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“does this character eat pussy” poll and it’s your full name first middle and last under an unflattering candid picture of you having a bad experience at the grocery store
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if I were saying it you it would be a handful of pretzels
We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Eat A Handful Of Delicious Salted Cashews First? Is Something Wrong With You?
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Check out the bonus panel on the site!
SMBC ◆ PATREON ◆ INSTAGRAM ◆ BLUESKY ◆ STORE
Buy this comic as a print!
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FOOD DISCOURSE: reblog with ur opinions on guacamole, olives, mango, hummus, tomatoes, and cannolis
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minor pet peeve. every time in a movie or tv show where an older guy makes an unwanted advance on a younger woman and she acts like it's silly and charming. PROPAGANDA, IM TELLING YOU. copium on behalf of the directors for sure
#I’M ALWAYS SAYING THIS#cinema (1880s-2020s) is an mkultra style indoctrination program to turn men into stalkers
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We Just Going To 7/11 Man. Why You Need To Eat A Handful Of Delicious Salted Cashews First? Is Something Wrong With You?
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computer open.
computer shpw me fortnite milfs.
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I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.
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can anyone PLEASE find me the destiel thing where he drank the strange potion
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my bagels
I made ten and then the hawks descended and just ate two of them -_-
my bagel journey:





#food#didn’t shape them well for the first couple because I wasn’t brave enough to go straight from shaping to the water#but the last couple formed up very nicely
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