#Matt dierkes headcannons

[darksigns-exe]

bad omens headcanons: fingering

nsfw below

note: all it took for this was a clip of nicky playing bass btw.

Folio

This boy would be so fascinated by every little sound you make. He’s curious to see what else he can pull from you. Kneels in front of you with a warm hand on your waist. Twists his fingers experimentally, presses his thumb against your clit. He’s so focused on you, keeps telling you how good you feel around his fingers.

He’s so enraptured by the sight of you falling apart for him.

Maybe he’s a little impatient with it. Rushes a little, but how could you be upset with him when he makes you feel so good?

Nick

He just wants his darling to feel good, okay? Knows what he’s doing with those dexterous fingers of his. I mean, have you seen him play?

Keeps asking if you’re feeling good, even though you’re reduced to whines and moans.

Needs to hear you say how good he’s making you feel.

Probably has you sitting in front of him so that you can lean against him. Has an arm wrapped around your middle while the fingers of the other keep pushing you closer and closer towards your climax. Litters your neck and shoulders with kisses while you fall apart around his fingers.

Jolly

Now this man is a danger to society.

He gets mean when he fingers you. He’s slow, methodical with it. He teases and taunts as if it’s natural for him (probably is).

Finds the greatest delight in watching you squirm for him.

Gives you just enough to keep you on the edge, but not enough to make you finish. He wants to draw this out, make you plead for him.

Is nice enough to remind you that you can always use your safe word if it’s so much. Will absolutely mock you just a little bit. Entirely consensually, of course.

Noah

This boy loves getting his hands on you. He loves snaking his hand between your thighs when he’s cuddled up behind you. Slowly teases his fingers through your folds while you continue to watch your film — or at least pretend to pay attention to it.

Loves to tease a little but once he hears your pretty whines, he’s lost. He loves hearing your sighs and he loves when you tell him how good he’s making you feel. Noah thrives to hear your praise no matter if it comes in the form of actual words or just your sighs and moans.

And once he’s done, you can be sure that his fingers will find their way into his mouth. The boy doesn’t waste anything.

Matt

I firmly believe that this man loves a quick and dirty encounter. When you visit him on tour, he’ll pull you into a bathroom to get his hands on you. Buries his face in your neck, while he has two fingers so deep inside of you.

Tells you how good you feel around his fingers in a way that sounds almost a little mean. But you know that he has nothing but love for you. He knows that you like it when he gets a little mean with you.

But when you have the time for it he’s the sweetest, gentlest boy.

Davis

Has you sitting in front of him while you take a bath together. There’s a scented candle, nice bath oils, a playlist that contains at least one Portishead song playing in the background. It starts off so innocently as just a bath, a little Sunday evening ritual you share.

But eventually you feel his lips on your neck and his fingers on your thigh. It’s slow and teasing. He’s not out to make you cry in pleasure today, no he just wants to make you feel all good and relaxed.

[blairboo]

Long Time

Prologue

Matt Dierkes X Fem!Reader.

Warnings: Some angst🤏🏻

You and Matt met in 2016, when your brother, Noah, invited Matt to help the band and be their tour manager. You always got along, joking, making inside jokes, and teasing each other.

Becoming best friends, maybe something more but never really….

Maybe you never admitted to having a little crush on him. And he never admitted to having one on you either.

Things changed, though. You both grew up, started having your own lives, not including each other as much.

You moved to London to pursue your singing career. Noah gave you some tips, and you found a good producer in Kensington, London.

You moved there two months later. And since then, things changed. You and Matt didn’t talk as frequently anymore, and the late-night conversations were forgotten.

During the time you were producing your debut album, which made you met a guy named Simon. He had always helped you with the music production, and you became good friends.

Then, the flirting started. You both would go out to bars, restaurants, and even clubs.

At one of those parties, you kissed for the first time. From then on, you could say you were a couple. Always sleeping over at each other’s places, traveling together. You even mentioned him to Noah.

Until, as always, things changed.

You saw a photo on Instagram of Simon kissing another woman.

You confronted him, asking what had happened. On one hand, you were trying to understand him, and on the other, he was yelling at you to leave him alone.

He never explained. He just said he didn’t remember anything. You tried to move on and forget the mistake, but things only got worse.

He constantly avoided talking to you, always apologizing to avoid the conversation.

That was the end for you two.

And despite all of that happening, you finally finished your debut album. And of course, there were questionable songs about relationships.

Some weeks later.

Noah texted you, asking you to come to Los Angeles for Christmas and New Year's. He also mentioned that Matt had recently lost Boo.

You had known Boo for a long time, being good companions. You, Matt, and Boo.

Two days before Christmas, you took a flight from London to Los Angeles.

When you arrived, Noah was waiting at the international arrivals gate.

It was such a relief after such a long time without having a familiar face around, since most people in London aren't very friendly.

You talked about what happened, and you told him about Simon and all the drama. Noah clearly wanted to track Simon down and give him a piece of his mind. Obviously, you stopped the conversation right there.

The truth was, you knew you had messed up with Matt. You had totally abandoned him, even though he told you there was no problem with you going after what you wanted. You felt bad when thinking about what had happened.

You and Noah drove to the house where everyone was.

As you got closer, you could feel your heart racing. The thought of seeing Matt again after so long gave you that strange feeling of anxiety.

You arrived, and you were greeted with love and joy, everyone happy to have you back.

"Who’s alive always shows up," Nick said, giving you a hug.

You just agreed with a smile, your concern about reuniting with Matt being greater.

After many conversations, you needed to use the bathroom.

