#Mother console me

[disgruntled-lifeform]

Told Cranberry that he couldn't jump on the Percarious Pile of Stuff and now he is sulking

[deadbaguette]

Doomed mothers in greek mythology they could never make me hate you (Demeter, Thetis, Clytemnestra, Penelope, Andromache, etc)

[alovethatkilledme]

Awee shucks! Patrick knows how important Sister Julienne is to Shelagh.

happy birthday to @clobbo :) thank you for providing some top tier shulienne fics <3 this one is for you!

[citrusai]

gareth david-lloyd is such a wonderful voice actor. i keep rethinking of his reading of the line "i will always go where you go." and it sounds so resigned and pained, like already solas knows he is going down a path that will lead to death and horror but his friend needs him, the people need him. they need his wisdom and guidance, and he knows taking on a physical form will not only be his undoing, but that of the world as he knows it. but still he goes, because duty comes above all.

[baylardian-1]

Before the mission where Philippa finds Moss, Philippa discovers she's expecting. For a short while, her and JJ scramble to figure out both themselves how they are going to go about raising a child together. Philippa takes some time off to work through things, and eventually they start working on a nursery in JJ's house in Ireland. Not very far into it, she ends up miscarrying, so the nursery ends up sitting unfinished and neither of them like to go in there or talk about it very much. I don't think many people in their lives would know about her pregnancy or what happened, MAYBE Amelia lol. So later, when she eventually returns to Earth with Moss, it's a bit more inexplicable to them as to why Philippa all of a sudden is wanting to raise this alien baby.

[thiswaycomessomethingwicked]

Chapters: 3/? Fandom: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Éomer Éadig/Gríma Wormtongue Additional Tags: There will be additions to the relationships, Eowyn will get to have some fun, because she deserves it, Multiple Pov, Manipulation, Psychological Torture, perhaps some physical torture, Saruman is being Saruman, Mind-fuckery, Canon-Typical Violence, Hate Sex, Enemies to Lovers, enemies to ??? to ??lovers??, Seidr, magic~~~, Saruman is everyone's favourite local Tower Top, no horses are harmed in the making of this fic, you are allowed to become emotionally attached to Isthunn Summary:

Eomer and Grima are commencing on their risky deal where Grima agrees to play double-agent and spy on Saruman in return for some promise of future safety should Sauron lose. If Sauron and Saruman triumph, and his deception is not discovered, well, Grima is sitting pretty in a position of helping certain people if he feels they've earned it. He and Eomer also continue to mutually live in each other's brains rent free and they're very normal about one another.

Meanwhile, Eowyn decides that it is time to make her mark on world events and strikes out on her own, giving her brother a hundred heart-attacks in the meanwhile. (Don't worry about it, she tells Eomer, I'll be fine.)

Isengard means to attack, Gondor's defenses are weakening, and no one is ready for the war that lies ahead.

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But time marches forward flowing out of his hand, a ribbon caught in the breeze. As the old song has it: the days have gone down in the West, behind the hills, into shadow.

‘Who shall gather the smoke of the dead wood burning?’ a soft voice asks. Footsteps, a stick tapping on stone. Éomer twists on the bench and Jorunn is before him. Or, he presumes it is truly her and not one of her souls. The raven, perhaps. Come to talk to the wild-cat-wolf child she bore. She finishes quoting: ‘Or behold the flowing years from the Sea returning?’

‘I suppose I shouldn’t ask how you knew my thoughts,’ Éomer says, turning back around. He has never seen her with a staff before but has heard that she will sometimes go about with one.

‘I know a great many things, Éomer son of Éomund.’

Eomer gets some quality time with his mother in law in this brief little interlude before we get our first Eowyn chapter. 

Eowyn, like her brother, will make rationale, well informed life choices that aren’t at all completely bonkers. 

The amount of weight Jorunn and Eothain hold is insane. They are propping up the entire country I swear. 

[chronically-ghosted]

it’s Dieter Bravo loving hours on this blog… and brother, I never clocked out…

[idlyingabout]

I wonder if there'll ever be a time where I finish earthbound without crying

[paulinawoodpecker]

Valentina comforts vivi over a nightmare

@doughbrainer

[balfazuar]

What da fick

[lyknest]

modern girlhood is listening to the worst-imaginable soul crushing story from the women you know and then going to Instagram only to find incels commenting on feminist posts saying they too would hit their wife with a belt if she refused to cook one time

[impostorsshow]

I would never have thought that playing Disney: Dreamlight Valley would make me ship Merlin and Ursula but here we are they're definitely a divorced couple you cannot change my mind

[crash-likes-cookies]

Physically bought single player games, that can no longer be played.

Live-Service games, forced always-online games, everything that is Steam...

The recent crackdown on ROM sites hosting software that has not been sold in DECADES...

Also, the subscription model for software, all that is fraud.

Nothing else.

[zaddyazula]

if i ever got a pc and mgsv on it, i’d make my mother base pink and have pequod’s music set to lgbt by cupcakKe.

so that whenever i went back to my beautifully pink mother base, pequod would be slowly indoctrinating people into being gay (even more so).

this is some ocelot kind of psychotherapy.

[carnographix]

Never Love an Anchor by The Crane Wives is soooooo me. help

[totsandnuggsrebloggs]

Hey folks!!!!! I thought it would be real neat to try out polls for the first time so how about I test it out??????

Which could it possibly be????? Can you guess??? It’s pretty hard huh???? There’s so many ✨options✨ :) <- their eye is twitching