#Monster energy ultra white

[dietc0kebish]

okay but it looks so aestheticly pleasing

[nxghtc4f3amba55ad0rr]

Today this cute guy gave me a monster ultra! I am so happy!

[willtheweirdrat]

drank a whole monster for the first time today, 8/10 i was mildly tweaking the first 30 minutes but it's delicious and i might be slightly addicted

[pipelinepunchmonster]

Omg what's this!!! Is it super cool sexy admin Salem back with another review???? Yes it is!!!

So, today we will be reviewing the amazing super cool

Ultra strawberry dreams!!!

Me and admin Izzy had been waiting eagerly for this one to be released, and mother pipeline somehow managed to secure us four (FOUR!!!) Cans for my birthday!!! Everyone say thank you mother pipeline!! (Please ignore that my birthday was two months ago, I've been busy xx)

So let's get straight into the review. Starting off:

Can design:

Holy shit, it's SUCH a gorgeous can design, I love all the small details, the strawberries everywhere, the general candy theme?? Delightful!! Absolute 10/10, it reminds me so much of the ultra violet can design (admin Izzy's favorite flavor)

Next is the description: it's actually pretty cool, maybe not a 10/10 but definitely high ranking. I love the bit about strawberries being an aphrodisiac, definitely really interesting to read, and I love how they're described as a 'heart shaped fruit' 7/10 definitely could be more interesting

Then finally, onto the flavour: honestly, for all the good words I've said about it, it's really not that interesting. Definitely just tastes like ultra Rosa repackaged :(. That's not to say it's a bad flavour, I was just expecting a more strawberry kind of drink. Overall the flavour is like a 6/10, nothing to really talk about.

Anyways as I was writing this, our secret second pipeling started yelling at me from outside, so I take that to mean she has VERY strong opinions on ultra strawberry dreams. Tell all babes!!

That's all for today, join me again next year for another great pipelinepunchmonster post!!

-super cool sexy admin Salem!🩷😉🥺😰🥺🥺😉🥰🙋😉🤣🤢🔛🤭🔛😠🏳️‍⚧️

(Ps: top secret second pipeling reveal next post??)

[dietmtdewbabynewyorkcity]

HOW I’VE BEEN SUCESSFULLY LOSING WEIGHT: Notes from a former binge eater ♥️

*this guide is to show how ~I~ do things and offer advice on how to do it MY way. I am in no way encouraging anyone to do themselves harm. First off,

HEALTH IS WEALTH.

That being said.. this is literally the longest I’ve ever gone without bingeing. It’s just,,, easy this time. Once you get a feel of what it’s like to be skinny you just don’t crave junk as much anymore bc you KNOW it’s not worth it. The trick is to eat clean 90% of the time and allow your favorite treats 10% do the time. Fit them into your calorie limit!!! Here’s some personal favorites that have helped me lose like 20lbs in the past 2 months.

I tend to do one higher- calorie drink during the day (protein shake, Starbucks, etc) and one healthy filling but low cal meal and a sweet snack at the end of the night.

LOW CALORIE 90%

Mediterranean salad (~150): mixed greens, chopped bell peppers, cherry tomatoes, red onion. Little bit of feta cheese. Balsamic vinegar (not dressing or vinegarette!!!!) I don’t add meat but you could totally add chicken for low cal high protein choice. You could also add olives but I don’t fw them.

Chocolate Protein shakes from the gas station (loll). They’re 220 cal on average and a great treat. Strawberry one is good too.

SEAWEED SNACKS they’re literally 30-60 calories for a pack and kill my urge to eat chips!!! Please give them a try!

Soups. Soups that are already portioned and have the calorie amount posted. I add extra seasonings and spice to boost metabolism.

Coffee!! With almond milk and a little coffee creamer. It’s worth the calories if you want a coffee just make one it’s better than going to Starbucks.

Sushi: I’m vegetarian so I get an avocado and cucumber roll. It’s so good with fresh ginger and a little soy sauce. Sometimes I will be craving it allllllll day and have it as my OMAD so rewarding 🥹

Miso soup>>>>>> add tofu and seaweed and onions!! And mushrooms if you like them.

