#Mens Shampoo and Conditioner

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[celaenaeiln]

At the dining table for breakfast

Jason: Heh.

Jason: Hahahaha.

Jason: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bruce: *raising the newspaper up higher*

Alfred: *placidly pouring coffee into Bruce’s mug* Did something interesting happen, Master Jason?

Jason: Alfred, I am about to have the perfect surprise for that bony a-Tim. The perfect surprise for Tim.

Alfred: *putting away the bar of soap he pulled out of nowhere* Is that so? Please do be careful not to make a mess here. The waxing was just done in the dining room.

Jason: No problem, in fact-

Tim: *entering sluggishly*

Jason: In fact…in…fact…Megamind, what are you doing here?

Tim: ……..hm?

Jason: What are you doing here?

Tim: eating??

Jason: You-why are you coming from the right side bathroom-weren’t you going to use the upstairs one on the left?

Tim: oh. Dick was already in it so I decided to use the other one.

Jason: what.

Tim: what.

Jason: No. Hahahahaha. You’re joking…nononono-god, Tim, WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID?

Tim: ????????

Jason: You-

Dick’s voice thundering from a floor away: JASON!!!!

Jason: *staring blankly then running forward and smacking Tim on the head* It’s all your fault!

Tim who hasn’t slept or had coffee or know why something he doesn’t know about is his fault: ???? WHAT DID I DO?!

Jason: *running past and leaping out the window* See you later, losers. Bye, Alf.

Disappearing seconds before a blur of wet skin, white towel, and neon pink hair rushes past and follows him out the window.

Tim:

Bruce:

Tim: ……Did you have breakfast yet?

Bruce: …….Hrmgh.

Alfred: *tutting* I just had the floors done. Master Bruce, would you mind redoing them? I’m afraid I must catch the mailman before he gives treats to Titus again. He’s leaving crumbs all over the entrance.

Bruce: What about Ti-

Bruce: *glancing back to see a lone leaf float in and drop slowly to the ground*

Bruce: ………

[charismaandcashmere]

Men make such a big stink about gifts, attributing it to women's selfishness and materialism. When in reality it's because they couldn't be bothered with actually getting to know the person they're in a relationship with. Because if one is to give a thoughtful, truly touching gift, you have to know the person. Know and appreciate their likes and dislikes.

If you treat your female significant other as interchangeable with any other woman, because all women are the same and Bitches Be Shopping, then it's a hassle to actually consider what she truly desires.

So it's easy to go to a box store and buy the generic equivalent of what she asked for. It's all the same anyway, and she's just asking for specific brands because she's following those silly influencers. It's easy to replace her products with something cheaper and more affordable (to him) because why spend so much on vanity anyway? (Even though he definitely wouldn't be dating her if he found her ugly and unfuckable lol)

Gift giving means you can think of the other person outside of how you benefit. It means thinking about what they desire as an individual, and not what you think they ought to want or can justify. This is difficult for men to do. They think women exists to serve roles---mother, girlfriend, wife, mistress, whatever--and cannot fathom that one woman desires something specific for her.

They've made a moral argument out of it, whining that women are just materialistic and want to spend money and should be content with the thought. But the thought behind such lackluster effort is that she isn't worth it. That women as a class aren't worth a lot of effort. And they know if their significant other returned the same energy they would be highly upset. They'd probably break up with her.

Of course there's a male loneliness crisis. Men can't even be bothered to put in effort for the person they are presumably fucking. How could be possible valuable a relationship with another men where they are not getting any kind of sexual gratification? Unevolved. Unwilling to be vulnerable. Unwilling to listen. Unable to follow a goddamn list.

Pathetic.

[payaso-gomi]

Do y'all think brock's hair has like. Any movement

I never see him do anything with it, its lowkey feeling like when hair goes dry when it gets too bleached and loses all movement

I need to animate brock with his hair moving agh

[crimeronan]

trying to look up hair care tips because my hair (which i'm PRETTY sure is 2b) can't decide whether it wants to be a dry twig nest or an oily mass of grease-coated wetness at any given time. the problem is that most articles are very fashion-oriented for women with mainstream styles so they're like "congrats on your perfect feminine gorgeous beachy waves :) you are so pretty and perfect :) here are all the products to buy if you want to keep being a model-beautiful woman who turns men's heads" and after 5 minutes spent scrolling thru these webpages i'm like ok. i'm gonna go shave my head now.

[sportsandlaughs]

[sunsetzer]

Edgar would definitely tie his hair back with colourful scrunchies in a modern AU

[dullahandyke]

I am once again looking up beard care stuff.... gonna b in the city on like Wednesday so I think I will buy a proper beard wash bcos apparently the one I have is shit

[kitwilsonsass]

Hi kids, local licensed hair person here again with another FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT USE FUCKING HE@D AND $HOULDERS UNLESS YOU HAVE NO OTHER CHOICE BECAUSE IT IS A TERRIBLE FUCKING PRODUCT THAT DOES SO MUCH GODDAMN DAMAGE AND TRICKS YOU INTO CONTINUOUSLY USING IT AND I CAN SMELL AND FEEL IT ON YOUR HAIR FROM A MILE AWAY.

[emeritiii]

It feels a little silly, but it's also nice to find so much gender euphoria just in the fact that I've started T. There are only minor changes since it has only been about two weeks, but just the fact that I'm at this point is so good for my brain

[always-andromeda]

Checked my Hinge app for the first time in like two months. I was not missing much!! 😀👍🏻

[dilact]

Need to sleep, interview in the morning. Thinking about internet trends that are a precursor to stricter beauty standards. "It's just self care," "what's one extra step in the morning?" "Anyone can do this," are just so saturated into every discussion about beauty products and routines that were essentially nonexistent 10 years ago or have come and gone in waves bc they're just trends that flare up

[emmaameliamiaava]

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[pure-hill]

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[timmurleyart]

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