#Mike Zacharias funny

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Yo I did it! The B99 scene with Levihan and the vets

[titan-desuu]

Erwin and his new hairstyle

Fandom: Attack on Titan / Shingeki no Kyojin Figures: Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman, Mike Zacharias & Hange Zoe Warning: contains funny (?) elements, and harsh words Words: 611 words Note: its a translated version [if the translation s*cks I will delete it v_v] tags: Modern AU, oneshot

We know our beloved Erwin Smith: a dapper grown man who values minimalism, also in terms of his appearance: well-groomed and no big frills. But Erwin has a new idea, namely, to shave his hair short: he still remembers the conversation he had with his friends last week:

"I'm trying to convince Moblit to dye a strand of hair blue all the time!" Hange whines loudly.

"Leave the poor guy alone, the fact that he can sometimes last a whole day with you is really a special strength," Levi leans against the wall.

"About hair... I was going to shorten my hair a bit," Mike touches his hair and suddenly Hange and Levi are standing in front of Mike to stare at his hair.

"I don't think it's a bad idea, Mike.", Erwin finally comments on the hair issue.

"Mike, a perm would suit you!" Hange grins and rubs Mike's hair with their fingers, "Tell me Levi, when is it time for you to go to the hairdresser?"

Levi looks at Hange in complete amazement, especially because they almost fucked up Levi's hair:

"To be honest, I'm happy with my hairstyle, I once thought about cutting a buzz cut, but I prefer it more for people who could be more comfortable than me"

Erwin listens to the conversation between the three of them without interfering. Without announcing anything great, he walks out of the room, his friends looking after him questioningly.

Less than an hour passes until Erwin finds a barbershop nearby:

"What can I do for you, boss?" the barber asks.

"A buzz cut!" he shouts through the whole barbershop, causing others to look at him in amazement.

"All right, boss," the barber fetches the razor and an attachment so he can shave away Erwin's blond hair.

Bzz Bzz Bzz

After half an hour, the barber turns Erwin's chair to the mirror and shows him his hairstyle.

The new haircut not only highlights a new change on top of Erwin's head, but also makes his face look narrower and more angular. He turns his head to the left and then to the right, while he is surprised, among other things, that he has pronounced cheekbones.

"I like it, thank you!", Erwin gets up and pays the barber.

"Hange, please stop touching my hair!", Mike takes a step back as he tries to push Hange away, but to no avail.

"Mike, please! Just a strand of hair!"

"You four-eyed bastard, leave him alone!", Levi steps into Hanges buttocks and sits down on the desk chair. He remembers Erwin's absence and looks back at Mike and Hange:

"Guys, where's Erwin?", the two suddenly break away from each other and look around the room. Suddenly, the door opens and in front of them stands a young man with a buzz cut. Erwin starts laughing when he sees the expressions on the faces of the three of them:

"So bad?" he runs his hand through his short hair and smiles sheepishly. It takes almost a whole minute for anyone to comment on this:

"What have you done...", Levi looks a little pale and aghast.

"A-So I think it's great! Just unusual, isn't it, Mike?", Hange looks at Mike nervously.

"Mike, does it look bad?", Erwins seems a bit unsettled by the reactions of the two.

"You look much more attractive," Mike snorts his nose. Levi and Hange look at Mike wide-eyed.

"Is that so, Levi and Hange?"

Hange nods frantically and embarrassedly without saying a word, while Levi moves closer to Erwin to touch his head.

"Thank God you're not bald," Levi looks up at Erwin, "otherwise you'd leave the room crying."

Erwin smiles sheepishly.

[joliackermann]

Mike Zacharias Headcanons

Some cute headcanons bc why not🖤 These headcanons make me realise I may have a type😬 Keep in mind that these headcanons are my personal opinion and you don`t have to share them!

-Wears reading glasses and loves reading books in bed. He often stays up late because he does not want to stop when it gets interesting (haven´t we all been there?)

