#Maxi the Ferret

[raynastar03]

Silly sonic stuff to practice shading :333

Ft. @moo--milk Evan and Maxi!

[noeggets]

Me: i’ve finally settled on my sonic sona

also me: makes three really cool character

so this is my new sonic sona

ANYWAY i’m thinking their team name is Team Secret or Team Seeker i think about them going up against Sonic or being chased by Team dark because G.U.N is tired of them when entire cities start complaining about them they send Shadow after them and Maxie is freaking out squaring up against Rouge while Frost tries to hide from Shadow and Winter goes up against Omega and she’ll be okay with breaking him cause he’s not living hes a robot in her eyes

i think they are the coolest characters ive ever made in the sonic fandom ngl

G.U.N is either gonna capture them and try to hire them and say “your skills are so good work for us or you go to jail” 

Maxie: JAIL!?!?? *squeezing her frizzy tail

Winter: i dont do jail i cant go back there

Frosted: ... i dont think i would look good in stripes, do they have games in jail Max?

ALSO ALSO i can see Maxie saying she’s a better theft then Rouge and that’s what starts their fight and when they get back to G.U.N Rouge actually does some digging on Maxie and there isn’t much of anything because she is  actually a really good theft rivaling Rouge herself because Rouge is too much of a good at heart and RARELY gives things back when it matters or counts where Maxie isn’t giving anything back it’s in her hands it’s hers from then on

Shadow trying to convince Frost this is not the life a kid should be living and her getting mad that even though he fought her as if she was any criminal until he found out she was young pisses her off so badly because she believes no matter what age or whatever she should be treated like everyone else and its just something she can never get through her head

Omega (Huge emphasize on trying ) trying to teach Winter to confront whatever her past is and trying to teach her she can more then just a tool or a weapon for others WHICH IS A BIG THING FOR HIM CAUSE jigrsneibn so many good stories to be told with these guys i can feel it 

[britneyshakespeare]

i have a lot of dreams where i 1) impulsively adopt an animal i shouldn’t be adopting and/or 2) have already adopted an animal i have forgotten about but suddenly remember and/or 3) an animal i have not had for a long time is dusty and sick lying behind or underneath some large object in my house and i take it out from under there, it’s on the edge of death and i have to save it while coping with the fact that i’ve been such an irresponsible animal owner

[noideabutsims]

Donut Co.'s Little Artists Showcase

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These aren't just drawings, they're carefully crafted masterpieces, bursting with personality and youthful flair. From playful ferrets and gentle horses to buzzing bees and curious jumping spiders, each animal is brought to life with a delicate touch and a touch of pastel magic.

Imagine the pride your Sims will feel displaying these beautiful creations in their rooms, showcasing their artistic growth and blossoming talents. These drawings aren't just decorations, they're a testament to the power of creativity and a reminder that even the youngest Sims can create works of art.

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[unclewileys-bahblog]

ok ok ok one more from us been thinking about could you make us a Solomon Lauter x Max Jägerman

up to you how they are but Max specifically viewing Solomon as like a father figure/role model?

i’m so sorry for 3 requests lol feel free to do this one whenever! if you wanna!

Sure, you got it. And it’s no problem! Feel free to request as many times as you’d like. :)

Here they are!

Name: Soloman Lauter, Solo, Solly

Age: 41

Gender: Nonbinary, Doggyrainic, Wonderlandic, Sillyferretic

Pronouns: They/them, Rain/rains, Puddle/puddles, Ferret/ferrets, Wonder/wonders, Tea/teas, He/him, It/It’s, Paw/paws

Sexuality: Gay-Bisexual, Aromantic, Demiromantic

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Black

Source: Hatchetfield (NPMD)

Roles: Sexual alter, Persecutor, Verbal protector, Gatekeeper, Organizer

CisIDS: Black, Black hair, Brown eyes, Tall, Jewish, Arrogant, Greedy, Selfish, Manipulative, Smart, Rude

TransIDS: TransLoved, TransFatherly, TransMurderer, Trans🍇ist, TransStalked, TransFamous, TransRockStar, TransMixed (white, mexican), TransShota, TransAge (13), TransEpilepsy, PermaAngry, TransAccent (mexican), Cheesepizzascentian

Paraphiles: Fantapara, Zoosadism, Taphophilia, Mastigophilia, Salophilia, Menophilia

Other Labels: Polyamorous

Faceclaims:

Name: Maxwell Jägerman, Max, Maxy

Age: 16

Gender: Trans man, Intersex, Adhdthing, Toybonniegender, Evillector, Piratecovic, Gorevesil, Eeriebodiment, FNaFluver

Pronouns: He/him, Hy/hym, It/It’s, Bon/bonnies, Toy/toys, Creep/creeps, Scare/scares, Blood/bloods, Gore/gores, Fox/foxys, Chi/chicas, Afton/aftons, Evil/evils

Sexuality: Pansexual, Asexual

Species: Human

Ethnicity: Mixed

Source: Hatchetfield (NPMD)

Roles: Anger holder, Protector, Warden, NPD holder

CisIDS: Light brown hair, Blue eyes, Scars (on thighs), Pierced ears, Pierced eyebrow, Atheist, Tall, Bully, Rude, Highschooler, Braces, BPD, ADHD, NPD, Chinese, White

TransIDS: TransHated, TransDemon, TransSatanist, TransAutistic, TransAbled (cane user), TransRedEyes, PermaAngry, TransAngryTone, TransAccent (british), TransDiamondPupils, TransLizardTongue, Bloodscentian, Dirtscentian, TransDead, TransHangingDeath, TransNocturnal, TransGhost, TransNeonRedBlood, TransStalker, Trans🍇ist

Paraphiles: Haemotophilia, Sadist, Teratophilia, Necrophilia, Fictophilia, Raptophilia, Odaxelagnia, Objectophilia (hairbrushes, pillows, computers, knives, spoons), Agalmotophilia, Crepusculaphilia

Other Labels: Monogamous, Zombie otherkin

Faceclaims:

Hope it’s alright I changed Max’s age.

As always, feel free to change anything you’d like :)

- Mod Bo

[bwoahtastic]

Seb feels awful after bath time. He needs a lot of comfort too and hearing Max’s little sobs are heartbreaking. Max sobs so hard when Seb has to wash his ears, he keeps saying he’s sorry in between hiccups and Seb cant make it better. Poor pup is so distraught. Kimi gets a lap full of wet kitty some evenings and although it’s an unpleasant situation he is glad that Maxy knows he will try to protect him. Kimi gently dries his ears and hair while he sits in his pyjama’s. He’s still crying but he’s calmed down a lot. Kimi always tries his best to get Max back to Seb so he knows Seb still loves him. Kevin tries his best to calm the other pups down if they hear Maxy crying. He doesn’t want it to be a domino effect and pups crying in sympathy. Toto and the alphas help distract the other pups too. Maxy is so wary where he sits on Seb’s lap, very hesitantly taking the bottle. He whispers into Seb’s neck that he’s sorry he was bad again. Seb bursts into tears and tries his best to tell Maxy that he’s not bad at all. Maybe Nico offers to help with bath time? Just so Max doesn’t always think mama is punishing him?

Plss Seb would hate bathing maxy, just nauseous as Max looks at hin with big eyes and cries and tries to apologise although he doesn't understand what he did wrong! It sucks too because an Alpha can't do it either, that truly makes Maxy scream in fright 🥺

Kimi having a wet kitty throw himself at him, still sobbing, and Kimi just gently dries his ears and gets him dressed, soothing him gently until Max is just sniffling a bit. The he brings Maxy back to Seb and Seb's heart just breaks seeing his kitten scared of him! Maxy calms down lots when Seb gives him a bottle or nurses him and whispers soft apologies and how much he loves Maxy!

