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And another win in Tenerife!

Another final for my boy!!!! Let's go Pablo!!!

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Another final for my boy!!!! Let's go Pablo!!!

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Feli I love you

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btw i’ve been doing maths to cope do u wanna know some stats too bad ur getting them anyway

disclaimer ive tried to make sure these r accurate but i am but a little mouse so if there r inaccuracies no there aren’t ❤️ (by which i mean tell me so i can fix it!!!)

so as of the beginning of Jannik’s ban (9/2/25) he has 11,830 points. The 2nd rank has 8135 points as of the same date, or 3695 fewer points. Jannik stands to lose a total of 2100 points over the period of his ban, ending 4/5/25.

-> ROTTERDAM - 500 points

-> INDIAN WELLS - points disqualified

-> MIAMI - 1000 points

-> MONTE CARLO - 400 points

-> MADRID - 200 points

He would return to competition with 9730 points. This is still 1595 points more than the total points of the 2nd rank as of 9/2/25.

The 2nd rank is defending 950 points over the period of Jannik’s ban.

-> LOS CABOS - 100 points

-> ACAPULCO - 0 points

-> INDIAN WELLS - 200 points

-> MIAMI - 400 points

-> MONTE CARLO - 100 points

-> MUNICH - 50 points

-> MADRID - 100 points

Assuming the second rank plays the same tournaments as 2024, with the addition of Argentina; he would have to both defend 950 points AND make up another 1595 points for a total of 2545 points to overtake Jannik as 1st rank, using the total points Jannik would return with at the end of his ban.

There’s a total of 5250 points on offer for the tournaments we’re assuming the 2nd rank will play.

-> ARGENTINA - 250 points

-> LOS CABOS - 250 points

-> ACAPULCO - 500 points

-> INDIAN WELLS - 1000 points

-> MIAMI - 1000 points

-> MONTE CARLO - 1000 points

-> MUNICH - 250 points

-> MADRID - 1000 points

He would have to win 2545 points out of a possible 5250 points, or 48.5% to overtake Jannik.

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People online need to READ (as usual, also not folks here I mean on reddit lol) because Jannik isn’t suspended for doping but for involuntary contamination which he accepted !! Like !! I’m losing my mind

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wada recognised everything was unintentional, he didn’t receive any benefit from it and it was his team’s fault. and yet under the current rules he’s responsible for his team and he gets banned anyway while his old trainer is already back working with another player like nothing ever happened. and he gets his name dragged through the mud and insulted by people online who don’t have the brain capacity to understand full sentences, for something that WONT EVEN BE CONSIDERED PUNISHABLE under the new set of rules that will take place in the future.

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like it's so unfair and undeserved like YOU admit it's not his fault and you didn't do it in the beginning and it's this fucking wishy washy here damn suspension just to placate an army of idiots who can't read

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So WADA accepts Jannik's innocence but it's his fault that his physio was negligent so he gets a 3 month ban....right

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What am I gonna do??? 3 months of no Jannik playing tennis?

JANNIK?

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JANNIK?

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Racing...Owen isn't away on international duty you can play him y'know?

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I mean, why do the British royals have to comment on every thing any Brit does? They’ve supported Invictus by funding it to begin with—as recently as 2020, when William and Kate’s royal foundation donated £100k

And tbfh. I’m Venezuelan. Never ever heard of the games outside of the royal family context, and haven’t seen anything organically (aka that I didn’t actively look for) since the Germany games. I’m shocked they’re still going on

ugh this is gonna be like when I got anon hate for giving my opinion on the met gala isn't it? Forgot that royalists existed tbh

They don't have to comment on anything any Brit does but these aren't just any Brits, they are veterans of the British Armed Forces and who's the head of the British Armed Forces? Oh that'd be King Charles! It would take about 5 minutes out of their day to make a little video wishing the British Team (and other Commonwealth Nations) well.

As for your second point... okay?

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Deluded myself into think Sarries were announcing that Owen's back but no Max is back again

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Fuck it. I'm doing it again. Except this time you'll probably fucking learn something, nerds. Spin the wheel. If you don't know what you landed on, look it up. Fill your brain with facts. Hallelujah.

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You can only wear the two randomly assigned colors* for the rest of your life, ( trying to wear any other colors the items will change to one of the two other colors) how do you feel?

*Different tones/shades of the randomly chosen colors are allowed. Pastel, neon, etc. will also fall under the base color and are therefore allowed.

Spin the wheel to find out which colors you must wear