-Is often so quiet that people forget he is in the room, even though he is so tall that there is no chance to overlook him

-Demisexual and Panromantic

-But let´s be honest, he is a sex god; even if it´s rare that he has sex

-The fear of losing the person he loves most or dying himself and leaving this person he loves alone in this cruel world makes him afraid of loving. He would much rather not love at all than having love and losing it again

-Despite not talking a lot he is a well-worded man

-He does not like talking to strangers and is very akward in conversations with people he does not know well

-Erwin is his best friend and the only person he will tell everything

-The most loyal man you will ever meet in your entire life and probably the best friend you will ever have

-He is a chill guy and does not seek trouble with anyone; although he often got into trouble as a child for trying to help the weaker

-He will literally try to help anybody he meets he is such a nice guy

-Likes to dress up in funny constumes and have a good time with his friends

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Very Merry by ladymacbethsspot

Modern AU - Holiday. One shot. Mikenana. Other pairings. Firefighter Mike. Nanaba is left to solo host a hectic holiday gathering when Mike is called away on duty.

Funny and warm holiday fluff set in the Zacharias' home. Could be read as a Thanksgiving or Christmas story.

[axoxtxhxh]

For the prompts thing: Couch

And if I get to choose characters then I'd be interested in Erwin and Miche interacting?

Love your work btw!

Thank you so much! I need to start by saying oh my gosh. I can’t even explain how much fun I had writing this, anon. I almost peed my pants 🤣 I have the most childish humor, I swear 😅 I hope you enjoy these two dorks. Thank you for the request! ❤️

I’m still taking writing prompt requests. Click here to see some you can choose from :)

Erwin/Miche – Couch

“Tell me again why you ordered a couch and had it delivered to your old place?” Miche scratched his head and leaned on the doorframe of Erwin’s, now emptied, apartment.

“I assure you it wasn’t done on purpose.” Erwin explained. “I ordered it two months ago and they guaranteed it would arrive in six weeks.”

They both stared at the couch.

“Well, I guess let’s just get it out of here. You take that end,” Miche directed. They both bent down to their side of the couch and lifted. “Why did you need a new couch anyway. Didn’t you just buy the other one?”

“Yeah, the other one was great until you and Hange got that slime stain on it.” Erwin’s back hit the wall behind him. “Don’t push me backwards, I have nowhere to go.”

“The door is right next to you, we need to go that way.” Miche nudged his nose in the direction of the door.

“Back up a little, I need space to move there.” Miche backed up a little and they started carrying the couch through the door. They barely made it through when something stopped the couch from moving further. “Wait, don’t push. It’s stuck.”

“On what?” Miche tried to peek over the couch to see.

“I’m not sure.” Erwin followed the edge of the couch to see what was blocking it from moving. “It looks to be the legs.”

“Can we angle it to squeeze it through?” Miche called.

“I don’t think so. Let’s bring it back in.”

They moved the couch back in the couple feet they were able to carry it. Miche took a deep breath and looked at the couch, his hands on his hips.

“I suppose it was a bad idea to have them assemble it.” Erwin told, his hands also on his hips. Miche looked up at him, shocked.

“You had them put it together?” Miche’s eyes were wide in disbelief at what Erwin was saying.

“Yeah, just before you got here.” Erwin nodded.

“Why the fuck did you have them unwrap it and put it together when you knew we were going to move it?”

“I paid for the service.”

“Jesus, okay.” Miche rubbed his face and knelt down to look at the couch legs. “Well, we’re probably going to have to take the legs off to fit it through the doorway. Do you have tools?”

“At home.” Erwin crossed his arms fretfully, knowing they were in trouble.

“I’m assuming you mean your new house and not here.”

“That’s correct.” Miche dropped his head.

“Okay, I have some tools in my trunk.” Miche stood up. “Hang on, I’ll go grab them.”

Miche quickly ran down to his Jeep and grabbed his small bag of tools, going back up to the couch and bending down to figure out how to take off the legs. It took a good twenty minutes for them to get the legs off the couch and Erwin put them in the passenger seat of his car.

They moved back into position to get the couch through the doorway and lifted the couch up, inching it slowly through the doorway until Erwin was at the stairwell and Miche was nearly out of the apartment.

