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Ironmouse: [Reading chat suggestions for who she should have on her podcast] Danny Devito? Emiru? "Wait for the Andrew Tate episâ" PFTTT. PFTTTTTTâ [Snorts]
Ironmouse: [Zooms in on her face] What the fck.
#Ironmouse#July 19 2024#This made me laugh out loud#Me 2 Mouse#Mouse#Tumblr exclusive#I don't want any of those people in my notifications. All for very different reasons#I actually don't know anything about Emiru. Isn't she the funky dirt emote girl#I think she's a cosplayer too? Idk man I only care about a handful of streamers and I don't pay attention to much else
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#âlemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of themâ .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus
#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME#the original version of this had hua cheng in a âi have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HERâ#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle#she for sure would get some sort of âyour wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)â#or âtrophy đđ WIFEâ#or possibly a âreturn to wife if lostâ#or âi have a SMOKIN HOT wifeâ#or âim the BOSS til my WIFE gets homeâ#or â5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass#4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your bodyâ#or âi go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPSâ#or even at worst. â my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOSTâ#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a âproud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFEâ shirts @ heaven meetings#or âiâm not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITYâ#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even âim not GAY but my WIFE isâ lmfao#anyway.#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hualian#hua cheng#xie lian#hualesbians#modern au#tgcf meme#my art#art#tgcf shitpost#lmao#mxtx
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DUNE: PART 2 (2024) dir. Denis Villeneuve
#dune part 2#austin butler#timothée chalamet#timothee chalamet#feyd-rautha harkonnen#paul atreides#filmedit#filmgifs#moviegifs#gifs#dune 2#~#that is one pissed off mouse#me no talk me angy
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zoros my farmer on sdv. i drew his current outfit with my mouse
#he looks like a smurf it brings me so much joy.#i have HATED stardew for as long as i can remember just bc i genuinely didnt have the attention span for it sadly. never made it past fall#and then as soon as i made zoro in the farmer creator i locked on target and now i suddenly have ~70 extra hours.#like im an insane person. just stone me to death#also drawing with ur mouse is so fun and freeing why havent i done this in so long. the perfectionism left my body#the chickens names are marek. marek 2. and shithead btw#wtf... art#zoro#roronoa zoro#one piece fanart
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what if they were in a dungeon and they were both boys and they mutually pined for each other.
#laios touden#chilchuck tims#chilaios#1. armor is hell 2. having to relearn how to draw ship art 3. i made chil sort of mouse like as a treat for me#rot posts#rots art#dunmeshi
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girl who has suffered more than alll-mer
(ID in alt text)
#fear and hunger#fear and hunger termina#fear and hunger 2#samarie fear and hunger#fear and hunger samarie#samarie#doodles#mine#so hard to tag for a mononymic character. girl get a last name. domek is right there#these are the three samarie emotions: yearning radiating and Abject Misery#she also gets an emotional support mini-rina. it's what she would have wanted#took a 5-hour crash course in funger bc i saw marina's moonscorched. ended up feeling so strongly for samarie i had to exorcise it thru art#you can't put a pathetic sopping wet shaking unhinged little creature in front of me and expect me not to itch to treat her kindly for the#first time ever in her life#poor little unloved lamb let me keep you and coddle you and cover you in blood. let me give you one good day like a mouse soon to be fed to#a pet snake. let me feed you to the snake regardless.#anyway. the psychic attacks i've been fielding bc of samarina have been relentless. can unwell teen girls stop reflecting my life circa#junior high school. thanks
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KissyïŒïżŁÎ”ïżŁÊÆȘïŒ
Sorry for any confusion, this is updated now since i realised i fucked up with Azis lines and had a random line in the frame xD
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#gomens#aziracrow#ineffable husbands#aziraphale#crowley#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable spouses#ineffable idiots#aziraphale kissing crowley#bible fanart lol#i colored this mess on my laptop with a mouse call me a hero#just hate when you start a drawing and cant finish it bc youre not home#so infuriating#ID available#my art
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Rendering practice :D
#nics gallery#nics art#zombiecleo#zombiecleo fanart#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#body horror tw#hooooooooooooooly fuck my hand hurts and its not even because of this i think i was death gripping my mouse earlier#while working on assignments#. word documents piss me off#this was kind of funny to draw while rewatching fnaf 2#calmly drawing a beautiful mc woman while markiplier swears creatively in my ear
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If it has a pen and a canvas spamton will be drawnâŒïž
Never finished the neo XP piece </3
Plus also my DS case !!!
