#Mike Barker

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Good morning USA, i got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day with American Dad! Greatest Hits album by Walt Disney Records.

Streaming TOMORROW on Spotify,Deezer,YouTube Music,Amazon Music,TIDAL,Pandora,Apple Music & iTunes

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After slowly chipping away at this for a while, I'm finally done drawing the cast of The Magnus Archives!

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Best Laid Plans (1999)

Directed by Mike Barker

Cinematography by Ben Seresin

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Mike Mignola

[simonfairchildirl]

ykw fuck it. shitpost.

how tma characters would react to being called the f-slur

asks them to speak up and say it louder

jon / simon / agnes / jordan / annabelle

laughs

sasha / helen / trevor / mike

ignores it

basira / jane / michael / oliver / peter

says it back

elias / daisy / rayner / jared / manuela

says it back but much louder, the way god intended

tim / gerry / jude / amherst

goes on a spiel about how awful it is to say that

martin / natalie / eric / nikola

shouts "KILL YOURSELF"

melanie / mary / julia / callum

[transistoradio]

Illustration by Mike Mignola published in Clive Barker’s Hellraiser #2 (1989).

[tma-ifyoucantbeatem-ask]

What's everyone's favorite flavor of ice cream, if they like it?

[rkart221]

TMA Characters as cats

Because I like cats a lot and I wanna preach about under appreciated breeds

Jon: Lykoi

Martin: Scottish Fold

Elias: Burmese cat

Peter: Selkirk Rex

Tim: Somali cat

Sasha: Abyssinian cat

Melanie: Devon Rex

Georgie: Birman

Gertrude: Persian

Gerry: Oriental shorthair

Michael: Oriental Shorthair

Helen: Siberian Cat

Mike Crew: LaPerm

Daisy: Belgian Shepherd

Basira: Tonkinese

[curtvilescomic]

Clive Barker's Nightbreed by Mike Mignola

[johnny-dynamo]

"HELLRAISER" by Mike W. Richards

[yoki-loves-stars]

sorry for russian jumpscare

maybe you can't read what they're saying but you sure can tell who's my favourite (i had to redraw several characters because they seemed too out of place compared to Martin)

[idiotic-anon]

I JUST RANTED TO MY DM ABOUT TMA AND THEY WERE TAKING NOTES AND THIS IS WHAT THEY WROTE-

Jonathan sims. Protag, promoted to head archivist of magnus institute by douche, called Gerald, gerry, british, ew. Doesn't like being peeled by banana. Hates spider books, told book writer to fuck himself. Attacked by evil book when he was 8. (?) Teenager came over and got fucking obliterated. saved by lesbian powers of friendship. fucking idiot femboy. Given a life or death deal by other femboy. runs from the police, based. Blah blah bible jesus magic.

(VERY, Very tumblr)

Gertrude was weird as fuck, Stopped ritals. (lame) Dead.

martin, not dead, Tumblr man. Pussy

Gay secretary, dead and shipped. bi, but also freddy mercury. Brother got peeled like a fucking banana. named Timmy

saucy sasha, lead to death by very sexy wasp lady, and killed by not sasha. also a (possibly) lesbian.

Melanie, QUEER, gets with johns ex. some Lesbians hate the gays in this world

Basira, Also gay, cop. Gay for other cop

Daisy, Cop, Stop resisting, probably seduced by gay secretary

Gerald, Woobie, weird name. not existing, lonely as fuck, super cancer victim, killed by book. (lol) Doen't understand colors. Likes analogies, bad at doing them. (anon is a simp)

Micheal, made anon make funny noise, gertrude sacrificed to spriral, followed map to yellow door to random sukuna heart and did a fusion dance dead as fuck.

Helan, Kinky

Nikola, Ringmaster, Made of some non meat material, steals peoples skin, (based). Tried to steal jons skin, ~moist~

Jurgen, kinky

Mike, Struck by lightning, didn't even get superpowers. Chased by lightning man for spiral. Likes ex al'teora. just like me frfr. George floyd lady beats the shit out of him.

