#NATASHA ISLEY : face.

[scarfacemarston]

Bringing this back a year later for Flufftober! I've posted two other memes, but hadn't had any luck. I added some new characters! Definitely ask about Abigail or Harvey. Cullen might be interesting, too....

Fluff Alphabet Prompt (x reader)

Send me a character and a letter and I'll do it for ya! If your tagged fave isn't on the list, feel free to request anyway. No guarantees. Bonus for Abigail since she's my fave. A bonus for Marvel or Dragon age since I'm new at those, but have at it! A - Affection (how do they show affection to their s/o)

B - Best Friend (what are they like as a best friend?)

C - Cuddling (do they like to cuddle? And how would they do it?)

D - Domestic (do they want to settle down? How good are they at cooking and cleaning)

E - Ending (if they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

F - Fiancé (how do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

G - Gentle (how gentle they, both physically and emotionally?)

H: Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

I: I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

J: Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they're jealous?)

K: Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you?

L: Little Ones (How are they with kids?)

M: Mornings (How are mornings spent with them?)\

N: Night (How are nights spent with them?)

O: Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

P: Patience (How easily angered are they?)

Q: Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every detail in passing, or do they kind of forget? )

R: Remember (What is their favourite moment in your relationship?)

S: Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

T: Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, and gifts?)

U: Ugly (What would be a bad habit of theirs?)

V: Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

W: Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

X: Xtra (A random headcanon for them) Z: Zzz (What is a sleep habit of theirs?)

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Ranking DC Pride 2023

9. Love’s Lightning Heart (???, ???)

Starring The Flashlight and The Flash, I think? When he called the dude “Ray” in the beginning I thought it was gonna be The Ray, you know? This only scores so low because I’m not at ALL familiar with anything Multiversity and this story especially seemed to be absolutely thick with that corner of DC lore. I get there’s a Parallax type of thing happening but... this was kind of hard to follow for a payoff that’s pretty lukewarm if you’re not well-versed in who this story’s about.

8. My Best Bet (Jon Kent/Superman, John Constantine

This is hit especially hard in my ranking because it’s the last story in the book and the only thing DC Pride about it is that it stars two Bs. They’re popular queer characters but I’m here for stories that are specifically ABOUT LGBT stuff, not about LGBT people doing stuff. There’s nothing to really talk about here.

7. Found (Xanthe Zhou, Batwoman/Kate Kane)

I’ve been meaning to read Spirit World, and since I hadn’t gotten around to it Xanthe being LGBT was a surprise to me, but not as much as Kate Kane showing up was. It feels like someone threw a dartboard at WLW women and plopped in whoever came up, cuz I guarantee if I flip the newest Batwoman issue open to a random page she’ll have a girlfriend-slash-situationship that won’t be too happy about her seeming receptive to some flirting. But hey, I like Xanthe more now so there’s give-and-take.

6. And Baby Makes Three (Xiomara Rojas/Crush, Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn, Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy)

I like Crush. I can’t claim to have read much of her, because for now that means enduring way too much Damian Wayne, but she seems like an incredibly interesting character. But I could not tell you why she’s here with Harley and Ivy. This, moreso than anything else, has a less than negative chance of being referenced again and it’s giving me even more of that dartboard feeling the last story did. Plus if there’s one thing Harlivy can do, it’s carry a story by themselves. I wish we’d gotten something about JUST Crush, is what I’m saying. I feel like this was a status update for Crush, like her washing ashore was meant to bridge the gap between this story and whatever she was doing the last time she showed up.

5. Teamwork Makes the Dream Work (Natasha Irons/Steel, Nubia)

Listen, I will always have space in my heart for the Irons family. I love Natasha, and I love John Henry, and when DC lets either out of the ether every other year I’m front and center. That, and the recent super-push Nubia has been enjoying made this story one I was pretty excited to read when I realized who it was about. But THIS ART. These faces are TRASH. Even without looking it up I feel like there’s a 0% chance DC would give a nonblack artist this story, so it makes it especially confusing as to why the characters look like THAT. The actual content was fun and even though Io needs to come up off our queen posthaste, I didn’t have any (other) complaints. But it’s SOOOOO UGLYYYYY.

4. The Dance ( Minhkhoa Khan/Ghost-Makes, Thomas Blake/Catman)

I knew Ghost-Maker was bi prior to reading this, somehow. I’ve been meaning to read anything about him because his design is so awesome but I was only really guessing this was Catman alongside him. I really don’t know anything about him, so this ranks so highly just because of Ghost-Maker. I don’t really have anything else to add here since this story’s ultimate purpose seems to just show off muscley dudes post-sex.

3. Anniversary (Lucas Trent/Midnighter, Andrew Pulaski/Apollo, Alan Scott/Green Lantern)

These showcases tend to have like, one story that directly addresses inequality if you’re lucky. This is that story, and it’s such a good one. Midnighter and Apollo’s fame as the canon gay Superbat sort of eclipses anything else about them, but that reputation is put to excellent effect here. Plus, Alan Scott, one of my favorite Green Lanterns, finally shows up. Revitalizing that old slogan to make it clear the LGBT isn’t going anywhere was fun, too.

2. Subspace Transmission (Jules Jourdain/Circuit Breaker, Jess Chambers/The Flash, Andy Curry/Aquawoman)

Jess was an extremely fun and memorable character from the start like, half a decade ago and that holds true here. I was super uninvested in the Circuit Breaker part of this story. I don’t know who that is, and even after reading this I genuinely don’t care. This made my heart hurt for more Teen Justice and Future State stuff in general. That Jackson Hyde cameo at the end was also perfect.

1. Hey, Stranger (Connor Hawke/Hawke, Tim Drake/Robin)

I was definitely in diapers the last time these two characters spoke to each other. When there’s been THAT big a gap in timeframe I can’t be sure how emotional a reunion can be to a modern readership. None of that matters to my enjoyment, because Connor Hawke is far and away my favorite Arrowfam member and his recent resurgence (even if too much of it is attached to Damian Wayne for my taste) has been such a blessing. DC only trots this guy out three times a year but god do we eat good each time. They just need to do a LITTLE more with him.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

The One With The Pride Party

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/U2mYXWi by Noxnthea, there_must_be_a_lock “Not sure this is the Bat’s kinda thing,” Jason chips in. “And this might go past Robin’s bedtime.” “Well, considering they’re gay icons and all,” Natasha says, utterly straight-faced. Jason and Bruce both stare at her for a second. Damian lets out an incoherent sputter.   [In which Clint is great at heels and everybody’s a little bit gay.] Words: 3640, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 7 of Marshmallow Crime Lords, Part 10 of Cross-tober Fandoms: Marvel, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Jason Todd, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Yelena Belova, Tim Drake, Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton/Jason Todd, Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Pride Parades, Drag, Jason Todd Has a Good Time, Batfamily Shenanigans, DC and Marvel character cameos, a beach episode but make it Pride, Fluff, Crossovers & Fusions, acquiring blackmail material is easy when everybody’s drinking the purple punch read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/U2mYXWi

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The League (rewrite)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3VQrq06 by Orca478 After Mera saves Tony from Siberia, bringing him back home to Atlantis, to reunite with his cousin Arthur. Not wanting to face any more betrayals Tony abandons his life on there surface, making a living on Atlantis as an advisor to the King. Meanwhile following Lex Luthor's defeat, Bruce Wayne, heartbroken by indirectly being responsible for the death of the man he loves, decides its time for a new team to come into the scene. One that will not blow up like the Avengers did. One that would have the people's priorities in mind. The one Superman would have liked to see. So with Diana at his side, he gets to work. Too make things harder, a alien known as Steppenwolf arrives, seeking to avenge his fallen master, and destroy the planet that lead to his death. Now Bruce must assemble his team, to fight Steppenwolf, and save the world. All the while dealing with team Cap and SHIELD, who want things to go back to how they were. Meanwhile, Tony, with Mera at his side, goes on a mission to find the key to defeating Steppenwolf, as well as a journey to embrace his destiny. Words: 1023, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, DC Extended Universe, MonsterVerse (Legendary Pictures Movies) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M Characters: Tony Stark, Mera (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman), Clark Kent, Thor (Marvel), James "Rhodey" Rhodes, Arthur Curry (DCU), Darcy Lewis, Vision (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Brunnhilde | Valkyrie (Marvel), Loki (Marvel), Peter Parker, Barry Allen, Victor Stone, Sharon Carter (Marvel), Yelena Belova, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Clint Barton, Wanda Maximoff, Alfred Pennyworth, Nuidis Vulko, Atlanna (DCU), Orm Marius, Harleen Quinzel, Pamela Isley, Phil Coulson, Pepper Potts, Maria Hill, Nick Fury, Steppenwolf (DCU), Godzilla (MonsterVerse), Mothra (MonsterVerse) Relationships: Mera (DCU)/Tony Stark, Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Diana (Wonder Woman)/Thor (Marvel), Arthur Curry/Darcy Lewis, Bruce Banner/Brunnhilde | Valkyrie, Yelena Belova/Sharon Carter, Barry Allen/Victor Stone, Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel, Godzilla/Mothra (MonsterVerse), Scott Lang/Hope Van Dyne Additional Tags: Crossover, Civil War Team Iron Man, Movie: Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021), Tony Stark Has A Heart, Protective Tony Stark, Atlantean Tony Stark, BAMF Mera (DCU), Not Civil War Team Captain America Friendly, Not SHIELD Friendly (Marvel), Protective Bruce Wayne, Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings, Protective Clark Kent, Clark Kent Loves Bruce Wayne, BAMF Diana (Wonder Woman), Good Friend Thor (Marvel), Protective Arthur Curry(DCU), One-Sided Steve Rogers/Tony Stark read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/3VQrq06

