#My Summoner

[nm-mattuz]

[femuirdris]

Just dropped my first covers today. Personally, I think they’re straight fire 🔥🔥🔥

[ctrl-alt-cel]

DIVERSITY FAIL the most incompetent summoner you know just got married 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👭👰👰💯🏀⚢⚢⚢🏳️‍🌈💣💣💥💥💥

happy lesbian visibility week ive been playing feh again

[canonkiller]

asking for help can be done at any time, and it is free. you just have to let yourself accept it.

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

Uncle Bill :)

A continuation to my AU: "Hey What If Nothing Ever Bad Happened And Bill Was Nice And Just Chill And Hung Out With Everyone Else As That One Weird Eldritch Uncle Being," also known as HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB (yes, I am KEEPING that name)

Next part :)

[theespaceace]

“man, what a year” i say as its only been 12 days into january

[0v3rcast]

The pspspspsps from across the digital space haunts me once more, Dead Aquarius. I don't know what you put in that post but it's f e s t e r i n g inside me. Thank you for this gift.

CONTENT WARNING: Mentions of identity death, the nature of the divine, the eldritch, body horror, and Gross Flesh Things.

To begin, let's witness the original idea: it's very nice.

Hurl it from the window (but kindly, that it may grow wings and fly away to a new home).

We're taking the Other Eldritch path. The path that sees Normal Rational Existence and promptly says 'vibe check' before shredding it.

That is the path we must walk.

You, the Cor Vitae, are not nature. Nature may have spawned from you, but you are the final branch of existence in another everything. You are beyond comprehension to a sane mind. You are a 3d object in a 2d space, in the grand scheme of reality.

To gaze directly at You is to have their soul enveloped and torn away from them, to become Part of You in Eternity, to lose the individual and to become another facet of the Life-Pattern.

Those who look upon You without the proper protections die as an individual. The flesh they leave behind fills with You instead. This being is known as a Dreamer.

Your first descent to Teyvat produces an entire village of Dreamers, as Your form unfurled.

The Dreamers know no hunger, no thirst, no exhaustion, no feeling, no breath. They have no mortal desires. They do not age, or take wounds. They are full of You. You are their water, their food, their air, their medicine.

They are Your limbs, Your tongues, Your eyes. Through one of them, You can experience Your creation. This 'person' is called Your Distortion.

Within a day of your descent (your Impact as it will come to be known), the First Dreamers have constructed a primitive temple to you, around your body, to hide the effects of witnessing you from mortals.

The Archons who come upon it meet Your Distortion at the mouth of the temple, hewn from the stones beneath the village. It resembles no temple on record. It is simply a massive pyramid.

You attempt to speak through the Distortion. Your words are unintelligible, bent and warped, incomprehensible, and the mere attempt of this flesh to speak as Your Voice renders it mute as its vocal cords liquefy in its throat.

But your loyal Archons need no words, at least not yet. Your mere presence shattered their normal lives the moment you made Impact.

By the grace of the Gnosis, they are shielded from the immense pressure You exert. They weep at the mere presence of You, though not from pain or sadness.

You being here is a moment of unparalleled joy. Cause for worldwide celebrations lasting months, should You desire it.

You do not. There is much to be done first.

One by one, You thread the narrowest connections You can manage into their minds, that they may hear Your Voice.

To them, Your Voice is not a chorus of thousands of voices, in manifold tones.

To call it a voice at all would be blasphemy. The Sanctus Clamor is as much a voice as the buzzing of a fly is human speech.

The sounds by which You convey meaning are a brilliant chorus, the dying breaths of angels and the swan songs of entire orchestras vaporizing beneath heaven's light.

Should any mortal hear it, they would be struck deaf within an instant. Your favored allogene acolytes would be struck with migraines that would last entire days.

The Archons hear Your 'words' perfectly. Hear Your excitement to meet them, Your compliments and praise.

They have waited centuries for this first conversation with you.

It is everything they imagined it and more.

You collect their Gnosis with the merest of thoughts and purify them before returning them. The erosion of their beings is cured as if it had never happened. New power flows through their veins in a way that they'd likely never before felt.

To them, the purification is like the warm hug of a parent on a miserable day.

The Tsaritsa nearly faints from a mix of pleasure at being spoken to directly and embarrassment at Your gentle teasing about 'taking other people's toys'.

Each of their Gnosis is freshly encased in a tiny fragment of the pure dimensional glass that now makes up your body.

You call it a gift to them, a reminder that you are always there.