“Miche, can we switch?” Erwin asked, his foot on the first step of the staircase.

“What?” Miche leaned to look over the couch.

“I really don’t like the idea of walking down the stairs backwards.” Erwin explained. “Can we switch?”

“Why didn’t you say this earlier, Erwin!” Miche yelled. “Holy shit, I am actually going to throw this couch down the stairs.”

“Come on, you’re taller anyway.”

“I refuse to bring this thing back inside,” Miche grumbled, “You can climb over it.”

“Fine.” Erwin took off his shoes and tossed them in the apartment, stepping onto the couch with his socks and climbing down until he was next to Miche. Miche moved to step over the couch so he wouldn’t have to remove his shoes, but he couldn’t reach the ground without stepping on the couch.

“Damn it. I’m just going to roll myself.” He turned around and laid his back on the couch, trying to roll himself backwards to get to the end. He overestimated the distance and Erwin laughed as he watched Miche roll down the first two steps of the staircase. Miche caught himself, laughing along with Erwin. “Ready?”

Erwin nodded and they both grabbed their ends of the couch, lifting up and slowly moving down the stairs. With a sigh, Miche went to set the couch on the ground so they could figure out how to transport it.

“Wait! Don’t set this on the ground!” Erwin shouted. “It’s dirty.”

“You want me to just hold this thing?” Miche rolled his eyes. “How are you getting it to your new place?”

“I was going to tie it to the top of my car.”

“That seems like a terrible idea and that’s not even because your car is too small for that.” Miche laughed.

“Why won’t it work?” Erwin stared at Miche with his eyebrows drawn together.

“Do you have ropes to tie it?”

“No.”

“That’s why it won’t work.” Miche laughed, almost dropping the couch. “Let’s move it to my Jeep.”

They walked the couch across the parking lot to Miche’s Jeep and he opened the trunk and Erwin squeezed his side of the couch into the trunk and moved to Miche’s side to help him push. They pushed forward until the couch hit the seats.

“Damn, it’s too big.” Miche tried to look over the couch to see how they could make it work.

“Why is it too big? It’s nearly in.” Erwin pointed out.

“Nearly in? Half the couch is sticking out.”

“It’s not too bad.”

“You want me to drive down the highway with this thing hanging out of my ass?”

“What if we tie it?”

“You don’t have ropes! Stop suggesting that!” Miche held the couch, trying to think. “You know what? I think I have some ratchet straps under my back seat. Go check.”

Erwin went to the side door and came back with them.

“Come here and hold the couch.” Miche instructed. “Maybe if I put my seats in the back down, we can push it in further.”

They put the back seats down and were able to push the couch in a bit more and the rest was held with the ratchet straps to make sure the couch didn’t fly out the back while he was driving.

“Okay, let’s hurry up and go before traffic gets bad.” Miche climbed in his Jeep and Erwin followed behind him.

They reached Erwin’s house and started the whole process of moving it in through the doorway again. It was much easier than moving it out as the legs were already off and Erwin’s new place was a house and had a lot more space.

“Do you want me to go backwards up the stairs?” Miche asked before they started.

“Please.”

They slowly pulled the couch inside and set it back up. Legs were put on quickly and they both took a deep and satisfying breath as they looked at their work.

“It really is a nice couch though.” Miche patted Erwin’s back. “Do you have any beer?”

“Thanks. Yeah, there’s some in the fridge.” Miche went to the kitchen and came back with two, one for Erwin and one for him.

“Well I know I am going to enjoy this.” Miche smiled as he slowly sat down on the couch. “This is really—ah!”

Miche’s body was forced to bend forward as the couch folded in half and squeezed him between the back cushion and seat cushion. Miche slowly looked up at Erwin with the most intense expression of mistrust.

“The whole time, this thing was able to fold?”

“Ah right.” Erwin covered his mouth with his hand as he laughed at Miche’s scrunched up body. “I forgot it did that.”

“What the fuck, dude?”

