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Bacteria do have souls, but binary fission doesn’t produce new souls 99% of the time, so most single celled organisms share these sprawling souls that just get bigger every time they divide. Over time they compact down into these big mats of soul get compacted into geological layers that gradually accrete to the world soul. Sexual reproduction creates new souls but they’re much shorter lived as a result, and rarely make it into the bedrock, so most of the world spirit is from the Proterozoic.
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re: tags on previous post: when I say “half a mind” there’s the implied other half - that half wants me to go to a different, equally good restaurant for lunch every day for two weeks straight
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Only vacation pic that matters
#Food#meat#since this is my last time ever being out this way I have a half a mind to just come to this restaurant for lunch every day#for the next two weeks straight
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beautiful women are once again clamoring for my attention



& jumping up on me & kicking me directly in the balls for real



beautiful women are clamoring for my attention
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margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates
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the shadows? yeah, yeah:

hello from sunny las vegas
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hello from shadowy Tucson
hello from sunny las vegas
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two fortune cookies in a row without fortunes in them. am I going to die
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woah there’s another Adlai on this flight
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huh? the sun? this time of day?
why, right here:

hello from sunny las vegas
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I won the auction btw
just found & am trying to buy a Ricoh XR2…………………………
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peace and love on planet earth
my iPad didn’t charge the night before my flight -_-
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my iPad didn’t charge the night before my flight -_-
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