Zhongli, given brief authority to order around Your Dreamers, sets about recreating the temple to You.

Every precious metal, every brilliant gem, every valuable mineral- all of them are masterfully carved and lain into exquisite works of art detailing Your great deeds- forming Teyvat and Celestia within the Abyss, parting the three, filling each with the beginnings of life, gently guiding their growth.

Icy veins of Cryo grow within the walls to steal away summer heat and devour the chill of winters. Light bends in flawlessly cut ice, bathing scenes from history in vivid color.

Eternal flames ignite in braziers and light candles and torches. A great forge drools molten metal beneath the earth, ready to be shaped into weapons and tools and armor.

Vast networks of plant life erupt from the earth, Dendro and Hydro flooding the soil with the raw energies that bolster flora to insane heights on this world.

No other place on Teyvat could ever compare to what now rests in lovingly designed gardens surrounding Your temple for acres in every direction.

Immense slashes of pure Electro carve into the ground between the plots, and freshwater rivers willingly divert their courses to come closer to You, flowing into the gouged earth.

Gentle winds carry news of your arrival to the animals of the world. Entire menageries of creatures abandon their traditional nesting grounds to be nearer their maker.

Your last request to them before departing their minds is one borne of love for the many fragile minds that will seek Your blessing.

A vast screen of dark Geo-infused crystal is erected between Your form and the center of the temple where You rest, that mortals may see a fragment of Your silhouette, think 'the Maker is before me', and feel hope in a tomorrow You watch over for them.

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The first mortal to approach your temple is not an allogene.

She is not important or special. She is simply a young woman from Fontaine, plagued by a past she can no longer allow to haunt her.

Having felt your presence, she immediately made a pilgrimage. She begs for salvation from the people who seek her out, who seek to return her to a life she despises.

She is insistent, despite your attempts to turn her away.

Your first priestess is a young woman from Fontaine who chose to watch over Your Dreamers and temple.

it's almost 4am i can't get this out of my head holy shit.

reader whose original body is a literal eldritch forest deity and speaks in hymns (bonus points: after we isekai into said og body, we mix slang into it).

the acolytes have to break their fucking necks just to talk to you eye-to-eye, and the only thing they can make out of what you say is something equal to tablets bajillion years old already.

or that reader is constantly cussing and the acolytes just nod along not understanding whatever this 15ft tall eldritch horror is saying.

-🫀

ELDRITCH HORROR READER. I LIVEEE, NONE OF U UNDERSTAND, THIS IS SO DEEPLY AHHHHHH

I LITERALLY JUST SHIMMY STIM IN MY SEAT WHEN I THINK ABT THIS TOO LONG LMAO

i LIVE AND BREATHE for when we look like eldritch horrors but are just people lmao

IF I HAVEN’T RUN U OFF, 🫀 MY HEART, MI CORAZON <3

U HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MIND DESPITE BEING A BLOODY HEART

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Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them only), Eldritch!Reader

Planet: Misc. Genshin AUs

Orbit: some headcanons, tiny scenario

Stars: a little bit of Zhongli, Xiao, Ganyu, Ningguang, Keqing, and the adepti

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Light Description of Body Modifications/Body Horror-esque, Light Description of Eldritch Horror Creature, Reader has a Non-Human Body,

& Trigger Warnings: Eldritch Monster, Light Body Horror, Non-Con Body Modifications (Wake up as a monster, described as positive).

FUCKING LOVE THIS GIF, AND THIS SONG AND ARTISTTT

hey so here’s a song to listen I was listening to while writing this, chose the instrumental bc it was less distracting!

👉👈 hope u like :)

you just come into Teyvat from either Enkanomiya, the straight up Abyss/Dark Realm or even Celestia/Light Realmunder that glowing mushrooms tree in the Chasm, or like, ooo even by the upside down Barbatos statue 👀

and its great bc ur like- “omg Teyvat ooooo, ahhhh”

meanwhile the animals/magical creatures/beings nearby like shakin in their boots

literally no matter what land type their in, water, air, etc. they’re all bowing (despite the hooves, the paws, the flippers, the wings,) hell, even the bugs?? Might be bowing???

and you were slow to wake up wherever you were, so it took you a second to really process-

plus it just felt so weirdly, natural?

Not like walking on 2 legs no, but more like, how swimming feels but without the act of doing it?

you realize you’re… hovering.

wow, guess you can do that now,

your pretty much crowned with every flower from the regions of Teyvat, and a few from other Realms like Celestia, Abyss, and Enkanomiya, etc.

you have extra limbs, you feel them shift like you’ve had them all your life, even tho you do smack urself a few times with them lmao (new hand-eye coordination is hard)

and you realize u can see elemental traces/elements of beings, even plants, all the time now?