[sapphicwhxre]

If you do Dc/Marvel preferences, I'd like to request reacting to reader getting hurt or almost dying if I can ❤️ You can do either one tysm

a/n: i did both since i have ‘em on the same masterlist <3

seeing you get hurt | preferences

includes: diana prince, harley quinn, wanda maximoff, kara danvers, pamela isley, natasha romanoff, dinah lance, gwen stacy, helena bertinelli

NOTE: gifs under the cut are mine, so please refrain from reposting. tracking is #userchokemepansy if you want to use.

diana prince

crying rage ─ tears of fear/happiness and then fucking determination

she’s so relieved you’re ok but whoever did this to you is screwed

she wouldn’t kill anyone even if she really really wanted to

but she’ll give them a good ass beating and leave them to the right authorities

relaxes with you + stays in with you or something for some good old calm, domestic normalcy

harley quinn

flips her shit as soon as she sees you hurt

lots of swearing and things like WHO THE FUCK DID THIS TO YOU while also babying you

once you’re ok, she squeezes you super tight and gives you a couple of kisses

then goes to fuck up whoever hurt you

lots of cuddles and spoils when she gets back though <3

wanda maximoff

definitely over emotional / impulsive with her actions

pulls you to her side and goes the fuck after who hurt you

you have to calm her down or she will actually lose control

once she calms down, she just really wants to hold you

mutters all these little assurances and i love yous

kara danvers

has a strong sense of rationality

so ─ reluctantly ─ she’ll make sure whoever hurt you is stopped/accounted for before helping you

she makes sure someone else stays with you and does her thing

tries to put on this brave face when she can comfort you

but ends up telling you how scared she was for you and how much she loves you

pamela isley

doesn’t entirely know what to do at first

conflicted on whether to help you or yk kill the person who hurt you

she ends up staying with you and caring for you

on the calmer side but you can tell she’s fucking pissed

whoever did it will be losing their life sometime this week :)

natasha romanoff

she was probably there when it happened

immediately knocks the person who hurt you out and rushes right to your side

comments sarcastically for sure but you know she’s worried af

insists you go get help or something

rolls her eyes but shuts up when you say that she’d keep going ─ cause you’re completely right

dinah lance

she’s generally good at self-control

but the second someone hurts you, she loses it

it’s an instant fist fight

she fucks the other person up and depending on how bad it is/how hurt you are, her ability might make an appearance

she doesn’t say much after but she holds you close and whispers that she loves you after asking if you’re okay

gwen stacy

gets really quiet, just helps patch you up

tries not to say anything but lashes out when you try to talk to her

tells you to be more careful & gets upset

it keeps going and going until she just breaks and says she was scared for you

mutual comfort after + being close to each other

helena bertinelli

oh shit ─ she doesn’t even glance at you

immediately goes after who hurt you

overkill and all, fucks them up

she comes back to you completely worn out and most likely covered in blood

a little awkward about asking if you’re ok but it’s cute

───♥︎

[lovehurried]

TAG DROP  •  Natasha Isley (1/3)

NATASHA ISLEY  •  i’m not owed anything simply for the sake of it. NATASHA ISLEY  :  face. NATASHA ISLEY  :  voice. NATASHA ISLEY  :  about. NATASHA ISLEY  :  thoughts. NATASHA ISLEY  :  likes. NATASHA ISLEY  :  music. NATASHA ISLEY  :  desires. NATASHA ISLEY  :  wardrobe. NATASHA ISLEY  :  aesthetic. NATASHA ISLEY  &  eleonora eisele. NATASHA ISLEY  &  gerhardt eisele. NATASHA ISLEY  &  micah dürr.  ( iamyourhost ) NATASHA ISLEY  &  sally bowles.  ( lovehurried ) NATASHA ISLEY  &  rosa  ‘ rosie ’  fischer.  ( lovehurried ) NATASHA ISLEY  &  luella  ‘ lulu ’  pfeffer.  ( lovehurried ) NATASHA ISLEY  &  didiane  ‘frenchie’  bousquet.  ( lovehurried ) NATASHA ISLEY  &  abigail  ‘ texas ’  chapman.  ( lovehurried ) NATASHA ISLEY  &  frederica  ‘ fritzie ’  kost.  ( lovehurried )

[justin-hammers]

Fancasting (Just My Take and For Fun):

(Only using characters from Marvel and DC, and Expect Gender Flipping. Plus, it involves my only 3 crushes, and their previous roles in Superhero movies won't count.)

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For Joel Kinnaman:

Main 6 Choices (Not in Order) -

Kraven the Hunter (Remember that one time they were using him in a way for casting? I dunno how to word it tbh)

Moon Knight/Marc Spector (cuz he Jewish. I did my research guys)

Emma Frost (we need more sex appeal on him tbh)

Mystique/Raven Darkholme (I mean.....)

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen (Imma be honest with y'all, how he looked in the first half of 2016 Suicide Squad convinced me thinking he's playing him instead of Flag lol)

The Punisher/Frank Castle

Runner-Ups -

Metallo/John Corben (research character if you don’t know)

Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley (Considered how he's an environmentalists, it would be a fine choice)

Gamora (I dunno why, but it just works in my eyes)

Taskmaster/Tony Masters

Black Widow/Natasha Romanov (an AU ideal choice if the Avengers were Gender Flip)

Nova/Richard Rider

The Thing/Ben Grimm (again Jewish, but CGI tho)

Hawkeye/Ronin/Clint Barton

Venom/Eddie Brock

For Alexander Skarsgård:

Main 6 Choices (Not in Order) -

Thor (Obviously, especially since it's pretty accurate for him)

Emma Frost (His sex appeal and his alluring looks/behavior is to blame, especially since he likes to be shirtless/nude. Plus, imagine his gender flip take on this character being somewhat similar to Eric Northman and/or Randall Flagg)

Green Arrow/Oliver Queen (He was one of the popular fan favorites for this character that I could see)

Aquaman/Arthur Curry (Another character he was a fan favorite for in alternative fancast)

Adam Warlock

Sentry/Robert Reynolds (Don't know the character? Google or Bing it)

Runner-Ups -

Captain Marvel/Mar-Vell

Angel/Warren Worthington lll

Doctor Doom/Victor Von Doom

Mystique/Raven Darkholme (Blame him for the sex appeal and certain roles that gave me a vibe for him being that character)

Kraven the Hunter (His upcoming role for The Northman gave me this vibe)

Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley

Cheetah/Barbara Ann Minerva

Hawkman/Carter Hall

Metallo/John Corben (Again search up character if you don’t know)

For Sam Rockwell:

Main 6 Choices (Not in Order) -

Green Goblin/Norman Osborn

Hawkeye/Clint Barton (half of his roles convince me tbh)

Carnage/Cletus Kasady

Deadpool/Wade Wilson (his recent roles convince me)

Two-Face/Harvey Dent (Weirdly enough, it was convincing in my eyes tbh)

Harley Quinn (based on his comedy roles, and it convinced me a lot more than the Joker tbh)

Runner-Ups -

Ant-Man/Scott Lang (based mainly on MCU)

Rocket Raccoon (attitude and his typically iconic Owen Wilson voice is the biggest reasons why)

Howard the Duck (don't ask)

Joker (based on his pre-Oscar era)

The Riddler/Edward Nigma

Black Mask/Roman Sionis (based on how he was in consideration for that character)

Constantine

Lex Luthor

Doctor Octopus/Otto Octavius

[peppersonironi]

Batfam/Avengers Crossover Chapter One: Arrival

Yo, this has been on Ao3 for a while and people seem to really love it, So I thought I’d post it here! Chapter below the cut.

