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babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

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applying papier mache to the homie who fell asleep on the floor during the party and then using it as a mold to make a 1-to-1 perfect silicone sculpture of him which we place on the floor and gently interlace with him so it looks like he is sleeping restfully with the yin yang of his own somnolent form lol

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watching twin peaks is hard because sometimes you think 'these characters could use some therapy'. and then you remember that some of them did seek out professional help but their only option was this

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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄

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Racist character of today:

Angel Dust from "Hazbin Hotel"

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Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter was released almost a year ago, during which time i have been feeding you toxic ageing serum and bone weakeners. feel old yet?

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small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

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when u have the correct number of cinderblocks in ur enclosure

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notice how nobody ever slaves away for hours over a cold stove 🤨

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If you break the AntWiki Code, you're dead to me.

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jack of all trades, master also of all those trades. no prablem 👌

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Imagine if you will a big and large dog. Your not making it big enough in your mind. Okay now it's good. Picture its favorite food is berries and salmon. You want to pet it, don't you? Well don't. What you've just invented is a bear. And you're under arrest for inventing the bear.