#Mayor West

[professorambrius]

Happy Heavenly Birthday, Adam West

A Happy Heavenly Birthday to the legendary Adam West who would have turned 96 years old today.

[captainfreelance1]

Mayor West’s Cat Launcher this is one of the funniest scenes ever, from Family Guy S5 E6 Prick Up Your Ears; I miss Adam West he really had some of the best jokes

[moletusk]

My fictional crushes went as so:

creepy dentist > elf dude > 40 year old woman who doesn't care about her kids > the background character i found a name for > a burger cook > rich landlord > mayor of quahog.

Send help.

[lettucealone]

I will not write the cowboy legend of Zelda au. I have a book to write, I will not write the cowboy legend of Zelda au. I have a book to write, I will not write the legend of Zelda au. I have a book to write, I will not—

[jedineedlove]

LMK VS Ledgend

Lady Bone Demon:

LMK:

Lady Bone Demon had a recurring vision in which she saw herself destroying the Mortal Realm, a dream whose significance she could not understand at the time. To end the suffering of the Mortal Realm and its inhabitants because of its imperfections, Lady Bone Demon took on the guise of a human advisor named Ivory Lady and guided a mortal Emperor to become a better person for the world and his people.

However, as she observed the ruler and his advisors neglecting the plight of the innocent, Lady Bone Demon became disappointed with the mortal realm's ability to effect change. Ultimately, she made the choice to obliterate the Mortal Realm, replacing it with a brand new one, as she deemed the existing realm's flaws to be irredeemable. The presence of Lady Bone Demon in the Emperor's court had a profound impact, causing the Chief of War to succumb to her influence. In a gesture of her immense power, she bestowed upon him a portion of her own abilities.

It says on her wiki page that there have been misconceptions about Lady Bone Demon serving the Celestial Realm but there are several implications of this being false some being: The Mayor mentioned that Lady Bone Demon's plan was limited to the Mortal Realm prior to her confinement, corroborating her account in the flashback sequence in "Time to Be Warriors". Lady Bone Demon did not harbor any animosity towards the Celestial Realm. Her objective to remake it as well was to prevent immortal entities from obstructing her plans for the Mortal Realm, which would enable her to rectify her error, as she had not anticipated the intervention of celestial beings during her first attempt.

Although her original plan to recreate the world only involved the mortal realm, Lady Bone Demon was met with opposition from immortal beings since she had ill will toward them. Monkey King was able to defeat her, and while he intended to destroy her, Tang Sanzang insisted that Lady Bone Demon should be locked up until she could learn the error of her ways. 

JTTW:

Baigujing / White Bone Spirit / White Bone Demoness, Lady Baigujing A Demonic Skeleton and Ruler of the White Bone Mountain

She is presumed to have once been a human turned into a demon after death which if is true, would make her unique among the Journey to the West demons, whose original self is either a magical animal or an ordinal animal or occasionally a deity or at least a servant of deities.

She disguised herself as a village girl and offered him and his disciples poisonous fruits. Baigujing appeared as a beautiful woman with a voloptuous body, pale skin, and long pure-white hair that reached her heels. She had no eyes and in her hollow eye sockets were ghostly white flames, which extinguished upon her death  and her lower face was hidden by a veil, behind it was the lower jaw of a human skull. She wore very VERY revealing clothes. Having survived the attack from Wukong, she dug underground to recover. She returned a second time disguised as an elderly woman. She lied to the group, causing them to believe that the village girl from earlier was her daughter. She returns a third time as an elderly man who lies about having a daughter and wife. She taunts Sun Wukong, provoking him, and engaging him into attacking her by using his powers, and only he can hear her. he finally beats her with his staff and kills the demon, revealing that she was just a skeleton spirit. Tang Sanzang, who initially believes Wukong, but Zhu Bajie convinces Tang Sanzang that Sun Wukong transformed the corpse into a skeleton to evade the Band-tightening spell. He cuts his ties with Sun Wukong and sends him away. 

Legends:

Her early years are described as being like any other Alpha Daemon created by the original demons since antediluvian times and pent her youth in the underworld making mayhem and becoming acting least of the gashadokuto. Some say she was older than the planet in the Solar system over 4 billion years old.

Gashadokuro literally "rattling skeleton", also known as Odokuro are mythical creatures in modern Japanese mythology.

She left the underworld like other demons to earth but due to the gods she and the rest of the gashadokuro first resided in Japan and adapted as youkai there she abandoned her army and moved back to China by herself so she could leave her responsibility. It says that after her death by Wukong, she went to Diyu and seduced Yanluo Wang and became his secret concubine. She basically took control over him and ruled the underworld herslef.

She was a master manipulator whose demonic charisma allowed her to wrap others around her fingers like marionettes, with centuries of experience in planning, which allowed her to always be several steps ahead of her opponents. She had no problems surrendering or even dying if it meant she could avenge herself in the future or destroy her enemies alongside her.  She was a sadistic trickster who enjoyed taunting her victims before killing them, tormenting them with mind tricks she truly believed herself to be greater than the rest of them, with no exceptions. Her true form was that of a giant skeletal daemon much like other gashadokuro and was as high as, if not even higher, than the Shanghai Tower

With spirits of ghostly white flames hovering by her side and acting as her minions in combat. Dripping from her eye sockets and jaw was viscous black blood that disintegrated anything it touched, as well as transforming any human into new gashadokuro.

Fun Facts:

In the Movie, The Monkey King Conquers the Demon, Baigujing is the main antagonist and there were some changes to the novel. One major one I wanted to share was that LBD was the daughter of the Nine-Tailed Vixen aka making her related to Jin and Yin.

She is also the main antagonist from my favorite Monkey King movie: The Monkey King 2

Thoughts

There was a scean in LMK that interested me.

In the image, we see of course in the center LBD herself, and on either side is a young beautiful woman and an older woman most likely meant to represent her old lay and young women design we see in the novel. But the two all the way in the back could be disguises but they do look like her minions from the Monkey King 2 Movie.

I am not saying this is true this is just an observation.

Also maybe her mega mech might be a representation of her full tower-sized skeleton form from her legends and we see in Monkey King 2

Also with her connection to the Kings of Death in the Underworld and season 5's antagonist who knows she may make a comeback in away.

Hope you all Enjoyed: :)

[rogers-attic]

JERRICA BENTON?!?? IS THAT YOU????? 😱😱

[each-uisge-enthusiast]

slides $20 over the table anyone got a fuckin uhhhhh cowboy arthurian retelling preferably in novel form bc i’m at a weird in between hyperfixations state and i can’t find anything on the internet bc the internet hates me

[okaycoldplay]

so theoretically, would the fandom read a wild west swanqueen AU fic? i’m not writing one or anything 😬😅

[real-sun-wukong-fan01]

Ive been laughing at this for ten minutes

[loiswasadevil]

POV: Thanksgiving with the Griffins

[fox124693]

Family Guy

Family Guy is facing big major changes in May 8th 2024 as it will focus more on Family. Fans are really excited for the animated sitcom changing in late spring of 2024.

18 main characters of Family Guy

Stewie Griffin: Stewie is the youngest member of the Griffin family. He is a highly intelligent and diabolical baby with a British accent who constantly devises elaborate schemes and plans for world domination.

Brian Griffin: Brian is the anthropomorphic family dog and the most intelligent member of the Griffin household. He often serves as the voice of reason and offers witty commentary on the events happening around him. Brian is also known for his intellectual pursuits and struggles with his romantic relationships.

Meg Griffin: Meg is the teenage daughter of the Griffin family. She is often portrayed as socially awkward, unpopular, and the target of ridicule both at school and within her own family. Despite her struggles, Meg occasionally displays moments of strength and resilience.

Chris Griffin: Chris is the teenage son of the Griffin family. He is depicted as overweight, not particularly bright, and often the butt of jokes. Chris is known for his simple-mindedness and his love for food.

Peter Griffin: Peter is the bumbling, overweight, and often clueless father of the Griffin family. He frequently gets into outlandish and ridiculous situations and is known for his distinctive laugh. Peter works at a toy factory and has a love for beer, TV, and unhealthy food.

Lois Griffin: Lois is the patient and level-headed mother of the Griffin family. She serves as a voice of reason and tries to keep the family in check. Lois is a stay-at-home mom but occasionally takes on various jobs throughout the series.

Joe Swanson: Joe is one of Peter's best friends and a neighbor. He is a paraplegic police officer who uses a wheelchair. Joe often participates in Peter's misadventures and provides the group with law enforcement knowledge and skills.

Cleveland Brown: Cleveland is another one of Peter's best friends and a neighbor. He is a mild-mannered and good-natured character who often finds himself caught up in Peter's shenanigans. Cleveland later got his own spin-off series called "The Cleveland Show."

Glenn Quagmire: Quagmire is Peter's perverted and sex-obsessed neighbor. He is known for his catchphrase "Giggity giggity goo!" and is constantly on the lookout for sexual opportunities. Quagmire works as an airline pilot.

Patty Patterson: Patty is one of Meg's teenage friends. She is often seen hanging out with Meg and the other girls.

Ruth Rutherford: Ruth is another one of Meg's teenage friends, often seen in the group.

Esther Esthederm: Esther is a teenage friend of Meg's.

Olivia Fuller: Stewie's love interest and a baby. She is often portrayed as sweet and highly intelligent

Jillian Russell: Jillian is a human girl and Brian's love interest. She is portrayed as attractive and somewhat dim-witted but good-hearted

Neil Goldman: Neil is a teenage boy who has a crush on Meg and often appears as a socially awkward character.

Tom Tucker: Tom is a male news anchor in the fictional town of Quahog. He often provides exaggerated and sensationalized news reports. Tom is known for his smooth voice and occasional romantic interests.

Diane Simmons: Diane is a female news anchor and Tom Tucker's love interest. She is often involved in outrageous and scandalous situations.

Connie D'amico: Connie is a popular and manipulative teenage girl who often antagonizes Meg.

16 Recurring Characters of Family Guy

Principal Shepherd

Carter Pewterschmidt

Babs Pewterschmidt

Bonnie Swanson

Loretta Brown

Angela Everwood

Evil Monkey

Ernie the Giant Chicken

Tricia Takanawa

Mayor Wild West

Mort Goldman

Miss Tammy

Jerome Cool J

Pouncy The Talking Cat

Bert and Sheila

Family Guy will have more laughs with the griffin family and their friends. Family Guy is about to be rewritten from Family Guy seasons 1-23 and beyond.

The Main Plot is in a wacky Rhode Island town, a dysfunctional family strives to cope with everyday life as they are thrown from one crazy scenario to another.

Sick, twisted, and politically incorrect, the animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. Endearingly ignorant Peter hangs with his friends Glenn Quagmire, Cleveland Brown and Joe Swanson, goes on crazy adventures. Homemaker wife Lois reside in Quahog, Rhode Island with their three kids. teenage Chris their eldest, is a social outcast; Meg Griffin a smart teenage girl, cry baby, hangs out with her friends, Patty, Ruth and Esther goes on adventures, Stewie, is a genius baby bent on killing his mother, destroying the world, and in love with Olivia Fuller vows to marry her someday, Their talking dog Brian keeps Stewie in check, book writer, in love with Jillian Russell vows to marry her someday and sipping martinis and sorting through his own life issues. Connie being popular girl at the High School. Tom and Diane work as news anchors at the Quahog 5 News Station.

Stewie, Brian, Meg, Chris, Lois, Peter, Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire, Olivia, Jillian, Patty, Ruth, Esther, Connie, Neil, Tom and Diane are Outcasts, family, hero and main characters of the show.

The 18 main characters go on crazy adventures.

Stewie gives up being evil after season 6 and starts being with his girlfriend Olivia and his family.

Connie gives up being bully after season 9 and begins being nice, taking things seriously being with her friends and the Griffin family.

