#My sister knows my secret
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oedipusted · 6 months ago
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I am proof of this truth: When you are secretly dating your mother, you always know someone could find out. First person who found me out was my sister. My sister use to lay in her bed and listen to my "girlfriend" and I making love on my bed. After months of that, one night Sis decided to peer through the keyhole to watch the source of the noise, my "girlfriend" and I. Sis knelt, started watching. After awhile, Mom or I moved in a way that Sis caught a good look at my "girlfriend's" face....it was our Mother's face! Sis kept control. Over the next few weeks Sis was on me that Sis wanted to meet my girlfriend. She said "I almost think I know her. Her voice is familiar when you two are in your bedroom doing it". "I wanna meet your girlfriend". Sis asked questions. I explained my girlfriend was my soulmate, the only woman I ever desired, she was "the one" for me. Sis now said "I REALLY REALLY want to meet her". Over next few weeks Sis kept on me to meet her, kept watching us through keyhole (unknown to Mom or I), and went around telling every one she could about what she saw.
After a month or so Sis tells me "Ohby the way, I know Mom is your girlfriend. I have watched you two through the keyhole for last two months. Haha our MOM? OUR MOM!". "I know, and so does almost everyone. I have been telling everyone what I saw." That explained why rumors and gossip had started, and people were asking or commenting about my mother. They also would not let me change the subject as I desperately tried so often to do. Moral of story, once your sister finds out your mother is your girlfriend, any hope of keeping it secret is gone. Talk about blown cover!!
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katabay · 28 days ago
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mother, she killed me. father, he ate me. and my dear sister, she gathered all my bones--
ngl, I don't remember how I ended up reading the juniper tree, but after I did, I absolutely went and read all the other ones in the same narrative pattern. let's go cannibalism!!! three cheers for the horror of knowing!!!
so! once again, I'm thinking about antigone!! probably thinking about pelops too, in some kind of way, but mostly antigone.
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Sophocles’ Antigone (trans. Ruth Fainlight & Robert J. Littman)
& ofc, Catullus 101 (trans. Anne Carson) :)
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autismsupersoldier · 1 year ago
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[date of origin: 2023/06/04]
the world hates to see silly girls thrive!!!
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bunnyboy-juice · 29 days ago
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i may not be into fauxcest but i am absolutely a friend of the family
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meowsticmarvels · 1 month ago
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the concept of delta engineering the decision game so he and phi can be born is kinda funny he's like ok so i have to worsen my parents' existing ptsd so me and my Stupid ass sister I Guess will be born witj magic powers and shes also gonna have worsened ptsd as a result. this is a Necessary evil Life is Simply Unfair :/
#zero escape#ztd#zero time dilemma#ztd spoilers#zero escape delta#zero escape phi#this is a draft i had from like. august i need to post more of my drafts i kinda cooked?#but fucking help me. its so funny#like i know he has to do it but based on how he and phi interact i know he does not give a shit about her#in the last few minutes of ztd they HAAATE eachother in response to phi being pissed about being used for this whole thing he literally is#like 'does that make you angry#in the most condescending tone ever#like Are you mad? Are you seething? You have fallen into my trap dear sister#being real + unrelated to post: i kinda wish they had more of an actual dynamic/some interaction. or like delta had more of An Opinion on#phi rather than just He dgaf. like bestie she's patient zero for YOUR virus. and he's also the guy who started a cult with clones of his#dead adoptive brother out of grief. you would think that guy would care a little more about having a secret long lost twin sister#even if he just fucking hated her and had beef with her i think that would be more interesting. and really funny. or maybe he pities her#but no his characterization is just Evil Complex Motives Old Guy. whereee is the moral greyness of zero like sigma or akane.....#on the topic of him singling out phi though for the line i mentioned i wanna say towards everyone else he responds normally to her he's jus#Interesting. Does that make you angry? Are you upset with how your life has been toyed with? Are you? and shes just like . what#anyways. sorry for rambling in the tags i just think delta and phis sibling dynamic could have been interesting but also REALLY funny#trevor.txt
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pushing500 · 7 months ago
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I just caught up with Mechi and my god I love Kwahu, the comics with them are so sweet. I hope you have a nice day!