It isn’t until you look into a pretty still pond that you see what you look like,

you’ve got more eyes

I mean u thought you’d just be one of the twins, or ur own person if somebody asked u what youd look like isekaied to Genshin Impact, not what looks like the elemental god of the fucking continent

but you don’t look bad! actually you think you look kinda neat!

You’ve got like this coat of many draping vines and plantlife, glowing coral poking out near the top that’s around your throat, and- is that- tiny waterfalls?? Running down your nature cape too??

the many gemstones and ore of this planet form your legs, strong and taller than even regular human guys back on Earth, you’re like what? Eight? Nine feet? (about 245cm, or 2.5 meters)

You’re head… it’s like a dragons skull?? You’ve got these black horns flowing out from the top too that fade to a golden glow, like a crown nearly, theyre draped with what looks like strings of primogems??

oh and your extra eyes are symmetrical that’s good!

tho it does seem like you got this handy hood included into your cape of much nature to flop onto your head

where your heart should be, there’s two bursting stars circling one another, one of pink, purples and light blues, the other of gold and blue, oh hey, the wishing stars for standard and character banners!

and if you like mushrooms, at least one of every kind in Teyvat’s countries/regions is looking cool on ur cape, and if you like bugs, the cool ones like the rhino beetles from inazuma are being cute little buddies on ur stuff too

and like in the gif, every step you take overfills with life, except it stays and doesn’t wither like above, and it also does that glow bit that some places in Sumeru do/Enkanomiya

You CANNOT be missed no matter where you walk, and your sort of constantly feeling like you’ve drank 3 energy + 5 espresso shots of coffee

but in a way that makes you sort of full? like full on life… and like you could be even bigger, and taller, if you willed it

♤

k but the adepti felt ur presence coming in hot from literal mountains away

Cloud Retainter, and Guizhong, had set up inventions long ago to sense the Original of Teyvat, just in case, because some signs of prophecy of your return had begun to show in their lands

Zhongli especially knew you were close to come after another major sign was met, the corruption after the Archon War, and the ravaging of the land by the fall of Khaenri’ah’s “metal beasts”

So when you finally walk your way into Jueyun Karst, the adepti are already waiting, Xiao, Ganyu, and Zhongli as well,

Luckily Ganyu, with Zhongli’s help or advice, convinced the adepti to share this meeting with the Qixing as well like Keqing, and the Tianquan herself

It was a momentous occasion after all, but you were just now feeling the need to maybe nap a little after nearly, what was it, 2 weeks worth of constant walking?

wow this new body had literal stamina for days

you arrived late into the night, around midnight, under a full moon, and they’re relieved all the signs are being met

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honestly the only reason you headed to Liyue was bc you knew it was the closest (the map of Teyvat was both familiar in the way it had been in game, but also on a deeper level, like walking around your house in the dark)

and u rlly wanted to be able to talk to somebody, bc u had no idea?? wtf you were??

honestly you thought the adepti/Zhongli would be a good bet bc they’d maybe tell u what creature u ended up as,

u did suspect maybe you’d ended up as some kind of god, but like?? none of the other gods looked like this???

and u see them all! up ahead in Jueyun Karst! Oh no! You really, really, really, hope they don’t think you’re a walking talking evil tree dragon thing-

…maybe you should wave?

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As you get closer,

Xiao’s back straigtens, Ganyu nervously looks at the ground, Keqing is trying to figure out where to look bc ur so tall, Ningguang has her hands respectfully folded in front of her and her facial muscles looks tensed for a fight almost, the adepti are shuffling nervously bc they’re not used to being the magically weaker/younger creatures in the area, and Zhongli-

Zhongli is no longer the mortal Zhongli.

Amber horns curl up from his head, long brunette hair with glowing gold tips flowing and loose, claws on display, as he stands in his finest and oldest lóng páo, black with gold detailing embroidered throughout, it details his deeds as Rex Lapis and Morax, the spears of his vanquishing gods across the front and back, he looks like a living painting

and although he looks as serene as if he’s about to sit down for some tea, the adepti can see the tremoring hands, the same he used to hide in his sleeves when he was genuinely intimidated by another god, usually the older ones he’d had to fight

but for the first time since the archon war, this was one he was going to welcome with open arms, and utmost respect, despite his position as archon forfeited

there’s a strange music in the air of the night as the animals and the bugs and creatures of the realm subtly make the beat, the god’s feet (of ore Rex Lapis hasn’t seen since he was a child, it was so rare to find) shake the earth of his land with each step, a deep quiet booming like a drum of war as they get closer

The God of All stops some distance away from them

…and the Huangdi of All, just waves. 💀👋

at Zhongli, the adepti, Xiao, the Tianquan, and the Qixing.