Stewie Griffin, Brian Griffin, Chris Griffin, Meg Griffin, Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Olivia Fuller, Jillian Russell, Cleveland Brown, Glenn Quagmire, Joe Swanson, Connie D’amico, Patty Patterson, Ruth Rutherford, Esther Esthederm, Neil Goldman, Tom Tucker and Diane Simmons will enjoy family dinners in all 23 seasons in the animated sitcom.

Family Guy is a feel good show.

The animated sitcom is about friends and family working together and never giving up, above all they’re family.

Stewie, Brian, Peter, Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire, Olivia, Jillian, Connie and Diane keeps Chris in check to prevent him from causing trouble.

Olivia Fuller lives with her mom and dad Stan and Carol Thomson. Penelope Thomson is Olivia’s real name. Stan looks like Patrick Pewtershmidt Lois’s brother, the only difference is his hair is black. Britney Wilcox is Jillian Russell’s real name.

Meg, Patty, Ruth and Esther keeps Beth in check and preventing her from causing so much trouble.

Meg, Patty, Ruth and Esther working at the Sub-Hub.

Stewie, Brian, Peter, Joe, Cleveland, Quagmire, Olivia, Jillian, Connie and Diane keeps Chris in check to prevent him from causing trouble.

[joslincox]

Run This Body

Cover of: "Run This Town" by Jay-Z, Kanye West and Rihanna

Feel it coming in the air

Hear the screams from everywhere

I'm addicted to the thrill

It's a dangerous love affair

Can't be scared when it goes down

Got a problem, tell me now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gon' run this body tonight

Is who's gon' run this body tonight

We gon' run this body!

We are, yeah, I said it: we are

This is Bod Nation, pledge your allegiance

Get your fartigues on, all black everything

Black cards, black cars, all black everything

And our girls are blackbirds riding with their Dillingers

I get more in depth if you boys really real enough

This is la Familia, I'll explain later

But for now, let me get back to this paper

I'm a couple bands down and I'm trying to get back

I gave Sylvian a grip and lost a flip for five stacks

Yeah, I'm talking 5 comma, 6 zeros, dot zero, here Sylvian

Back to running circles round the City of Hector, now we squared up

Hold up!

Life's a game, but it's not fair

I break the rules, so I don't care

So I keep doing my own thing

Walking tall against the rain

Victory's within the mile

Almost there, don't give up now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gon' run this body tonight

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Who's gon' run this body tonight?

We are, yeah, I said it: we are

You can call me Caesar, in a dark Caesar

Please follow the leader, so Ozzy J we are

Microphone fiend, this the return of the God

Peace, God, ah ah, it ain't no nobody fresher

I'm in Maison, ah, Martin Margiela

On the table, screaming

"Forgey the other side! They're jealous!"

We got a banquette full of broads

They got a table full of fellas

Yeah, and they ain't spending no cake

They should throw their hand in

'Cause they ain't got no spades

Yeah, my whole team got dough

So my banquette is looking like millionaires' row

Life's a game, but it's not fair

I break the rules, so I don't care

So I keep doing my own thing

Walking tall against the rain

Victory's within the mile

Almost there, don't give up now

Only thing that's on my mind

Is who's gon' run this body tonight

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Who's gon' run this body tonight?

It's crazy how you two can go from being Ozzy & Drix

To everybody in Hector; no homo

I bought my whole family whips; no Volvos

Next time I'm in church: please, no photos

Police escorts, everybody passports

This the life that everybody ask for

This the fast life, we are on a crash course

What you think I rap for, to push a damn Rav 4?

But I know that if I stay stunting

All these girls only gon' want one thing

I can spend my whole life goodwill hunting

Only good gon' come is this good when I'm cumming

She got a ass that'll swallow up a G-string

And up top, ungh, two bee stings

And I'm beasting off the Riesling

And my opponent just made it out the precinct

We give a damn about the drama that your dude bring

I'm just trying to change the color on your mood ring

Reebok, baby, you need to try some new things

Have you ever had shoes without shoe strings?

