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[collophora]

The fic "gravity well" by @kyluxtrashcompactor lives in my head rent free for the next four years I think.

In Order: Chapter 3, Chapter 11, 15, and 23

(Go read it)

[zuzu-draws]

[The Cursed, Unwanted Child: Ostracised by the Village]

[gojoest]

text message from satoru that reads “i’m so sweaty, baby” + a photo attached and it’s just his cock leaking precum

[habibisagi]

he's got such Dad posture like . he waits outside of ur appointments like this

[soulstagger]

"I'll hire some more maids, Helia's a lil slacker when it comes to anything not originally part of our deal."

[rosemary-is-in-pesterquest]

it’s happening

[g1ngerbeer]

having art regrets some 300+ notes later is the worst fucking feeling

[titan-desuu]

Erwin and his new hairstyle

Fandom: Attack on Titan / Shingeki no Kyojin Figures: Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman, Mike Zacharias & Hange Zoe Warning: contains funny (?) elements, and harsh words Words: 611 words Note: its a translated version [if the translation s*cks I will delete it v_v] tags: Modern AU, oneshot

We know our beloved Erwin Smith: a dapper grown man who values minimalism, also in terms of his appearance: well-groomed and no big frills. But Erwin has a new idea, namely, to shave his hair short: he still remembers the conversation he had with his friends last week:

"I'm trying to convince Moblit to dye a strand of hair blue all the time!" Hange whines loudly.

"Leave the poor guy alone, the fact that he can sometimes last a whole day with you is really a special strength," Levi leans against the wall.

"About hair... I was going to shorten my hair a bit," Mike touches his hair and suddenly Hange and Levi are standing in front of Mike to stare at his hair.

"I don't think it's a bad idea, Mike.", Erwin finally comments on the hair issue.

"Mike, a perm would suit you!" Hange grins and rubs Mike's hair with their fingers, "Tell me Levi, when is it time for you to go to the hairdresser?"

Levi looks at Hange in complete amazement, especially because they almost fucked up Levi's hair:

"To be honest, I'm happy with my hairstyle, I once thought about cutting a buzz cut, but I prefer it more for people who could be more comfortable than me"

Erwin listens to the conversation between the three of them without interfering. Without announcing anything great, he walks out of the room, his friends looking after him questioningly.

Less than an hour passes until Erwin finds a barbershop nearby:

"What can I do for you, boss?" the barber asks.

"A buzz cut!" he shouts through the whole barbershop, causing others to look at him in amazement.

"All right, boss," the barber fetches the razor and an attachment so he can shave away Erwin's blond hair.

Bzz Bzz Bzz

After half an hour, the barber turns Erwin's chair to the mirror and shows him his hairstyle.

The new haircut not only highlights a new change on top of Erwin's head, but also makes his face look narrower and more angular. He turns his head to the left and then to the right, while he is surprised, among other things, that he has pronounced cheekbones.

"I like it, thank you!", Erwin gets up and pays the barber.

"Hange, please stop touching my hair!", Mike takes a step back as he tries to push Hange away, but to no avail.

"Mike, please! Just a strand of hair!"

"You four-eyed bastard, leave him alone!", Levi steps into Hanges buttocks and sits down on the desk chair. He remembers Erwin's absence and looks back at Mike and Hange:

"Guys, where's Erwin?", the two suddenly break away from each other and look around the room. Suddenly, the door opens and in front of them stands a young man with a buzz cut. Erwin starts laughing when he sees the expressions on the faces of the three of them:

"So bad?" he runs his hand through his short hair and smiles sheepishly. It takes almost a whole minute for anyone to comment on this:

"What have you done...", Levi looks a little pale and aghast.

"A-So I think it's great! Just unusual, isn't it, Mike?", Hange looks at Mike nervously.

"Mike, does it look bad?", Erwins seems a bit unsettled by the reactions of the two.

"You look much more attractive," Mike snorts his nose. Levi and Hange look at Mike wide-eyed.

"Is that so, Levi and Hange?"

Hange nods frantically and embarrassedly without saying a word, while Levi moves closer to Erwin to touch his head.

"Thank God you're not bald," Levi looks up at Erwin, "otherwise you'd leave the room crying."

Erwin smiles sheepishly.

[ishgard]

agughghgghg love being tits deep in posing when a visual migraine hits (i do not)

[gojoest]

idk why bout thinking about Gojo saying "Behave." to me makes me go 🤸‍♀️

uh oh, yeah…but it’s not an order—a tease maybe, even a plead, but never an order. sometimes it’s him subtly asking you to let him in. might be bc you’re squeezing too hard around him and he can neither push in further nor pull out to ram it back in properly….so his palm gently hugs the side of your face, rubbing softly against your cheek as he hovers over you, cock only halfway in—you can tell, by the way his balls tickle your ass.

“behave, pretty”, he whispers audibly. “if you keep clenching like that—“

*kiss*

“…i can’t go all the way in”

*kiss*

“so—“

*kiss*

“show me—“

*kiss*

“…that you are my good girl”

[habibisagi]

when isagi's eyes are like this..... when he's evil kitty.............

[soulstagger]

Remember, Flavia is for bullying.

[soulflatter]

All I'm doing is writing some replies, and already assigned Cock-o.

[irhabiya]

Wait?! You’re Egyptian? I thought you were doing a whole yugioh gimmick blog thing, and Egyptians went extinct like 2500 years ago.

لعنة الفرعون عليك

[fandom-blahs]

To the smart ass comments of “today’s audiences are too ADHD zoomer tiktok brained you just want fights”

Ok and?

This is a show about a devastating civil war. I expected political intrigue and unfortunately it’s mostly a snooze fest. I expected fights, battles, and a war and there hasn’t been much.

God knows none of us are watching for the riveting character dynamics or relationships

Bestie what are YOU watching HOTD for

[bisolationist]

not going to lie. i am. miserable. ;[