#Mandela catalog looking ass

[sophieseals]

I never thought I would see a more disturbing birth scene than Bella in breaking dawn pt 1 but alien Romulus sure as hell topped it

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

ppt2 aftermath au,, it's four years set in the future after the finally.

Journal is half infected from being in that fucking ugly ass lab and now looks slightly in the uncanny vally and is prone to spacing out (he's got traits of the blue nightmares like glowey eyes and long limbs), he left that ugly ass lab five months after the competition ended and said fuck you to mr hand and stayed at the show grounds for two years and then ran for the hills (he's traveling now), he also has goggles now and sneakers cause why not (he still has the stains)

Treasure Chest left and went full pirate(the outfit, scars, hat, sword, all that and more) for three years, then the ship sank and ya'know what they say about captins and sinking ships, he stayed at the seafloor near his ship for a year (cause he's made of wood I think I'd be neat if he could breath underwater), and is starting to slowly climb up to the nearby rocky beach, he's also a local cryptid at the nearby seaside town.

Post-it-note stayed at the competition grounds for two years and is now traveling and studying various stuff. nothing changed much appearance wise, just gave him glasses, a scientist coat, and rain boots.

Cup hasn't really changed at all, he's just a lil less silly and has been living at this seaside town with a rocky beach for a year, and was at the competition grounds for three years before. Cup has flip-flops, sunglasses, a drink-umbrella, a flower nestled above his cracks, and a beat-up-but-still-working truck (trust me it's plot relevant)

the thing with the au is that Journal ends up at the rocky beach for the sake of wandering, Post-it-note is also there studying rocks in the shallow waters, Cup is just out to enjoy the beach and laying down a giant towl, and Treasure Chest is straight up walking out the waters like he wasn't underwater for a year. Suprise, they notice eachother and have a "wtf are you doing here" moment to eachother, it winds up in them all laying on Cups bigass towl and explaining their situation.

They end up staying at Cup's home for a bit, then they decide to go on a road trip for 3 days cause they don't have much better things to do (Post-it-note finished his work at that point, Journal has only been traveling to escape mr hand and just to wander, Cup's doin well enough to afford it, and Treasure Chest has been at the seafloor for a year), taking Cup's truck, with Cup driving (surprisingly only Cup has a license) Post-it-note in shotgun, and TC and Journal in the back.

They have some fun and become friends again over how much has changed and the genuine want to know eachother again. With TC wanting to know Journal and Cup again mostly, Journal wants to talk with TC and Post-it-note again, Cup wants to refriend TC and Post-it-note and know Journal more, and Post-it-note wants to know Cup and Journal again (and maybe learn wtf happend with Journal and TC).

They end back at the seaside town and decide to split up (but keep in touch), with Cup staying at the town, Post-it-note going back to traveling alone and studying stuff, and TC and Journal decide to travel together (Journalchest for the win boys).

[aplatypusshapedkite]

When will i learn that looking at and / or thinking of horror will make going to sleep hard

[omaskit]

I've never hated anyone by just looking at them in my entire life. My first reaction was ew.

And then I thought "That's mean I shouldn't be so judgement-"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?? WHAT IS HE AN ALTERNATE?

I LEGIT SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS!

MANDELA CATALOGE LOOKING ASS YOU GET NO SYMPATHY!

[professionallydeadinside]

The mandela catalog is shockingly interesting to me but i know i shouldn’t watch it because my ass would only crack jokes about the angel and intruder sucking face

I have no idea about the lore but the mandela catalog is silly fun to me I like looking at the guys wasdfghgf

[switchystuff]

I rarely dream about tickles but last nights dream was actually a bit nightmare-ish, like the Mandela catalog scary but anyhow. One of these weird ass things (she looked like a human it was more the behavior that was off) was literally coming onto me😭 and ofc I reciprocated bc I’m not turning down a woman pls ✋🙄 and she started the tickle conversation as if she’s the one with the fixation and then we had a cute little switchy moment figuring out each others bodies and

Then I woke up

[rainandteastudios]

Okay, so I’m not super well-versed on the Mandela catalog, but the general idea is that a double replaces you but is entirely messed up and doesn’t know how to be human or not, right? (Please correct me if I’m wrong I have no idea what I’m talking about.)

So, imagine you wake up to this creepy ass motherfucker who looks just like you, and you know you’re going to straight up die, so you just go,

“What up Jeff my twin bro, how are you doing.”

And the alter is like, “oh shit it worked out.” And now you’ve got a weird ass alter you’ve gotta make sure he doesn’t know you know, who’s probably gonna help another alter replace you later.

Once again, no clue what l’m talking about but I find it funny.

[rosemaryblossoms]

I love this so much, got me cackling with what if Jesus, but like among us😂😂💀

Anyways enjoy

Idea by @callmepip

Anyways here’s mine

Neptune: hey Earth! Earth! Hey Earth hey!

Earth: what?

*Earth slowly gets mutated by Neptune*

Neptune: haha made you look!

Stranger danger puppet show: some weird whistling cult who probably worships a rock, has a banger song about little red riding hood🔥🔥🔥, don’t trust the big bad wolf.

