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@the-lytenye-realms asked:
"Fischl. Look!" March was able to carry two Ditings at once now thanks to her training. Which she proudly showed off. Though...should she really have them with her to the express...?
"Should... You even have those?"
⠀⠀⠀⠀She doesn't know much about Xianzhou customs, but isn't this like stealing someone's lifelong companion or something? That doesn't seem like something March should do?
"Um. Maybe you should put them back?"
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
#king charles#king charles iii#king edward#king edward viii#march 25#the royal leech#royal family#britain#lmao#like to charge#reblog to cast
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i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:
1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.
2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.
60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.
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we've done it again folks
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
CHOCOLATE GUY'S BIRTHDAY IS IDES OF MARCH
#amaury guichon#chocolate guy#ides of march#cor speaks#WHY ISNT ANYONE LOSING THEIR MIND OVER THIS!#MARCH 15#!!#julius caesar#The chocolate guy#*10k#*20k#*30K#*40K#*50K#*60K#*70k
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Ok now we have a booping feature I propose to tumblr next ides of March we have a stabbing counter and the person with the most stabs gets crowned Caesar and the blog with the most stabbings gets crowned Brutus
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Like to STAB
Reblog to STAB AGAIN
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all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
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#ides of march#julius caesar#caesar#brutus#knives out#*muffled laughter*#you can't tell me it's not like that#happy ides of march eve
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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.
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Submitted by @retrocausality
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I wanted to meme before the big day.
Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..
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My take on unicorns! I'd really love to make a mythical creature field guide someday, since the Spiderwick Field Guide is what inspired me to start drawing in the first place 🥰
#also I actually drew this in like. March lmao#I just kept telling myself I was gonna do a full painting of them in their natural environment and then I kept putting it off#until I realized I didn't actually wanna do that 😂 maybe someday if I get a chance to make that book then I'll do it#my art#unicorn#junicorn#speculative biology#unicorn art
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