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Yeah no we are not doing this today no stop stop talking get off the internet and stop rn
#i have no words#i literally have no words what#she didnt kill her kids on purpose...?#okay buddy#god forbid a woman is a morally gray character#this is like the whole “persophone went to the underworld on her own will!!!!! the abduction is just a popular version of it!!!!!!” thing#when will we be able to make mythological women characters like medea or circe or calypso or aphrodite or literally any of them morally gray#also (snaps my fingers) look close! pay attention! theyre all goddesses!! which meand human morals dont effect them!!!!#modern standards + human standards put on greek myth gods is so. stoopis#okay enough ranting#greek mythology#homer#greek myth#greek myths#tagamemnon#ancient greek mythology#medea#medea play#argonautica#the argonauts#greek play#greek plays
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cannot believe this musical concept album gave me Real Feelings about a character from the Odyssey who appears, like, twice
#Polites is described in the Odyssey as Odysseus's bestest bestie and then like never features in any of the subsequent drama#to the point where there's no 'canonical' version of how he died#it's either by Scylla and Charybdis or when Odysseus's whole fleet gets got for eating Helios's cows#so I genuinely think it's a super interesting adaptation choice for Jorge Rivera-Herrans to pull him out to be a major character#and then make him the first to die on the trip home#Odysseus's first major miscalculation results in the death of his best friend#Which then immediately frames his taunting of Polyphemus not as hubristic smugness but grief and rage#It IS very funny though how much more heroic and moral JRH made Odysseus (by modern standards) than he was in his stories#Also a long-standing adaptation tradition when you are the writer director and star#Will always make fun of Kenneth Branagh for making Victor Frankenstein a mostly well-meaning guy Trying His Best. Not a selfish coward nooo#And y'know. famously. there's Lin-Manuel Miranda as Alexander Hamilton#Anyway. Jorge Rivera-Herrans and Steven Dookie gave me real feelings about Polites. I salute them#Epic the Musical#Polites
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I don't even know which felt worse, discovering the sheer amount of work and ideas this mf stole or learning what the shit he and the cowriter actually (supposedly) wrote themselves is like. wtf holy shit you cant just SAY THAT
#todd in the shadows#hbomberguy#“i do not read or do research” yea i can tell#their version of the origin of modern body standards was the weirdest shit ive heard in a while wtf what alternative history bullshit is thi
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saw a tim scott ad on behalf of the republican running for senate for PA that made me mad for two reasons 1. Please stay out of pennsylvania business, tim. 2. The ad was mostly focused on how bob casey is "racist" for not supporting school choices. Which yeah I can see how you might get there but only if you've never spent more than 5 minutes thinking abt the issue. And this is important bc philly has lots of charyer schools ofc. yes charter schools position themselves as an alternative to the overtly racist public education system (housing segregation -> low property values in urban neighborhoods-> underfunded schools) but they are not under any circumstances a solution to the problem they're barely even a bandaid. But honestly I can't even get into it i wrote a 20 ish page paper on this my junior year of college which I actually presented at a conference in philly lol
#basically charter schools dont produce reliably better school performance they shift the burden of responsibility for a quality public#service (education) off of the government and onto parents who are already likely overworked and underpaid#they decrease racial diversity in schools (charter schools in predominantly black neighborhoods tend to be hypersegregated#while charter schools in predominanlty white more affluent neighborhoods are more white than the public schools#i could go on. but hey who could have guessed that school choice. of which the modern version today was basically invented#to prevent the racial integration of public schools could ever be racist. also they lack accountability and oversight#the hiring standards for teachers are much lower etc. the kids whose parents dont take the initative to find them a charter school#or who dont get picked in the lottery are fhcked over bc they are stuck in a poorly funded school whose resources are dwindling#thanks to school choice. whateverr why cant we all just acknowledge that the best choice is to reform public school funding
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most coffeeshop AU and generic rated e fanfic is bad BUT people who write it clearly enjoy it and there must be an audience for it...so that begs the question...is it really just a matter of personal taste...