Mandela catalog: *in Boozo’s voice* Spot the difference!

Boozo’s ghost: terrible greedy and selfish old man gets his ass beat by ghosts and not just any ghosts, straight up Christmas spirits 💀(Not Clickbait!!!!)

The Walten files: thick thighed rabbit slays 💅 by giving Brian and Rosemary makeovers 😊 while Billy just stands there menacingly

The mysterious house: dumbass kid (no hate towards Tammy) peer pressures friend to go inside a strangers home with her to get some candy only to get their cheeks clapped by a thick thighed married tumbler sexy man rabbit who got the spring Bonnie fit and a deep voice that’s both soothing and gives you the chills

Vita carnis: you can adopt a cute meat trash baby🥹

Mandela catalog again: sussy baka among us angel tumblr sexy man builds army to clap earths ass cheeks and the people on it while the intruder does the ultimate prank on both Adam and his parents.

Cesar Torres: that’s why your shoes raggedy

Alternate Cesar: that’s why your mama dead, dead as hell, what shoes she got on, what shoes she got on her casket

Explaining Internet Horror Things Badly

Local 58 - the moon is one scary ass motherfucker.

Gemini Home Entertainment - neptune is one scary ass motherfucker.

Mandela Catalog - what if jesus, but like among us.

The Monument Mythos/Nixonverse - THE STATUES ARE MOVING! Anyways, America is a country built on the suffering of oppressed peoples, and-

FNAF VHS - What if FNAF made sense?

Welcome Home - tumblr sexyman muppet feeds people to house (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

SMILE Tapes - Don't Do Drugs :)

Gilbert Garfield - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

Kane Pixel's Backrooms - 🎶 My life is like a videogame-🎶

Vita Carnis - meat is everywhere.

The June Archive and Restoration Project - Fuck you nintendo, deleting hatena flipnote killed a junillion innocent stickmen

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - funny muppet become scary muppet.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - It is a lovely morning in The Flesh Pit, and you are a horrible capitalist.

VibingLeaf - creepypasta if it was good

TMK - the whole thing was leading up TO A DAMN KARL MARX JOKE!

[nightmareentertainment]

what is your favorite... horror based game / gdjdhsjsbdbdnddnxd movie / silly Internet phenomenon for silly reasons <- needs more horror to quell the demons , have you heard of hit series needle mouse bc I think you'd like it :3 maybe

good lord what a question.... what a marvelous questingoug............. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LONG ASS POST INCOMING!

Okay so ~Game Wise~ DBD doesn't really count as a horror game in the traditional sense, so I will actually refrain from saying that. And I think Resident Evil isn't particularly treated as the horror it was meant to be so I'll refrain there too. Actually, you know what? My favorite all time horror game was Outlast, i think. I haven't really touched it in a long time but I think that was one of my big introductions to traditional horror game.

It came out fucking. Forever Ago but i actually watched my dad play it. I remember the locker scene so vividly because my heart was beating so hard I made myself sick. Really inspired me as a kid to get into more Horror based stuff, it was awesome. (I was also big into Layers of Fear!)

If you're thinking more like Indie Horror? Like less based in the gameplay of a big game like Outlast, Tattletail was a HUGE one for me. I fucking LOVED that game, especially since I was a big Furby fan. I've always loved point and clicks like Mr Whiskers.

If you're looking for horror based Visual Novels, I actually have a whole LINE of favorites, lol. Hello Charlotte Series is by far my favorite over anything I've EVER played, for example. In fact I think it's one of my favorite games in the history of ever. Our Wonderland is also an amazing title that actually very recently was updated! I haven't gotten to play the new chapter yet but I'm super hyped about it.

One day I'll make a masterlist of all the free games from their own websites/itch.io that I loved, there's so many.

Horror MOVIES!! Now THAT is much easier: - Smile (2022) , A Haunting In Connecticut (2009), Hereditary (2018), obligatory mention to all classic slashers and the saw franchise, (i personally, LOVE, the 2010 remake of Nightmare On Elmstreet, but i recognize that it's not really everyones cup of tea especially in reference to the original, but goddammit I am weak to the wonders of my favorite guy ever Quenting Smith), I'm also particularly fond of the Scream franchise. Jennifers Body (2009) is a classic too, love that. I'm also, sadly, very fond of IT. lmao. sue me!! I also like. Reanimator (1985) but it was very much a victim of the 80s. It's kind of a hard watch for my friends lol

As for Internet Horrors: - Analog Horror! The Walten Files, Vita Carnis, Blue Channel, Mandela Catalog, Gemini Home Entertainment are all fairly well known and I do actually quite like all of them. Some of them are a bit overrrated but it's for good reason yknow? Popular shit is popular for a reason. I haven't finished looking into Boisvert but what I did see I did like for the most part. Angel Hare, Petscop, and Local 58 are all great too

There's some good horror shorts on youtube if you're looking for a really good quick scare. Other Side Of The Box, "048", and the channel CryptTV has... a couple? pretty decent horror short films. Personally I find these good for a short scare but theyre not as fun in the long run

Honorary Mentions: Fnaf, Fnaf VHStape, Fnaf related media, Happy Meat Farm ARG. DDLC, Marble Hornets and the Slenderverse as a whole, literally any datign sim that involves mass amounts of murder i have likely played and enjoyed. what can i say im a sucker for bloody visual novels

AND FINALLY!! To answer you, I haven't heard of needle mouse!! :O i'll look into it!! :D THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!!!!!!!!