Monster Ultra energy drinks,,,, yeah I know they’re bad for you but I love them.

Fruits!!! I especially love strawberries, watermelon, cherries, blackberries, pineapple and mangoes.

TREATS 10%

Trail mix: dried cherries, pecans, walnuts, pistachios, cashews. High in calories but perfect for killing hunger. High protein keeps you full and muscles strong, high healthy fats will keep your hair and skin and nails beautiful.

Chocolates: SMALL PORTIONS. if you can’t eat just eat a piece without bingeing, do NOT buy a big bag. what I do is I buy a bar of whatever chocolate I’m craving for my bf and we share it piece by piece. Dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white, hazelnut, with coffee beans, with toffee, fruits, chocolate is the best thing ever 🍫

Starbucks! My fav drinks are matcha lattes (hot/iced), iced white chocolate mocha, caramel macchiato, and occasionally a pumpkin spice latte. Peppermint mochas on the holidays. Oat milk always

Baked goods. Same deal as the chocolate, ONLY BUY THE PORTION YOURE GOING TO EAT. If you have been craving a croissant, go get one. One. Don’t buy a whole dozen of them. You will end up bingeing trust me. My favs are cinnamon rolls <3

Habits

I’m going to the gym!!! Consistently for the first time in my life. It doesn’t have to be anything crazy. Spend 30 min on the treadmill alternating between incline walking and easy paced jogging. Put on a YouTube video. Wear pink and bring a cute water bottle. You have to make an experience out of it! I stick to cardio and full body stretches plus ocasional (light) strength workouts w my bf.

I don’t drink anymore. Just 🍃. Alc is so high in sugar and carbs and it’s literally poison bro. I know it’s hard to stop but once you do you’ll feel so much better.

I rarely weigh myself. I’m at my bfs house all the time so I only step on my scale maybe 3 times a month. It’s been a game changer!!!

MINDSET

I practice mindfulness and speak kindly to myself. Basically sweetspo + affirmations to myself all the time.

Taking more pride in your appearance will also help motivate you. You think you’ll still want to binge after you took a full body shower, clean PJ’s or outfit, painted your nails, skincare and makeup done, whitened your teeth and lit a candle? No thanks.

Limit stupid, negative, useless media consumption. Watch things that have to do with your hobbies/ interests and your social media algorithms begin to kinda clean themselves up over time. My pages are all about exercise, study blogs, beauty tips and sciencey stuff. No more drama or celebrity nonsense. Cut down your following!!

Remember you only have one life on earth. You’re young and hot once. Don’t you want to grab this chance while you have it? Unfortunately your beauty is your currency especially as a woman, so if there’s anything I can do to give myself a better life I will. Losing just a few pounds of fat will make the craziest difference in ways you’d never expect. Free and discounted stuff. More people smile at you and listen to what you have to say. Both literal and figurative doors will be opened for you.Clothes fit better bc they’re more flattering when your body is fit and healthy. While it feels good to get validation from other people, the best part of it is looking in the mirror and feeling proud instead of ashamed. The inner confidence that comes from successful transformation………….there’s no other feeling that compares. If you know, you know. I’m just saying,, the choice is yours 🤷🏼‍♀️

[chipperchemical]

what i think each Hermit's favourite Monster flavour would be (purely indulgent so i can combine my hyperfixations)

Bdubs: Ultra Peachy Keen

Cub: Java Salted Caramel

Doc: Invented his own flavour by mixing Ultra White, Ultra Black, Juiced Bad Apple, and liquid Nitrogen

Etho: Super Cola (he specially imports it)

False: Ultra Mango Loco

Gem: Mixxd Punch

Scar: Zero Sugar Original (but he often steals Grian's Pacific Punch because he actually prefers the taste but refuses to buy it himself (too much sugar))