Jared, Likes bones. Steals bones. https://youtu.be/IyhJ69mD7xI. Stolen by kinky lady. late game character,

3 gay old people, Douche, Simon, Peter.

Simon, gay, GAY, old.

Peter, Lonely. Devil may care, Wants to seduce martin,

Oliver, a twink. I can fix him, psychic, dead boyfriend. End.

georgie, Jons ex, Tumblr, "Thou shall know no fear.", Dating melanie. also QUEER.

Supernatural fear entities? arbitrary, that are actually one thing, not at all like colors, no idea what they're talking about

Eye= fear of being watched, tzeentch

vast= fear of falling, and inconsequence

web=spiders, lack of control.

Dark=Dark

Choking= No air, (kinky)

Spiral= Fractal paterns. Crazy

Stranger=uncanny

Hunt=Fear of being prey, carnal fears.

Desolation=fear of loss, arson,

Slodder=Fear of violence

Corruption=Flies, corruptions

(wasp lady, SMASH)

End=Death

Flesh=Being eaten, beetlejuice

Lonely= being alone

AVATARS ARE A THING?

avatars are just buddhist ghosts

Jon is ghost?

Jon is a ghostbuster, but also an exorcist. and bi/ace also a ho.

Douche is back, Secretly a member of eye cult for and a founder of not scp foundation, old as fuck, used eyes like doctor bright, killed gertrude. DOUCHE COMING IN WITH THE METAL CHAIR, beats the shit out of book man.

John was marked by every entity and released not tzeentch onto the world. All entities are gay for eachother, tricks john like a dumbass to do a ritual

Books are evil, lighteners? more than one Necronomicon. Dumbass bookkeeper. Pandoras book.

There are seasons? 5

Flesh book

Spooder book

Ex al'teiora

Bone turners tale. Steals your bones. (based)

JJK

-coffin, ate jons ribs.

-Yellow door

soul anchors, can sell bones.

-Notes

worse ship names than vivziepop fandoms.

femboy on femboy crime

Seriously, what the fuck are these ship names. Back in my day they were normal god damnit.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: More Usher

Mike Flanagan: so the important thing about the Usher family Flanagan: is that they are all huge perverts Poe: oh yes yes absolutely Poe: see, this guy gets it! Barker: do the Usher twins fuck Poe: of course- Flanagan: of course not! Poe:

Poe: wait wait wait Poe: mike, are you serious? Poe: of course roderick and madeleine usher fuck! Flanagan: i don't remember that Poe: the insinuation is right there in the story! Barker: ah Barker: the insinuation Barker: see, that right there, edgar Barker: that is your problem

Barker: that's why i never insinuate Barker: in my stories, if someone fucks Barker: you're gonna know Poe: i'm not splatterpunk like you, clive! Poe: i write gothic subtlety! Barker: phhhtt "subtlety" Barker: that's for losers!

Poe: come on, i think i made it pretty clear Flanagan: i really did not get that out of the story Poe: didn't you see how broken up roderick was about madeleine's death? Flanagan: i thought they were just really good platonic siblings

Poe: this sucks Poe: nobody appreciates my work! Poe: [sulking] future archeologists are probably gonna dig up the usher twins and be all "wow, look at these two really close platonic siblings"

Poe: you gotta have the incest! Poe: that's why the house fell! Flanagan: i thought you said the house fell because of faulty construction Poe: no not the literal house falling Flanagan: oh NOW we're talking metaphorically! Flanagan: I just can't win!

Flanagan: come on Flanagan: you all can't tell me that you WANTED more incest in this story! Poe: Barker: King: Koontz: Lovecraft: VC Andrews: i wanted more incest in this story

Flanagan: ok i'm sorry about forgetting the incest Flanagan: but there's plenty of other terrible perversions in my adaptation! Flanagan: like this one usher, she has a threesome Flanagan: and another is a cuckold fetishist Barker: oh mike haha Barker: oh mike you are like a little baby to me

[tomoleary]

Mike Mignola “Robot” Clive Barker's Nightbreed (undated)

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[spiralling-voids]

Okay so Magnus Archives is a fantastic podcast and the writing is great but consider: everyone is queer as hell and also alive and happy and nothing bad happens ever