Meanwhile Kev and the other Alphas trying to soothe other pups, Lewis taking Charles outside for cuddles on the porch with Roscoe too cos Charles will get so anxious hearing maxy cry! And kev helps too then watching and distracting pups and he offered to bathe max too but seb doesn't want kev to go through that.

Nico then offering to help sometimes? Just so momma isn't always the "bad guy" to maxy. Nico ofc hates seeing Max so bullet but it's better than having Max get wary of Seb!

Nico does need to squeeze lil mousy close after for some comfort and sleepy mousy happily clings on! And lil ferret pascal too ofc, his happy bounces make Nico smile again+

[vel-hell-ael31]

Introduction

Full name: Axel Marc Anthonyson

Nicknames: Axie -Anthony -Tony - Sonny - Single Father- Greñas

Sexuality: ⚣ Gay

Ethnicity: American 🇺🇸

Place of birth: Columbus, Ohio, United States

☆彡彡-Physical Appearance- ミミ☆

Age: 17

Eye color: Hazelnut

Hair color: Dark brown

Hair style: Curly. Mullet, cut on the sides of the head.

Height: 1'85cm

Voice: Warm. Don't worry. Intimidating when angry or upset

☆彡彡-Favorites-ミミ☆

Color: Green, Black, White and Brown

Animal: Cats, dogs, parakeets, ferrets and lizards

Other: Spend time with his friends. Watch movies. Go anywhere on a skateboard.

Hobbies: Draw. Go do Graffiti. Read. Write. Listen to music. Go for a walk with her pets. To be with her friends. Art. Photography. Basketball. Guitar

☆彡彡-Family-ミミ☆

Mother: ✝︎ Laila Steward

Born 07/18. She die at the age of 48.

Father: Jake anthonyson

Born 01/23

☆彡彡-Relations-ミミ☆

Best Friends: Arthur D'Oyly and Isabella Ruiz

Crush: ????

Couple: ????

☆彡彡-Traits-☆彡彡

Introvert. From time to time arrogant. Faithful. Genuine. Somewhat demanding with his work. Considered. He is usually spiteful when someone deceives him or is disloyal. Honest. Comprehensive. Protective. Tolerant. calm and patient

CHARACTERS!

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──── ❝Axel Anthonyson❞ ───

"The art boy"

▪17▪

❝1.85m❞

⚣ gay

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[Neta, are you telling me that those five sticks are a person? We have quite a lot of work to do if you want to pass...]

─── ❝Rodrick Heffley❞ ───

"The boy in the band"

▪16▪

❝1,70m❞

⚥Bisexual

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[Let's see, sir "I know how to draw and you don't" How the hell do you want me to draw it? Look at him, my brother is literally a stick. ]

──── ❝ Isabella Ruíz❞ ───

"The Bestie Goss"

▪16▪

❝1,60m❞

⚢Lesbian

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[Just look in the mirror Ax; you're the graphic representation of "lovesick fool" And no, I don't make that face with Allison.]

──── ❝Arthur D'Oyly❞ ───

"The DJ Friend"

▪16▪

❝1.78m❞

⚥Pansexual

⚲ Gender Fluid

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[Brother, what do you want me to tell you...if you don't keep it, someone else will take it, or worse, another. Now help me make Maxie jealous at the party. ]

───❝Allison Williams❞───

"The bad girl"

▪17▪

❝1'67❞

Bi-curious(?

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[Hum... Maybe she fell to the ground and searched badly. But, one thing... What was that "she's eating Allison" scandal, huh? Do you like the idea? that's why you're so red right?]

────❝Lucian Smith❞───

"The German Boy"

▪16▪

❝1'80❞

⚥Pansexual⚥

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[What do you want me to tell him? Hey, hello... I'm Lucian, I've wanted to talk to you since the beginning of the course... But I didn't dare until now, you seem very cute... He's behind me, right?]