Grian: Pacific Punch

Hypno: Redbull and he will defend it until he dies

Jevin: Juiced Mango Loco

Impulse: Nitro

Iskall: Reserve Orange Creamsicle

Joe: Ultra Fiesta Mango

Keralis: Reserve White Pineapple

Mumbo: Original

Pearl: Juiced Aussie Lemonade

Ren: Ultra Paradise

Skizz: Drinks whatever his friends get

Joel: Juiced Monarch

Stress: Ultra Rosa

Tango: The Doctor

Beef: Ultra Gold Pineapple

Wels: Ultra White

xB: Assault

Xisuma: Doesn't do energy drinks

Zedaph: Buys something different every time

Cleo: Juiced Bad Apple

feel free to add on :) i'm Europe-based so don't get a lot of the odd flavours that you Americans get hehe

[collarbones-and-caffeine]

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ - Under 10 Calories - ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

Coke Zero - 0 cal

Sparkling Ice Caffeine - 0 cal

Vitamin C - 0 cal

Sugar Free Ricola - 0 cal

Tea - 1 cal

Black coffee - 2 cal

1/4 Cup Cucumber - 4 cal

1 Low Sodium Pickle - 5 cal

1 Cup Arugula - 5 cal

1 Celery - 6 cal

1 Cup Kale - 6 cal

1 Cup Spinach - 7 cal

1/3 Cup Green Cabbage - 7 cal

1 Crispy mini - 7 cal

1/2 Carrot - 8 cal

1/4 Cup Bell Pepper - 8 cal

1 Tbsp Egg White - 8 cal

1 Tsp Pb&Me - 8 cal

1 Cup Lettuce - 10 cal

1/3 Cup Broccoli - 10 cal

1/4 Cup Cauliflower - 10 cal

1 Cup Vegetable Broth - 10 cal

Monster Energy Zero Ultra - 10 cal

[neopronouns]

flag id: a flag with 6 stripes, which are off-white, pale orangish-red, soft red-orange, pink-red, dark pink-grey, and very dark purple-grey. end id.

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pasgothpinkic: a gender related to white snakes, pastel goth aesthetics, peach soda, ultra rosá monster energy, pink strawberry jelly, and heart-shaped pupils

[pt: pasgothpinkic: a gender related to white snakes, pastel goth aesthetics, peach soda, ultra rosá monster energy, pink strawberry jelly, and heart-shaped pupils. end pt]

for anon! the top stripe represents white snakes, the next two represent peach soda, the next represents ultra rosá monster energy and pink strawberry jelly, all three red/pink shades represent heart-shaped pupils, and the bottom two are from the pastelgothaesic flag. the term is 'pas' from 'pastel', 'goth', 'pink', + 'ic'!

tags: @radiomogai, @liom-archive, @macchiane, @genderstarbucks, @sugar-and-vice-mogai

tags cont: @freezingnarc, @skrimbliest, @seraphtrix

dni link

[arlo-does1autism]

Assigning NPMD characters monster energy flavours because I'm addicted to both

(Grace not included because she would not touch a monster can with a 10 foot pole)

Stephanie: Pipeline Punch, occasionally original but that's for the ~aesthetic~

Peter: Honestly I can't really see him drinking monster unless he had to stay up for an exam or something, in which case he'd probably get a sugar free one like Ultra White

Richie: He mostly drinks Red Bull, but if he needs something stronger (??) he'd probably drink Mango Loco or Original

Ruth: I can picture her bringing an Ultra Rósa to a tech rehearsal, but she'd probably just drink any flavour she can get

Max: Original. 100%, he originally drank Monster cause it was 'cool', but then got addicted to it (like me). Also enjoys Ultra Rósa but wouldn't admit it.

Bonus: T'noy Karaxis (human form) Likely Mango Loco, idk why, just gives off the same vibes.

[ramenwaitr3ss]

Don’t know if this has been done before- but-

What I personally think the redacted boys and listeners favorite monster flavor would be.

The boi’s first^^

David: either the regular or the Java monster, I feel like he wouldn’t drink them avidly but he’d drink them if he needed to get something done if he didn’t have enough energy.

Asher: Green or the Fruit juice one. He likes the combo of sweet and sour so usually he’ll pick depending on the mood lol.

