#Mines funny

[theblehthatbloos]

Idk, maybe you also wouldn't like cars if your family didn't use one growing up or, every time you get out of a car you knees are up to your belly button and you, like, show that you could make it as a hermit crab if times got really rough

[cutiemisu]

ryoko kui: bet

[thatrandomblogsays]

Low key want Aegon and larys and Helaena and Alicent to all run away to Essos purely so this can happen

[soupsluts]

Becoming obsessed with this nun that loves to post weird shit like this

[the-cunt-of-montecristo]

An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don't enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!

[tuffluff7]

Tamsyn Muir's synopsis of her novel, "Gideon the Ninth"

[himawaari]

✨🌹SENSHI🌹✨

[maxanor]

#the red sowing: a summary

[wizard-loving-wizard]

[aficionadoenthusiast]

[sleepis4theweak]

Apparently when my younger brother was just born my mom found him napping with his blanket fully covering him, and she pulled back the sheet (worried he couldn't breathe or something) to find him fully awake staring at her. It scared the shit out of her and she still talks about it to this day lmao

[moths-in-hats]

The Muppets as Goncharov (1973)

the only goncharov remake I want is a muppets version

[Image description: Gifs of the muppets with edited captions.

1 - Kermit, wearing a suit, says, "Yes, I am Goncharov."

2 - Several ticking clocks on a wall

3 - Miss Piggy and Kermit kiss, while Miss Piggy says, "Of course, we're in love; that's why I tried to shoot you."]

[owenhcrper]

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) IMDb Trivia

[monkesupreme]

Starving and wasting away etc etc

bonus:

Hes tall and huge and HEAVY and he is so overly active that he has to maintain an insanely high caloric intake to make sure his body doesnt collapse from the strain of everything. He will eat virtually anything but he is spoiled from the best takeout Gotham has to offer: 11$ shrimp and broccoli from the chinese food spot that closes at 4am- among other things.

[beif0ngs]

alright look, i just wanna know who is the writer that came up with the dumbass idea of replacing the line “Ever since I lost my son, I think of you as my own” with “Lu Ten would have been proud to have you as his father” in this scene for the Netflix live action series???

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Daemon: You should address me as My King

Simon Strong: