#Mandela catalog looking ass

[sophieseals]

I never thought I would see a more disturbing birth scene than Bella in breaking dawn pt 1 but alien Romulus sure as hell topped it

[screamsofanoutlawbrain]

ppt2 aftermath au,, it's four years set in the future after the finally.

Journal is half infected from being in that fucking ugly ass lab and now looks slightly in the uncanny vally and is prone to spacing out (he's got traits of the blue nightmares like glowey eyes and long limbs), he left that ugly ass lab five months after the competition ended and said fuck you to mr hand and stayed at the show grounds for two years and then ran for the hills (he's traveling now), he also has goggles now and sneakers cause why not (he still has the stains)

Treasure Chest left and went full pirate(the outfit, scars, hat, sword, all that and more) for three years, then the ship sank and ya'know what they say about captins and sinking ships, he stayed at the seafloor near his ship for a year (cause he's made of wood I think I'd be neat if he could breath underwater), and is starting to slowly climb up to the nearby rocky beach, he's also a local cryptid at the nearby seaside town.

Post-it-note stayed at the competition grounds for two years and is now traveling and studying various stuff. nothing changed much appearance wise, just gave him glasses, a scientist coat, and rain boots.

Cup hasn't really changed at all, he's just a lil less silly and has been living at this seaside town with a rocky beach for a year, and was at the competition grounds for three years before. Cup has flip-flops, sunglasses, a drink-umbrella, a flower nestled above his cracks, and a beat-up-but-still-working truck (trust me it's plot relevant)

the thing with the au is that Journal ends up at the rocky beach for the sake of wandering, Post-it-note is also there studying rocks in the shallow waters, Cup is just out to enjoy the beach and laying down a giant towl, and Treasure Chest is straight up walking out the waters like he wasn't underwater for a year. Suprise, they notice eachother and have a "wtf are you doing here" moment to eachother, it winds up in them all laying on Cups bigass towl and explaining their situation.

They end up staying at Cup's home for a bit, then they decide to go on a road trip for 3 days cause they don't have much better things to do (Post-it-note finished his work at that point, Journal has only been traveling to escape mr hand and just to wander, Cup's doin well enough to afford it, and Treasure Chest has been at the seafloor for a year), taking Cup's truck, with Cup driving (surprisingly only Cup has a license) Post-it-note in shotgun, and TC and Journal in the back.

They have some fun and become friends again over how much has changed and the genuine want to know eachother again. With TC wanting to know Journal and Cup again mostly, Journal wants to talk with TC and Post-it-note again, Cup wants to refriend TC and Post-it-note and know Journal more, and Post-it-note wants to know Cup and Journal again (and maybe learn wtf happend with Journal and TC).

They end back at the seaside town and decide to split up (but keep in touch), with Cup staying at the town, Post-it-note going back to traveling alone and studying stuff, and TC and Journal decide to travel together (Journalchest for the win boys).

[aplatypusshapedkite]

When will i learn that looking at and / or thinking of horror will make going to sleep hard

[fromduck]

Bunny™

(Yandere Vox x Reader)

(A/N: After 10 months…I have finally posted something related to Hazbin Hotel 😭. Also I have an exam and other assignments that are due tonight but here I am. 😭)

Tw: Slight Gore, Mild Suggestiveness, Valentino, if you know Hazbin Hotel well you know what to expect 💀

-unedited-

You know how Apple has Siri and Amazon has Alexa?

-I’m thinking about Vox with a darling who’s face is on all his products.

-Your basically the mascot for Vox Tech™ and is featured in a lot of advertisements.

-Think about Barbie and the many versions of her there are. Your Vox’s Barbie.

-Vox is promoting a new treadmill that is bound to torture you if you don’t run? Expect to see your cute little ass in gym clothes running cutely on the machine. Yelping when the robot smacks your ass every time you slow down.

-Vox is promoting a new blender? Expect to see you in a cute apron as you giddily wave to the camera. Placing the head of some poor sinner in the blender as you press a button. Blending his head to mush. You even pose cutely as some blood splatters on your sweet innocent face.

-Vox is designing some killer high heels that work as self defense? Like they have buttons that releases pepper spray or sheathe knives or any kind of weapon. There you are swaying your hips as you kick your foot out, your heels sheathing out a gun that shoots the camera.