[dominik528]

Has this been done already? 😅

[craziestxabnormal]

[fallenrazziel]

Erwin : (swimming) Come on, come with us, it's not so difficult, you know !

Levi : I don't want to drown myself !

Mike : (swimming) So that's it ! Swimming, that can be learned.

Levi : I don't want !

Erwin : This is part of soldiers basic skills !

Levi : You had to worry about it before kidnapping me !

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I made another meme. It's been a while

[nerdynuala]

So I stumbled upon the "Wake me up" incorrect quote and couldn't help it, I just saw their faces in my mind.

[my-fav-snk]

Hange looks like they're trying to cheer Eren up and Mike looks like he is disgusted by my procrastination

[leviloveslemonpledge]

How Would the Vets React to Someone Putting a Whoopie Cussion on Their Chair?

Hanji

Mike

Erwin

Levi

[cocobird09]

Zeke's was my fav, very cute❤❤❤❤

Playfighting with their S/O

I re-wrote this because the last playfight chapter was shit.

And I’m busy wondering whether I should write a Levi fanfic, a dilf Jean fanfic or a knight Erwin fic… and lowkey I feel like I should quit my Reiner fic

Thank you for the support even though I don’t write often! I do write oneshots so if you want a scenario with a character just comment it here- or anywhere lol

Warning! Sexually suggestive

Levi:

-finds it annoying at first, trying to fight back the urge to pounce on you and giggle with you like a shy school boy. After you resort to tickling his sides he gives up and spins around to grab your hands, tumbling on the bed and wrestling with you. He doesn’t need any strength to keep you down, you’re too busy laughing under him

While wrestling with you made him feel 20 years younger, he had work to complete, so with you held down, he leans down to peck your forehead and leave back to his desk.

Eren:

-Challenging him to a fight isn’t the smartest idea, rather than a joke, he saw it as a challenge. Since Eren doesn’t see you as a girlfriend/wife he sees you more as… an equal so he is never gentle with you under the assumption you are just as strong as he is.

Immediatily when you initiate the fight, he knocks into you and strangles you weakly but you manage to spring up and roll him onto his back, struggling to lock his palms over his head.

Somehow this excites him so much that he used all his strength. Now you’re under him with teary eyes and a twisted arm.

“Holy fuck, I-I’m sorry! Are you okay?! Here let me help you lie down!”

Eren made it up to you by being your slave for the rest of the day, wincing anytime he heard you moan about the pain.

Bertholdt:

Bertholdt has the type of laugh that makes you so happy to hear, like it’s not loud but it’s hearty and you can tell he’s having fun and that’s exactly how he laughs when you wrestle him.

Being as tall as he is, he went easy on you, allowing himself to tumble around with you like two cubs until suddenly you pin him down, smirking above him.

He’s probably turned on☠ submissive boi- AND HE DOESN’T EVEN TRY FIGHTING, HE ENCOURAGES IT BY SECRETLY USING HIS OWN STRENGTH TO THROW HIMSELF AROUND (to make you think you’re stronger than him)

From that angle he’s getting butterflies, if men had coochies, his would have a pulse anytime you did that😭😭

Reiner:

King of manhandling your S/O, it’s so funny, he loves showing his strength off but he keeps having intrusive thoughts like ‘holy fuck I could kill her right now if I go too hard.’

Here he is, hovering over you with one palm pinning both of yours above your head. (Size kink triggered?) Again, he’s enjoying it, watching you wriggle and struggle to break free from him

While I did say he manhandles you, I forgot to mention he does it on a soft surface so that you don’t get hurt. He’s trying very hard to be gentle.

Scooping you up without warning and then effortlessly chucking you on the bed, throwing you into different positions everytime you break free, honestly he’s just so fucking suggestive☠

-the only thing that hurts after a playfight with him is your ego.

Jean:

-Isn’t bothered at times but when he’s in the mood he can have a lot of fun play fighting with you. Like the amount of times you’ve both fallen in weird and absurd positions makes him laugh so hard, he even takes photos sometimes.

