#the lytenye realms

[stellarcn]

@the-lytenye-realms: march is going to spray her with water.

HISS.

[boomania]

istg i cant win against @the-lytenye-realms

[wxndswept]

"So March, if your new voice line is "I'll fight ten!" then does that mean your sister's respective lines would be "I'll fuck ten!" and "I'll smoke ten!" respectively?"

@the-lytenye-realms

[thunderrscher]

"Mei-Senpai! I finally found you!"

Kiana practically flung herself at Mei. Arms flinging around her and from how tightly Kiana was hugging her, it was hard to say if this was an attempt to crush Mei with the hug or if she was just that starved for being near Mei…thankfully it didn't take too long for Kiana to relax her hug a tiny bit, and trying to subtly burrow her head into Mei-Senpai's chest.

Mei smiled softly, a quiet chuckle escaping her as she looked down at the overly enthusiastic Kiana clinging to her. She placed a gentle hand on Kiana’s head, smoothing her hair as she spoke in a warm tone.

“Kiana, you're as energetic as ever.” Her voice held a familiar fondness that only Kiana seemed to bring out. “Did you really miss me that much?” Mei leaned into the embrace a little more, patting Kiana’s back lightly. “You never change, do you?”

[iceiclehorned]

Where only seconds ago March 6th had held a dramatic monologue with her back turned, a fight between Stellaron Hunter and the Nameless being an inevitable part of the script (she thinks, she nevr got too proper instructions compared to the others)…but it was interrupted when she turned around and spotted March 7th.

"Wait a second! Timeout!" She looked in awe at the other, blinking once or twice before letting out a dramatic gasp "Are you like my lost sister???"

She moved over more closely, this was amazing! It was perfect even! A bright smile formed on her lips as she clapped her hands together. "I can't believe it! We've so much to catch up on once I've done my part of the script here! We should maybe get some ice cream! There is this nice place I wanted to check out later..."

It was so nice to have a younger sister finally! She assumed at least she was the older one, she always wanted to be the older one…

(for context march 6th is my stellaron hunter!verse march uwu)

The intensity of the situation had March 7th body straining to its maximum, utilising every acquired skill to fend off the oncoming enemies. There had been a split (as per usual, and she couldn't understand why they bothered to split up sometimes), with her appearance becoming slightly lagged. A flood of destruction in the path of the Trailblazers, only to lead to somebody that looked ominously familiar. It hadn't been until she heard her own voice echoing out did she take the time to peer upward, to see a devious counterpart of herself. At first, she wondered if this had been some sort of prank, but the other's initial response to her existence quickly flipped the script on the matter.

"W--wait, but that can't be right! There's another version of me that's a Stellaron Hunter?"

Welt and Himeko always took the time to teach the Nameless about remaining cautious in any face of danger. However, could a carbon-copy of her truly count as such? It was like a reflection of absolute cuteness, and despite the uncertainty enveloping her heart, there was some part of her being that wondered if this was a case of cloning. Surely, if that had been the case, a being to mirror her absolute moral-codes and natural disposition of life, the path she chose wouldn't stray from it so absolutely, right?

What if their circumstances to life mirrored, with two different factions taking them in?

"If you are my sister, wouldn't it have been written in Elio's scripts?"

Why would Elio not inform one of his own about something so intricate? Kafka had once mentioned under interrogation that the entirety of a situation is not always knowledge they are privy to, pertaining to the logistics of how his scripts worked. If knowing the right thing at the wrong time could trigger a collapse in THEIR overall plan, then why not inform a person as unpredictable as March's sister (??) about something that could distract her from that overarching mission? Clearly, something was not lining up, but what was she to do when the glaring possibility was in her face?

"Either way... ice cream doesn't sound so bad."