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Category: Gen Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types Relationships: Selina Kyle/Bruce Wayne, Natasha Romanov & Damian Wayne, Clint Barton & Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tim Drake & Duke Thomas, Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel, Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent, Dick Grayson/Wally West, Roy Harper/Koriand'r/Jason Todd, Characters: Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Stephanie Brown, Barbara Gordon, Justice League (DCU), Alfred Pennyworth, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Thor (Marvel), Bruce Banner, Peter Parker, Alfred the Cat (DCU), Bat-Cow (DCU), Goliath (DCU), Selina Kyle's Cat Isis, Kate Kane (DCU), Duke Thomas, Additional Tags: Batbrothers (DCU), Avengers Meet The Batfam, MCU/Batfam crossover, Crossover, no beta we die like robins, rated T for Jason's language, I bleeped it out though. Just to be safe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, canon? What's canon?, Deaf Clint Barton,Deaf Character, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Happy Batfamily (DCU), Birdflash and joyfire are implied/referenced,

Summary:

The Avengers find themselves in an alternate universe where none of them exist. Instead, there is a different group of heroes: The Justice League. They decide to work together to get the Avengers home. But not not everything is instantaneous, so the Avengers need a place to stay. The only place available is Wayne Manor.

Que Batfamily shenanigans!

Multi-chapter fanfic, with some one shots that go along with the plot thrown in.

Notes:

This is my first time writing anything with the Avengers - especially a deaf!clint - and the Batfam, so I apologize if anything is doc. Constructive criticism is appreciated!

This is mainly comic DCU with Movie Avengers (Set after the first avengers movie, plus Spiderman, cause I can ;-)

Crack! Bang! There was a flash of blindingly bright light, followed by a huge explosion.

"Wha- where are we?"

Tony Stark looked over to Peter who had been the first to speak. Crap, the kid had come here too. But wherever here was, he did not know.

Tony, Steve, Hulk, Thor, Clint, Peter, and Natasha stood in a loose clump at the center of a smoking crater. The sky was cloudy  and dark, and they appeared to be at least five miles outside of a big city, judging from the buildings in the distance. There was also a highway filled with streaming cars a couple of miles to Tony’s right.

“This isn’t right,” He muttered, opening his faceplate. Where were the sunny tropical trees that housed the compound of Anagnorisis - weird name, he knew - who was some D-list villain who thought some slightly advanced tech made them a world-conqueror. But Tony was beginning to think that those guns were a bit stranger and more advanced than he had previously believed.

“Tell me about it,” replied Steve. “Any idea where we are? Was it some sort of teleportation gun that was shot at us? This looks nothing like the Amazon.”

Before anyone could speak, Tony received a notification. Multiple incoming objects were approaching, fast . With the exception of the second fastest, they seemed to be airborne. “Multiple incomings, perhaps hostile. Most are flying. And they aren’t missiles. I think people ? But -”

“Who are you?”

Suddenly the first object arrived, and Stark was right. It was a black haired man in a blue skin tight suit with a red “S” on it and a flowing red cape. It would look ridiculous if he wasn’t glaring daggers at the group while flying .

He was joined almost immediately by another man, this time wearing an all red bodysuit with a lightning bolt on the chest and cowl. He was not flying though. He stopped in front of them swinging his arms as lightning dissipated. He had run there.

Next came a woman dressed in the colors of the american flag, with golden cuffs, tiara, and lasso by her side. She came with a man in a green, white, and black skin tight suit with some sort of symbol - perhaps a lantern? - on his chest. He also wore a green ring and black domino mask with white lenses on his face. They were both joined by another, a split second later. This was by far the strangest arrival. He was completely bald, with green skin and red eyes. He wore navy blue pants and cape, with only a red “X” over his chest. All three were floating.

“Who are you?” The blue and red man repeated.

Tony scoffed. Was this guy serious? “We’re the Avengers, obviously.”

The group shared a look. “Is that some new kind of villain group? I swear to all that is good and holy if I need to deal with another group who think they can rule the world, I. Will. Quit.” This time the man who spoke was the runner.

Steve replied, confusion clear on his face. “We’re not villains! We’re the Avengers; Earth’s mightiest heroes!”

Instead of coming to their senses, the strangely dressed newcomers laughed .

“You do realize you are speaking to members of the Justice League?” The woman spoke, her lips pursed.

“The who now?”

“Be quiet Kid, we don’t know what we’re dealing with.” Tony spoke to Peter. He was getting more worried by the second. Something was seriously wrong.

“Dealing with?” The green dressed man frowned, clearly suspicious of the Avengers. He started to fidget with his ring. “Well, since you don’t seem to know, let me enlighten you.” He gestured to each of his companions. “Superman, son of Krypton. Wonder Woman, Amazonian Princess. The Flash, fastest man alive. Martian Manhunter, well, a martian. And Me, Green Lantern. Member of the Green Lantern Core.”

Well, that explained everything. Not.

“We do not know you, strangers.” Thor spoke this time. “Perhaps you leave us be, our green friend over here gets frustrated easily.” He pointed to Hulk, who was breathing heavily.

The green man - martian, apparently - spoke for the first time. “Not until you tell us who you are and why you are in a smoking crater near His city.”

“His?” Clint clearly did not like the way the martian spoke of this character. To be honest, Stark didn’t either.

This got the most surprised reactions from the five. They looked at each other, and Tony could have sworn there was a hint of fear in their faces.

“Oh, He is so not going to like that.” Green Lantern said.

“Combined with the fact that we ditched Him.” The Flash cringed. Then looked worried again. “Yo, green grape, you okay.

The Hulk’s breathing was growing heavier, his face contorted into that of utter rage.

“Uh-oh,” Steve said.

“I . . . Not . . . GRAPE!” Hulk roared as he charged the The Flash who nimbly dodged. Superman went down to intercede, and just got punched by the Hulk. Though it did not seem to physically bother him, he was clearly angry.

Tony shut his face plate and moved forward, intending to stop the fight, but he only got attacked by the martian. Peter jumped forward to help, and soon everyone was fighting.

Thor was pitted against the Wonder Woman, and they seemed evenly matched.  Black Widow was against The flash, and despite his incredible speed she seemed to be almost winning. Both Hawkeye and Captain America were battling Green Lantern.

No one seemed to have the upper hand, which worried Tony. These people were tough. If they couldn’t beat them . . . he didn’t know what would happen.

Peter didn’t seem to share his worry though. He instead seemed to be having fun. Tony could tell the kid was smiling beneath his mask, and his body language screamed hyper and happy. He seemed to get that way whenever they fought together, and a small part of Tony was filled with a sense of parental pride.

The fight seemed endless, no one gaining traction. Until something incredible happened. Thor threw Mjolnir directly at his opponent, and instead of being knocked down like everyone else, she caught the hammer. Every Avenger - even the Hulk - immediately froze, catching the attention of the newcomers.

“This is a very well crafted weapon, though a bit clunky,” Wonder Woman said as she tossed the hammer from one hand to the other. She paused, seeing their reactions.

“You are worthy.” Thor spoke with disbelief and a tint of resignation in his voice.

“Pardon?” Superman spoke, his frown apparent.

“Only those worthy can lift Mjolnir - my hammer. She clearly can, which means that you are trustworthy.”

*****

Five minutes of somewhat confused conversation later, they had reached an uneasy truce. Neither spoke much at first, but they soon began to compare notes. Apparently They both believed themselves to be the protectors of Earth, which brought on a bout of argument before Peter stepped in.

“Woah hold on, calm down. Something is clearly up, so there’s no need to argue!”

Wonder Woman looked contemplative. “How old are you boy, you seem young.”

Peter bristled. “I’m 15, and I’ve been a superhero for a while now, so I’m not inexperienced!”

Green Lantern laughed. “That’s not what she met, kid. We aren’t going to tell you how old you need to be to fight crime. The amount of we work with, and some even younger than you . . .” He shook his head and laughed. Then he realised how he had sounded. “I mean, we don’t force them, it's up to each individual to make that choice for themselves. Well, with the mentor’s approval of course.”

Natasha furrowed her brows. “How young are some of these kids?” Tony knew she had a thing against child soldiers, so he wasn’t surprised she was disapproving.

Green Lantern looks to the Flash. “How old is Robin at this point? 9?”

Flash laughed. “Naw, that little devil is 11. He was very adamant on that fact when he threatened me with his katana.” He shook his head.

Green Lantern laughed. “Yeah, most of the others are teenagers. Robin is the youngest, and I’d say most deadly, but Red Hood . . .”

“The Dark Knight really does have a problem,” Flash said.

His last comment made Green Lantern freeze. They both looked at each other then turned to Peter.

“Kid, stay away from The Dark Knight.” Green Lantern says.

“Yeah, if He sees you, there’s no way you’ll ever leave.”

“He’s the most dangerous man on earth,” Green Lantern adds.

“Guys, stop. You’re scaring him.” Superman looks disappointedly at the two heroes who Tony pegged as the trouble makers of the group. This idea was further cemented in Tony when they started laughing. Despite this, he decided to keep Peter as far away from this supposed Dark Knight as possible.