────❝Maxie Miller❞───

"The boy from the skating rink"

▪16▪

❝1'76❞

⚥ Bisexual

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[Hello, some skates for two hours please... You're Arthur, from my class, right?]

──── ❝Jake Anthonyson❞ ───

"The father"

▪57▪

❝1.80❞

⚤ Straight

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[I know that since mom is not here I have focused only on the company... But honestly I am very proud of you.]

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✰ Glance is a fanfic inspired by the Disney movies "The Diary of a Wimpy Kid" which in turn is based on the book series by author Jeff Kinney. But the story of Axel, his friends and Rodrick is completely mine.

✰ Character information taken from Wikipedia, Fandom and Amino. The height is an approximation.

✰ The photos are not mine, only the edited ones. Credits to their respective owners.

✰ Possible containing +18 (it will be notified before its appearance) and profanity.

✰ Efforts will be made to follow the thread of the series

✰ Story with Homosexual content. gay. yaoi. If you don't like it, I kindly ask you to withdraw without making bad comments

✰ There will be some other misspelling that will be corrected later. I make mistakes, I'm not a machine. Of course, he accepted constructive criticism and so on, but said with respect, not with mockery or etc.

✰ If you have any ideas or suggestions, you are free (obviously if you wish) to tell me privately or in the comments. Even if it's something minimal, you can tell me, it won't bother me, rather, you'll make my day

✰ I will try to narrate and make it understandable as well as possible.

✰ From time to time, it is inevitable for me to have some writer's block. I hope you understand me

✰ My native language is not English. I am very sorry if there are mistranslated or misspelled words.

✰ The story will start with some events from the first book/movie and then something from before the second book/movie "Rodrick's Law" although most things will come from my imagination, there will be references and situations based on the books/movie.

(Boys love)

The story is about a homosexual couple of men. If you don't like this containing, I ask you to refrain from making any bad comments and retire.

(Girls Love)

The story will also deal in part with a homosexual couple of women. If you do not like this content, please refrain from making any bad comments and retire.

[watchingthewatchervn]

what is everyone’s dream pet and/or pets that they own? :3

how would they react if mc gave them their dream pet for a gift?

Violet doesn't have any pets nor a dream pet. He didn't grow up around animals and found himself much too busy with other things to even consider having a pet. If his partner wanted a pet though it wouldn't be an issue for him! After all, he spends most of his time around Scarlet and Juniper and they both have pets!

Maxie, or rather, Maxie's mom, owns a fish tank. That's the extent of Maxie having pets. Her mom loves animals but finds it a hassle to deal with the everyday upkeep of one. When Maxie moves into her own place she'd love to have a ferret or mice, and if her bestfriend just so happened to give her one? She might cry.

Stephen doesn't have any pets but he has considered it. Growing up, his family had a pitbull that he loved dearly. He would love to get another dog someday, maybe not as a surprise from MC, but as something to do together when he has the time to care for one.

As mentioned earlier, Scarlet and Juniper both already have pets! Scarlet has two cats and Juniper has a dog!

[cassyapper]

maxie holding courtney and may like ferrets: my two daughters. and yes, they are autistic

[simdertalia]

WoW Animal Set

Sims 4, base game compatible (World of Warcraft conversions)

I have taken a tiny break from tarot boxes to make this little set. There are still very many tarot boxes on the way, so a small break was needed <3

6 items | One swatch for each animal | Misc. Decor | 25 simoleons

Type “animal” into the search query in build mode to find quickly. You can always find items like this, just begin typing the title and it will appear.

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[introductions-are-a-spook]

A cute little moodboard for Andrew and Maxwell's pets;

Maxie the Cat and Brie the Ferret!

[incorrect-coldwar]

write some ravenov hcs ya nerd :3

[wiggles] :3

- ravenov likes stickers. he just likes the concept and how they can be anything, and he can slap a nice sticker of a sunflower somewhere and it'll be there later! it's something soft he preserves within himself despite what he's done and been through.