You walked down the hallway from the main living room, and as you reached the door handle, a voice you instantly recognized spoke:

"Cheap version of Galadriel has arrived."

Of course, it was a reference to *The Lord of the Rings*, your favorite movie.

💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌💌

Hey guys! Finally back!

Happy late birthday to our dear Matt!

A little short story about him.

Well, let me know if this deserves some more chapters!

Blair💌

[xmads-omensx]

Meeting The Parents

Pairing: Matt Dierkes X Reader

Content Warnings:

Tags: @shayeanna-ashlie @alwaysfightforwhoyouare @supersquirrel1996 @dontwantthemoney @tosoundlessdarkistare @klutzy-kay24 @heyyoplayer @lacy1986 @thisbicc @collidewiththesav @follow-me-down-to-wonderland @dsireland86 @dominuslunae

Thank you lovely @heyyoplayer for this idea <3 LOVE YOU

Matt meeting your parents was an interesting interaction to witness.

He never let on that he was nervous to meet them, and had been approaching the concept with a "I've got this" attitude, which he most defiantly did not have.

He held a confidence about him over the days before you were due to take him to meet your parents, but you could see right through his façade, and you didn't wants to tell him.

The drive over was relatively quiet with only one of your shared playlists sending a melodic sound throughout the car.

It was only when you pulled into the driveway when the mask Matt had put on fell.

"I can't do this."

"What if they hate me?"

"They're going to hate me."

Your parents, in fact, didn’t hate Matt in the slightest.

Your father loved him the moment he saw the smile on your face as you both walked through the front door, hand in hand.

Upon finding out about Matt’s background as a drummer, your father dragged him into the garage where a miss matched drum kit sat so that the two of them could play together.

Matt on drums and your father playing guitar.

Your mother loved him too.

Especially since he helped clear the table and wash up the dishes after you had all finished dinner.

When the time came so say your goodbyes, Matt seemed almost sad to leave.

You father had given Matt his phone number so they could talk music and the likes.

Matt even played a mixtape that your dad had given him of songs he listened to when he was younger.

Your parents loved Matt.

And Matt loved your parents.

[honeytama]

Date w/ Matt in Dallas, TX Headcanons

Matt Dierkes x Reader

A/N: I made my first moodboard?? Wild. This is dedicated to Matt being a proud Texas man 🫡

Content: Pure fluff, established relationship, some suggestive content, Matt and you being cute at the Dallas World Aquarium and Serious Pizza in DTX

Word Count: 1.1k

This is for the Matt lovers out there: whether you’ve been to Dallas, are from here, or haven’t been. For the sake of these headcanons, where Reader lives is open/undetermined.

Matt gets excited when he hears you haven’t been to the Dallas World Aquarium. 

“It’s like my fourth favorite place ever.”

You ask him what his first favorite place is.

“Probably, in bed, with you,” he winks.

You blush and slap his bicep.

“I was going to take you on a date there tomorrow, but I guess not,” he jokes, shaking his head.

You beg him to take you.

“Alright, alright. Just make sure you wear some comfortable shoes,” he constantly teases you about choosing to wear Dr. Martens with every outfit. They’re comfortable, what can you say?

The next afternoon, you’re in his car with his hand on your thigh as he drives you to the aquarium. The radio blasts with a blended playlist of your two’s favorite music.

He parks and you both make the walk to the front entrance to buy your tickets. You’re astounded at the detail of the building and it’s HUGE. Fronds of leaves and bamboo make the entrance immerse you into a rainforest jungle. It even felt a little more humid than outside.

Matt notices you looking around in awe as you wait in line.

“You’re going to love it as much as me. There’s penguins, alligators—,” he stops when you put a finger to his lips.

You tease him about giving spoilers.

Matt’s not too much into PDA, but he’ll hold your hand shamelessly. He does judge the “Disneyland-waiting-line-couples” that “choose to have each other's hands all over each other and their tongues fighting a war in each other's mouths.”

You lean in close enough so only he can hear and tell him that he didn’t judge you when you had your tongue in his mouth last night.

“That’s different! We were in the privacy of my own home,” he defends himself.

You two finally reach the ticket booth and he pays for you, of course.

He takes your hand, again. You figure he should lead you throughout the experience so you follow close behind him.

You two stop at the penguin exhibit first. There’s a door to step outside and a nice-sized area where small, Black-footed penguins swam and played.

Matt immediately releases your hand to take pictures. He spots a squirrel in a tree that somehow entered the exhibit, and takes a picture of that too.

“I just wish there was a raccoon exhibit here,” he frowns.

You warn him again about giving spoilers.

“You’ve got to be kidding me,” he groans, taking your hand to lead you back into the building.

You end up on a walkway on the second floor that looks over a lagoon below. The aquarium continues its rainforest theme with trees, mist, and birds able to freely fly around the building.

A toucan flies up to you both and lands on the fencing before you. It hops onto Matt’s shoulder and he carefully hands you his phone to snap a picture.

“Can you tell I’m trying not to freak out?” Matt says softly with a smile.

The rest of the rainforest-themed area you two hold hands through is gorgeous and super fun.

You two get the opportunity to feed a three-toed sloth and it’s Matt’s favorite part of the day.

You see some Pygmy marmosets, stingrays, bats, and otters, among many other animals that Matt got cutely excited over.

Then it was on to the classic aquarium area. You two walked through rooms together filled with tanks of fish from around the world. 

Once you're in the area where it’s dark and the fish tanks glow, Matt gets more comfortable and pulls you in by the waist so he can be close to you as you wash the fish swim by.