“Speak of the devil, he’s on his way.” Superman says this with a smile, then he cringes. “And we’re going to get an earful alright. Ten minutes ahead of him is a big deal apparently.”

In a moment. Tony got an alert that something was approaching. Fast. Soon he saw a large black military type armoured car fly down the highway from the city and off the road. It zoomed toward them.

It was a sight indeed to see the menacing black car swerve and expertly stop a few yards from the group. The top opened and a dark form shot straight up before landing in a kneeling position in front of them. The figure rose, and Tony got the first good look at him. He was a tall man with a broad chest and shoulders, dresses in complete black. There was a bat-like symbol on his chest, also in black. He wore a cape that flowed around menacingly. His face was covered by a cowl with pointed ears, like that of an owl, or perhaps a bat. The only part of his costume that was not black was the dark gold utility belt at his waist. Altogether, he was utterly frightening.

Tony took a step forward, effectively blocking Peter, who scoffed.

“Batman,” Superman said, a smile on his face.

Batman fixed the most impressive and terrifying glare upon the man that Stark had ever seen. “You broke protocol by going ahead of me. You are in my territory Superman. And you know that I cannot fly or run at the speed of sound.” He fixed his glare on the rest of his group who all reacted with either flinches or sheepish shrugs.

Batman grunted before looking at the Avengers. He sized each of them up, staying longest on Stark. Tony felt as if his entire being was being stripped away under the scrutiny.

“Alternate Dimension jumpers, not by choice I’m assuming.”

He spoke so simply that it took a minute for Tony to react. Even then, the man was already on his way back to his car.

“We’re near Gotham, let’s regroup at the Cave.”

Tony didn’t know what this Cave was, but he wasn’t sure he liked it. “Are you the Dark Knight?” He asked, before he lost his nerve.

The man looked immediately at the Flash and Green Lantern, who looked both scared and amused. Their sheepish smirks and chuckles dissipated when Batman looked away and back to Tony.

“The Dark Knight, The World’s Greatest Detective, The Caped Crusader, The Batman. All are titles I have earned. See you at the cave.”

And with that he hopped in his car and sped off back toward the gloomy city beyond.

[rpdrafts]

Canons & Families

List of canon characters and their children

If you don’t see a character you would like to apply for on this list, just go ahead and shoot us an ask!

BOLD - being played

STRIKE THROUGH - unavaliable to be played

ITALICIZED - has a child (children listed)

ABOMINATION (Emil Blonsky)

ALINA ENSTROM

AMANDA WALLER

ANT-MAN (Scott Lang)

Cassandra Lang (daughter)

Additional siblings/children wanted

AQUAMAN (Arthur Curry)

ATOM (Dr. Ray Palmer)

BANE

BATGIRL (Barbara Gordon)

BATMAN (Bruce Wayne)

Evangeline Wayne Prince (daughter)

Half siblings wanted

BEAST (Hank P. McCoy)

BEAST BOY (Garfield Logan)

BIG BARDA

Children not wanted

BLACK BOLT (Blackagar Boltagon)

BLACK CANARY (Dinah Lance)

Delilah Queen (daughter)

Additional children/siblings not wanted

BLACK CAT (Felicia Hardy)

BLACK LIGHTING (Jefferson Pierce)

BLACK PANTHER (T'Challa)

Children wanted

BLACK WIDOW (Natasha Romanoff)

BOOSTER GOLD (Michael Jon Carter)

BRAINIAC (Vril Dox)

BUMBLEBEE (Karen Beecher-Duncan)

CARIN TAYLOR

CAPTAIN AMERICA (Steven Rogers)

CAPTAIN BOOMERANG (George “Digger” Harkness)

CAPTAIN COLD (Leonard Snart)

CAPTAIN MARVEL (Carol Danvers)

Arabella Danvers (Daughter)

Bauer Danvers (Son)

Additional children/siblings not wanted

CARNAGE (Cletus Kasady)

CATWOMAN (Selina Kyle)

CLOAK (Tandy Johnson)

COLOSSUS (Piotr Nikolaievitch Rasputin)

CROSSBONES (Brock Rumlow)

CYBORG (Victor Stone)

CYCLOPS (Scott Summers)

DAGGER (Tyrone Bowen)

DAREDEVIL (Matthew Michael Murdock)

DARKSEID (Uxas)

DANIELLE BAPTISTE

DEADPOOL (Wade Wilson)

DEADSHOT (Floyd Lawton)

DEATHSTROKE (Slade Wilson)

DOCTOR DOOM (Victor von Doom)

DOCTOR LIGHT (Dr. Kimiyo Hoshi)

DOCTOR OCTOPUS (Otto Octavius)

DOCTOR STRANGE (Doctor Stephen Strange)

DOMINO (Neena Thurman)

DOMINIQUE THIEBAUT

DORMAMMU

DRAX THE DESTROYER

DYLAN CRUISE

EL DIABLO (Chato Santana)

ELEKTRA (Elektra Natchios)

ENCHANTRESS (June Moone)

FALCON (Samuel Thomas “Sam” Wilson)

FLASH (Barry Allen)

GALACTUS (Galan)

GAMBIT (Remy LeBeau)

GAMORA

GRANT WARD

GREEN ARROW (Oliver Queen)

GREEN GOBLIN (Norman Osborn)

GREEN LANTERN (Hal Jordan)

GREEN LANTERN (John Stewart)

HARLEY QUINN (Harleen Frances Quinzel)

HAVOC (Alex Summers)

HAWKEYE (Clint Barton)

HAWKGIRL (Shayera Hol)

HELA

HELLBLAZER (John Constantine)

HELLSTROM (Damion Hellstrom)

HOPE PEZZINI

HULK (Bruce Banner)

HUMAN TORCH (Johnny Storm)

HUNTRESS (Helena Bertinelli)

IAN NOTTINGHAM

ICE MAN (Bobby Drake)

INVISIBLE KID (Lyle Norg)

INVISIBLE WOMAN (Susan Storm)

IRON FIST (Daniel Rand)

IRON HEART (Riri Williams)

IRON MAN (Tony Stark)

INFERNO (Dante Pertuz)

JACKIE ESTACADO

JEAN (Jean Grey)

JESSICA JONES

JINX

JOKER (Arthur Fleck)

JOKER (Jack Napier)

JUBILEE (Jubilation Lee)

JUGGERNAUT (Cain Marko)

KATANA (Tatsu Yamashiro)

KENNETH IRONS

KILLER CROC (Waylon Jones)

KILLER FROST (Caitlin Snow)

KILLMONGER (Erik Killmonger)

KINGPIN (Wilson Grant Fisk)

LADY DEATHSTRIKE (Yuriko Oyama)

LEX LUTHOR

LOKI (Loki Laufeyson)

LUKE CAGE

LUNA SNOW (Seol Hee)

MAGNETO (Max Eisenhardt)

MARY JANE WATSON

MARTIAN MANHUNTER (J'onn J'onzz)

MEDUSA (Medusalith Amaquelin Boltagon)

MISTER FANTASTIC (Reed Richards)

MISTER FREEZE (Victor Fries)

MISTER MIRACLE (Scott Free)

MISTER SINISTER (Nathaniel Essex)

MISTER ZSASZ (Victor Zsasz)

MISS AMERICA (America Chavez)

MISS MARVEL (Kamala Khan)

MISTY KNIGHT

MOCKINGBIRD (Barbara Morse)

MYSTIQUE

MYSTERIO (Quentin Beck)

NAMOR (Namor McKenzie)

NEBULA

NICK FURY

NIGHTCRAWLER (Kurt Wagner)

NIGHTWING (Dick Grayson)

NOVA (Sam Alexander)

PATRIOT (Rayshaun Lucas)

PENGUIN (Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot)

PLASTIC MAN (Patrick O'Brien)

POISON IVY (Dr. Pamela Lillian Isley)

POLARIS (Lorna Dane)

PROFESSOR X (Charles Francis Xavier)

PSYLOCKE (Elizabeth Braddock)

PUNISHER (Frank Castle)

QUAKE (Daisy Johnson)

QUICKSILVER (Pietro Maximoff)

RAVEN (Rachel Roth)

RED ARROW (Roy Harper)

RED HOOD (Jason Todd)

RED ROBIN (Tim Drake)

RED SKULL (Johann Shmidt)

RED TORNADO (Ulthoon)

RESCUE (Virginia “Pepper” Potts)

REVERSE-FLASH (Eobard Thawne)

RICK FLAG

RIDDLER (Edward Nygma)

ROGUE (Anna Marie)

SABRETOOTH (Victor Creed)

SANDMAN (William Baker)

SARA PEZZINI

SCARECROW (Jonathan Crane)