#on the one hand. no. some of these things are objectively poorly crafted AND peddle genuinely harmful stereotypes#on the other hand....yeah?#a boring modern coffeeshop AU may be unreadably dull to me but if it's somewhat conpetently written and people like it....then...#maybe its just taste?#but HOW can they be so popular. do so many fanfic readers have such low standards#bc a lot of them are really bad! like! that's not even the characters anymore#BUT THEN AGAIN. they're more using the format to consume a version of the characters that suits their particular fantasies dont they#so like. it does what they need it do doesn't it#but it's still not good....I will still have standards#ficblogging
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love to go in the iliad tag on ao3, filter out tsoa and hades game, and watch over half the fics in the tag disappear
#i really wish people would look at their stories before they tag them and ask themselves#'is anything in here actually based on the iliad? or am i just adding that fandom because my other fandom is based on it'#and if the answer to the first question is 'no' seriously consider not putting it in that fandom tag#i haven't played hades but the characters in tsoa don't resemble the iliad characters very closely#if you wanna use the general greek mythology tag i guess that's fine? but the iliad is a discrete work that has a standard version#i don't think everything in that tag needs to be limited to fics that take place during the events of the poem or anything like that#but if you took nothing from the iliad except the things it shares with a modern adaptation....maybe don't tag it#fandom musings
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It is truly mind boggling. None of the people implementing these features are dogfooding, that seems clear. And they fired all their QA people... Also. They know how these ML models work, surely they be able to predict/guess that this would happen (well, maybe not the worms-> demons one. WTF)
googledocs you are getting awfully uppity for something that can’t differentiate between “its” and “it’s” correctly
#some combination of stupidity and apathy#a hallmark of modern times I sometimes think#oh and greed don't forget that#though TBH I don't know if/how greed plays into this specific one#I mean sure#maybe they are counting on there not being enough competition#to allow users to go elsewhere#especially when the few others are doing the same shit#but#wouldn't it be even cheaper to not change the checkers at all?#and the users would still be stuck#and TBH I'd think building/training an ML model and integrating it#would cost more than implementing a standard checker from scratch even#and again#you could just leave your existing one in place#and not do anything#just bump the version number anyway#or not even since mostly online and or subscription now
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Controversial take, commander is the worst format in magic the gathering.
#away from my usual reblogging shitposts#i started playing during original zendikar block#hasbro/WOTC has murdered standard and ruined modern#they only care about commander and tie in universe beyond sets#commander used to be fun#but now that its the default version of magic#and its so diffrent from other formats#it sucks#fuck four player formats
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you can tell some christians just use jesus as a stand in for the Ultimate Man They Wish They Could Be by drawing him with a lot of muscles, a fat powerful sword and killing his Enemies. like its all fanfic dsjhhjgsdhg did you even read anything he actually said, i’m p sure hes not coming down here like hes goku yall hjbdhvg
#this is the problem with yall christians. ya gotta make shit up to keep your god up to date w modern masculine standards.#meanwhile my god straight up cuts off the heads of his enemies and probably already falls into all those modern masculine standards#and instead of finding gods that fill that role you reject those other gods as satan and. just pretend jesus is the same.#theres a reasons vikings first impression of him was that he was a weak god.#idk its either your enemies are bad for being violent and using weapons and jesus doesnt#or both of them do and you're a huge hypocrite for thinking your gods sacrificing of humans is somehow more just and moral#than anyone else's gods.#ooo scary his gods cut off the heads of bad guys. satan much? but if jesus does it to 'non believers' its fine actually 🤪#do you hear yourself? how is your version of sacrifice any better?
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I'm asking you because I've seen people ask you similar questions before. Why are kobolds, as a fantasy creature, so nebulous?
Generally when people say orc, goblin, elf, dwarf, werewolf, vampire etc. a person can have a pretty solid idea of what traits that animal will have. I guess because they're usually copying that species from the same similar source works?
What happened to kobolds? I used to know them as a kind of german folklore creature, but then also as a short lizard person, and most recently there's been Dungeon Meshi, which gives the name kobold to anthropomorphic dogs.
Well, the trick is that none of these terms have a standard definition. In folklore, the words "elf", "dwarf", "gnome", "troll", "goblin", "pixie", etc. are used more or less interchangeably – all of these words might refer to the exact same folkloric critter, and conversely, the same word might be used to refer to several completely different folkloric critters, even within the same body of regional folklore, to say nothing of how their usage varies across different regions and over time.
Literally the only reason any of these terms have "standard" definitions in modern popular culture is because one specific piece of media got mega-popular and everybody copied it. For example, Tolkien is responsible not only for the popular media stereotypes of elves and dwarves: he's responsible for popularising the idea that "elf" and "dwarf" are separate kinds of creatures to begin with. Similarly, while Bram Stoker's Dracula isn't solely responsible for cementing the idea of what a vampire is in popular culture, it did standardise what vampire magic can do, and it helped cement the idea that a "vampire" and a "werewolf" are different beasties, which hasn't always been the case.