Milo: I don’t think they sell them anymore- but monster had a tea brand for a little bit and they weren’t half bad to me personally, so I think he’d like the green tea monster a lot^^ and he definitely was upset when they stopped selling them, so now he just drinks any of the coffee ones.

Sam: Darlin’ had to get him to try one, and it was the white one so once every blue moon he’ll get the white one and drink it.

Vincent: either the Strawberry lemonade one or gold. I am firm on them, and he had a short phase in drinking monster for a little while.

Porter: Gold. No explanation needed.

Gavin: Rosa, he likes it because 1. It’s fucking pink 2. It’s fizzy, I have a personal headcannon that Gavin and Caelum love any carbonated drink because they like the fizz lol.

Damien: he doesn’t drink them. He drinks redbull.

Huxley: the mango one^^ you can never go wrong with a classic, and he sometimes drinks them before going to the gym.

Lasko: Orange, it taste like starbursts to him and he’ll drink it like his life depends on it.

Listeners^^

Angel: Any of the coffee ones, they are a life line for them. When working they always have one on hand, when they are gaming, they always have one on hand, when they are doing chores- THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE ON HAND.

Baabe: Any of the rehab flavors, or just the regular one, they don’t really drink them unless they need to key in on something important.

Sweetheart: Gold, because it fits their aesthetic✨✨

Darlin: they will drink any flavor as long as it gets the job done.

Lovely: The purple one. They also would make battery acid 100%.

Treasure: The Aussie Lemonade, I don’t know why.

Freelancer: They mostly drink the Strawberry lemonade one as well, but they personally really love ultra black. And they have ordered a pack of them on several occasions they just never last long for them😭

Co-worker: They don’t drink energy drinks😭

These are personal headcannons lol, let me know what you think!!

[dexlexia]

the monster (energy) series

currently writing a series of fan fics, with multiple characters, in multiple scenarios. The series will focus on smut, and every chapter will be its own story. You can read in any order!

each chapter is named after a zero sugar monster energy drink. from zero ultra (white can) to peachy keen (peach can). each have their own warnings and tags, so please be advised. may be updated out of order, so keep checking back for updates

this is an 18+ series, each exist as one shots. some may or may not heighten your baby fever. <3

- d

zero ultra - kotaro bokuto

ultra paradise - roronoa zoro

ultra fiesta - satoru gojo

ultra rose - ryomen sukuna

ultra sunrise - katsuki bakugo

ultra violet - jotaro kujo

ultra gold - vash the stampede 

ultra watermelon - arataki itto

ultra blue - aki hayakawa

ultra red - keigo takami (hawks)

ultra peachy keen - atsumu miya

[dark-nymph3t]

Okay, fuck it, best energy drink flavors list:

• Red Bull

- Peach (The Peach Edition)

- Watermelon (The Red Edition)

- Sugar Free

• Monster

- Zero Ultra (the white can)

- Ultra Peachy Keen

- The Doctor (on virtue of Valentino Rossi/recommended by @eneabastianini23)

- Ultra Rosá (recommended by @certifiedbi)

- Ultra Strawberry Dreams

- Rehab Strawberry Lemonade (recommended by @derangedguyintheforest)

- Ultra Watermelon

- Original Zero Sugar

- Rehab Peach Tea

- Ultra Fiesta Mango (the Spanish on the can is horrendous 😭)

- Ultra Gold/Ultra Golden Pineapple

• Alani Nu

- Just Peachy

- Cosmic Stardust

- Cherry Slush

- Kimade

- Witch’s Brew

• Celsius

- Kiwi Guava

To be updated

[honey-makes-mogai]

[Image ID: 2 MOGAI flags with ten horizontal stripes. From top to bottom the colors in order are: black, dark gray, light green, green, white, light gray, green, light green, dark gray, black. The white and light gray stripes are thinner than the rest, which are all equally sized. In the middle of the first flag is a symbol resembling a 5 pointed star, the lines making each point turn into a spiral as they reach the next point. The symbol is off white outlined in black with a semi transparent off white circle behind it. In the middle of the second flag is a can of Monster energy outlined in white. /End ID]

MonsterEnergystelic -

[PT: MonsterEnergystelic -]

A constelic term for those who stel the classic Monster Energy drinks!

[Image ID: 2 MOGAI flags with ten horizontal stripes. From top to bottom the colors in order are: black, near black dark gray, mid silver gray, light silver gray, mid-light cool gray, mid-dark cool gray, light silver gray, mid silver gray, near black dark gray, black. The cool gray stripes are thinner than the rest, which are all equally sized. In the middle of the first flag is a symbol resembling a 5 pointed star, the lines making each point turn into a spiral as they reach the next point. The symbol is off white outlined in black with a semi transparent off white circle behind it. In the middle of the second flag is a can of Monster Ultra Black outlined in white. /End ID]

MonsterUltraBlackstelic -

[PT: MonsterUltraBlackstelic -]

A constelic term for those who stel Monster Energy Ultra Black!

[Image ID: 2 MOGAI flags with ten horizontal stripes. From top to bottom the colors in order are: white, light gray, dark gray, black, light cyan, cyan, black, dark gray, light gray, white. The cyan stripes are thinner than the rest, which are all equally sized. In the middle of the first flag is a symbol resembling a 5 pointed star, the lines making each point turn into a spiral as they reach the next point. The symbol is off white outlined in black with a semi transparent off white circle behind it. In the middle of the second flag is a can of Monster Ultra White outlined in white. /End ID]

MonsterUltraWhitestelic -

[PT: MonsterUltraWhitestelic -]

A constelic term for those who stel Monster Energy Ultra White!

Tagging: @radiomogai @constelicflags @obscurian @the-mogai-archives

[Banner ID: A pastel yellow banner with a sunflower on either side. In brown text with a white outline, it says "- Please let me know if this has been coined before! -" /End ID.] [DNI transcript: "-DNI- Basic criteria, anti-mogai, proshippers, ableists, aphobes, racists, zoophiles, rpf shippers, fandom discourse, under 13, transid/transx". /End transcript.]

[theanaentropy]

Today I asked my intern for a Monster Energy Ultra White and she brought me the Monster Punch one filled with calories and sugar… I drank it because I fell bad for rejecting it but damn more than 200kcals please somebody kill me…

[cinnamoncatto]

𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐬

Characters: Fade, Deadlock, Viper, Neon, Jett, Gekko, Killjoy, Raze, Sage, Iso

Fade:

Black coffee

Like no sugar, no milk, no nothing

But would also drink any coffee or energy drink if she can't drink black coffee

Deadlock

I feel like she would drink coffee just a regular way

Like coffee, a little milk and 1 or 2 cubes of sugar

Viper:

Same as fade, but in a more moderated amount

One espresso at a time without sugar or anything

Neon:

I'm sure Neon would only drink energy drinks, maybe coffee but only if she is desperate (and she would put a lot of sugar in it)

Ultra watermelon or mango loco Monster

Jett:

Jett would rather die than to drink coffee

Would drink probably any energy drink but the white Monster is her fave

Gekko:

I think he would prefer energy drinks, but would also drink coffee

Monster ultra gold or Nitro, if coffee then the same way as Deadlock

Killjoy:

She likes coffee and energy drinks too, sometimes this and sometimes that

Pacific punch or pipeline punch Monster, if coffee then mocha or latte

Raze:

Raze is also a energy drink girlie, but would drink coffee with KJ on a date or something

Since she doesn't really drink coffee she takes recommendation from KJ so drinks the same

Monster khaos

Sage:

She would drink tea and sometimes coffee, both without sugar usually

Green tea or if she drinks coffee then latte or cappuccino

Iso:

He only drinks 3 things

Either matcha or coffee boba, or ultra violet Monster

[alienssstufff]

how do you get your colors so delicious

your LEAST favorite drink

and something you're just very neutral towards but everyone else is crazy over

[ CONTEXT ]

>uh….. um……

>Omfg I drank a Monster energy drink (the white Zero Ultra flavour) once- and it felt like damn the thing took 3 years off my lifespan and was actively extracting the air out of my lungs

>most alcohols (too bitter) 🤷‍♀️