- sometimes he can't fall asleep easy at night. if he's already exhausted, he'll stay up and read, or sometimes just draw or write stuff that comes to mind.

- he's got moments where he's completely relaxed, and his mind wanders to the things he's done to get confessions out of people. limbs, appendages, the removal of such things. and suddenly, he's visibly upset, forcing down a gag. he believed in it, sure. but it doesn't make it less disgusting.

- he's a fan of rock! english, russian, anything that goes hard he'll move to. especially if he's excited.

- sometimes he'll start talking, finish his point, and immediately start talking about something that seems unrelated.

- fan of juices and sodas. he loves them! and this includes caprisuns.

- he did plan on getting more tattoos before the whole omega thing. he maintains the idea that he'll get more, but he's bouncy about what exactly he wants to get first.

- he's got synesthesia. he doesn't talk about it much, not only because he assumes everyone has it, but because it's never been a big deal. it helps him remember the days! mondays are blue, tuesdays orange, wednesdays green- and so on. he processes the world both "normally" and with those feelings/sensations.

- he loves ferrets. they're so funny, and cute, and their belies! don't get him started. he'd have 10 of them if he could.

- maxis brings him stamps she finds and he always loses his mind over them. he's got them stashed in a little baggie. not the best place for them, but it's all he has to preserve them at the base. he keeps them well hidden so as not to spark any murmurs. at least before the base falls.

- loves salad but never plain. he'll put everything under the sun on his plate.

[nicos-oc-hell]

Basic information

Full name: Maximilius Silas

Nicknames: Maxy, Silas, dumbass and Max

Gender identity: Genderfluid but prefers he/him unless he’s wearing one of his other rings

Age: 14 depends on what year I write this in

Birth date: October 10th

Species: dysfunctional satyr considering he doesn’t have the goat legs but he has the horns

Sexuality: Omnisexual and Demisexual

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Ethnicity: Greek

Place of birth: Thessaloniki, Greece

Physical appearance

Eye color: Light blue almost grey

Hair color: Dark brown

Hair style: varies from short to long but he mostly has it in braids

Height: 6’0

Weight: 165 lbs

Body build:

Skin tone: beige

Distinguishing marks: His tattoos sticking out of his collar and on his hands

Fashion:

Faceclaim: Coltan Haynes when he’s a teen and Florian Munteanu when he’s older

Hogwarts Information

House: Slytherin

Quidditch: He hates heights so he refuses to go to games

Prefect: No

Extra curricular:

Grades:

Transfiguration: E

Charms: O

Herbology: O

Potions: O

Astronomy: A

History of Magic: P

Electives

Care of Magical Creatures: E

Personality

Dorky, smart, sneaky, chaotic and confident

Inventory

In his bag:

Textbooks

A variety of different books both muggle and wizard

Guns

His sword (It’s bottomless)

Treats for Zar (The hellhound) and Jalapeno (The ferret)

Notebooks to draw and write in

In his pockets:

His wand

Some money, both muggle and wizarding

Relationships

Family:

Father: Dionysus

Mother: Skylar Silas

Friends: (Whoever Zahra runs with is who he runs with)

Zahra Fowler

Fred and George Weasley

Dean Thomas

Seamus Finnigan

Harry Potter

Moony Nguyệt Gyeong-Ja Watson ( @wangxianforever000)

Neville Longbottom

Luna Lovegood

S/O (significant other):

Idk yet but if you want an mc x mc relationship, let me know

Pets: Zar and Jalapeño (The ferret is Jalapeño and the hellhound is Zar)

[tessatechaitea]

Inferior 5 #1

Hopefully this will be like when Giffen made the Legion of Super-heroes super fucking dark.

How many dicks can you find, kids?!