“I won’t let you win.” He says as your close to grabbing his shoulders and pushing him down. In the end, it’ll either end in a tie or him exhaustedly flopping back on top of you with a tummy-aching giggle.

Armin:

He doesn’t playfight, he just tackles you and tickles you when you say something to make him flustered

Erwin:

-He reminds me of an affectionate cat. It’s amazing at how gentle he is even when he’s trying to wrestle you, you can break free anytime but you can’t? Does it make sense

With the soft way he’s clasping onto your wrist, you’d think you can eadily yank it away but you can’t, it’s super confusing and makes you panic because now he’s tickling you just so that you weaken completely.

Playfights with him never end up with a winner or loser, it ends up with you both kithing 😙😙😙

Zeke:

He seemed a bit down, just reading a book with his glasses hanging lowly on his nose. You pouted at both the lack of attention and how bored he seemed by the book. But then again, Zeke wasn’t very expressive.

You gently drummed at his juicy thigh, waiting for a reaction but he only eyed you for a few seconds, as if warning you to stop. Despite his seriousness, you were taking it as a hint to continue, springing up to your knees and lowering his book and replacing it with your cute face.

“Oh no, the monster has lost entertainment, now she has come to me.” He jokingly faked a scared expression, “Away, you freak.” His finger pressed against your nose, pushing your face away.

“Zeke!” You whined, grabbing his book and chucking it on the floor. He looked at the book and back at you in astonishment, mouth gaping as if he couldn’t believe you commited such an act. You had totally offended him.

“You’re lucky I know what page I was on, you brat!” He tackled you on your back, “I do nothing but spoil you and this is how you repay me? Hm?”

However you could not respond, how could you when his fingers wriggled into your flesh, forcing a victorious giggle booming from your throat, hands fumbling to catch his own.

“Stop!” You said in between frantic breaths.

“Will you promise to behave yourself?”

“…no.”

“THEN SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!”

“AHHHHHH!”

It’s always more playful than it is hurtful, as stupid as Zeke is, he has never hurt you during a play/fight.

Porco:

Man he’s just trying to solve a math theory that his friends challenged him and Reiner to do and he does not- WILL NOT allow Reiner to get it before him. Infact, he went home straight after they gave him the theory, determined to beat the blonde man that -unbeknownst to him- did not care or even try.

Yet two hours into it, he still could not understand. When you walked in on him, his hair was disheveled, falling to his brows. He fisted a handful of his hair, too frustrated to notice you walk in the room.

“Pock?” You called. But he couldn’t hear you, not through the stress. Having the thought of Reiner solving this before him messed with the wires in his brain. What’s worse is that Reiner could figure this out any second he wanted to and Porco was nowhere near close!

Before his mind could feed more into his paranoia, he felt a pair of legs at each of his side. His gaze snapped up to meet yours, finding you straddling his lap. “You look like you got into a cat fight.”

Your teasing did not help, the only useful thing it did is slightly distract him. “Not now squeak, I have a whole math equation to fucking solve.” He huffed, voice so husky he sounded like a villain plotting another evil plan.

“Oh come on! This isn’t about the competition between you and Reiner is it?”

His olive green eyes burnt into yours, admitting that it indeed was about that issue, without words.

You rolled your eyes. “Really? Reiner thought it was a fricking joke, he’s all the way in the arcade with Gabi and her friends. Not studying like he’s some sort of evil proffessor.”

“You’re patronising me babe. Quit it.”

“I’m not. But I’m bored and hungry so can we go eat something?”

“You can eat without me”-

“No! Now get up!” He exhaled in frustration all over again as your climbed off his lap and pulled his collar, causing him to stumble after you into the kitchen.

“Stop.” He grumbled, but it only encouraged you to turn around and snatch his collar with both palms. “Or what?”

“I swear you make me mad just for your entertainment.” He looked down at you, failing to intimidate him due to the little smile lighting up your eyes. “Come on, what will you do if I don’t stop? Hm?”

“You know what?” He said, making you excited. “I won’t do anything because I know you’re getting off from this.” He walked past you and grabbed an apple, leaving you dumbfounded.