You tell him how beautiful he looks in the blue light.

“Stop,” he pretends he hates when you compliment him, but loves it. “You’re the most beautiful person in here, baby.”

He leans down for a kiss and his pink lips feel as plush as ever. He pulls you in close; his hands roam your waist and travel down the small of your back to your ass, causing you two to get a little carried away.

You lightly detach from the kiss and warn him that people could be watching.

“They can mind their own business,” he says with a smirk.

Your face flushes at him being surprisingly so bold.

You two finished off the aquarium with a stop at the gift shop on the way out.

“I’ll get you one thing. One,” he holds up his forefinger.

He buys you everything you ask for. Including a baby otter plush that you told him you couldn’t live without.

“Are you hungry? It’s almost dinner time,” he checks his phone.

You agree and you take his car less than ten minutes away to Serious Pizza in Deep Ellum.

You two walk in and Matt points out the pizza chefs tossing giant pizza doughs in the air. Holy shit.

Matt orders one slice of cheese and one pepperoni for you two to share and pulls out his card to pay for you. (Matt paying for everything is just so hot to me.)

You wonder if two slices will be enough for the two of you, but you trust him.

He leads you to a booth at the back of the shop and you sit down.

“What was your favorite part of the aquarium?” He asks you.

You tell him it was the otter exhibit. They just looked so cute swimming around.

You two talk back and forth about your day while you wait. 

“I got a ton of photos of you when you weren’t looking by the way,” he looks at his phone. “I’ll post them on Instagram tomorrow.”

When the pizza gets to you, your eyes widen as slices big enough to be one meal are placed in front of you.

Matt laughs and rubs his hands excitedly before picking up his cheese slice. 

“You take the first bite,” he raises the pizza to your mouth. You bite down and it’s delicious.

You two spend an hour at the pizza shop eating. laughing, and chatting away. Once you two are almost the only people there, Matt reaches across the table to hold your hand in his and laces his legs with yours underneath the table.

Once you're back in his car, the sun having fully gone down, he rubs his hand on your inner thigh again. 

“Want to finish off this date by sleeping over tonight?” He asks.

I'M GONNA B ESICK

[kaliforniahigh]

NSFW thots incoming

NNN but the boys said uno reverse and it's you that isn't allowed to O. Teasing, edging and lots of O denial.

Jolly is probably the sweetest about it and close to breaking, especially when you invite him to join you in a shower cause you just need to feel him close and on you in some way.

Matt would be the worst, making fun of you and being mean when you're practically rubbing against him like a cat in heat asking for something anything.

How each member + Matt would behave during No Nut November, but instead of them, it's you who can't cum. Smut below the cut.

Warning: orgasm denial, edging, mocking, spanking, fingering, thigh riding.... you get the gist, this is basically just filth. The boys are a menace in this.

Jolly was a weak resolve when it comes to you whining in that sweet voice of yours, eyes big and pleading. He starts to feel bad, so he does what he can to make you feel better. Warm showers where you can feel him pressed up against you is the closest he gets to satifying you without actually giving you an orgasm.

He runs his hands over your wet body while you rest your head on his shoulder. He can still feel your quick pulse from a few minutes ago, when you were in bed. He had put his hand under your panties, but his movements were so slow, you could feel youself just on the edge of the precipice, but unable to let yourself fall.

"Why don't you let me come? I've been so good", you'd whine against his chest.

"And it's because you've been so good that you won't come, right? That's the rule baby", he'd whisper in your ear and that would prompt tears to gather on your eyes.

Before he could feel too bad for you, though, he slips his hand out from between your legs, which prompts another whine to scape from your lips. He shushes you softly and takes you in his arms to the bathroom, sitting you on the toilet, he adjusts the temperature just the way he knows you like.

Matt would be so degrading towards you. Sometimes he would even refuse to touch you, telling you that if you wanted to make yourself feel good, you could rub yourself on his thigh. It was a lesson on self-control, he told you. You could ride his leg all you wanted, but you couldn't make yourself cum.

As he watches you, face twisted in pleasure and agony at the same time, you'd tell him that you can't do it, that it's too much for you.

"If you knew you couldn't do it, then why did you agree, you stupid girl?", he'd respond in a tone that made you feel guilty, because you did agree, you brought this upon yourself.

Meanwhile, while you were rubbing yourself on his thigh, he'd take his dick out of his pants and start fisting himself with a thight grip.

The sight of you on top of him, knowing you weren't allowed to come, but he was, gave him a twisted type of pleasure, and after a few more strokes, he was cumming all over his stomach.

You had to phisically distance yourself from him, the sight too much for you, and you laid down on the bed, back turned to him.

"You're so mean, Matty"

He only laughed at your misery.

Noah would be the more agressive kind of mean, but he would give you such good aftercare.

He starts with you nice and slow. Bending you over his lap and running his hands over the supple flesh of your ass.

Instinctively, you lift your ass from his lap, trying to get some kind of pleasure. That's when he delivers the first hash smack. You weren't expecting it, so you let out a surprised yelp.

"I decide when I touch you, you understand that?", he grabs you hair and yanks your head back, you only nod in response, which doesn't please him at all, because he removes his hand from your ass to give you a slap across the cheek.

"Don't you know how to use your words?", he says through gritted teeth, mouth close to yours.

"I understand, Noah", you whimper in his mouth.

"There's the good girl I know", he said in a slightly softer tone this time.

He dropped your head back on the matress, and put his hand back on your ass. This time, he didn't waste much time, slipping your panties to the side and teasing your slit with the tip of his fingers.