SCARLET WITCH (Wanda Maximoff)

SCARLET SPIDER (Ben Reilly)

SCARLET SPIDER (Felicity Hardy)

SELENE (Selene Gallio)

SHADOWCAT (Kitty Pryde)

SHANG-CHI

SHAZAM (William Joseph “Billy” Batson)

SHE-HULK (Jennifer Walters)

SIF

SILK (Cindy Moon)

SILVER SURFER (Norrin Radd)

SINESTRO (Thaal Sinestro)

SQUIRREL GIRL (Doreen Green)

SPIDER-GIRL (Anya Sofia Corazon)

SPIDER-GWEN (Gwen Stacy)

SPIDER-MAN (Peter Parker)

SPIDER-MAN (Miles Morales)

SPIDER-MAN 2099 (Miguel O'hara)

SPIDER-WOMAN (Jessica Drew)

SPOILER (Stephanie Brown)

STARFIRE (Koriand’r)

STAR-LORD (Peter Jason Quill)

STORM (Ororo Munroe)

SUNSPOT (Robert de Costa)

SUPERGIRL (Kara Zor-El)

SUPERMAN (Clark Kent)

THANOS

THING (Ben Grimm)

THOR (Thor Odinson)

TIGRA (Greer Grant Nelson)

TOM JUDGE

TRIGON

TWO-FACE (Harvey Dent)

TYPHOID MARY (Mary Alice Walker)

ULTRON

VALKYRIE

VENOM (Eddie Brock)

VIXEN (Mari McCabe)

VULTURE (Adrian Toomes)

WAR MACHINE (James “Jim” Rupert Rhodes)

WASP (Janet Van Dyne)

WHITE QUEEN (Emma Frost)

WINTER SOLDIER (James “Bucky” Barnes)

WITHER (Kevin Ford)

WOLVERINE (James Howlett)

WONDER WOMAN (Diana Prince)

ZATANNA ZATARA

[starcityhq]

THE FINAL ACT —

The second the lights were down, there was the unmistakeable sounds of a scuffle on stage. Yelling erupted in the crowd as the men guarding the door were overpowered by numerous audience members, vigilantes and civilians included.

Rising above the commotion came a voice that did not belong to the Joker: “Owww, I thought stage floors were supposed to be soft!”

The lights came back up, revealing the puppeteer face-down with Detective Dick Grayson’s knee in his back. It was Chuck Brown, also known as Kiteman, and he was promptly handcuffed and hauled to his feet.

“Well hey Kiddo, normally I’d be happy to see you but I’m kinda in the middle of something right now, so if I ca - ARGH!”

Before Chuck had the opportunity to finish his sentence, Jason Todd’s fist connected hard enough with his nose for him to feel it give. “Where is he!” He hauled back for a second punch but it never had the chance to connect before Kiteman was hauled backwards and out of his reach. 

“Stop!” Dick pulled Chuck back to block him from further injury. “Handle the men with guns. He could still be here.”

Chuck tried to speak again, croaking out a ‘hell yeah’ as a dribble of blood dripped from his mouth. “Heeeeeeey.” He grinned weakly. “You fight good. Think Ol’Chuck’s gonna be seeing stars for a’week.” He chuckled a little. “No Charlie.” He waved his hand feebly. “M’good. Mr. Joker said he rented a theatre so I could put on a show for my boy. He loves puppet shows, are you all here to watch too? Or did he forget to pay the fee?” he asked, blinking a little more, vision clearing as he tried to look around, “He’s usually real good at paying people back?” 

The gravity of the situation was clearly lost on him, even once Dick started reading him his rights.    

As Chuck rambled and Dick went through the process of arresting him, the very vigilantes named by Joker searched for the clown. Instead, they discovered only another piece to the puzzle backstage. It was a recording of Joker reading the script that the puppet show had been following, which made one thing painfully obvious: they’d been had.

THEATER (SEE ABOVE FOR DETAILS OF EVENTS):

M’gann M'orzz, Billy Kaplan, Lucifer Morningstar, MJ Watson, Quentin Quire, Stephanie Brown, Jason Todd (originally was at the docks), Dick Grayson (DETECTIVE & ACTING COMMISSIONER, SCPD), Barbara Gordon, Damian Wayne, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain-Wayne, Chuck Brown, Linda Martin, Venus/Felix, Zatanna Zatara, Michael Jon Carter, Susan Storm, Peyton Riley, & Peter Parker.

STAR CITY MUNICIPAL BANK: Through the efforts of civilian vigilantes, the SCPD, and NOVA's Jihl Nabel, the hostage situation at the bank was resolved with no reported deaths or serious injuries. Sudden resistance from the group of hostages gave responders and heroes outside the opportunity to intervene. The masked assailants have been taken into custody and all hostages released after questioning.

Flox (hostage), Adrian Veidt (hostage), Luna Maximoff (hostage), Steve Trevor (hostage), Anton Satan (hostage), Rachel Van Helsing (hostage), Cassie Lang (hostage), Bucky Barnes, Clint Barton, Conner Kent, Evan McCulloch, Jihl Nabel (NOVA AGENT), Thor, Peter Quill (COP, SCPD), Diana Prince, & Natasha Romanoff.

THE DOCKS: The situation resolved with several casualties, but only among known criminal gang members. The missing dock workers were recovered frightened but alive inside a locked shipping container. Multiple individuals are wanted for questioning regarding the shooting deaths. All those still present on the scene were held at the police station until they could be reasonably cleared of charges.

Kate Bishop (COP, SCPD), Kara Zor-El, Arthur Curry, Barry Allen, Bobby Drake, Dinah Lance, Lorna Dane, Slade Wilson, Ororo Munroe, Remy LeBeau, Rose Wilson, Shuri, Zachary Zatara, Sarah (Marrow), & Eddie Bloomberg.

CASCADES PARK: By the time backup for Officer Chris Gates and paramedics were able to break onto the scene, the total number of gunshot victims had risen to an alarming six. SCPD Officer Chris Gates, District Attorney Foggy Nelson, and civilians Roy Harper, Wally West, Bryn Delacroix, and Jon Kent were reported to be suffering from gunshot wounds. No casualties have been reported and all victims have been transported to Star City Memorial Hospital. Multiple vigilantes and civilians responded to the scene and were able to overpower the assailants, distracting and subduing them long enough for responding officers to apprehend all suspects on the scene.

Josh Foley, Clark Kent, Lois Lane, Loki Laufeyson, Scott Summers, Foggy Nelson, Roy Harper, Emma Frost, Gar Logan, Jamie Madrox, Kurt Wagner, Pepper Potts, Wally West, Wanda Maximoff, Jono Starsmore, Pamela Isley, Bryn Delacroix, Chris Gates (COP, SCPD), & Jon Kent.

NOTE: About the power inhibitors: Even though the event is over, the entire city will feel the effects from the inhibitor test for the next 48 hours. The new inhibitors do not only target mutants. Any and all characters who are not fully human will be affected by the inhibitors. In short, they are all humans now. If you have any questions or need clarification, please contact the main!

This concludes our event! Any new threads must occur after the events in this post. Thank you so much to those who have participated in this event! As always, if you have any questions, please direct them to the main!

[sidekickhq]

who are your mw woc?

hell yes - for canons ( some are canonly woc but some are just characters we’d like to see as woc ): ororo munroe, wanda maximoff, alison blaire, brunnhilde, sif, riri williams, cecilia reyes, laura kinney, gabby kinney, mazikeen, yelena belova, kara zor-el, lois lane, gabby kinney, mera, america chavez, donna troy, barbara gordon, cassandra cain, iris west, anya corazon, satana hellstrom, pamela isley, natasha romanoff, helena bertinelli, carol danvers, sharon carter, kitty pryde, koriand’r, raven roth, zatanna zatara, rose wilson, m’gann m’orzz, mia dearden, jade nguyen, selina kyle, clea, renee montoya & katana ! and for some face claims: asheigh murray, maddison jaizani, viola davis, lucy liu, olivia munn, ryan destiny, kiana madeira, park so-dam, geraldine viswanathan, jameela jamil, anya chalotra, summer bishil, kelly marie tran, daniella pineda, lizzo, naomi wantanabe, sarah shahi, aja naomi king, mj rodriguez, sofia boutella, elodie yung, maggie q, emily tosta, tessa thompson, bae suzy, lisa manoban, demet ozdemir, park chaeyoung, arden cho, devery jacobs, khadijha red thunder, danai gurira, anna diop, amber midthunder, anna akana … and so much more ! 

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Festivities

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by WhenLemonsGiveYouSex

Sometimes, superheroines want to relax too.

