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The undying urge to produce a music video
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CBT but they just turn this on and let it whack the fuck out of your cock
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Re: the last post, the article mentions that some places use clams to test the toxicity of the water. It’s like that in Warsaw- we get our water from the river, and the main water pump has 8 clams that have triggers attached to their shells. If the water gets too toxic, they close, and the triggers shut off the city water supply automatically.
The clams are just better at measuring the water quality than any man-made sensors.
Edit: check out this documentary trailer : https://vimeo.com/408820791
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one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.
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Literal definition of spyware:
Also From Microsoft’s own FAQ: "Note that Recall does not perform content moderation. It will not hide information such as passwords or financial account numbers. 🤡
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won 15 spider points by taking a spider out of the house and letting it outside. that i can cash in for rewards and prizes at the spider points store
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If you had to get a tattoo from the last show you watched, what would it be?
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shower gel label: immerse your self in this new “Me Time” luxury fruity tooty. abandon all sense of identity and dissolve Your memories into this soothing chemical broth One billion melons are in this tube… use them wisely
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i love when you can feel the disdain dripping off of a wikipedia article
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