If you ever misbehaved, he would deliver a quick slap to your pussy, making you jump on his lap at the feeling.

When you're a complete mess and your makeup is smudging the white conforter underneath you from the tears of frustration falling from your eyes, he'd take you in his arms, the slightest touch from him making you tremble.

"You did so well, you were so good. Just gotta wait 'till November is over ok?", he'd reassure you, eventually running his hands down your back in soft strokes, and soon enough, you were falling asleep in his arms from the exertion.

Folio would be the closest one to breaking in my opinion. He'd question many times if this No Nut November thing was even worth it. What kind of man was he, if he didn't make his girl come?

You'd be having sex, and you'd have to stop him, because you were about to cum and you could tell in his face that he was about to throw this whole out of the window just to feel your walls tighten around him.

You find out that this is worse for you. There is nothing more frustrating than feeling the first waves of your orgasm, just to have him pull out, and then everything goes away in the blink of an eye.

He starts enjoying it when you start begging. You even sprinkle a little bit of praise in there to try and sway his resolve. But he finds it more fun seeing you squirm for him. He's getting the hang of this thing.

One night, you're out at a restaurant when you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom. You're washing your hands when you hear the door open beside you. Thinking nothing of it, you dry your hands, but someone grabs you and pulls you into one of the stalls.

You're ready to scream when a hans covers your mouth, and your eyes finally make contact with Folio's.

"I'll need you to be quiet, baby", he says and makes a low "shush" sound. You nod and uncovers your mouth.

You can feel his hand travel down your stomach, making it's way under your dress. He hitches your leg over his hip and slips your panties to the side.

He doesn't start slow this time, since you both didn't have a lot of time on your hands. You gasp when you feel his fingers plunging inside of you, and he uses his thumb to rub circles on your clit.

You have half the mind to register the door to the bathroom once again and someoe getting in the stall beside you.

"Beg me", Folio says in your ear. You look at him with wide eyes. "Beg me and I'll let you cum right now".

The offer was irresistible. "Please, can I cum?", you whisper back to him.

"I can't hear you", he has a glint of mischief in his eyes. He's gonna make you beg out loud, when someone else is in the stall right beside you.

"Please", you try once again. The feeling of his fingers starting to become way too much for you, and you can feel yourself slipping into the abyss way too fast.

"You'll need to do better than that", he's looking right into your eyes, and before you can beg him once again, the feeling between your legs disappear, and this time, the whine that comes out of your lips os loud and very audible.

"Why did you do that?", you lean on him and he supports you by holding you by the hips.

"Girls who don't listen to instructions don't get to cum", he gives you a kiss on the forehead, his wicked way of mocking you, and then he makes his way out of the stall, leaving you behind.

Ruffilo makes the whole ordeal more artistic than it has to be. This man likes to sprinkle a little bit of art when you're fucking.

So, not only does he deny you of your orgasm, he needs to have you tied up to the bed. Hands and feet.

First, he starts with sensory stimulation. Maybe he grabs a rose on the way home, just to drag it along your chest, abdomen and thighs. Then, he moves on to little kisses all over your body. And he's slow with it too. He starts on your neck and descends to your collarbones, stoping to give attention to your perk nipples.

He continues with this until he's all the way down to your calf, and then he finally makes his way up again to where you need him the most.

He begins with the tip of his tongue, and you can barely feel it. The ropes tying you to the bed doesn't let you buck your hips, so all there's left to do is wait until he decides to give you what you want.

After a while, he's finally making you feel so good, you almost forget you're not allowed to cum. But he makes sure to remind you.

With one finger inside of you, he can feel that you're close. So he pulls his finger out and removes himself from the bed completely.

"What are you doing?", you teel him. You're breathless and a little irritation, a certain edge to your voice.

"I spoiled you too much", he shook his head at himself. "I think it's time we take a little break", he says, sitting on his computer chair. You're laying on the bed, completely stunned. Your body that felt on fire seconds before, now laid there void of any warmth, and you actually start shivering a little from the contrast.

"You can stay there and watch, baby", he gets comfortable on the chair, lifting his hips and sliding his shorts and boxers down, grabbing his length in his hand.

"It's my turn to feel good now".

[flowery-mess]

Noah dating girly girl

When you two first met at a mutual friend's party you were wearing the girliest outfit you could think of

It was pink dress with glitter, white sandals and white purse

Your hair was nicely done in curls and half up

Your makeup was light, just some glitter on your eyelids and pink lipstick

He couldn't miss you in a room full of people dressed in dark colors

He found it kinda funny, but also cute

You kept catching his attention all the time, he couldn't keep his eyes off you

The boys noticed it and kept making small jokes about how this tall tattooed man can be shy to aproach you when you're looking like little polly pocket doll

He just didn't know how to start a converastion with you, based on your looks he thought you two would be different and wouldn't get along

But you noticed his eyes on you, how could you not

Because even in the room full of tatted people in dark clothes he still stood out

You two eventually started talking and exchanged numbers

Few dates lead to making things official

Noah was be amazed by how easy you make it look to always be put together, to be always good dressed, have natural makeup, have great hair

He found it funny when you two moved in together how easy it was to tell which side of bathroom was yours

Or what side of your walk in closet was yours

He loves to see you at BO shows

You mentioned once that it would be cool if you had BO merch in pink, as a joke, you didn't mind wearing dark colors

But Noah had it made for you

So he always finds you in the crowd or on the side of stage in your pink BO merch

And it always makes him smile how you jump and scream with him when he sings dethrone, while being the cutest person he has ever seen

Bryan would always capture the cutest moments of the two of you, showing how different you look on the outside

For example when you're all chilling in the green room after show, you wearing your pink BO t-shirt and Noah has the same one in black, you're sitting next to each other on couch and laughing at something Folio said

The difference is just on the outside tho, opposites attract each other right?