Get turned into a sticker idiot (he looks weird though its been a month or two)
#YEGAGHHHWOOOOYEAHWOOOO I LOVE LIMITED ART FORMS#never finished the neo cause he was on a windows XP computer tower that isnt mine#i have the file though but i like doing it better with a mouse in a 20 year old operating system#AND MY DS!!!!!!!#YEAHHHHHH!!!!#love my ds#spamton#spamton g spamton#deltarune#deltarune spamton#deltarune chapter 2#spamton fanart#buwheart#spamton neo#i had no idea i had something on my ds to draw#i was trying to find an art game for my r4 card but none of them worked :bwomp:#DS game notes save me
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KH2 manga ending kills me oh my days-
#kingdom Hearts#kingdom hearts 2#kingdom hearts manga#Sora#riku#kairi#mickey mouse#donald duck#goofy#jiminy cricket#AMD EVEN JIMINYS HERE#Look at them all happy#the ending killed me when I first saw it#Donald and Goofy hugging Sora#Mickey and Riku oh my-
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i love androgynous female character design. this creature haunts me daily but she just wants whats best for me (she is so bad at that <3)
#inside out 2#inside out anxiety#anxiety inside out#inside out fanart#inside out 2 fanart#artists on tumblr#fandom: inside out#dont give the mouse money <333#she means so much to me you dont even knowww
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I like them a whole lot đ
#tf2#tf2 fanart#team fortress 2#tf2 medic#tf2 engineer#science party#engiemedic#digital art#artists on tumblr#you can see these as platonic if you want#anyways theyve just been on my brain a lot and i needed to get them out#im a peach fuzz engie truther sorry#hed only be like that for like a week every 2 months but that wouldnt stop me from drawing it anyways#also my medic drawings are so fucking inconsistent i am so sorry it will happen again#his eyebrows are always fire tho#my tablet died when i was nearly finishing the second drawing so i had to color it with my mouse SOBS#i think medic looks a bit twinkish in the second pic and i hate it but im too tired to fix it#also tablet not working as i mentioned before#anyways goodnight im going to sleep (it is 6 pm)#demos art
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Foolish: Listenâ I've always survived these "Hey, come with me!" encounters.
Ironmouse: What do you mean "Hey, come with me" encounter? I just wanna talk!
Foolish: Well, you know, it's justâ there's a history of like, someone says "Hey, come with me!" and thenâ [Laughs] You know. They do the deed.
Ironmouse: It's been so long since we've talked! I feel like we haven't spoken in a million years!
Foolish: Oh! I guess- I guess it has been a minute. Um, hey, what's up, dude?
Ironmouse: I mean, we definitely need to hang out more.
Foolish: Um, listenâ I'm down to like, try to get some like, Fortnite inâ
Ironmouse: [Kills him]
Foolish: Oh myâ [Laughs] It's just a tale as old as time, dude. Just a tale as old as time!
#Foolish Gamers#Ironmouse#Foolish#September 2 2024#Twitch clipper so bad it crashed the stream for 5 minutes when I clipped these. Sorry guys no more clips from me#I am trying to relax today and that made me furious#This was a funny moment though#I miss seeing all the QSMP folks interacting o(-(#If Foolish's voice sounds a bit weird it's because I used both their audio for that#Mouse was IMPOSSIBLE to hear on his end#so I mixed the audio together a bit and kept the radio ''grainy-ness'' to keep that consistent with what it sounded like from Mouse's end#But I made it a bit easier to hear both#Edited#Lockdown Protocol
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oh my god?? SAWNIC????? IS THAT YOU???
#i keep forgetting that ive been obsessed with several cartoons and could easily make saw aus of all of them#im very passionate abt their species tho mandy could be a pig and adam could be a mouse#i was like 2 seconds from redrawing mark as a bear but the fucked up tail and clipped droopy ears persuaded me#might draw these again idk who tf looking for sawnic art lol#amanda young#lawrence gordon#adam faulkner stanheight#chainshipping#peter strahm#mark hoffman#saw movies#sonic#larry art tag
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Creep 2, 2017, dir. Patrick Brice
#ben kissel voice: now im just picturing someone killing people and grinding up their bones to modest mouse's 'the good times are killing me'#horror aesthetic#horror movies#horror quotes#creep 2#creep 2017
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