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I'm so glad you like Kwahu as much as I do <3 <3
What could be better than one grouchy researcher with no social skills? That's easy! Two grouchy researchers with no social skills! Long live the Jones "twins"
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whenthegoldrays · 1 month ago
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also I think it’s time for a little Elly Lore Update because I feel like I mention so many people on here and y’all need to understand who I’m taking about when you attend the virtual sleepovers 😌
#SO. other main characters in this story:#♦️ my bestie (a.k.a. Best Friend Number One) — I’ve known her for basically ever and NO ONE annoys me like her but also we’re#too close and too important in each other’s lives to ever break up (Alexa play “Stuck With You” by Huey Lewis)#♦️ bestie number two — my Secret Keeper and probable future maid of honor. the only one of us with a boyfriend#♦️ my (honorary) little sister (a.k.a. the 13-year-old) — a girl wise beyond her years but also. yk. thirteen. I always have a blast with h#♦️ my mom and dad — self explanatory#supporting cast members:#♦️ bestie number two’s older sister — a dear friend of mine as well who is engaged to be married but is doing so in Colombia#meaning I can’t go and I’ve been inconsolable about it for weeks#♦️ bestie number two’s boyfriend — literally one of the chillest guys I know. he’s also the younger brother of her big sister’s fiancé#♦️ twinkling watermelon bestie: my other Secret Keeper and my kdrama buddy. we especially bonded over TWM#♦️ Coworker Elizabeth — the lady I work with who I used to think disliked me but now always feeds me when I’m there :)))#mmmm I think that’s it for recurring characters. then there’s the Love Interests:#♦️ The Ex Crush (a.k.a. donut boy) — my first crush who I didn’t see for years after first meeting him and then met again last year#and had dinner with his family but he didn’t really talk to me and then I saw him again earlier this week and he ignored me completely#♦️ Big Dramatic Crush — my last Big crush who I liked for two years and suffered over tremendously. he’s not really important anymore#but I do use him as a reference point often enough. there’s Before Him and there’s After Him#♦️ Three-Day Crush — what it says on the tin. a guy I liked for three days just a bit after moving on from Big Crush#and then it ended horrifically and gave me a deep fear of ever developing another crush EVER#♦️ flan boy — the boy who thawed my heart more than a year after the saga of Three-Day Crush by showing kindness and a smidge of interest#but then apparently didn’t have That kind of interest in me so I decided to move on#and lucky I did because now my bestie (who knew him first and used to ship me with him) has fallen for him herself#and yep! that’s the main cast here on whenthegoldrays.com#hope you enjoyed this lore update that no one asked for 🩷#elly's posts
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phannie-by-night · 15 days ago
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Guess who just booked their impulse TIT tour plane tickets ✈️
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soviet-siscon · 3 days ago
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sorry this is where i put my "maybe I'm mean or a bad person but...." interpersonal shit (but to be fair it's my blog so i get to decide what i do with it) but like.... ok so this is a complicated one.
i wouldn't even say it was "before we worked out certain things" or even necessarily before i had started to form as a personality, but before we'd properly internalised everything and were just edging into self realisation we had a few ppl we'd basically talk about fauxcest with (i mean like even my hosts partner vaguely knows about her sister issues™) and we always had a bit of a weird reaction to it.
like in hindsight there's also the being ace but it's funny like.... disliking someone calling me "big sis" or whatever (also why the fuck does everyone want me to be their big sister even when older than them 😭 comptop +++) not because we're not into incest or are pretending not to be BUT because it's literally just pretend play that isn't very appealing and doesn't even slightly hit deep enough into our weird emotional complexes to be satisfying.
how on earth do you explain "can we stop this please? no not because i hate incest but because i think I'm actually into my family and this was just a cope" lol. like what do i do? do i go "hi sorry I don't want to do that anymore i didn't really like it because we're not actually related" lol. the obvious solution is just ignore it and never bring it up and it goes away because we just don't do it anymore. problem solved.
on a deeper level like maybe unsurprisingly my feelings about incest and what I'd actually want from someone are far more heavily involved in emotions and feelings of security and love than sex, but not really in a way that can just be substituted out by calling someone else "mum" (believe me I've tried). it's not the fantasy of "what if i had a mum/brother/sister etc who loved me?" it's "i wish my actual mum/brother etc loved me"
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oedipusted · 8 months ago
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Hi everyone. This is Oedipus Ted's sister Amy. Ted is currently in the other room texting (more about that in a second). I am visiting Ted before I give his neighbor a ride to work, I see his blog page on his laptop here, so maybe I can make a few posts or edits before he sees.
When I got here Ted let me in. As we talked he kept texting. When Ted got up to get me a drink, I snuck a quick look at his phone to snoop on his texts. Lo and behold I find Ted was sitting here texting, or I guess I should say Sexting with our mom (She is away for a few days on a business trip (She left yesterday). It has not been 24 hours yet and Ted is so consumed with thoughts about Mom he is already sexting with her, hahaha! Or as he said in one of his posts we should probably call it incexting or insexting, Hahahaha!
Either way, I notice he has been somewhat slack (hopefully not shy or chickening out) about posting recently. I am going to tell him to dramatically improve on posting, or I will start a blog and post all the information about his "secret", or as I LOVE reminding him, locally here so many people know his "secret" should probably be called his non-secret, or his open secret, or his public secret, or I guess his very public secret. Making it public on his blog (He promised to after all) will make no real difference, so he may as well do as he promised by doing it.
Sorry for long post, I may only have time for one post (hopefully not), so I put 2 posts together to make one, before he catches me.
Amy
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behaemoth · 1 year ago
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Another one of my favorites in a long list of favorite things from baldur’s gate is getting like an ultra legendary super powerful armor or weapon and just selling it. Like oh shit this is ketheric thorm’s hammer…… so should we go pawn it or…
Getting cazador’s staff & looking at astarion like, so we’re selling this and spending the money on booze and fantasy McDonald’s right
These guys don’t get any reverence lmao eat shit and die!!!!!!!!!!
