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reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again



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turning into a giant snake will not help
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IM GONAN SELL THIS 8DEA TO DAVE N BUSTER && MAKE A BAZILLION DOLLAR$
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Mustard makes everything better
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you play an rpg you don't like for 5 hours. i watch austin powers three times in a row. we are not the same.
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REALLY big fan of the tone shift in this old History Channel train documentary
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people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right
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Ariana Grande is honestly like a monk at this point. I don’t even have words to describe it. It’s a miracle she’s still with us today she is both in total control of every aspect herself but exists at the whim of every market force and algorithm. Borderline a cyborg human, so interesting to watch because she’s clearly emotional but out of touch with her own fears and desires. Trapped in a loop of self torture while being an public avatar for the modern western woman. I feel like she is one of those people who can control their own body tempture with her own neuroplasticity but if you asked her what her favorite food was she would be like “gluten free matcha croffle” bc she has that memorized from her press briefing last month but she takes everything though an IV and had her taste buds removed in 2014.
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I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3
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