"How many dicks can you find, kids" is the least quotable line I've ever written. The Kamandi just out of surgery cosplayer winds up getting exploded by the kid in the canvas sack face mask. You know the kid is bad news because he can make people explode with his mind. Although if you ran into him in the desert, you wouldn't know that immediately so I should have stated the other ways you can tell he's bad news so as to maybe avoid exploding. First off, he's a kid out in the desert alone. Kids by themselves are creepy. Plus he's wearing a canvas bag on his head. Canvas is always a warning sign that you might be dealing with cannibal hillbillies, especially when it's covering an almost certainly mutilated face. Also, the kid's canvas bag mask has a big red X on it. Anybody who's been through the American educational system has a strong aversion to red X's. Also spooky: the kid recites nursery rhymes. When you hear one of those, you know you're either about to die or laugh hysterically because did you hear how the Diceman said "cock" instead of "clock"?! How did we never stop laughing in the Eighties?! Oh, one more clue that not all is right with this kid: he lives in Dangerfield, Arizona. That's almost as big a red flag as some sweaty, long-haired kid in overalls from Back Swamp, North Carolina. The story picks up with some nerdy kid (probably Merrymaker since he's the big virgin of the group) whining about how his dad died in The Invasion of Metropolis (what was that? Is that a reference to the beginning of The New 52 when Darkseid attacked Earth? Or is this a reference to the Invasion by the Dominators which was compiled in three way-too-long comics?). After the Invasion, he and his mom moved to Dangerfield, Arizona. Because who wouldn't feel safer in a place with a name that causes constant anxiety over a place where the greatest hero in the world lives?

According to the date on this calendar, the Invasion mentioned was the Dominator one which created the Meta-Gene explanation of superpowers which we recently learned was a computer jargon shortening of the term "metal-gene."

The calendar isn't the only proof that this invasion was by Dominators and not Parademons! By turning the page instead of trying to ferret out what's going on by examining every panel carefully and spending an inordinate amount of my short lifespan trying to guess what's about to happen instead of just fucking turning the Goddamned page and letting the writers explain it to me, I discover the Dominators are leading an invasion of Earth Number This Is Fucked Up. At least I think it's Earth Number This Is Fucked Up because the invasion seems to have worked. Superman is dead and most of the other heroes have been placed in a space gulag. Plus that kid in the canvas bag marking X's on houses seems to play an important role in the Dominator's invasion force.

Unless this is all just a comic book on Earth Number Main Earth?

Maybe I should turn some more pages! But first, I just need to Google "Lisa Loeb's boobs." The kid complaining about the Invasion comic book is named Lisa (no relation to Lisa Loeb's boobs) and she points out to the suspiciously bloody comic book seller with a light sensitivity named Vlad that the Invasion really happened. So I guess DC is simply profiting on everybody's pain and misery. I bet just to make the series even more painful and miserable, DC hired Scott Lobdell to write it. Justin, the whiny kid from Metropolis, is being observed by some outside observers (as opposed to inside observers which would be, I guess, parasites?). He heads downtown where he's about to make contact with Dumb Bunny and Awkwardman! Except he doesn't. Man, I should probably read more than two panels at a time before writing anything. It would save everybody a lot of wasted effort, me with writing sloppy synopses of comics and the three people reading this having to fucking read this. But then I don't have any responsibility to anybody to make these "reviews" shorter. It's not my fault if somebody wanted to Google "Lisa Loeb's boobs" but found they didn't have enough time because they were reading this shit. That's their own fault for not prioritizing their desires! Googling "Lisa Loeb's boobs" was so important to me that I did it in the middle of this review! Come on, people. It's the modern age! You can view Lisa Loeb's boobs any time you want (through clothing, that is. I'm not advocating for searching for nude pics of Lisa Loeb's boobs which probably don't exist anyway and if you think they do, it was probably just Lisa Loeb's head photoshopped onto a naked torso). Lisa has been uncovering clues to the weirdness of Dangerfield, Arizona because she dresses like Velma. Unless she dresses like Velma because she searches for clues the way her hero, Velma, searches for clues. I don't know enough about Lisa's backstory to say. It's possible Lisa isn't even aware of Velma and it's just Giffen spending some easy pop culture capital so readers associate Lisa with Velma and understand her more simply by looking at her image.