Random One-Shots

Words: 712, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), DCU (Comics)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/F, F/M, Multi

Characters: Kamala Khan, Miles Morales, Sam Alexander, Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man), Tony Stark, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Carol Danvers, Jessica Drew, Mary Jane Watson, Wanda Maximoff, Flash Thompson | Venom, Harry Osborn, Eddie Brock | Venom, Kraven the Hunter, Felicity Hardy, Gwen Stacy, Otto Octavius, Mac Gargan, Herman Schultz, Norman Osborn, Liz Allan, Susan Storm (Fantastic Four), Johnny Storm, Hawkeye (Marvel), Jennifer Walters, Janet Van Dyne, Silver Sablinova, Diana (Wonder Woman), Karen Starr, Kara Zor-El, Zatanna Zatara, Selina Kyle, Harleen Quinzel, Pamela Isley, Jane Foster (Marvel), Jessica Jones, Namora (Marvel), Mera (DCU), Betty Brant, Rogue (X-Men), Jean Grey, Ororo Munroe | Bloodstorm, Emma Frost, Pepper Potts, Gamora (Marvel), Raven | Mystique, Quentin Beck, Adrian Toomes, Flint Marko, Wilson Fisk, Elektra Natchios, Medusa (Marvel), Hela (Marvel), Amora (Marvel), Kitty Pryde, Elizabeth Braddock, Proxima Midnight, Laura Kinney, Viper (Marvel), Sharon Carter (Marvel), Madelyne Pryor, Angelica Jones, Bobbi Morse, Bobby Drake, Maria Hill, Thundra (Marvel), Karla Sofen, Lorna Dane, Betty Ross, Tandy Bowen, Nebula (Marvel), Anastasia Kravinoff, Anya Sofia Corazon, Crystal Amaquelin, Lily Hollister, Kate Bishop, Jocasta (Marvel), White Tiger (Marvel), Cindy Moon, Shuri (Marvel), Viv 2.0 (Marvel), Lady Deadpool, Julia Carpenter, Greer Grant Nelson, May "Mayday" Parker, Stepford Cuckoos, Raven (DCU), Koriand'r (DCU), Artemis of Bana-Mighdall, Barbara Gordon, Helena Wayne, Helena Bertinelli, Kate Kane, Big Barda, Dinah Lance, Donna Troy, Beatriz da Costa, Lois Lane, Arisia Rrab, Soranik Natu, Kendra Saunders, Shayera Hol, Tora Olafsdotter, Tatsu Yamashiro, Mary Batson, M'gann M'orzz, Mari Jiwe McCabe, Cassie Sandsmark, Hippolyta (Wonder Woman), Ben Reilly, Kaine (Spider-Man), Spider-Woman, Max Dillon

Relationships: Sam Alexander/Kamala Khan/Miles Morales, Sam Alexander/Kamala Khan, Kamala Khan/Miles Morales

Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M, Threesome - F/F/M, Threesome - F/F/F, Gangbang, Creampie, Anal Sex, Double Anal Penetration, Anal, Double Penetration, Vaginal Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Double Vaginal Penetration, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Public Sex, Sex Toys, Semi-Public Sex, Shower Sex, Drunk Sex, Come Swallowing, Face-Fucking, Facials, Face-Sitting, Cock Worship, Cock Slapping, Large Cock, Large Breasts, Slut Shaming, Cock Slut, Rimming, Ass to Mouth, Humiliation, Public Humiliation, Public Nudity, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Cheating, Implied/Referenced Cheating, Implied/Referenced Incest, Implied Relationships, Impregnation, Breeding, Orgy, Rape Fantasy, MILFs, f/m - Freeform, f/f - Freeform, Lesbian Sex, Come Sharing, Come Eating, Come Shot, Best Friends, Friends With Benefits, Enemies to Lovers, Seduction, Surprise Kissing, Surprise Sex, Consensual Underage Sex, Implied/Referenced Underage Sex, Underage Drinking, Underage Kissing, Sibling Incest, Parent/Child Incest, Gang Rape, Breast Fucking, Teasing, Strip Tease, Scandal, Truth or Dare, Flashing, Drunk Blow Jobs, Underwater Blow Jobs, Underwater Sex, Non-Consensual Blow Jobs, Alley Sex, Alley Blow Jobs, Anal Plug, Vibrators, One Shot Collection, One Night Stands, Sharing, Mind Control, Mindfuck, Grinding, Dry Humping, Bathroom Sex, Pregnant Sex

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The One With The Pride Party

by Noxnthea, there_must_be_a_lock “Not sure this is the Bat’s kinda thing,” Jason chips in. “And this might go past Robin’s bedtime.” “Well, considering they’re gay icons and all,” Natasha says, utterly straight-faced. Jason and Bruce both stare at her for a second. Damian lets out an incoherent sputter.   [In which Clint is great at heels and everybody’s a little bit gay.] Words: 3640, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Series: Part 7 of Marshmallow Crime Lords, Part 10 of Cross-tober Fandoms: Marvel, DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Hawkeye (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi Characters: Clint Barton, James "Bucky" Barnes, Jason Todd, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Bruce Wayne, Dick Grayson, Yelena Belova, Tim Drake, Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Clint Barton/Jason Todd, Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel Additional Tags: Pride Parades, Drag, Jason Todd Has a Good Time, Batfamily Shenanigans, DC and Marvel character cameos, a beach episode but make it Pride, Fluff, Crossovers & Fusions, acquiring blackmail material is easy when everybody’s drinking the purple punch via https://ift.tt/U2mYXWi

[dalekofchaos]

DCEU Recast

For fun I’ve decided to do a recast of the DCEU and ps in my version everyone gets their movie before Justice League and it’s Martian Manhunter who brings everyone together

My other DC Fancasts

Batman

Batman Beyond

Superman

Wonder Woman

The Flash

Aquaman

Green Lantern

Green Arrow

Justice League

Teen Titans

Justice League Dark

The Dark Knight Returns

Telltale’s Batman

Injustice

Legion Of Doom

Birds Of Prey

Phase 1

Man Of Steel

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Emily Blunt as Lois Lane

Harrison Ford as Jonathan Kent

Meryl Streep as Martha Kent

Kate Mara as Lana Lang

Tobey Maguire as Pete Ross

Sean Bean as Jor-El

Kate Winslett as Lara Lor-Van

Rupert Grint as Jimmy Olsen

William Shatner as Perry White

Rachel McAdams as Cat Grant

Patrick Warburton as Steve Lombard

Sterling K Brown as Ron Troupe

Billie Piper as Maggie Sawyer

Christopher Meloni as Dan Turpin

Danny Glover as William Henderson

Richard Schiff as Dr Emil Hamilton

Clancy Brown as  General Sam Lane

Terry O’Quinn as Lex Luthor

Tao Okamoto as Mercy Graves

Viggo Mortensen as General Zod

Lena Headley as Faora

Robert Maillet as Non

The Batman(in my version, The Batman comes after Man Of Steel, this will be about how The Joker and Harley Quinn kills Jason Todd, yes both Joker and Harley kill Jason. It’s important that everyone realizes Harley is a villain and not a anti-hero)

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Peter Capaldi as Alfred Pennyworth

Michael Keaton as Thomas Wayne

Kim Basinger as Martha Wayne

Courtney B Vance as Lucius Fox

Kate Mulgrew as Dr Leslie Thompkins

Diane Kruger as Vicki Vale

Mark Pellegrino  as Jack Ryder/The Creeper

Jesús Castro as Nightwing/Dick Grayson

Jane Levy as Barbara Gordon/Oracle

Matthew Daddario as Jason Todd/Robin

Morena Baccarin as Catwoman/Selina Kyle

or Odette Annable as Catwoman/Selina Kyle

or Eiza González as Catwoman/Selina Kyle

Bryan Cranston as James Gordon

Michael Madsen as Harvey Bullock

Stephanie Beatriz as Renee Montoya

Jodie Foster as Sarah Essen

Ben Mendelsohn as Dr Jeremiah Arkham

Rockmond Dunbar as Aaron Cash

Joe Giligun as The Joker

Amanda Seyfried as Harley Quinn

And on the Batcomputer we’d see cameos from the other Batman villains

Alfred Molina as The Penguin/Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot

Liev Schreiber as Two-Face/Harvey Dent

David Tennant as The Riddler

Tobin Bell as Mr Freeze/Victor Fries

Jessica Chastain as Poison Ivy/Pamela Isley

Michael Wincott as Black Mask/Roman Sionis

Adam Driver as Scarecrow/Jonathan Crane

Ben Kingsley as Hugo Strange

Toby Jones as Mad Hatter/Jervis Tetch

Majid Al Masri as Ra’s Al Ghul

Shanina Shaik as Talia Al Ghul

Yasmine Al Massri as Nyssa Raatko

Zhang Ziyi as Lady Shiva

John Lithgow as Arnold Wesker/The Ventriloquist

Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje as Killer Croc/Waylon Jones

Pedro Pascal as Deadshot/Floyd Lawton

Kevin Durand as Solomon Grundy

Jackie Earle Haley as Victor Zsasz

Leonardo DiCaprio as Clayface/Basil Karlo

Woody Harrelson as Firefly/Garfield Lynns

Doug Jones as Man-Bat /Dr. Kirk Langstrom

Daniel Radcliffe as Anarky

Conleth Hill as Calandar Man/Julian Day

Tom Berenger as Commissioner Gillian B. Loeb

Michael Weatherly as Detective Arnold Flass

Will Arnett as Lt. Howard Branden

Robert DeNiro as Carmine Falcone

Al Pacino as Salvatore Maroni

Charlie Heaton as Alberto Falcone

Gwendoline Christie as Sofia Falcone

Vincent Karthieser as Mario Falcone

Nick Nolte as Rupert Thorne

Brad Dourif as Joe Chill

World’s Finest(This is not BVS this is World’s Finest. This is not a dumbed down fight scene just to kiss Frank Miller’s ass to adapt the most overrated comic. I care more about Batman and Superman having strong differences and overcoming them and working together in the end to stop a common threat. They are called the World’s Finest for a reason.)

