#Married Certificate

[montyfinchirl]

when payneland eventually gets together i fully believe they date for one week and then send out the wedding invitations

[yourtamaki]

shanks, who when you ask if he’s ever thought about marrying you, turns to you and tells you there’s no paper that could make him anymore your husband than he already is in that moment. but if you want a pretty ring, baby, he’s got plenty you can choose from.

[thealogie]

how do people watch canon license enjoyer, human activity connoisseur, and rules anxiety haver aziraphale collect his driving license and gun license and take lessons in french etc and then go ‘he’s above human things like getting married’. he’d have his marriage certificate framed over the mantelpiece.

He’s truly the opposite of people who say “it’s just a piece of paper.” If there was a long arduous application/test you had to do for marriage he’d be extra into it. Not that I think this has/would happen in canon but I think there should be a whole category of fake relationship fics where aziraphale asks Crowley to get married just cause he wants to add the marriage license to his collection of licenses he has and they both pine while being married

[lesbianrobin]

wrote a whole post and lost it so this will be the abridged version but has anyone ever written an au where shannon has a hot mamma mia summer and hooks up with buck and eddie and then oh noooo she's pregnantttt so she tells them both and they all decide to like be friends and just get a paternity test after the baby is born. but then shannon has like a rough labor and chris is in the NICU so they just forget about it for the immediate future they're like okay that doesn't even matter they just focus on shannon's recovery and getting chris healthy.

and suddenly chris is four months old and technically buck has his own little shithole apartment with four roommates while eddie and shannon are dating and living together but in practicality eddie and shannon barely spend any time together and buck stays over on the couch all the time and he and eddie have become Buck And Eddie and they both love little baby chris so much that they don't really Want to do the paternity test anymore because once that happens their little bro parenting arrangement will fall apart and one of them will have no claim to their beautiful baby boy...

meanwhile shannon has never been more stressed in her fucking life and she wants out. everyone keeps saying that it'll get easier and she sees buck and eddie both settling into parenthood and enjoying it but she just feels like she's in a cell and the walls are closing in. at the moment she's the only one on the birth certificate and she's acutely aware that buck and eddie could both just dip if they wanted to but she can't. so she starts pushing the paternity test issue and they both keep making stupid ass excuses to put it off and her and eddie's relationship is a fucking mess and she wants OUT.

so finally she's fed up with it and she goes and has the test done without telling them. and when she gets the results back she updates chris's birth certificate and she knows that she should tell them but well. now that she's faced with having to tell the guy who's dedicated his entire life to christopher for the past six months that actually he doesn't need to be here. she thinks she understands why they didn't want to get it done. and now that eddie's name is on the paper next to hers she thought that the anxiety and the trapped feeling would let up but it doesn't. if anything it makes her feet itch more. and she tells herself well eddie can do anything he needs legally. and buck will probably stick around and help even though he's not the father. so they don't really NEED her christopher will be fine and buck will have an excuse to stay and she and eddie won't have to keep playing pretend.

so eddie wakes up the next morning to a crying baby, an empty bed, and a fresh legal document with his name on it.

[samsayswhatever]

Charles and Edwin really are a dead married couple on acid <3

[electric-plants]

cyno: i would give anything to know how alhaitham’s brain works

kaveh: haha be careful cyno, alhaitham would take that as a marriage proposal

cyno: ah so you think that one could work then? i’ll add it to the list

kaveh: ….please tell me you are not adding that to a list of actual real proposal ideas right now

[anzuhan]

yomorin just told anzu its fine for anzu to draw yume art with their lens specifically and theyre happy about it too.....!!!! christmas miracles are real.. anzu is going to cry tears of joy forever. thank you. 💛💛💛💛💛

[stucky-headcanon-bot]

💍🙄

[warpedpuppeteer]

I don't think you understand how much pain Buddie shippers are in rn. We literally have all of our fanfic tropes coming to life but these idiots are STILL not together 😭 Getting walked in on a secret date?? Chris away on a sleepover? Waking up in Vegas half naked and possibly with no memories??? PLEASE GOD WHY?? Can we at least have them secretly married or something???

[crookedkingdomruinedme]

Porchay: I've decided to assign Kim a new brother

Porsche, confused: okay?

Kinn, offended: w h a t

Porchay, slamming down Kinnporsche marriage certificates for Porsche: It's you Hia, sign the fuck up

[just-null]

IS THIS DAY 8 OR 9

IDK I FORGOR

LET MARRY UR NORITOSHI RN

or so you thought. i really like the number five and you skipped that day. all your efforts have gone down the drain and im annulling this marriage.

[bisexualmikisayaka]

that entire conversation in the beginning of monarch e3 about there “being a place for a gun-toting neanderthal” and not wanting to hide who they were was literally about shaw randa and miura being polyamorous

[pigeonmilk-216]

Fellas, is it gay to kidnap your best friends guitar, make vague threats, and end up torturing an innocent guitar, so you can force him to hire a new team, because your best friend is afraid of change and pain. In which your best friend kidnaps and hides a patient of yours, refuses to get a team, and then finally relenting by hiring forty people and putting them through mind games. And both of you, while being slightly mad and exasperated at the other, are taking fun in it???

Is it gay? Surely not.

[quietwingsinthesky]

doctor who human!au with multiple doctors but they’re all named by their numbers because they’re all trans and picked them out theirselves.

[conceptalbummultiverse]

If Mylo & Xyloto were to ever get married, I feel like Xyloto would be the biggest wife guy of all time

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Damn, getting copies of legal certificates is fucking expensive.