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teganorsara · 4 days ago
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Harley Poe — Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too
I don't care for your opinion, I don't want your point of view tonight I'll have a feast with compliments to you
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redeemed-wren · 5 months ago
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I KNOW Ford has been lonely and has no real friendships and sees a lot of himself in Dipper and doesn't really trust his brother HOWEVER. I do Not Like how much pressure and Secrets he's putting on this twelve year old child.
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moe-broey · 3 months ago
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While the World's Slowest Slowburn makes the most logical sense, between Kiran and Alfonse. In my heart. Moe manages to find a way to get in an overly handsy way too intimate WAY too soon I just got my ass ghosted or perhaps dumped situationship with Alfonse. In a demisexuality and trust issues honoring way. ALL under Moe's assumption, that "Well he's Not gonna get attached to me so It's Fine."
#moe tag#moe lore#BUT. A BIG DISCLAIMER PERHAPS. is i can NEVER make up my mind on any 'official' sequence of events.#still i cannot resist. thinking what would be the funniest most unique form of torture to apply here#like moe sucking alfonse off before they even kiss. alfonse along the way getting to know moe#is making some fairly reasonable assumptions all things considered. given the information he has#and in a nonjudgmental way ofc ofc#only. as he slowly but surely unlocks more information from moe. the reality dawns on him.#the one relationship moe has ever been in was long distance. he doesn't quite grasp all of moe's explanation.#but they seemed to be something akin to pen pals. they never had a chance to meet.#moe's character is funky bc it IS very blunt and upfront and honest to a fault. HOWEVER.#DESPITE. ALSO being So Bad at hiding things. despite all of that. it still manages do this sort of thing.#like. so much. not telling him that it was moe who ghosted its old friend. him not even finding out#moe has a brother. it just straight up did not mention that until alfonse trying to comfort moe is like#'you must miss your sisters terribly... 😔' and moe is like. in the most autistic way possible. well yes.#but this isn't about them actually.#this is WELL into being friends w moe at this point. again no solid timelines but moe keeps Pulling This Shit#and then there's. gesturing broadly to all of mani#like i am ALWAYS caught between what would be the most piningful payoff or what would be just the Worst way to do it.#and EXTREMELY often. the funniest option wins. also alfonse is going to kill moe w hammers.#maybe the secret here though is. there's still a slowburn occurring here.
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unproduciblesmackdown · 6 months ago
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(genderly) chill as hell if i was only ever glimpsed / detected like this
#Shrouded In A Rectangle neither sleeves nor an open front to be besieged with? yes#just doing whatever else like doesn't matter. tee cargo shorts which is my best guess rn of my ideal outfit. + sandals Absolutely#unfortunately my hair could never do that. somehow neither am i yet like forties fifties? have i not been at this for eons?#i Can be like uh let's just nobody talk to me i'm busy pensively perceiving truths that you don't ever actually wanna hear about#just the other day it was like hey....a [way Having To Talk could be a difficulty / problem] was under my nose in this lifelong pattern#certainly noticing the Verbal Exchange Demand heaped upon burnout as like [delay delay delay struggle weariness stress]#but also who knows like spent plenty of time just probably indeed Not having to have such exchanges while burned out. not noting them#anyway like this isn't even [dysphoric Ideal Outfit until i could [whatever supposed even more ideal than that gender euphoria]]#though shoutout to that but like nah get shrouded anyway. the only [how do i look] im motivated to consider is: when it's a costume#when it's just me it's like. i guess whatever pants and a comfortable enough tee. need glasses. hair's w/e so cut quite short ig#might accessorize w/things that are fun to me like hey yeah yknow i might want a calculator watch#[yea as a kid it was like :( im actively appreciating the animals supposedly Gross or Bad] if i had hated little friends Sure yaay#if i had disorienting light effects like a pelagic creature. but you don't even need that. like hey i'm nd in real life. i got it#chat i'm in the walls too bestie lmao. if only my bigfoot pose reference Step was this good#tl;dr long rephrasing of my being like; now the gender slay....#& nodding & Noting when [worksheet exercise: what's your gender euphoria look?] is like shrug idk. but this is serving maximally to me; so#going Chat how can i up my uncanny stats. looking up ''isn't it like Uncanny knowledge e.g. so like why not....canny''#but i think the un canny is the Uncanniness Accuser's perspective. not of My ken. your literal weird one maybe#so again apt to be like jk i'm just autistic & shit; i got it....horror shit challenge impossible: Don't have sm typical mundane#[disability moment] as like Unsettling danger/malice cues. challenge impossible; again#subverted here like as [horror holding hands touching foreheads w/comedy] w/o Rescinding just casual disabled behavior/qualities#just remembered like three witches weird sisters etc macbeth. weird uncanny soothsaying gendering. word#anyway i should be shrouded (made no any connection whenever i put the blanket now over my head & shoulders in place min ago)#perhaps the real Ideal Look insight: i do not have any way i wish to be observed by people. secret passages / removed room anytime
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shytravelerstrawberry · 8 months ago
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guys are there any charlotte x cleo fics out there i am struggling to find anything 😭😭
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