So the short answer is that there's just never been a mega-popular work about "kobolds" to provide a standard template for the type. Most modern depictions in Anglophone popular culture ultimately point back to the interpretation set forth by Dungeons & Dragons, but D&D itself has gone back and forth on the whether they're tiny dog-people or tiny lizard-people, with the tiny dog-person version being the earlier of the two, so even folks who are directly cribbing from D&D will vary on this point depending on which particular edition they're name-checking.
#media#tropes#folklore#popular culture#kobolds#gaming#tabletop roleplaying#tabletop rpgs#dungeons & dragons#d&d
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Hey yall im not dead!
COSMIX!!! I've officially redesigned all the transformations in the Winx Club TV series hell yeah
Lore and Design notes below
So Cosmix is a rather defunct transformation in the modern era. It used to be used heavily in the age of space exploration but since teleportation and hyper speed ships became common place, the Magix dimension prefers to use those. Essentially, in order to set up a teleportation center, the caster/s need to have been to both the origin point and the target point. Witches and Mages were the primary people responsible for setting up the teleportation system, but in order to achieve the spells requirements, they would require help from a Cosmix fairy. The primary function of Cosmix is the ability to fly through space with out detrimental effects. Cosmix fairies can take 1, maybe 2, people with them while they fly in a shooting star esc trail function. Cosmix is not great for fighting unless the foe is darkness/light based. Defense is strong against cold, pressure, and friction, but not most other kinds of damage.
Cosmix is also theorized to be the Magix Dimension's version of the elementix. So like Sirenix is the transformation that grants access to the Infinite ocean, Cosmix is the one that would grant access to the Magix Dimension if fairies were in the other realms. Because humans already belong to the Magix Dimension, and the transformation isn't required to earn Nymphix, it isn't considered a true Elementix. Some fairies (mostly Solarians) do experience biological changes when using the transformation, seen here in Stella, but it's not super common. The hair takes on the magic color and drifts into nebulous star dust and galaxy clusters. Solarians are located closest to Lumenia, a tightly clustered star formation, and frequent attract Lumens due to Solaria's binary star system. They have formed fast friendships with the Lumens and many Solarians carry a Lumen's Blessing (it's similar to the elemental companions' bonds in the elementix) in their bloodline which contributes to the biological changes when using Cosmix.
I'm still hammering out how seaosn 8 works plot wise but I'll add it to my show changes masterlist eventually.
Design! The initial concept was "man i wanna draw some chunky ass boots" and i kinda ran with the cyber punk look from there. I was also adamant that Cosmix is a pants transformation, both out of practicality and spite because they made everyone so hyper feminine in season 8. I referenced the actual cosmix designs and their "space travel" oufits for the general shapes for these, but obviously there aren't a ton of similarities since I went in such a different direction haha. Also my first time drawing Aisha with twists! I almost gave her a fro cus it would mimic an astronaut's helmet (and lowkey a nod to Garnet from steven universe) but i like how the twists came out haha
Cosmix includes! Hair up and out of the way, a mesh base layer with light veins and stars, a body suit or shorts and top, a padded armor torso piece with some tubing ports, so many buckles and straps, a clear plastic portion(usually part of the torso peice, sleeves, or around the waist/hips), wrist/arm guards, and chunky chunky boots. The wings are also larger than most transformations (rivaling Butterflix/Faunix) and trail more of the fairy's magic color than usual. Simple geometric designs are standard.
