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we ordered sixty chicken wings and I ate thirty chicken wings
#actually 31 but ACTUALLY only 30 because Devon had a couple bites that definitely add up to a Single Chicken Wing#food#meat
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I wonder from where so many Americans get the idea that voting is supposed to be some expression of your deepest, most beloved values and virtues rather than a pragmatic, political move meant to shift your country as much closer to your ideal as possible. This strikes me as another example of extreme individualism. Voting isn’t about *you*. It’s about your city, state, and/or country. It doesn’t have to feel transcendently good deep down in your bones. It just has to *do* as much good as you can do, in this particular moment in time.
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hi! it would be a BLAST if you could encourage all your usamerican followers to VOTE uwu
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(Find out where you can vote!)
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remember when you used to look stuff up and the first result was always wikipedia :(
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for a literature essay im writing im inexplicably looking up a lot of articles abt private pools and american culture and now im curious.
i'm dutch, and to me a private pool seems like the height of ostentatious luxury. i don't know anyone in my country who has a private pool, i grew up swimming in public pools or whatever random body of water was nearby, lakes or rivers or canals or whatever. american media has so many private pools though, are they really that common?
#yeah we got a pool#it’s kind of a bummer (maintenance) and I’ve been told occasionally that it actually decreases the property value#(because a hypothetical prospective buyer would be saddled with maintaining a pool)#would be interested to see the breakdown if OP had split the first option into two#instead of combing past & present
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not normie enough to fit in but not fringe enough to lean into being a freak, worst of both worlds, pure liminality, just the weird coworker, and unrelatable classmate. and your mutual
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So far as I've seen, none of my followers are in the "screw everything, I refuse to vote" camp, which is good. For any who are, though, the adage I want to lean on right now is "which administration would you rather protest against?" Which seems more receptive to make the changes you want to advocate for, which one is starting from a better position? Added to that, remember that a couple of years ago, one party wanted to make it legal to run over protestors with your car. Political memory is short, but that one definitely shouldn't be forgotten.
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genuinely hate that the german wird for concise is prägnant, because whenever I want to translate it into english my brain tells me it’s pregnant
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My puppy is rather malleable when she’s napping. Decided to make a quick stop motion animation with her!
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Low key my dog has been fading away and we can see through him now we tried tying him down with a rope but he just phases through it couldnt do that yesterday i think hes going home now
Worst part he has this knowing look
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dude i just had the funniest premonition of your death
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