He decided to fuck the math equation and sit at the couch, not bothering to change the channels. You had left it on a penguin documentary and it was stuck in the explanation of how they mate, constant videos of them dogging each other.

Porco crinkled his nose in disgust and set the apple away, not having an apetite anymore.

“What’s this?” By the time he turned to face you it was too late as you crawled on top of him. “Penguin porn? I didn’t know you were that weird Pock.”

With him leaning back underneath you he raised a brow. “I feel like you’re horny.”

“Whaaat? Me? That’s crazy, nah I just want you to pay more attention to me instead of a penguin dogging a sledge of ice.”

“I swear you’re so annoying.”

“But you love it. Besides, I hate seeing you frustrated all the time, can’t you let loose once in a while?” You complained, sitting on his thighs and sighing, “I bet you think about Reiner more than you think of me.”

He sprung up, frowning. “Of course not!”

“Show me then, you’re always making that stupid 'thinking-of-reiner face where you look like you need to badly take a dump.”

Hange:

-She bites.

-Not just your neck, she bites your shoulder, your arm.

-

you assume she’s going insane since she has you pinned against the bed and whispering about how she’d never hurt you

-ಠ_ಠ

Pieck:

When the TV show ended, you stretched, your muscles aching after cuddling Pieck for an hour and a half.  "Y/n?“ She looked heartbroken that you’d let go of her. Her head was resting on your chest but now it had fallen on your lap.

"Aren’t you tired of laying down Piecky? Come on lets do something active before we sleep.”

Now she was offended. Something active? She’d much rather have a nap after staring at the bright TV screen for an entire hour. “Nooo.” She held onto your arm before you could get up.

“Not this again, Pieck, I swear sometimes I think you’re secretly a panda.”

“I don’t wanna get up- hey! Stay!” She forced you down, the blankie slipping off of her as she pinned you down. “Stop.” You laughed at her, “I know what you’re going to do, that won’t work.”

“That’s what you always say~ but you never fight back on purpose.”

“Okay… maybe I like it… but that doesn’t mean I’ll nap with you!”

“Mm.” She leaned down to kiss your neck, feeling you twitch under her hold only encouraged her to suck. “Pieck.” You barely supressed any noises, holding back the urge to tangle your fingers in her hair. She kissed the spot and grinned up at you playfully, “Look at you getting all shy for something so small, do I make you flustered?”

“I… quit teasing me.”

“It won’t be plain teasing if you stay.” She chirped, somehow it made you agree to stay put, letting her go down on you.

Mikasa

-she doesn’t have an interest in playfighting you unless it’s gentle playful pushing.

-like she puts you into a loving choke hold and leaves kisses all over your face

-doesn’t let go unless you kiss her back

Mike:

-Please he’s having so much fun, you can hear him laughing from under you as you try twisting his arm behind his back and before you know it your legs are hanging off the wall and he’s grinning at you

-Please he doesn’t even try to scare you he just leans in to rub his nose against yours

Sasha:

-she’s winning no matter the situation, she throws herself on you and you’re both tumbling around in your room like two lion cubs

, Sasha plays dirty, she grabs at your pants and pinches your love handles, even bites just to make sure she’s winning.

After you seperate your bodies from each other she gives your ass cheek a hard slap.

Annie:

-she doesn’t play fight because there’s a huge chance she may hurt you

-instead she watches as you try to take her down with a restrained grin, she eventually purses her lips and bursts out laughing at your dumb attempts

Kenny:

-He knows when enough is enough but you sure don't💀

-You’re jumping on his back trying to headlock him but his neck won’t budge and he’s like “Hey kid stop with the crap before I show you a real fight.” But in a playful tone.

-Because you’re brave, you don’t stop and it ends up with him flipping you over his back and almost against the floor, you

launched into his arms and his arms are squeezing your waist so that you’re right against him and he whispers in your ear. “What did I tell ya?”