#winx#winx club#winx bloom#winx aisha#winx flora#winx stella#winx musa#winx tecna#cosmix#winx cosmix#winxems#these took ages i have been working on them for several months cus i was so burnt out from finishing school#oh lmao also i graduated i guess wooooo#winx fanart
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In the current epidemic of rich Western women who cannot “choose” to eat, we see the continuation of an older, poorer tradition of women’s relation to food. Modern Western female dieting descends from a long history. Women have always had to eat differently from men: less and worse. In Hellenistic Rome, reports classicist Sarah B. Pomeroy, boys were rationed sixteen measures of meal to twelve measures allotted to girls. In medieval France, according to historian John Boswell, women received two thirds of the grain allocated to men. Throughout history, when there is only so much to eat, women get little, or none: A common explanation among anthropologists for female infanticide is that food shortage provokes it. According to UN publications, where hunger goes, women meet it first: In Bangladesh and Botswana, female infants die more frequently than male, and girls are more often malnourished, because they are given smaller portions. In Turkey, India, Pakistan, North Africa, and the Middle East, men get the lion’s share of what food there is, regardless of women’s caloric needs. “It is not the caloric value of work which is represented in the patterns of food consumption” of men in relation to women in North Africa, “nor is it a question of physiological needs…. Rather these patterns tend to guarantee priority rights to the ‘important’ members of society, that is, adult men.” In Morocco, if women are guests, “they will swear they have eaten already” or that they are not hungry. “Small girls soon learn to offer their share to visitors, to refuse meat and deny hunger.” A North African woman described by anthropologist Vanessa Mahler assured her fellow diners that “she preferred bones to meat.” Men, however, Mahler reports, “are supposed to be exempt from facing scarcity which is shared out among women and children.”
“Third World countries provide examples of undernourished female and well-nourished male children, where what food there is goes to the boys of the family,” a UN report testifies. Two thirds of women in Asia, half of all women in Africa, and a sixth of Latin American women are anemic—through lack of food. Fifty percent more Nepali women than men go blind from lack of food. Cross-culturally, men receive hot meals, more protein, and the first helpings of a dish, while women eat the cooling leftovers, often having to use deceit and cunning to get enough to eat. “Moreover, what food they do receive is consistently less nutritious.”
This pattern is not restricted to the Third World: Most Western women alive today can recall versions of it at their mothers’ or grandmothers’ table: British miners’ wives eating the grease-soaked bread left over after their husbands had eaten the meat; Italian and Jewish wives taking the part of the bird no one else would want.
These patterns of behavior are standard in the affluent West today, perpetuated by the culture of female caloric self-deprivation. A generation ago, the justification for this traditional apportioning shifted: Women still went without, ate leftovers, hoarded food, used deceit to get it—but blamed themselves. Our mothers still exiled themselves from the family circle that was eating cake with silver cutlery off Wedgwood china, and we would come upon them in the kitchen, furtively devouring the remains. The traditional pattern was cloaked in modern shame, but otherwise changed little. Weight control became its rationale once natural inferiority went out of fashion.
— Naomi Wolf (1990) The Beauty Myth
#hunger#long post#naomi wolf#the beauty myth#radblr#radfem#radical feminism#radfem safe#radical feminist safe#!!!
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Myshunosun's Witching Hour Set 4t2 Conversion
A 4t2 conversion of Witching Hour set made by @myshunosun. Includes a functional cauldron, a functional spell book (1 slot), a deco spell book (1 slot), a cabinet (6 slots), a rug, 2 functional book piles, deco herbs and 3 deco potion bottles.
Cauldron comes in 4 versions:
Tvickiesims_Myshunosun_ClassicCauldron - standard version.
Tvickiesims_Myshunosun_ClassicCauldron_CustomPotions - incorporates @midgethetree's Better CC potions mod (you still need her mods).
Tvickiesims_Myshunosun_ClassicCauldron_CustomPotionsFasterReagents - incorporates Midge's Better CC potions mod (you still need her mods) and her edited version of CJ's Faster Reagents mod.
Tvickiesims_Myshunosun_ClassicCauldron_FasterReagents - incorporates CJ's Faster Reagents mod.
Spellbook Stand incorporates @lamare-sims material fix for spellbook.
All objects are quarter tile placeable.
To have nicer looking water inside the cauldron, I recommend this water replacement by @pforestsims.
Special thank you goes to @lottes-little-place who made a very cool modern witch set that inspired me to convert cauldrons and spell books as custom objects.
Compressed, clearly labelled, picture and collection file are included.
✨🪄🧙🏻♀️Download at SFS🧙🏻♀️🪄✨
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Mattresses & Frames Conversions [Pt. 3]
Here's my third set of converted mattresses and bed frames! The conversions are from the following packs: The Sims 4 (#4), The Sims 4: Snowy Escape (#1), The Sims 4: Cats & Dogs (#5), and The Sims 4: City Living (#6).
I also converted the mattress and bed frame from the SIMKEA Furnishings Stuff Pack (#3) and the bed frame from the Tiny Living Plus - CC Addon (#2) by @illogicalsims.
The bed frame and mattress from The Sims 4: Cats & Dogs are longer than the others to leave room up top for the pillows, but I've also included "standard" versions that can work with other mattress/frame combinations. And I edited the bed frames from The Sims 4: Snowy Escape and The Sims 4: City Living to convert them from singles to doubles.
