#My poor brother

[kingcrustacean]

Rest in peace to my brother who is shown Augur and Burgess against his will

[plasticfangtastic]

It kind of dawn on me today that my brother also referrs to Homelander as babygirl only cuz i was talking to him in the morning about the spoilers for Neuman and said "babygirl sucks at his job" but am pretty sure he now just calls him that.

[formula-red]

#1 realest drunk text i've ever sent

[nonbinary-red-supergiant]

my mom starting yelling at my brother to stop playing Roblox's Flicker bc it's "inappropriate" and "wrong to play" 💀

[welcometoaurorashell]

So we all watched the new Scrooge my sister and I were drooling over Scrooge while my brother sat there disappointed in the both of us

[oysters-aint-for-me]

apparently the cool new tiktok trend is calling numbers on “LOST DOG” signs and just barking at the person who answers. so that’s fun and restores my faith in humanity. /s

[youreamonocoque]

I'm so glad I'm not close with any man my age jesus Christ

[raspberrybrain]

My brother's cats keep looking at me like I'm a monster

I asked him "what was up with that." Cuz, I swear, I'm not. "They just aren't used to people making that noise." "What noise?" sees blorbo come back on TV "eeeeeeeeeeeee❤️"

[quietcuriosities]

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[barbiegirldream]

Dream calling in Sapnap to talk about how much money he spends on him is so Dad like

[purrrrlikeacat]

Hey it’s been a while

i made this fundraiser in hopes to try and help my brother out. If you could give a read and share around id greatly appreciate it! Anything helps if you can’t donate shares are awesome 💚

I figured it might get a lot more notice on here

[iguessitsjustme]

So my brother and I switched laptops for the day and I just realized that means he’s about to see ALL of the tabs I have open

I mean he has lots of tabs too but like. He’s working on a paper and I haven’t closed a single tab from anything I was hyperfixated on researching for like...two weeks. And that’s A LOT

[welcometoaurorashell]

I caught my brother playing modern warfare 2 and he literally had to kick me out of the living room because I kept talking about Ghost

[takkytakk]

My brother got the first shot of phizer on Saturday, and today he broke out in hives, has been coughing and his feet are swelling up 😭

[brokenyouth]

in other news i made my brother start watching season 1 of spn last night

[raspberrybrain]

I take partial credit

for my younger brother ending up so even tempered and fast thinking. I think he looked at his older sibling's 5th meltdown of the day and said to himself, "Nope," and that's how he became a living breathing saint.

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