[axoxtxhxh]

Stars for the drabble/headcanon 😊

First of all, thank you so much for this ask! I really had so much fun with this one 😆 I appreciate you leaving the character choice up to me because it gave me the chance to use all four of my favorites :) I hope you like it! ❤️

Vets - Stars

“We’ve been over this a million times!” Hange complained.

“Hanj, it’s confusing. Can’t you make an easier way of remembering?” Miche flipped through the packet of pages Hange passed out at the beginning of the meeting.

“It’s already an easy to use acronym.” Hange moved back to the board and pointed at the big ‘S’ written while Erwin rubbed his forehead. “S. What is ‘S’?”

Hange stood at the front and waited for one of the guys to raise their hands and answer. There really wasn’t much to this. It wasn’t a complicated concept, they even made an easy to remember acronym for them to follow, STARS. This most definitely wasn’t as difficult as when they had to learn Erwin’s Long-Distance Enemy Scouting Formation. Why couldn’t they get this?

“Levi.” Hange pointed. “What is ‘S’?”

“Subjugate.” He spoke matter-of-factly.

“No, no. The first ‘S’.” Hange corrected, moving to the board again to point at the first ‘S’ written.

“I don’t need anything other than subjugate.” He narrowed his eyes.

“This is a team formation! Erwin, please.” Hange turned to their commander. “Help me out here.”

“The first ‘S’ is swing, correct?” He frantically flipped through the pages in front of him.

“Nah dude,” Miche interrupted, “I think the second ‘S’ is swing. After we run.”

“Miche, I literally just said the second ‘S’ was subjugate. But great job on remembering ‘R’!” Hange clapped for him. “I will accept swing. Though the correct word is swoop.”

Hange turned back to the board and wrote ‘swoop’ under the first ‘S’. They took a deep breath and turned around.

“Anyone want to try for ‘T’? After we swoop, we…?” Hange waited for an answer. While Erwin continued looking for the answers in his packet, Levi took a sip from his tea. Hange turned to Miche to give him a hint. Moving their first finger in a spinning motion and mouthing ‘turn’ to him. He watched Hange closely to try and get it.

“Spin?”

“It’s a ‘T’ Miche.” Hange rubbed their temples. “It’s STARS, not SSARS.”

“I’m sorry, Hanj. I told you it was confusing for me.”

“I know. I know. Okay, let’s try this again.” Hange put the marker down and faced the group.

“Why do we need this method again?” Levi asked. “We already know how to kill titans.”

“This method has been tested and proven to increase support within a team when it comes to titan kills. We need to focus more on team kills and less on individual kills.” Hange explained. “My hope is to eventually use this method to capture a titan safely without any risks or fatalities.”

“Turn!” Erwin shouted and Hange’s eyes widened with excitement.

“That’s right!” Hange turned to the board and wrote turn under the ‘T’. “Swoop! Turn! What’s next?”

“Announce!” Erwin added. And Hange narrowed their eyes.

“Are you just reading from the packet I gave you?” Their voice became low and threatening. Erwin swallowed hard.

“No.” He closed the packet slowly.

“Alright!” Hange turned to the board and wrote announce under the ‘A’. “Swoop! Turn! Announce! What’s ‘R’? Miche!”

Miche jumped back in his chair, looking around the room nervously.

“Why are you picking on me?” He put his hand on his chest.

“Because you guessed it earlier, you idiot.” Levi stared at him.

“Ah, right! Thanks, little man.” Miche let out a sigh of relief and leaned forward, pretending to speak into a microphone. “The correct answer is ‘what is run?’”

“Great job!” Hange turned to the board again, writing run under ‘R’. “And finally, the last one, Levi?”

“Subjugate.”

“Correct!” Hange didn’t even turn around from the board. They wrote subjugate under the last ‘S’ and turned to face the men. “Swoop! Turn! Announce! Run! Subjugate! Great job guys! I really think we’re getting it.”

Hange looked at them and Miche and Erwin high fived. Hange knew that with a bit more practice, they would be able to use this technique in their sleep. They grabbed the eraser and erased the words under the letters.

“Again!” Hange leaned over the table, resting their hands on the edge and everyone groaned.

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