The mattress in Preview #1 can be found here, the mattress in Preview #2 can be found here, and the mattress in Preview #6 can be found here.
Links to Mattresses & Frames Part 1 and Mattresses & Frames Part 2.
Comfort -> Beds
Monster Free Bed Frame [edit by twinsimming]: one channel | §500 |
Not So Murphy Bed Frame [by illogicalsims]: two channels | §600 |
Sömlös Double Bed Frame [by illogicalsims]: one channel | §3000 |
Sömlös Double Mattress [by illogicalsims]: four channels | §850 |
The Barnish Bed Frame: three channels | §400 |
The Barnish Mattress: four channels | §220 |
Modern Colonial Bed Frame: two channels | §1500 |
Modern Colonial Bed Frame Standard [edit by twinsimming]: two channels | §1500 |
Modern Colonial Mattress: four channels | §700 |
Modern Colonial Mattress Standard [edit by twinsimming]: four channels | §700 |
Modern Colonial Bed Pillow: two channels | §50 |
Space Blanket Bed Frame [edit by twinsimming]: two channels | §500 |
| All TS4 presets included and base game compatible |
Credit: meshes by EA, meshes by illogicalsims, The Sims 4, Sims4Studio, TSRW, Blender, Milkshape, Photoshop, and Gimp.
Download (SFS, package) | Mirror (MEGA, package)
If you like my work, please consider tipping me on Ko-fi.
Experiencing issues with my conversions? Inbox me. Enjoy! 💙
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OFMD is funny because Ed fancying Stede is treated as like the cool sexy guy fancying this foppish dork but
In reality
Ed is crushing on the male beauty standard of the time. It's like a modern day version of a criminal robbing a bank and finding an unconscious Chris Hemsworth
Stede has everything a man of his day and age wanted, like shapely legs, fluffy hair and cherubic features, aristocratic, so to Ed, it'd be like finding someone so beautiful he'd only seen statues and paintings of it LMAO
#our flag means death#ofmd#edward teach#stede bonnet#blackbonnet#gentlebeard#blackbeard#ofmd thoughts
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The Cast and Crew Don’t Deserve Your Hate
I know many of us feel hurt and betrayed by NATLA. I know this. I feel the same.
Please stop cursing Albert Kim and the production crew. The fact is, he inherited a huge mess that was already behind schedule. Studios nowadays want the fastest turn around possible and are willing to pour money into projects.
But not time.
I’ve said it before, but LOTR is the absolute gold standard for production. They took years of pre-production time to hand craft their costumes and props and wigs. They hired artisans to hand make tunics and chainmail by hand. They sourced and layered real human hair for their hair pieces. It was incredible.
GOT also attempted something similar though not nearly at the same scale.
That’s why both of these productions have such fantastic and realistic feeling costumes, wigs, and props.
Modern studios just want fast turn around. They’ll pour in money but they want it fast. That’s why the modern takes on LOTR and GOT (ROP and HOTD) look like mediocre cosplay by comparison. The stylists are doing their best, but there’s only so much you can do with so little time.
That’s exactly what’s happened here. You can tell in how awful all the wigs and beards look, even compared to the Shyamalan film of all things! It’s why you can see machine stitching and the fabrics aren’t thick enough to pass for animal pelts. It’s why Iroh’s beard looks like it’s going to fall off, and Yue’s hair looks like a Lego piece, and Azula’s bangs are visibly attached extensions of a completely different sort from the rest of the synthetic wig. It’s why Zuko’s scar looks like a birthmark and not a burn.
It’s why the bending, despite having impressive animation, doesn’t line up well with the actors’ movements and feels pasted on. Almost as if the artists and fight choreographers didn’t get to communicate and plan together.
It’s why the scripts are a poorly juggled mish mash of plots, with threads left to hang in the wind while others are so oversimplified that it feels like a playschool version of ATLA rather then the “adult” version it’s supposed to be.
And it’s why the the Chinese writing is grammatically a mess like they just ran it through Google translate.
I have nothing but respect for Albert Kim and the cast and crew that worked tirelessly to bring this disaster to life under these conditions.
I worry about the poor crew being put through some awful crunch time for this show…
Yes it’s bad. But it’s not only bad as a piece of media. It’s bad as an indicator of what studios prioritize now, and it’s neither audiences nor their own staff.
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