#MY POOR BROTHER

[kingcrustacean]

Rest in peace to my brother who is shown Augur and Burgess against his will

[sir-yaps-alot]

Guys

who is coming the funeral for my half brother

gaydickman

The funeral is December 1st

We need:

A priest/pastor type guy

Somebody to different the grave

somebody to bury the body

and 2 other ppl to speak at the funeral (im already doing a speech)

[hidingbehindmishacollins]

in honor of season 2 coming out in 10 days i’m bringing back this video of me after i got my wisdom teeth out last year being distraught over the fact it wasn’t supposed to come out until 2023 and that my mom wouldn’t watch season 1 with me😭

[plasticfangtastic]

It kind of dawn on me today that my brother also referrs to Homelander as babygirl only cuz i was talking to him in the morning about the spoilers for Neuman and said "babygirl sucks at his job" but am pretty sure he now just calls him that.

[formula-red]

#1 realest drunk text i've ever sent

[nonbinary-red-supergiant]

my mom starting yelling at my brother to stop playing Roblox's Flicker bc it's "inappropriate" and "wrong to play" 💀

[darkbetty]

"look, I'm genuinely sorry that I've apparently had this exact same conversation with you once.... but can you repeat what you said?"

having a genuinely garbage memory might not be the worst part of living with ADHD, but it may be the most embarrassing

[chloesimaginationthings]

Gregory knows he looks LIKE HIM in FNAF..

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

[bigfatbreak]

Birds of a Feather previous / next

[number1abbasupporter]

Sirius: *puking in the toilet*

Peter: ah is it a hangover?

Remus: no he walked in on James and Regulus shagging this morning

Peter:

Peter: oh

[sillybilly4]

Womp womp

🍾🎉🎊🎉🍾🍾🎉🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎊🍾🍾🍾🎉

[sir-yaps-alot]

Pigeon, I have some sad news for you.

Your half-brother Gaydickman (my son) was cannibalized by Ross Federman yesterday evening at 6:43 PM. I am so sorry for this. The funeral is at the end of No Nut November.

Darn

[littlecrittereli]

That moment when your non-affectionate brother is suddenly affectionate

[turtleblogatlast]

I love Raph and haven’t said that enough so to be more specific I love that Raph is a soft boy who loves bear plushies, a gross boy who eats an assortment of things that are definitely better left alone, a smart boy who is more than capable of taking down villains through planning and fortitude alike, a strong boy who is dedicated to training his muscles and fighting prowess, a teenage boy who loves his brothers but is more than happy to tease and roughhouse with them, an angry boy who sometimes lets his anger take a hold of him to cover the fear, a gentle boy who is generous with hugs and affirmations to those he loves, a capable boy who takes on more than should ever be expected of a teenager, a good boy who just wants to be a hero and slowly comes to realize the cost of that duty, a good boy who has no reservations about putting himself in the way of harm coming to his family, a good boy who’s a great brother and son and person and deserves only the best the world has to offer.

[welcometoaurorashell]

So we all watched the new Scrooge my sister and I were drooling over Scrooge while my brother sat there disappointed in the both of us