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A history and mythology lesson reminding you that trans and non-binary people have always existed! [Long post]

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i need to be more obnoxiously trans

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imagine you're a mechanic in the Transformers universe and you have a car come in with engine trouble so you open it up and the engine is just full of some kind of weird fast-spreading rust. never seen anything like it before

so you're like. hmmm. and you call the Autobots like 'hi I know this number is supposed to be for reporting possible Decepticon activity but I've got some kind of alien bullshit going on and I don't know who to ask'. they hand you over to Ratchet and Rachet is like 'hm I think I know what that is but let me come run some tests'

SO Ratchet comes over and has a look at the engine and is like yeah as I thought. its crotch rust. and you're like 'crotch rust??' and he's like yeah its crotch rust. its a. well I think humans call them STIs? its like that.

so you're like '..........are you telling me a Transformer fucked this car' and he's like yeah. looks that way. and you're like 'what in the world' and he's like I don't know. people are freaks. anyway we don't want this stuff spreading so I'll be back tomorrow with the right nanites. keep it away from the other cars.

he comes back the next day like okay so I have good news and I have bad news. you're like 'well what's the good news' and he's like WELL I spent last night testing all the autobots for crotch rust and they're all clean. so you're like 'does that mean the car wasn't fucked' and he's like oh no the car was definitely fucked there's no other way this could have happened.

so you're like 'wait. are you saying a Decepticon fucked this car?' and he's like yes. we have a Decepticon fucking cars. and they are giving the cars STIs. thank you for bringing this to our attention here are the nanites goodbye.

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the following steps are the phases of each combat round in my new TTRPG:

Calling the round to order

Reading and approving the minutes from the prior combat round

Reports of officers

Report of each standing committee

Priority actions

Unfinished actions and actions postponed from the prior combat round

New actions conducted this combat round

Adjourning the round

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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on some subconscious level i never even thought of david lynch as someone who could die

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Javier Mayoral, David Lynch

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2024 : Getting carried away by the latest fad :: 2025 : Getting carried away by the latest fae

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Ibupikmin (I wanted it in a higher quality for my emojis)

Edit: Now with HRTmin.

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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Caught my daughter with yugioh cards so i made her smoke the whole pack

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went a little out of my comfort zone for this assignment cause I wanted to practice lighting/rendering/environments