You have similar interests, sense of humor, opinions, dreams and goals

You make him do spa nights, where you do his face masks, wash his hair with special products and make him wear matching robes with you

He secretly loves it

He loves how you stand out in the group, he can always see you

He loves how you insist on taking off your makeup every night even though you were out drinking or if you come home from tour and are jet lagged as hell

He loves it when you're wearing his dark clothes

He loves finding your little pink accessories all over his studio or in his car

He loves that he has someone who is always bright and happy and full of positive and feminine energy

[iloveyoutodeathbutimdrowning]

Matt Dierkes

Warnings Key:

🥀: Angst

🪻: Fluff

🌹: Smut

🌺: Suggestive but no smut

Blurbs/ Head-Cannons/ Drabbles

@amourtoken :

roommates/ cheating on bf w matt (justified) 🌹

Oneshots

@circle-with-me :

‘summer’s in the air, heaven’s in your eyes’ 🥀🌹🪻

@withcrossesandframes :

‘Just For Tonight’ 🌹

Period Sex 🌹

@honeytama :

‘Across The Fence’ 🌹

@darksigns-exe :

‘you live in my dream state’ 🥀🪻🌹

@magnificentstrawberryomen :

‘friday night, movie night’🪻

@concretejunglefm :

‘Plaything’ 🌹

[beachbabey]

I've been listening to Michelle Pfeiffer on repeat now with matty in mind.

no literally me because all ive had in my brain at work is being high school/college sweethearts with Matty

sneaking out to see him and make out for HOURS, stealing a pack of shitty beers from your dad and drinking them in the back of his pickup truck, talking about your future and wondering where you’ll both be in 5 years, you guys are ALL over each other and even if he tries to be all bro’y and tough, he’ll never treat you like anything other than royalty, even around his friends.

when he starts managing for the boys, you struggle a little with the days and weeks he’s away from home, never being away from him for years hasn’t helped, the first big tour is a struggle but you both manage, texting and calling whenever he can sneak away from his work.

and when he comes home he’s wrapping you in the tightest hug, picking you up and swinging you around, always having a hand on your for the next couple of days, stuck to your back whilst you’re doing the dishes or keeping his hand on your thigh whilst gaming or watching tv, that man won’t leave you alone for the next week or so.

[amelia-acero]

Ok, but like who would definitely be like this out everyone in Bad Omens, including the crew as well.

reader who wears a fake engagement ring so men don’t approach you, but character doesn’t notice it. not like it matters, since the two of you get into a semi heated argument at the bar + he suggests, half as a joke, why don’t yall just fuck it out and come to an agreement. you hold up your hand and say “im married!!!” and without a missing a beat, he tells you, “your husband must not love you if that’s the ring he got you.”

turns out, character is as rich as he is annoying (which is to say, very very very very much so) & it’s just your luck that your work forces you to be in close proximity to him. if he sees you lifting anything heavy, he’ll ask you with mock sympathy “does your husband know they have you doing manual labor?” (but even more annoying… he’ll carry the stuff for you 🤭)

and then one day you lose the ring and he notices immediately and you would have thought christmas came early. “trouble in paradise?” he’ll ask you, hoping to hear abt ur divorce.

“getting the ring cleaned.” you lie, and you can smell the disappointment coming off of him. he’ll ask the people close to you “so anyway what does her husband even do?” and one of your slow on the uptake coworkers/friends goes “[name]? she doesn’t have a husband……”

oh. well now character is going to have a blast next time he sees you.

[artificialstardust]

Noah Sebastian

Needy Noah with a Crow Girlfriend Noah THOTS- 1, 2 Noah THOUGHTS- 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Best Friend Noah- 1 Inexperienced Sudden Desire Noah x Diabetic Reader Moodboard

Noah as IV from Sleep Token

Apparition

Nicholas Ruffilo

Roommate Ruffilo

Nicholas x Hard of Hearing Reader

Jolly Karlsson

Teach me

Jolly x Reader with Rare Blood Disease

Casual Dominance

Nick Folio

Nick THOUGHTS- 1, 2, 3 Puck You

Nick as Ghost Face

Dad Folio Headcannons

Matt Dierkes

Matt THOTS- 1, 2

Best Friend Matt HC

Bad Omens

Noah and Folio THOT

[xmads-omensx]

DAY 18 - THE NEW HAT

Pairing: Matt Dierkes X Reader

Content Warnings: none, fluff

Tags: @lacy1986 @collidewiththesav

It was that time of year again when you needed to buy presents for all of your loved ones.

Matt wasn’t exactly keen on this idea, but he enjoyed ticking each item off of the list.

You both ventured around the shopping mall, grabbing a Hawaiian shirt with oranges on for Jesse, a Naruto hoodie for Noah, a ‘cat dad’ mug for Nick.

The list got shorter and shorter until it was almost time to leave the mall and head home, when something caught Matt’s eye.

Next to the door of the clothing shop you were in, stood a rack full of Christmas hats.

On the very bottom shelf sat a cap with reindeer antlers poking out of the top.

Matt instantly grabbed it, making a beeline for the checkout, leaving you stranded and slightly taken aback as you watched him hurry away.

He returned not long after carrying a plastic bag, that you presumed carried the cap, with a huge smile. He was clearly very happy with his latest purchase.

He was so happy with it, in fact, that he just didn't take it off.