"What's that, Ye?" "Baby, these heels."

"Is that a May— what?!" "Baby, these wheels."

You're tripping when you ain't sipping, have a refill

You're feeling like you running, huh? Now you know how we feel

Whass up!

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Yeah, yeah, whass up!

Hey, hey, hey, hey

We gon' run this body tonight

[bxd-kxrma]

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

You absolute fool. You’ve gone and challenged the screaming queen to a duel.

“FULL POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

[westanthewaterman]

Kinktober - 11/31

Pairing: Damien x M!Reader

Kink(s): Frottage

Contents: frottage/dry humping, public place (they're at a party in an empty room), reader is AMAB but no gendered words or pronouns are used

AN: I have no idea where all these ideas are coming from but I'm having so much fun. I genuinely love this one??

Kinktober Masterlist

“Sh, darling, we have to keep quiet.”

Despite his chiding, Damien makes no attempt to slow down or give you a moment of reprieve. He continues his frenzied pace, rutting his hips against you. 

You’re not sure how you got here, tucked into the corner of an empty room in the home of some senator or governor, really you don’t bother keeping track of who’s who at these parties, it matters not to you. 

What does matter, however, and matters very much, is the way yours and Damien’s leaking cocks are pressed between your bodies, pulled from your trousers and rubbing against each other with each thrust of his hips. 

If anyone were to ask you, you would swear up and down that the thought of a crowd of people just one floor beneath where you and the mayor are so intimately pressed together does nothing but make your blood run cold. Truthfully though, the thrill sends your heart racing and blood pumping through your blood in the best of ways. 

Anyone could come upstairs and walk right in, there was no lock on the door after all, and see the two of you. It’s indecent, inappropriate, completely insane. 

And the thought alone was enough to get you hard as rock the minute Damien had rested a hand on your back and guided you up the stairs. 

Speaking of Damien, he’s fairing no better than you. His normally perfectly coiffed and slicked back hair is simply a mess, dark locks hanging in his face and strands sticking up in odd directions from where you had buried your hand to drag him into a kiss not ten minutes ago. His clothes are in a sorry state as well, bowtie abandoned on the floor and the first few buttons of his shirt clumsily undone to allow you access to the smooth skin of his beautiful neck. 

He’d had to practically pull you off of him to remind you not to leave any marks above the collar, much to your disappointment. Despite him being the one that usually instigates these situations, Damien is always the one to remind you how much trouble you’ll get into if the two of you are caught. 

You can imagine the headlines - New Mayor Caught Indecent at a Party with the District Attorney.

While getting the name in the paper wasn’t exactly new for either of you, you doubted very much that story would do well for your approval ratings. Not that that matters right now. 

You slide a hand down between you, getting both your cocks in a loose grip and holding them together as Damien continues his hurried movements. You can tell he’s close already judging by the white-knuckle grip he has on your shoulders and the way he’s practically gnawing on his bottom lip to keep himself quiet. 

“Dames,” you groan, leaning forward so he can hear your soft words.

“It feels so good, darling, but I wish I could have you the way I want to.”

“Maybe the next event we get invited to, we can bring some supplies with us.”

Damien’s rhythm falters and he has to shove a knuckle between his teeth to stifle the groan threatening to spill out of his mouth. He glares at you half heartedly and you’d laugh if you weren’t climbing closer and closer to your release with every stroke of his cock against yours. 

You’d had the smarts to at least bring a small bottle of lube with you, tucking it into a hidden pocket on the inside of your suit jacket just on the off chance you’d needed it. Which of course you would. Ever since the two of you had confessed to having some…less than friendly feelings for each other, quick escapes from the madness of these events had become a regular part of the routine for the two of you. 

Damien had scoffed when you’d produced the lube from its hiding place, his cheeks turning a bright red at the notion that you’d been carrying it around all night, waiting for the moment he couldn’t handle keeping his hands off you anymore. 

