mistakes he did?

[phoenix-eclipses]

My one work friend has been online at my school up until now and this is what she sends me while trying to find her way around

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Visited New York for the weekend from Florida and my main take away is that I need Disney to please lobby Florida to build monorails everywhere