A long black limb with a rainbow shine like a crow’s wing raises, gives an ironically tiny wave of their clawed black hand,

and tilts their head, though a sort of greenery hood covering it

and speaks,

“ ˙˙˙ʎzɐɹɔ sı ʇıɥs sıɥʇ ¿ʍou ʇɥƃıɹ ɯɐ ı ʞɔnɟ ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ sʎnƃ noʎ op uɯɐp”

your voice is like singing, deep, high, like a choir trying to sing all at once to them

Xiao cringes a little in surprise, he was braced for your older speech just in case but it still caught him off guard, and unfortunatly, he gives a quick glance to Lord Rex Lapis,

he can’t understand any of that, and Ganyu and Keqing are in the same boat, but while the Yaksha’s only done passive studying in hopes of understanding you, the Lord of Geo had gone much further back in trying to make sure he could understand your words, should the day come, his library, even now living as a mortal, is extensive

the other adepti and Ningguang catch a few words, but it’s too,, simple really, to understand

the words have no context, they need more, but such is the ancients, they’re meanings simple and all-encompassing

Lord Rex Lapis bows deeply,

“We welcome you with open arms, our Huangdi. Please, feast your eyes upon the land with which I have wrought with mine own talons, for all is ever truly yours.”

the adepti announces for them all, voice giving away no nerves, Xiao can still understand him luckily, though he has greatly simplified himself for the sake of being understood by the ancient god of creation,

“ ˙˙˙ʞɔıʇs ɐ uo ʇsıɹɥɔ snsǝɾ ¡¿ılƃuoɥz noʎ uǝʌǝ ¿noʎ oʇ poƃ ɟo puıʞ ǝɯos ɯ,ı 'ǝʇnuıɯ uɯɐp ɐ ʇıɐʍ”

your voice is an energy through the air, and makes the trees nearby lean in to hear you better, the creeks and ponds of the area leave their beds a little to get closer, geo crystalflys emerge and begin to swirl around your natural body, perching on your horns, making it look even more like a crown

Xiao gulps.

Rex Lapis’ and Ningguang’s spines straighten further if they even can from the impeccable posture they were before, They share a quick glance…

…neither of them caught that one, only a few words, and Ganyu feels her shoulders drop as she gives up trying to hear you and understand as well,

you make a strange sound, a high humming, a deep confusion with some worry, the crystalflys buzz around you a little faster,

then point to yourself

...and make a peace sign. ✌️

it was going to be a long night.

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idk if this made any sense, and I sincerely hope that you at least liked what I wrote a little bit, sorry about the over description 😭 I just felt like it was very important but then I realized I hadn’t even talked about the language yet… anyway here u go LMAO

I hope it was alright, and I seriously love your idea, even if I didn’t take it in the direction you wanted/as cool as you meant!! :/

Thanks for the badass idea, i fucking love eldritch shit <3

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Safe Travels,

💀 ♒

♡my beloved♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk

[lschmidtartblog]

Tears of the Kingdom: Wiggle to Detach (colorized)

[artkiving]

Dad Gojo Shenanigans part 1

+ bonus

He is so done.

(reblogs and shares appreciated 🩵) very much inspired by this art by @cobaltfluff

DAD Gojo Shenanigans continues..(part 2, part 3)

[mango-ti]

Polish Miku shows off her new hair

[tadpole-apocalypse]

Perils of dating a Wild Magic Sorcerer while trying to have a dramatic moment on your grave.

[nm-mattuz]

Matthew: I have too many dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty.

[likephantomzforever]

do i gotta kill 1000 evil men for mcr5 like wtf

[radioactivegummyworm]

DONT FUCKING PLAY WITH ME TWINK IERO

[sulphuricsea]

struggling at math so hard i get unwanted emotional support from fictional characters

[sillyzlaurr]

666 FOLLOWERS FOR REAL??????? IM GOING FERAL RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IM THROWING ROSES AT ALL OF YOU, THANK YOU!!!!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT SILLY BLOG WOULD BECOME SO BIG AND IT'S ALL THANKS TO YOU🫵🫵🫵