#the worst part is

[houseswife]

you guys remember when house wanted to move into wilson’s spare bedroom (amber shrine) and the way he chose to communicate this was by jerking off on his couch when he knew wilson would catch him. i’m seriously asking. are they normal about anything

[my-mistake-lets-do-this-again]

i had an incredibly dumb (amazing) idea

J&W dating sim. it starts as a dating sim but gradually transitions into a survival game where Jeeves is hunting you the fuck down

it would be called “Wooing Wooster”

actually let me know if you want to help because fr i have some folks who might be down to help already so it would be awesome to have a team

[cursedwithcaution]

I SEARCHED “two guys high five” ON PINTEREST AND IT IMMEDIATELY SERVED ME GUSTHOMULE

they read me for filth i fear

[spacedoutboyzz]

Fiddleford the kinda guy to see the ‘best by:’ label and say ‘its just a suggestion!’

[esosage]

Doctor olivia octavius, from the "into the spider-verse" movie, is litterally just the gender bent version of dr. Robotnik from the first sonic movie, and you cannot change my mind.

I mean LOOK AT THEM!

LOOK AT THEM!

[noraaron]

I dreamed a charlie slimecicle video last night. I can't even remember what it was. Rest in peace to the random slimecicle video I created in my mind

[zundely]

One thing that annoys me to no end about how Aveline's involvement and inaction im "Prime suspect" questline pans out is that they basically took the worst of both worlds.

Like you could want Aveline's inaction to be part of her development and a character flaw- which is very consisten with how she usually prioritizes the guards safety and overall image over literally anything else including their duty to protect the people. Like the investigation wasn't going anywhere and it made the guard look bad so she is dropping it because to her the smallest chance that Emeric is in fact right and people are in danger isn't worth the damage to the guard in case he is wrong. This is also good foreshadowing for when this worst trait of Aveline results in Qunari invasion. The only thing that makes me doubt this was the intention is that Aveline never gets the "Oh shit, I am not meant to protect the guard- I am meant to make sure the guard protects everyone else" moment, which was dierly needed if that's what they were going for. It was direly needed in Aveline's case in general because considering all the characters get their "Questioning beliefs" moments... Aveline's questioned beliefs are the most vague.

So lets imagine this is not what they were going for for a moment which honestly I find plausible considering the game tends to frame Aveline as mostly reasonable and how the talk afterwards goes if you do point out it was her fault. Lets imagine that Aveline wasn't supposed to be the one to blame here, the game just needed a reason for why Hawke got mixed up with the investigation- I still to this day do not get why they didn't use the perfect reason we later learned they had.

The investigation was constantly being poisoned by Orsino. Since we learn in the end that Orsino was aware of Quentins existance but keeping it under wraps to not justify Meredith's methods, he could also do what he can to make sure he was untraceable. And obviously he wouldn't know exactly what Quentin was involved with, he wouldn't believe the rumors that were cirrculating- they make every other apostate sound like a bloodthirsty killer after all.

Aveline would notice something is off and official ways of investigating are being stopped in their tracks. So she goes to Hawke with "listen this may be nothing but I feel someone really doesn't want us to find out anything in this case, and I have a bad feeling."

This way you kill two birds with one stone- you absolve Aveline of all the responsibility for what happens and you give a hint Quentin had some powerful friends.

Now I know this would put Orsino in a worse light were in the game he just turns the blind eye, but at least to me it doesn't make him necessarily a bad person? Just a man under immense amount of pressure who is very aware of how one bad thing a out one mage puts all of them in danger. I think this would also potentially make his relationship with Hawke absolutely heartbreaking especially if Hawke supports the mages. Like how do you tell the one most powerfull ally you have that you are indirectly responsible for the worst thing that happened to them.

While I personally think having Aveline be responsible for what happened and take some time to think on it would be better for the story and for her character growth I think the second option also had a good narrative potential- but instead they sort of took both of those but not really. Aveline's inaction hurts the one she swore to protect... but not really. Orsino knew about Quentin and is therefore to some extent responsible for what happened... but not really. Hawke's mother is dead and we didn't even get a churro out of it.

[grahoriasfancave]

Thinking about how in a single gameplay Jason (who already has blood on his hands and conscience from an incorrect call) can be faced with the decision to:

let Merwin face the vampires alone

stab Joey

shoot or abandon Clarice

shoot Rachel

lie to Nick about his chance of survival

leave Salim to die

And then thinking about how they find Balathu or Kurum half preserved and suffering and Salim decides they must put him out of his misery. And how when Jason automatically moves to follow through, Salim puts a hand on his gun and says “I’ll do it.”

It’s a choice born of practicality, not kindness. But to Jason, who’s made the call so many times he’s gone numb, it must also be a lifeline.

[anadorablekiwi]

*stumbles in, panting, sweating, heart beating fast*

*collapses on the floor starfish style*

I changed my bedsheets.

*dies*

[happyfoxx-art]

Day 4: Draw a part of the human anatomy you have trouble with. x20, with at least 5 being skeletal/musculature studies.

Well, that was a nightmare. BUT I DID IT. ughhghghg hands. 

[i-am-trans-gwender]

The worst part of being bisexual is people thinking I only date men and women. When I say I also date other genders besides men and women, people I'm told I must be pan. They focus to much on the prefix bi meaning two.

Weird comparison: Guinea pigs are not actually pigs from guinea. Sometimes names are misleading.

Despite the prefix I can date all genders.

I also hate fighting with pan people. Are sexualities are similar yet distinct. I just want to get along and fight queerphobes together.

[insomniac-ships]

>"DNI if proship."

>[proceeds to leave a reply on my post]

????????? Hello????

[bluetbluish]

i ask vry ncicey! post the old etho!

ignore my spelling ples im crying over a webcomic!

Actually crying over a webcomic is so valid smh

I posted it here !! It's very scary so click at your own risk you have been warned

[quackurucho]

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[larwisko]

Arthur: Why is KiY crying on the floor?

Kayne: He took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

Arthur: And?

Kayne: He got John.

[briarpatch-kids]

I am not supposed to go outside in the next couple days unless necessary. I checked my garden earlier and you could TASTE the smoke.