Here are a bunch of the clues she's uncovered that I didn't want to try to parse through my digressions and fascination with Lisa Loeb.

Billy Shanker, the kid with the canvas bag who says things like, "Oh! The three little kittens! They fucked their mittens! Oh! Look at the way I hold my cigarette! Boom!", murders Justin's mom and takes her corpse to some guy in a hazmat suit that might be a Dominator but also might be, seeing as how Giffen is writing this, Ambush Bug. Man I hope it's Ambush Bug! Justin returns home to find his mother gone and the interior (five?) of his house covered in red X's. Oh no. That's a really bad sign! Not one black check mark in the bunch! Some people might think Keith Giffen isn't the best artist in town because he's a writer and his art isn't for everybody. Plus he never puts any thought into his panel layout and just goes the same size boxes every time (sometimes in the six variety, sometimes in the nine). I happen to love his art so I'm not one of those people. But in keeping with a guy whose art isn't what people would call great (although those people usually love mainstream great garbage art like John Romita Jr or David Finch or Tony S. Daniel), Jeff Lemire draws the back-up story. I don't think that was an insult at Lemire's expense. If it was, I'm sorry because I was really just trying to insult John Romita, Jr and David Finch and Tony S. Daniel. The back-up story features Peacemaker whom I only remember by look. According to the Who's Who, Peacemaker is a guy who loved peace so much that he realized sometimes he'd have to use extreme violence to ensure it. Also he suffered a head injury during Crisis on Infinite Earths which seems like a weird thing to mention in the Who's Who. "Trillions of lives were extinguished during the multiversal extermination event! Billions and billions of worlds destroyed! People's pasts erased in the blink of an eye! Supergirl and Flash and some other people nobody remembers killed! And Peacemaker suffered some head trauma." I suppose it's important to the character. Maybe it was meant to make him more extreme so he'd be relevant in the post-Crisis era. Peacemaker is on a mission for Amanda Waller to find some super weapon that the Russians want. His search leads him to a bunker with a dead Dominator, a mysterious capsule, and a map leading him to Dangerfield, Arizona! Inferior 5 #1 Rating: B+. I'm a sucker for Giffen stories and Giffen art. And Giffen stories backed up by Lemire's writing are probably even better. This one was pretty good so consider it evidence that my previous statement is almost certainly correct. One thing I like about Giffen is that he doesn't mind writing things that can be confusing on their first (or even second!) read through. He tells the story, makes the jokes, slowly unveils the plot, and to hell with anybody who doesn't want to invest a little time in making it all out. Seems to me, a lot of modern comic book readers could learn to love ambiguity. But they're all so desperate for the interior monologue of the main characters so they know exactly what to think after reading something. They're so coddled that they think subtlety is when a story explicitly shows them what's happening without the main character also explaining it in a monologue as they experience it. They wouldn't recognize subtlety if it...well, I mean, it's subtlety. It should be hard to recognize so I don't know how to finish that statement. Now go read Inferior 5 and hate me for recommending it when you're finished.

[moisellethefae]

Rat, Kaya, and Teyo race to bring the guilds of Ravnica to the table for Ral Zarek's Operation Desperation. Original Story: https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/war-spark-ravnica-desperate-operatives-2019-05-29

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[cakemagemaeve]

Gods, I love thieving ferrets. I used to have one named Q (yes, after the Star Trek character) whose favorite target was maxi pads. He'd steal 'em from the bathroom and stash them under the couch until he had a big pile, and then he'd sleep on top of them like a stinky little fur-dragon. He also once managed to drag a brand-new 24-pack of toilet paper all the way to the living room from the bathroom and spent like five minutes trying to drag the whole thing under the couch. Man, I miss that little trickster.

He’s innocent!