[its-just-bloody-scarlett]

I should probably make a new intro on here since this is my main Tumblr acc lmao and I'm active on here again lmao.

Howdy in Saturn/Zach but you can call me Scarlett or "Slommy" (as some know me off discord lmao). I'm just tired ass artist with a fraction of a brain cell. This used to be an old creepypasta oc ask blog that I just now use to repost shit and art I really like. (And of course keep my account edgy looking 😂😂) I still will take asks if ppl questions about me, my current interests or any of my ocs if anyone still cares about that. I did mention i draw and if you wanna see that then pop on over to @slommy-time where I (sorta frequently) post art. I'll draw anything that im hyperfixating on and my ocs.

Some of my current hyperfixations are: Osomatsu-san, Mob Psycho 100, Dorohedoro, Chainsaw Man, Demon Slayer, Jojo Bizarre Adventure, Creepypasta, Pokemon, Mandela Catalog, and a few others that I can't remember off the top of my head but im p sure the stuff I repost can tell lmao.

I do hope to make some new mutuals on here (I already have which I'm already really happy about!) Well that should be about it, hope I get to make some new friends and be cringe together >:D

[semisolidmind]

Okay so I wrote this because I was feeling paranoid after thinking about the Mandela Catalog too late at night and I needed help falling asleep because nothing else was working. This is super indulgent and not as proofread as it should be 😅

TW stalking, Peter makes an appearance but he isn't named, also paranoia coming from YN bc they were watching something scary and I think that's it??

(awww, he protecc his sunshine :) this is cute, and i appreciate DJ getting to hit something with a brick)

After a night of watching some scary content with DJ, it was safe to say that YN regained their childhood fear of the dark. The seed was planted in their mind and now they can't get visions of amalgamations waiting for them in any dark corner of the room. DJ even offered to watch light hearted videos to cool down and distract them, but they were quickly reminded when the lights when out for bed time.

DJ felt their hands clutch tightly on the back of his hoodie when they followed him to the bedroom. Gently, he led YN to lay down and soothingly rubbed circles onto their back.

"Are you okay, sunshine?" He asked softly.

"I'm still spooked from earlier. I don't think I can sleep easy."

"Aw, sweetheart," he pressed a sweet kiss on their forehead, "There's nothing to be afraid of, monsters aren't real, and if they were, I'm right here to protect you."

This seemed to help and silence passed over them as the two of them drifted to sleep. After a moment, however, DJ woke up to YN shaking his arm. He grunted and cleared his throat, "What's wrong?"

YN was trembling, "There's something watching us." They were looking over his shoulder and had a wide eyed stare straight at the window.

DJ whipped his head around just in time to see a tall and lanky figure with a round, bald head skitter away from the window sill. He immediately recognized the figure and threw the window open, grabbed a brick off the ground outside, and chucked it at the retreating figure. The brick landed right on target at the back of the intruder's head and it knocked him out cold on the middle of the street. Reaching back inside the apartment to grab his phone, he dialed the authorities and informed them of the situation. Minutes later, a patrol car pulled up and DJ took that as a cue to go outside and answer the eventual questions. It took longer than he realized and by the time he came back, he almost wished he never opened that window.

YN was curled up tightly in the blanket, shaking like a leaf with tears in their eyes. They had the bed side lamp on and had practically barricaded the window. "Is it over?" Their voice was small and tired and DJ felt so guilty for leaving them alone for so long.

He climbed back into bed next to them and gathered YN in his arms. "Yes, it's over and I'm here to stay." He held them tightly and peppered kisses on their face. YN allowed themselves to be fully engulfed in him. The stress became too much and they began to cry into his chest.

"Shh, baby, shh, I know, I know," he rubbed their back and rocked them back and forth.

"I was so scared!" YN sobbed, "What even was that?"

"It wasn't a monster, it was just a man."

"That doesn't make it ANY better."

"Yes it does, because a man is tangible and can be handled accordingly. I can beat a man's ass and have him arrested."

YN scoffed and sniffed, "Didn't you say you would protect me against monsters?"

He chuckled, "Yes I did, I would definitely protect you if it was a monster. I'm just saying that a man is easier."

YN hummed and snuggled deeper into DJ.

"Can we keep the light on tonight? I don't want any shadows."

"Of course, sunshine." He lifted YN's head to look him in the eye, "Hey."

"Hm?"

"I'm always gonna be by your side to protect you. Nothing is gonna touch you while I'm around, okay? I love you."

YN's hearted fluttered, "I love you too."

DJ smirked, "Give me a kiss."

And YN happily obliged by leaning forward and pressing their lips against his. DJ hummed into it, making YN forget what they were upset about in the first place. Their lips parted and DJ pressed another kiss on their forehead.

"Goodnight, sunshine."