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Emily Blunt as Lois Lane

Peter Capaldi as Alfred Pennyworth

Bryan Cranston as James Gordon

Michael Madsen as Harvey Bullock

Stephanie Beatriz as Renee Montoya

Rupert Grint as Jimmy Olsen

William Shatner as Perry White

Billie Piper as Maggie Sawyer

Christopher Meloni as Dan Turpin

Joe Gilgun as The Joker

Amanda Seyfried as Harley Quinn

Terry O’Quinn as Lex Luther

Tao Okamoto as Mercy Graves

Wonder Woman

Gemma Arterton as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Ryan Gosling as Steve Trevor

Lucy Davis as Etta Candy

Lynda Carter as Hippolyta

Alexandra Daddario as Artemis

Lisa Berry as General Philippus

Robin Wright as General Antiope

Gerard Butler as Ares

Anne Hathaway as Athena

Lucy Lawless as Hera

Liam Neeson as Zeus

Peter Stormare as Hades

Green Lantern(Basically what the animated movie First Flight was. But  Buddy Cop adventures of Hal and Sinestro. Hal Jordan mentoring under Sinestro (who does NOT turn evil at the end of the first, but instead the end of the second movie and in the third movie is when we get Sinestro Corps, however my big change to Sinestro’s character is Sinestro isn't a tyrant of his own people. Have it be that Sinestro used the ring to better his own world and his people love him, but the Guardians saw that as interference and marked Sinestro as a threat)

Chris Pine as Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Lauren Cohan as Carol Ferris

Luke Evans as Sinestro

Zachary Quinto as  Tomar-Re

Ken Watanabe as Abin Sur

Scott Bakula as Alan Scott

Ron Pearlman as Kilowog

Michael Sheen as Hector Hammond

With cameos from future Green Lanterns

Trevante Rhodes as John Stewart/Green Lantern

Diego Luna as Kyle Rayner

Aaron Paul as Guy Gardner

Saad Siddiqui as Simon Baz

Dianne Guerrero as Jessica Cruz

The Flash

Garrett Hedlund as The Flash/Barry Allen

Anna Kendrick as Iris West

David Duchovny as Henry Allen

Gillian Anderson as Nora Allen

Sendhil Ramamurthy as David Singh

Lennie James as James Forrest

Peter Weller as Darryl Frye

Juno Temple as Patty Spivot

Tiffany Espensen as Linda Park

Bruce Greenwood as Jay Garrick

Peyton Meyer  as Wally West/Kid Flash

Michael C Hall as Eobard Thawne/Reverse Flash

Aquaman

Alexander Skarsgard as Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Christina Hendricks as Mera

Stellan Skarsgård as Tom Curry

Kelsey Grammer as Nuidis Vulko

Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa as Dr. Stephen Shin

Nicole Kidman as Atlanna

Michael K Williams as Black Manta

Gustaf Skarsgard as Ocean Master

Teen Titans(I think it’s better to have Teen Titans instead of Suicide Squad in phase 1)

Jesús Castro as Nightwing/Dick Grayson

Ray Fisher as Cyborg/Victor Stone

Sharon Belle as Starfire/ Koriand'r

Natasha Negovanlis as Raven/Rachel Roth

Dylan O'Brien as Beast Boy/Garfield Logan

Peyton List as Terra

Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke/Slade Wilson

Justice League(White Martians will be the villains and J’onn is the one who unites the Justice League)

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Gemma Areton as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Garrett Hedlund as The Flash/Barry Allen

Alexander Skarsgard as Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Chris Pine as Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Giancarlo Esposito as J’onn J’onzz/Martian Manhunter

Phase 2

Man Of Steel 2

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Emily Blunt as Lois Lane

Elle Fanning as Supergirl/Kara Zor-El

Meryl Streep as Martha Kent

Rupert Grint as Jimmy Olsen

William Shatner as Perry White

Rachel McAdams as Cat Grant

Patrick Warburton as Steve Lombard

Warner Miller as Ron Troupe

Billie Piper as Maggie Sawyer

Robert De Niro as Dan Turpin

Mark Harmon as William Henderson

Richard Schiff as Dr Emil Hamilton  

Clancy Brown as  General Sam Lane

Terry O’Quinn as Lex Luthor

Ralph Fiennes as Brainiac

Shazam(In title name and Billy shouting only, the choice to call Billy’s hero persona Shazam is a confusing mess)

Channing Tatum as Captain Marvel

Noah Schnapp as Billy Batson

Finn Wolfhard as Freddy Freeman

Rowan Blanchard as Mary Batson

Jim Beaver as Uncle Dudley

Ernie Hudson as Jebidiah of Canaan/The Wizard of Shazam

Jeffrey Wright as Tawky Tawny

Hugh Laurie as Dr. Thaddeus Sivana

Dwayne Johnson as Black Adam

Suicide Squad

Mo´Nique as Amanda Waller

Daniel Craig as Colonel Rick Flag

Pedro Pascal as Deadshot/Floyd Lawton

Jonny Lee Miller as Captain Boomerang

Kristen Bell as Killer Frost

Derek Mears as King Shark

Michael Jai White as Bronze Tiger

Karen Fukuhara as Katana

Holland Roden as Plastique 

Wonder Woman 2

Gemma Areton as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Ryan Gosling as Steve Trevor

Lynda Carter as Hippolyta

Alexandra Daddario as Artemis

Lisa Berry as General Philippus

Angelina Jolie as Circe

Charlize Theron as Cheetah

Green Arrow

Charlie Hunam as Green Arrow/Oliver Queen  

Katheryn Winnick as Black Canary/Dinah Lance  

Taron Egerton as Arsenal/Roy Harper

Alona Tal as Speedy/Mia Dearden

Common as John Diggle

Josh Gad as Henry Fyff

Donnie Yen as Yao Fei

Devon Aoki as Shado

Keanu Reeves as Merlyn

Bird Of Prey

Jane Levy as Barbara Gordon/Oracle

Teresa Ting as Batgirl/Cassandra Cain

Katheryn Winnick as Black Canary/Dinah Lance

Eliza Dushku as Helena Bertinelli/The Huntress

Tatiana Maslany as Lady Blackhawk/Zinda Blake

Gugu Mbatha-Raw as Vixen/Mari Jiwe McCabe 

Lily Collins as Starling/Evelyn Crawford

Zhang Ziyi as Lady Shiva

Batman Under The Red Hood

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Peter Capaldi as Alfred Pennyworth

Matthew Daddario as Red Hood/Jason Todd

Bryan Cranston as James Gordon

Michael Madsen as Harvey Bullock

Stephanie Beatriz as Renee Montoya

Michael Wincott as Black Mask/Roman Sionis

Joe Giligun as The Joker

Amanda Seyfried as Harley Quinn

Shanina Shaik as Talia Al Ghul 

Justice League:Legion Of Doom

Karl Urban as Batman/Bruce Wayne

Josh Hartnett as Superman/Clark Kent

Gemma Areton as Wonder Woman/Diana Prince

Garrett Hedlund as The Flash/Barry Allen

Alexander Skarsgard as Aquaman/Arthur Curry

Chris Pine as Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Giancarlo Esposito as J’onn J’onzz/Martian Manhunter

Terry O’Quinn as Lex Luthor

Joe Gilgun as The Joker

Joe Manganiello as Deathstroke

Michael K Williams as Black Manta

Charlize Theron as Cheetah

Dwayne Johnson as Black Adam

Luke Evans as Sinestro

Michael C Hall as Reverse Flash/ Eobard Thawne

[swanky-batman]

Marvel’s Bachelors Part 8

Avengers x Reader; Steve Rogers x Reader, Bucky Barnes x Reader, Sam Wilson x Reader, Thor x Reader

Warnings: Drinking, swearing, violence and adult situations throughout

I’m sorry this took a bit to post! Halfway through round 2! Favorite so far? Who’s next?