For the entire month of December, up until Boxing Day, he wore that hat.

He wore it out. He wore it to the studio. He wore it on dates. He wore it at shows. He wore it all of the damned time.

The guys thought it was funny at first, until they realised he was seriously never going to take it off.

Noah's face of pure shock when you told him that you practically had to pry it off of his head to go to bed, was one that you wished you had taken a photo of.

But at the end of the day, it made your boyfriend happy, therefore it made you happy.

Even if it did slightly ruin your Christmas Day dinner photos with the rest of the guys.

The hat made sure that none of you would ever forget the Christmas where Matt developed a sever addiction to one hat.

The memory would make you smile for the rest of time.

[kaliforniahigh]

Request: "Matt Dierkes x wife reader smutty one shot where they get caught on the tour bus or other random places?" Thank you so much for the request!

Warnings: cursing and a steamy make out session but no actual smut (they get caught before the act)

WC: 1.6k (not proofread yet!)

Requests are closed for now.

You loved going on tour with Matt, specially since you worked together. You were a lighting engineer for the band and you met Matt when you started working for the band a couple of years back.

The attraction was instant between you and everyone could notice. The way he never got mad at you - quite the contrary, the boy always seemed to have an extra soft spot for you - and the way you always worried if he was well - tour could be pretty hectic and take a toll on your health - were a dead giveaway that something was blossoming between you.

Despite everyone rooting for you to get together, there were the people who warned you about working with your partner. They told you that it never worked, and that you would fight all the time.

But you always told them that if it ever came to it, you and Matt could separate your professional lives from your personal ones, because you were adults, after all.

Now, a couple of years later, you and Matt not only established a relationship, but you also decided to get married not too long ago. Most days it didn't even feel like working with your husband, because you just went about your routines as per usual.

It was rare that Matt got angry with anyone really, he was pretty chill overall and used to dealing with things going wrong, so you felt like nothing really affected him anymore.

Today, though, was one of those days where everything seemed to be going wrong. First, the tour bus broke down on the road because of the cold, which made you guys late for the concert. Then, some of the sound equipment decided not to work and the panels were off and no one could figure out how to get those damn things working.

You could hear the fans outside waiting to come in and the stress of being late already and not having things ready were weighing on his shoulders. You could hear him in the distance him talking on the phone with the venue manager. Something about how the hell was he not here to help with the technical difficulties that most likely were being caused by his shitty venue.

You left him to it, and since your lighting equipment was already set up - thank god this one thing worked out tonight - you went to help the other guys. Everything seemed to plugged in in the right places and still, nothing was working. Even Noah, Jolly and the Nicks were helping at this point.

"Guys", Matt approached you all with a sigh. "The venue manager told me everything was working accordingly just a couple of days go, which is obviously bullshit", he rubbed his forehead, a clear sign of stress. You wanted to smooth out the creases yourself, but refrained from it.

"How are we gonna perform without our equipment?", Jolly asked, a hint of desperation in his voice.

"That's the thing, I don't think we will", Matt answered. Every band's fear was becoming a reality right before your eyes.

"Are we gonna have to cancel?", Noah voiced what everyone was thinking. Matt only nodded. "What about the fans waiting outside?"

"I'm really sorry, this is really not what I wanted to do, trust me. We could try and find another venue, but we gotta be in another city tomorrow. We might have to reimburse the people who paid for tickets for today", you could tell he was disappointed in having to do this. Matt was a problem solver kind of person, and having to deal with a problem he couldn't solve was killing him.

After a little more debate, everyone agreed that canceling was the best thing to do due to the circumstances. Noah and the guys went back to the green room talking about how they're gonna sue the venue manager.

"I'm gonna go out there and tell those people that the band they love is not performing tonight. You guys can start loading the things back in the bus", he started to turn around, but you went after him.

"Hey", you called out and he looked at you. "I'll go with you. You don't have to do this alone", you took your hand in his.

"You don't have to do this, baby. I'm used to it, it's part of the job anyways", he reassured you, rubbing his thumb on the back of your hand.

"I know that you can handle yourself. But I wanna go with regardless", he only nodded, knowing it was useless arguing with you, and you followed him outside.

The annoucement was met with complaints, angry remarks and a few crying faces. Matt knew this wasn't directed at him, but it broke his heart regardless. All these people with the hopes of having an unforgettable night would have to go back to their homes without watching Bad Omens perform.

He said sorry one more time and rushed back inside the venue. You said sorry yourself and followed him. You looked around you and saw that your lighting equipment was already being loaded back in the boxes and decided to check were Matt headed to.

You asked around and a few people told you they saw him going in the direction of the bathrooms. You made your way down the hall and knocked on the men's restoroom door, hearing him answer with a "yeah" on the other side of the door. He was probably wondering who the hell was bothering him when he was in the bathroom.

"You alone in there?" you asked him. Recognizing it was you, he opened the door and you made your way inside, closing it again behind you.

"You just ran off, I got worried about you", you told him as you took his face in your hands.

"I got so angry when I saw all those people out there, just waiting", he huffed in frustration.

"I know, baby. But this isn't your fault, and it probably won't be the last time you'll have to cancel", you tried to reason with him.

"I know, I'm just so fucking mad at that fucking venue manager who told me 'everything is working perfectly, are you sure it's not your equipment that's low quality?'", he used air quotes to tell you what the venue manager has the nerve to tell him. "He obviously ripped us off because he wasn't even here, he knows his venue is fucking shit", he spat, in anger. You waited a few seconds to say anything, just in case he needed to vent some more. But he just took a few deep breaths to calm himself down.

