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Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

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repeating this to myself nonstop

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possibly one of the best pictures to ever grace the internet

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In the past, I used to celebrate my birthday🎂 every year with my family and friends at work.

Today, on my birthday, I am alone after most of my friends were killed in the war, the family was scattered, and some of them were killed as well.💔

My wish on my birthday is for you to participate and donate to help the rest of my family get out of Gaza.🍉 donation🫂

Verified✅

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Executive chef at a top Thai restaurant tells Gordon Ramsay that his Pad Thai is trash [x]

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I keep thinking abt this comment and giggling

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i know the term "treatlerite" gets bandied about a lot on here but the amount of people i saw on reddit who 1. didn't immediately see this policy as a direct threat to the safety of trans dashers and 2. thought this would have literally any benefit whatsoever (and 2b. thought that "guessing at the dasher's race and gender ahead of time" was a benefit worth point 1) was... disheartening, to say the least

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how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on

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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).

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Spin the wheel for your new government assigned hairstyle.

List of hairstyles here

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Do you sometimes hate when others defend you, like I'm not a charity case?

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y'all r way too comfortable calling transfems who don't meet ur standards for femininity "butch"

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Dog