You’d poured a generous amount into your palm, slicking both your cocks, giving him a little extra attention to ease some of the stress that always creeps up on him when the two of you sneak off somewhere. Damien needs this though, to let off steam, to do something reckless. He spends far too much time sticking to a rulebook he’s made for himself and not nearly enough time having fun and letting loose like the two of you used to do back in university. Thankfully, he had you to steer him in the right, or well…the fun direction from time to time. 

“Darling, I’m close.”

You groan at the desperation in his voice, tightening your hand around the two of you and rolling your hips up in time with his, adding an extra later to the wet glide of your cocks against each other. 

“Go on, Dames, let go, I’m right behind you, darling.”

With a few more thrusts of his hips, Damien finishes with a few quiet curses. He looks so beautiful like this, flushed and overcome with pleasure, finally allowing himself a moment of self indulgence. It doesn’t take long for you to reach your peak, cumming with a low groan of his name and leaning forward to capture his lips in a quick kiss. 

As the two of you come down from your highs, Damien pulls a handkerchief from his pocket and uses it to clean the both of you up best he can before tucking himself back into his pants. You do the same, buttoning up his shirt and grabbing his bowtie from the floor. 

“Well, I certainly made a right mess of your hair.” You smile softly, smoothing out his dark locks the best you can. 

He runs his hands through his hair with a soft groan. “You certainly did. I’m not sure how I’m going to make this presentable.”

You look at him for a moment and then you get a thought. Slowly, your eyes drop to the bottle of lube sitting on a table next to you and then back to him.

“I think I may have an idea, but you’re not going to like it.”

[wolfsonic]

Hey Everyone!! Sorry I’ve been slacking on drawing monkey’s, but brain got AU in head and it won’t go away. I don’t know the name of the AU yet or the name for who I’m about to show yet. Maybe you guys can help me!

Now without further ado, let me introduce to you Possessed Chao-Xing, but not Chao-axing

In this AU, when Wukong finished his journey, he was summoned to the underworld. Macaque's soul had gone missing, which didn't make sense to the monkey because his mate had been fine when he left after their fight. Angry and pissed, but still alive.

WuKong went on a wild goose chase to find his soul, taking over a month to finally get ahold of it. Whatever did, this didn't make it easy. While he was away, Chao-Xing's egg appeared at WuKong's original hatching place. It was then her egg was taken.

Unbeknownst to WuKong, his Marshals, His Generals, and his Subjects. None knew of the little princess waiting for her fathers and none knew that she was even taken in the first place.

Not-Mayor, on the request of his Lady, stole the princess, and soon she was deemed a worthy vessel. With her egg nearby, LBD made the slow transfer of her mind and soul into the little stone egg. A process that took years.

When finally the transfer was complete, a new being hatched from the egg. Not who was supposed to be Chao-Xing or LBD as she intended. Yes, the two souls shared a body, but a third was in control (the lovely monkey up top there). Chao-Xing was still stuck in her egg, so she couldn't do much. LBD, though, had full control to whisper in the third souls mind.

Not-Mayor was not happy that he was stuck with a child who could talk back to him when it should have been his lady there. Reluctantly, he raised and trained her. Though after a while, there were times she'd go mad with hunger. He didn't know even celestial primates needed actual food or water, so to sate her hungry. He fed her the essence of magical objects.

With the whispers of LBD and her hungry always in the back of her mind, she grew a little crazy. Not kill another person crazy, but enough where demons or anyone would keep a wide berth around her territory.

And if you're wondering WuKong did not kill Macaque, Not-Mayor did so he could get Monkey King off the mountain for when the Egg arrived.

Macaque and WuKong are still mates after the journey, though Macaque does spend a lot of time off the mountain. One WuKong insisted on since the Shadow Monkey had to wait many years for the King to return.

And that's a bit of her backstory! I do plan to make more of this AU, but yea. Again, if you have any suggestions for a name for her and the AU, let me know!!

[joshinspace]

Jungle - Dominoes

I’m always excited for every new Jungle music video. The one take mixed with the choreo just elevates the underlying music track. It’s also nice to see familiar dancers from previous tracks and new ones coming along for the ride.