"I'm sorry, you don't deserve to hear all this", he apologized, resting his hands on your hips. You let a little smile grace your lips. You knew how to make him feel better.

"It's kind of hot when you get all angry like this", you said with a low voice and a hint of playfulness. He finally cracked and smirked a little at your remark.

"Yeah? You like it, babe?", you nodded and pressed yourself closer to him. "You know, you're my silver lining in all of this, right?", he said, lips inches away from yours, eyes travelling between your eyes and lips.

"I think I don't. Will need you to show me", you teased him and in a few seconds, his lips crashed on yours, pushing you backwards with the force, your back hitting the marble countertop behind you.

The kiss was fervent, an indicator of his mood and how this bathroom rendezvous was gonna go. You both moaned into the kiss, your hands tangling in his hair as he hoisted you up on the counter.

His hands traveled up your torso under your shirt and you lifted your arms for him to take it off, you skin prickling with goosebumps from the cold air.

His mouth immediatly moved to kiss your shoulders and down the valley of your brests.

"Fuck, you're everything I need right now", he hummed into your skin and you only moaned in acknowledgment.

"Take your shirt off, please", you said, voice sounding a little breathless, and he moved away from your body to peel off the layer of clothing.

"C'mere", he helped you down from the counter and turned you around, pushing your head down and making you bend your back, ass up in the air.

He kissed your spine and ran his hand over the fat of your ass, delivering a spank that made you yelp in surprise. His clothed crotch was pressed into you, and you could feel how hard he was under his pants.

He was about to yank your pants down your legs when the door swung open, both of you whipping your heads to the side, only to meet the shocked expression on Ruffilo's face.

You were still bend over the counter when you heard Matt tell him to 'get the fuck out', and Nick muttered a few apologies before closing the door behind him.

You looked at Matt through the mirror in front of you and you both started to giggle at the situation. Eventually, you stood up straight and turned around to face him. It was like Nick's entrance popped your little bubble entirely.

"Probably not the best idea to fuck in the bathroom, huh?" you asked in a teasing tone.

"That's you pushing me to make bad decisions", he smiled and gave you a peck on the lips. "As much as I loved our little almost escapade, we should probably get back out there", he stated, in a little disappointed tone.

You agreed with him and you both made your way out of the bathroom.

"We'll stay at a hotel room in the next city and then I'll make sure to bend you over the counter and fuck you good", he whispered in your ear, making you stop in your tracks, mouth agape.

He kept walking and laughed at the state he just left you.

[flowery-mess]

Matt dating flower lover

We know Matt loves plants

So I'm thinking... grumpy Matt that came back home from tour to find some of his plants dead, so he makes trip to garden shop to get new ones

As he's looking at the plants in front of him, deciding which one to buy, you'd start talking to him

You could work there or be a customer, but you'd think he looks a bit lost there so you'd try to help him

And since then, GRUMPY X SUNSHINE trope

He'd take a deep breath before turning to face you, ready to tell you to fuck off that he doesn't need help

But when he'd see your face he'd lost his words

"Do you need help with anything? You look lost." you'd say

"No I know what I'm looking for, I'm just not a morning person." he'd answer, but slapped himself mentally the second the words came out of his mouth, because he killed a chance to talk more with you

When you'd start walk away he'd quickly say "But if you have any tips I'd love to hear them."

So you'd spent the morning in the garden shop, walking through different shelves and exchanging experiences with different flowers and plants

"I have to go now, but I'd love to talk more." Matt said "Over coffee or something, if you'd like." he finished with a bit of pink on his cheeks

You'd exchange numbers and go on a coffee date few days later

Matt would bring you cute small plant in a colorful flowerpot, small gesture but it would make your day

You'd start with the plant talk, but then move to your personal lifes to get to know each other

Safe to say you agreed to a second date

*skip few months forward*

Everything with Matt went well, you made it official and after few months Matt asked you to move in with him

Which, theoretically was great, but practically not so much

You both have so many home plants that it took weeks to rearrange everyhing to fit them all in the whole house

You bought some new shelves to put the pots on, together with fairy lights it would make the comfiest home for both of you

And together you started more with gardening, which became relaxing activity for both of you

Matt would also tell you that him trusting you with his plants and flowers is the biggest compliment ever

Plant shopping dates!!

Matching plant tattoo!🥹

[flowery-mess]

Noah dating hardworking girl

I feel like Noah is also hardworking person, hard on himself

But I also feel like now he knows more how to handle it, when to take a break and focus on his well being

So I think he would let you do your thing for a while, keeping his eye on you, and would step in when he'd feel like you're getting yourself wrecked

You recently started a new job which was hard

Noah was supportive while you were looking for it, going for interviews, getting rejected but also getting offers

But you both knew the hard part will yet to come

When you made a decision and chose one of the offers you got, wave of anxiety replaced the joy in your body quickly

You're an introvert, so the biggest scare was your new colleagues

"It's an open office Noah, everyone will look at me, at the new girl."

"Everyone is going to hear me asking questions or when I'll do something wrong."

"Oh and what about a lunch break? I will be eating it at my desk to avoid weird interactions."

"Calm down love, open office is great, you'll meet everyone quickly. You will be learning new job, it's okay to make mistakes and I'm sure they know it. And I can stop by for your lunch break, your office is pretty close to our house and the warehouse is also close. I can bring you lunch everyday if it makes it easier for you."

