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dilact · 18 hours ago
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dilact · 24 hours ago
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The undying urge to produce a music video
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dilact · 1 day ago
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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock
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dilact · 1 day ago
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Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.  
The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.
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Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791
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dilact · 1 day ago
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one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.
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dilact · 3 days ago
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Literal definition of spyware:
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Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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dilact · 3 days ago
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dilact · 4 days ago
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won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store
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dilact · 4 days ago
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dilact · 4 days ago
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dilact · 5 days ago
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dilact · 5 days ago
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If you had to get a tattoo from the last show you watched, what would it be?
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dilact · 6 days ago
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shower gel label:  immerse your self in this new   “Me Time” luxury   fruity tooty.    abandon all sense of identity and dissolve  Your memories into this   soothing chemical broth    One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
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dilact · 6 days ago
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i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article
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dilact · 6 days ago
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the mutuals would love that
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dilact · 6 days ago
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oh that's good
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dilact · 6 days ago
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to bounce on it in a justified and ancient way
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