Masterlist  || Ko-Fi

Beginning- Previous- Next

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You woke with a start- your door getting burst through a few seconds later.

“Thor?” You asked sleepily, raising your head from bed to stare at him.

He came over immediately and jumped onto your bed, squirming around. “Awaken, my lady- it is my turn to take you out again and I plan on using the whole day!” He shifted around, grinning at you.

“Uhm- there was another vote?”

“Pointbreak- you were supposed to wait.” Tony popped in the door frame, “Sorry about him.”

“What exactly is going on?” You asked, propping yourself on an elbow while rubbing one of your eyes.

“I figured it would be more of a surprise if you got out of one of the meetings. That lasted all of,” He checked his watch, “Two and a half minutes.”

“Go away metal man, this is my time with Y/N.” Thor pouted a little.

Tony rolled his eyes dramatically and walked away from the door frame, clicking a few things before he finished walking down the hall. A camera flew in a few seconds later as Thor was staring at you.

“Alright- let me go shower and change.” You yawned, sitting up.

“I will go prepare you the drink of the gods.” He bounced once on his knees before running out of the room.

You snorted, moving into the shower- it seemed like Thor enjoyed coffee almost as much as you did and before you knew it you were humming and then belting out lines from the Coffee Song by Frank Sinatra while washing your hair.

“Lady Y/N, your voice is great!” Boomed from the other side of your shower.

You shrieked a little and gasped as you cleared a peephole from the steam. “Get out!” You shouted, hearing some voices from the other room- multiple people coming through the door.

“What’s going on?” Natasha asked, and you saw at least two heads behind her as she opened the door.

“Everyone, out!” You shrieked again, slipping a little. You saw Thor’s head droop a little as Natasha shot him a look before pulling him out by his ear. You rubbed your face with the warm water and tried to hurry out.

After getting dressed you walked out into your bedroom and saw Thor waiting on the bed.

“I apologize for my interruption. Lady Natasha explained to me what I did wrong. I just-” He stood, grabbing a cup off your end table, “I was bringing you a drink and then I heard your voice and…”

“Came in to hear it?” You sighed, biting your lip. He nodded, holding his hand out with the cup of coffee. You took it and gave him a small smile, “You’re forgiven- this time!” You clarified.

A large grin came over his face and made you giggle a little.

“Well, for all the bad my manners were- one good thing came out of it.” He smirked back to you.

“Oh…?” You tilted your head, taking a sip of coffee.

“Yes! I found a place we can go- as soon as you are ready.” He waited and stared as you took another sip.

“Right.” You said after another minute without him moving or looking away. “Let me put my shoes on and we’ll go.” You grinned, putting your cup down. After finishing, he took your hand and led you excitedly down the hall.

Natasha, Bucky and Steve were sitting down in the living room and someone whistled as you passed- your eyes narrowing into a glare. They all broke into laughter as Thor continued, barely letting you keep up.

Once outside, he turned around to see if there was a car to take.

“Why don’t you just take us again?” You asked and he met your eyes.

“You enjoy it?” He looked unsure until you nodded and he grinned, coming up to you and sliding a hand around your waist. “Ready?”

“Yes!” You grinned, bracing yourself for the ride.

Before you knew it he was placing you on the ground again and you were trying to catch your breath.

“Do you ever get used to it?” You asked, looking up to where you both just were.

He smirked and shrugged, “Somewhat. It’s always more fun with a beautiful woman at one’s side.” He offered his arm and you snorted but took it anyways.

You both walked up the street where you and him walked into a clothes shop together.

“I want you to pick out something.” He grinned.

“What for?” You questioned back, looking around.

“Something comfortable.” He held up a dress with a pattern and stuck his tongue out, putting it back immediately.

You giggled, “I’m already comfy.”

“I want you to get something new! Don’t you like shopping?” He looked over to you and held up a hat with a large bow on it, which he plopped on his own head.

You cracked a grin and shrugged, “It’s fun I guess! I don’t know what’s in style or anything.”

“Hmm..” He tapped his chin, spinning around, “Which color don’t you own?”

You thought for a moment, “I guess I don’t have a lot of pink or purple.”

His eyes widened and then creased into a teasing setting. “May I pick a few things out for you then?”

You gave a nod and he made you wait in a dressing room as he picked out three items. The first was a ridiculous cha-cha dancer costume which you put on and laughed when you saw him holding a set of maracas and in a glimmery hat.

“You look perfect.” You laughed over to him and he took you and spun you.

“You look like a giant ruffle.” He laughed back, spinning you back towards the room.

The next outfit was a white and purple blouse with a black skirt and a pair of heels. You came out and he was wearing a different hat and a scarf, making you burst out again.

“Hmmm-not quite… groovy enough.” He grinned, winking and pointing back into the room.

“Thor, are you sure about this?” You giggled, wheezing a little.

“Of course I am.” You could hear him stifling a laugh.

“Okayyy.” You sighed and blushed, putting on a sequined pink gogo dress with white boots.

When you came out, he was wearing circle glasses and a head scarf and his eyes widened. “Yes- this is it!” He spun you around and nodded. “Perfect.”

“Perfect for what? Are we time traveling?” You laughed, looking down and biting your lip.

“Something like that.” He chuckled, calling the lady over to pay for what he picked out.

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“We’re going where?” You asked after walking out of a store where he picked out a plaid blazer and opted for another open button on his white dress shirt underneath.

He grinned, pulling you with him inside a building.

“I have a room reserved.” He walked up to the front desk and after giving them his name you followed the man back towards a room.

“We’ll be back shortly to ask if you need anything.” He grinned before shutting the door behind him.

You looked around and saw the mics and equipment around the room. “A karaoke room?”

“I do not know many songs from here but I will follow along to the best of my ability.” He smirked, flipping open the song list book. “Where shall we start?”

“Well I’m guessing from our outfits you want something upbeat and from the 50s or 60s.” You snorted with laughter, helping him go through. You bit your lip, seeing one you liked.

“This one?” He asked, going over to the machine and figuring out where to type in the song number.

Shout by the Isley Brothers started blaring out of the speakers and your face grew red as he picked up two mics and threw you one.

He looked over to the screen and tried to figure out the song. After about thirty seconds of his voice getting louder and more confident he pulled you in and insisted you sing with him, which you somehow found easier and easier as the night- and the drinks- went on.

Hours later, you both fell against the booth, completely exhausted.

“This is so much fun!” You giggled, grabbing a bottle of water off the table.

“Agreed! We should do this again.” He chuckled back, looking through the menu. “Shall we continue here or do you want to leave?”

“Up to you.” Your cheeks were hot and you fanned yourself to try and cool down.

He leaned over and brushed some hair from your face, his touch lingering. “It is nice to see you again. I wish this wouldn’t end.”

You gave him a smile, reddening under his attention. “I like spending time with you as well, Thor.”

After another hour or so, you both decided to grab food elsewhere- still clad in your newly acquired attire. People turned and looked at you both but neither of you seemed to care, you were busy humming songs back and forth trying to get the other to laugh.

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“I enjoyed our day out.” He turned to you after you both stepped back inside the tower.

“Me too. It was fun time traveling.” You giggled, “Thanks for the dress up as well.”

“You look gorgeous, as always.” He grinned, stepping closer to you. “Are you sure the night has to end?”

Your eyebrow quirked, “What are you suggesting, god of thunder?”

He paused, looking into your eyes, “Maybe we’ll save that for next time. I’ll have something extra in store for you.”

“Oh really?”

He leaned in, his face just in front of yours, “Really.” He winked, making you laugh. Then his expression turned serious, his face leaning even closer- hot breath nearing your mouth. Your eyes closed slowly as his lips met yours, softly. Then he pulled away, “Goodnight, Y/N.”

“Goodnight.” You barely found your voice as your eyes reopened, feet carrying you away from where he stood. Your eyes then met the very red face of Peter. “Peter,” You breathed, trying to process what just happened.

“Y/N, I swear-” He shook his head, “I wasn’t trying to spy on you guys or anything-”

“I get it, Peter.” You bit your bottom lip, looking over his expression. “Will you do me a huge favor?”

He nodded, still flustered.

“Don’t tell anyone about this?”

“Wh-why not?” He asked and then added, “I won’t, of course, if you don’t want me to.”

You nodded, “Good- it’s starting to get hard to determine if everything is for the show or if this is real.” You gave a small smile, “Just trying to process everything.”

“Oh-” He gave a smile back, “I think everyone likes you- if my opinion helps.”

You ruffled his hair, walking past to your room, “Of course your opinion helps, silly.”

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