Conversations like this would be everyday occurence until the day before your first day in a new job

You were silent, not a word apart from 'good morning'

Noah would get simple nods or 'mhm' as response, but he knew you, so he didn't push you

Through the day you'd lost your apetite and didn't eat dinner, because you 'didn't feel like it'

When you were falling asleep Noah held you in his arms, talking you to sleep with encouraging words

Breakfast was also a big no, because you felt sick from the nerves

That was when Noah started getting a bit worried, but still understood it's because of the stress

But when it continued like this for another week Noah would not accept it anymore

You have been cold to him since your first day, spending more time than neccesary in the office and taking your work to home also, saying you need to learn everything asap, staying up until late hours and he hated what you turned yourself into

So one day when you came back from work, late again, he sat you down and you two talked

You both shared your feelings, you broke down a little, but he was there for you

Noah wasn't angry, he let you get it all out, cuddling you through the breakdown

You agreed that you'll start leaving your work exactly when your office hours end, not a minute more, then you two will spend time together or alone, but doing something else than work, and then after dinner you could be learning things for work for some short time

This change actually helped you a lot, both mentaly and physicaly

You felt more confident at work, you made some friends there and you also started eating frequently again, so you felt better

Noah would keep his promise to visit you during your lunch break few times a week, sometimes bringing the boys too

He liked getting to know your work space

He would let you rant about your new friends you made and the gossip you you just recently found out

He'd be more than happy to go shopping with you for new work outfits

And nothing would make him happier than seeing you find joy and friends in this new environment that you were so scared od

"Why are you smiling like that?" you'd ask one day when Noah would come to eat lunch with you

"Like what?"

"Like that." you'd point to his cheeks

"I'm just happy you're happy love, after the rough starts."

"Thank you Noah, for being there for me."

[kaliforniahigh]

After learning that Matt doesn't drink I've had some soft thoughts about best friend Matt:

He can be mean but he always takes care of you when you're drinking, whether you're out or at home.

Usually he'll try to help sober you up before bed with food and plenty of water cause he doesn't want you waking up with a wicked hangover.

On the occasions you have, he's always left some painkillers and water on the bedside and ready to call into your work if you need.

He'll be flirty with you but the minute you attempt to make a move he won't let you cause he doesn't want you doing something you might regret while drunk. No matter how much he wants to kiss you.

Yes, let's talk about sweet Matt, please 🥺

He makes it his duty to look after you at parties. When he notices it's one of those nights that you want to drink a lot, he always sneaks in a glass of water here and there.

And when you ask him to grab you another drink, and he thinks you've had enough, he actually makes you something nonalcoholic, and you're so distracted chatting with your friends, that you don't even notice it.

When he gets you home, even though he knows you're tired, he'll help you take your makeup off, because he knows you'll be mad in the morning if you sleep with it on.

He makes sure to turn you on your side (even though he knows you usually don't throw up, even after getting drunk, but he just likes to make sure), and then he puts some painkillers and a glass of water on your bedside table.

You wouldn't mind if he slept beside you, like he's done countless times, but Matt doesn't feel comfortable with it when you're half unconscious like this. So he settles for the couch.

In the morning, he's in the kitchen making coffee and breakfast just the way you like it after a night of drinking. Coffee strong and the food greasy.

[flowery-mess]

Noah and reader at puppy yoga

You have been feeling down for some time and when Noah noticed that, he tried to cheer you up in many ways

Homemade meals

Massages

Flowers

Bubble baths

Cuddles

Kisses

And it always did cheer you up, but it still wasn't enough

Until you saw a tiktok with puppy yoga, you felt like that was it

✨the cure✨

You found one near your home, booked it for both of you, because how could Noah say no right

He was actually very excited

To make the day even better he agreed to wear matching colored clothes with you and stop by for starbies on the way

In the class it was the two of you, few older women and few little girls

Not going to lie Noah kind of stood out

But also, non of them recognized him, so it made the class more comfortable for him

When they let the puppies in, it felt like all of your problems got lifted from your shoulders

They wandered around, sniffing everyone for a few minutes while the instructor started the class

You and Noah were in the back, where the puppies seemed to settle

Not by your side, but by Noah's side

Some of them were lying down on his mat, some sniffing his legs, some trying to jump on him

He would try so hard to keep going with the exercise, but he couldn't resist petting those babies on their little heads and letting them lick his hands

At one point one of the puppies would bit on Noah's shorts and almost took them off of him

No one really goes to these classes for the yoga, so everyone's attention was on puppies AND Noah

We all know Noah seems like a shy person, so he would get all shy and blushed when everyone would look at him interacting with the puppies

Also, can you imagine those older women showing pictures from the class when they come home and their teenage sons just screaming 'THAT'S NOAH FROM BAD OMENS MOM!'

You would also get cuddles with those little cuties

Your cheeks would hurt at the end from the constant smiling

You couldn't decide what was more cute, Noah, the puppies or Noah with puppies

Noah gave up like halfway through the class, because it would be impossible for him to do most of exercies

Puppies would jump on him and lick his face without a break

While doing exercise that included lying on your tummy, on of the dogs would lay on his back and fall asleep

SO CUTE CAN YOU IMAGINE

You two would stay for a while after the class ends, just to chat with the instructor and cuddle some more

Booking another class just seconds after you leave the yoga studio

It would boost both of your happiness through the roof

Back at home you would spend all night cuddled on the coach showing each other pictures you took of the dogs or the other one interacting with them

The picture of Noah laying on his front and the little black puppy sleeping on his back made it to your phone screen

And agreement was made, that anytime one of you would feels down you would do it again, or before/after Noah's tour to spend time together

And maybe you would get your own puppy hehe, to keep you company when Noah's away and so you could do puppy yoga any time