#Mattresses & Covers

[foldingfittedsheets]

Went to look at a jacket I’ve wanted for ages that would be a slightly bigger purchase. Checked my bank account to see if I could swing it and was like. Ah. I was having a little laugh, there, I cannot afford such a thing.

Maybe next year.

[notbecauseofvictories]

I did so much today, I cleaned out my planters and I prepped all my indoor plants for winter, I went to the store and cleaned and read for book club and made some fancy desserts---but unfortunately, I completely forgot the laundry, so I'll be sleeping on a flat sheet draped over my bed tonight.

Life is full of such indignities.

[kittyhawkbombardier-bitch]

let’s be real here, Dallas wouldn’t have ANY sheets or pillow covers, or a duvet cover, just a ( probably stained and dirty ) mattress and like a single fucking pillow and a ratty tattered blanket that he only uses in the winter

[anadorablekiwi]

*stumbles in, panting, sweating, heart beating fast*

*collapses on the floor starfish style*

I changed my bedsheets.

*dies*

[wrishwrosh]

nickname highlights from a 612th graves registration company yearbook i found on internet archive:

squarebush (surname rountree)

ford (surname carr)

giggles

calamity

turkey leg

quinky

alabama (from alabama)

louisville (from orlando)

madithon (from madison, presumably had a lisp)

the head (bald)

two-gun dick (not explained)

[grossillygirl]

im sad. extremely sad actually yeah. very sad indeedy.

[faaun]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[carterthug1]

How to prep for bedwetter.

Top pic bedwetters mattress protector.2nd pic bedwetters vinyl cover ripped.3rd pic new vinyl cover.4th pic new bamboo waterproof mattress cover.

Clean bed awaiting the bed wetter tonight

[moodr1ng]

sometimes i remember just how crazy i was about christian moralizing novels as a kid like thats wild. i read les malheurs de sophie & les petites filles modèles so many times. i was obsessed w like, this book about schoolboys at a christian private school where the good boys wear shorts and the bad boys wear blue jeans. actually that one was really homoerotic also. like it was all about how the protagonist good boy wants to be friends w this new kid but one of the blue jeans boys is trying to steal his friend, and its all like. about how intense their friendship is and how obsessed he is w this guy. ive departed from my original point here i just suddenly remember how fucking gay this old christian kids book was thats crazy.. anyway i used to sleep on the floor of my room to become braver bc the kids in the book did that.

[pepsinister]

my camping bed is done!

there are some next steps related to modifying the mattress, which obviously only kind of fits, but the bed structure itself is complete and works perfectly 😌

[thealatvs]

when you invite me to your shitty apartment after i paid for drinks and i lay there thinking that this must be love and i hate you

[implalazz]

Cat photo dump I love her

[sadgirlautumn]

My cat threw up all over my bed ☹️

[thenarrativefoil]

i bought a couch from the nicest couple of gay guys today and one of them showed me his swallow tattoos and had a subtle trans shirt on and their apartment was covered in lego flowers (it was so adorable)

and after the first couch i got from a mousey butch dyke i think gaydar applies to furniture too like. some couches are gay.

[bucephaly]

You think if I show up to camping habitat job with an airmattress and a cot and a popup tent everyone would laugh at me and hit me with sticks

[smitherscreens]

if you could pick one song for twenty one pilots to cover, what would it be?