Winning her over was a piece of cake, even if she did not want to admit it. Something sweet to lighten a confusing moment in time was more than enough to have her elevating with joy. Even when the mischievous Trailblazer would spoil her, the lengths somebody as cute as her potential sibling would understand her wavelength would be on a different scale! The idea itself was having her mind swirl around with images of different delights she could indulge in, a stomach giving a rumble in response. Many theories about the workings of this situation surfaced, but the one thing she was terrified of? If the Stellaron Hunters had such big bounties, and March's sister is apart of that circle, would that not mean there's a big number above her head, too?

"W--wait a minute! You can't hurt my friends!"

Reality would catch up with her eventually, disapproval laced in with her tone, but there was also a burning determination not to let anything happen to them. This situation was easily sticky, but there would be no allowance in sight for it to become anything too soppy. Newly developing circumstances blossom at all over the world simultaneously, aiding those in need, as well as those that appeared to already possess a great prowess for utilising situations to their advantage, outside of their karmic region. There would be no way something of this caliber would suddenly distract her from the fierce desire to protect her family.

[lawain-dimensional-heroes]

"Unless he meant my magical girl self he might've forgotten me, March."

[sercphs]

@the-lytenye-realms asked:

"Fischl. Look!" March was able to carry two Ditings at once now thanks to her training. Which she proudly showed off. Though...should she really have them with her to the express...?

"Should... You even have those?"

⠀⠀⠀⠀She doesn't know much about Xianzhou customs, but isn't this like stealing someone's lifelong companion or something? That doesn't seem like something March should do?

"Um. Maybe you should put them back?"

[bxd-kxrma]

@the-lytenye-realms Continued.

Karma was honestly clumsy, ever since her injury she couldn’t find her footing anymore. It used to bum her out, going from being an amazing fighter to having a very, very early retirement.

Some found it cute however, and playing along with the bit, Karma eventually got into the swing of things of becoming the ‘clumsy maid’ at ‘Lamb’s Maid Cafe’. It was certainly an easy job and the flirting came easy to her at times. It certainly helped being gay as her normal patrons were men. Women were a problem for her, and looking up from being covered with food and hearing the silly reply to her flirtatious line… She realized just who she was serving.

‘Shit. Fuck. Fuck! That’s really March Seventh. Here! Of all places!? And I’m covered in… cheese dip?! Why my luck!? Don’t tell her you’re a tier three sub!’

Karma would soon stand, wiping off some of the food from her shoulder “Don’t worry, Mistress, I’ll have some more food ready for you in no time at all.” Karma would smile before scurrying away while another maid, one with dark blue hair and a pretty stoic expression would come to clean up the fallen food without saying a word.

[sercphs-a]

@the-lytenye-realms asked:

Not even a few seconds went by between Vill-V entering the room and spotting him for her to make yet another Kevin Killer attempt! This time just using one of the possibly crueler methods she could think of, a home-made machine which could create a simulated Anti-Honkai field similar in nature to that of the Herrscher of Binding (though a lot smaller in scale).

It was something she had tried by itself before, but this time around she had a secret weapon! Combining it with Kevin Killer MK5! Thus not a word was spoken as she was moving in close to strike at him!

(it can only end well! they have a functional friendship! also i promise i'll have her do the functional part of friendship in the future!)

⠀⠀⠀⠀One time was enough for him. For most people, receiving one beatdown from him would be enough to teach them not to try again. Vill-V, however, was always the exception - always looking for new and creative ways to attack him, trying to perfect her Kevin Killers.

⠀⠀⠀⠀And, for all her merits and attempts, all the many things she was - stealthy enough to sneak up on him was not one of them. There's not even a doubt in his mind that she's going to make another attempt on him if she's sneaking up on him, and if she's sneaking then she has something she wants to use up-close.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Solution: Don't let her get close.

⠀⠀⠀⠀The book in his hand closes with a crisp snap, and is promptly accelerated directly at her head.

[astrxlfinale]

You love talking about paths but we all know that Caelus n u only traverse the Path of Peaches uwu

Now there's certainly no denying that such paths do speak to the heart! However, this soul of mine is here to explore many things, and breaking down HSR's cosmology into some fun possibilities is part of that game too.

I really just find myself invested in the ways they can influence the living realm. Not to mention, all the cool little ins and outs and inbetweens I can also make good use of as well. It just goes with one of my old school philosophies, where gameplay mechanics are a mere starting mark (depending on the scale.) It's when the lore gets said things as a dance partner, that there's a wide realm I simply can't ignore for the life of me.

My HC tag can certainly attest to such!

@the-lytenye-realms

[wise-innocence]

"Yanfei! It's been so long!" Paimon held a big piece of bread in her hands as she floated over, in fact it almost looked as big as her whole body.

"Paimon was kinda wondering, I heard there was a place here in Liyue where you could trade bread for a lot of Mora, like tons of it! So I brought the biggest bread I could find!" She shook the bread a bit as if proving she brought it. "Do you know where this is?"

(totally not a baseless rumor or a scam from a bread-salesman)

Unprompted Asks // Always Accepting!

There was a moment when she could only see a piece of floating bread which was startling to say the least. Was she that hungry? Lunch was only a few hours ago…  It was only until she heard that familiar high pitched voice that she could relax, letting out a sigh of relief that she wasn’t hallucinating. Unfortunately, that calmness was short-lived after hearing Paimon’s questionable story. 

“It’s uh… good to see you as well Paimon but there’s no such thing in Liyue. Some unique rocks can go for a pretty good price but not bread. Are you sure that you heard them correctly?” Yanfei honestly did feel a little bad about the ordeal, even if she wasn’t the one that got scammed. She briefly wondered where the traveler was in this whole situation but soon doubted if it would have made a difference.

“Don’t be upset though, I’ll buy it from you! Not for as much as you might have been expecting but some mora is better than none. Even better, Chef Mao will probably cook it for you if you ask nicely.” 

[boomania]

@the-lytenye-realms nuked space la manchaland, cant have shit in HSR

[fctedivided]

Untitled Questions for Multimuses. - @the-lytenye-realms sent:

Who is the damsel in distress out of all your muses? Who is more likely to be their knight in shining armor?

The first pair I have in mind, would be Chloe being the damsel in distress, and Leon as her knight in shining armor. They're siblings, loving and caring each other so dearly. The two were once separated for a few years, thinking that the other might have died, but fortunately they were reunited once again.

Leon, despite being nervous and skittish at times, cares about his little sister so much, he is willing to risk his life for her, doing anything to protect her.

Then the second would be princess Elinya and prince Harley, her being the damsel while him as her knight. Royalties from different kingdoms, but knowing each other ever since they were children, the two has a close bond despite the aftermath of the war and tensions around them.

Harley may be a prince, but he is also more than capable to take up his sword, and do what it takes if Elinya would ever be in danger.

[stellarcn]

Stelle: March

Stelle:

Stelle: I have to know can you really understand puppies? This is an important question.

@the-lytenye-realms

[lawain-dimensional-heroes]

"Just because they're pretty doesn't mean they don't have ulterior motives..."

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"Maroon shouldn't you be in vacation banging Tsukine--"

[bxd-kxrma]

@the-lytenye-realms continued.

Karma grinned, she found March to be very cute. It was always nice seeing her though, she wasn’t particularly fond of the way they kept meeting. The thought of March waiting so long to get patched up purposefully slipped her mind as Karma wasn’t one to assume that someone would go that far to see her specifically.

“Yea. You could get chronic pain.” That was the very least of her concerns but why stress someone out? This was a place of healing after all.

Karma’s hands were expertly skilled. There was little doubt that she wouldn’t be as she would constantly wrap her own hands each day when going to the gym. Her fingertips would glide across March’s hand in silence for a moment, smooth touches being extra careful with the sprain.

“If you keep letting this happen, how are you going to use your pretty bow?” Karma would look up to the girl without moving her head, giving a soft smile. “That would be a shame.”