-You’re everywhere.

-Billboards, advertisements, your face is known by all in the Pride Ring.

-If Vox’s name is on it, then you’ll be on it as well.

-Like all of hell that buys a phone from Vox Tech will have your voice on it.

-Anyone can put a name on you. Some assholes name you bitch, “Hey, bitch what time is it?” “It’s 12:00 pm! Have an amazing afternoon!”

-But the common nickname that has stuck on you is Bunny.

-No one knows who came up with it, but Vox liked it so much that he decided to claim it.

-So officially your name is Bunny™. Anyone that takes that name will be sued by Vox Corp, thank you~!

-But you don’t display any bunny characteristics, neither do you have any demonic qualities.

-You’re human. Or at least you appear to be.

-But there is an eeriness to you.

-Like you know all those people in the Mandela Catalog that mimic being human? That’s you but there’s a deadness to your eyes that freaks people out if they look too closely.

-On posters or promos you’re this cute little mascot with your frilly pink skirt and your cute poses. Bows in your hair and pink glittery makeup adorning your face.

-But even though your holding up a peace sign and you have this big grin on your gloss covered lips, your big eyes hold no shine. Not even a glint they’re just so dead. But that’s easy to ignore with how you look.

-Your exotic in a way, a human that has no place in Hell. A relic of the past for many sinners. No sinner will ever see a human again. But they at least get to see you.

-With smooth skin and blunt teeth. No horns or glowing eyes or a tail swinging behind you. You are everything human.

-Many sinners are drawn to you either by your humanity or your pretty face. You’re famous admired by all and lusted after. They want to see you, touch you.

-And Vox? He hates it.

-You know how Angel Dust is Valentino’s obsession? His big star? Well that’s you and Vox, but he’s a bit too much.

-In areas where Angel Dust can leave Valentino’s studio, your prohibited from leaving Vee territory. Ever.

-You’re already a mystery throughout the Pride Ring. They don’t know if your an actual living breathing human or sinner. They don’t even know if you’re real or just some A.I. that Vox created.

-Everyone knows you, but no one’s seen you.

-And Vox will keep it that way.

-At first when Vox had stumbled upon you. A freshly fallen sinner, he had taken advantage of your naivety and tricked you into signing your soul to him.

-He used your image as a joke. He knew a human looking sinner would bring in mass attention.

-And he wasn’t wrong. You did wonders for advertising.

-However, the more he spent time with you, the more obsessed he became. Everything about you was a breathe of fresh air.

-It was a break of the toxicity of the other Vees, with Velvette’s cruel personality and Valentino’s abusive tendencies, you were kind.

-There’s this golden retriever energy to you, wide soulless eyes that blink up at him. Even though your eyes give him the creeps it’s direct contrast against your bubbly persona. Always smiling never frowning. An energetic little thing.

-You always looked happy.

-Even though he owns your soul, anyone would think he never tricked you with how you treat him like an old pal. You show no hostility to him when you smile brightly at him. Showing kindness and obediently following his orders.

-He found it amusing.

-“Bunny, hop.”

-“Okay!”

-“Bunny, sit.”

-“Mhm!”

-“Bunny, jump down to the fourteenth floor.”

-…

-“BuNnY, NO-!”

-You were an interesting sinner.

-Before he knew it he was spending time with you every waking minute. You’d follow him to important meetings in Vox Tech and he’d be directly involved in any of your appearances to the general public.

-And the protectiveness possessiveness he held for you.

-“WHO THE FUCK PUT HER IN THAT DRESS?! SHE’S BARELY WEARING ANYTHING! THIS IS A COMERCIAL FOR A FUCKING REFRIGERATOR FOR FUCKS SAKE!”

-“Valentino said you wanted this, sir.”

-“ugh, of course he would- Sweety! Come over here! We’re gonna give you a new dress change, okay?” He coos to you.

-“Okay sir!” You say with a big smile, pulling down the extremely tight short dress down your butt. Placing an arm around your chest to make sure none of your breasts slip out.

-He grew attached to you. To an extreme level.

-He’s always has your hand in the crook of his arm. Walking with you while giving out orders to his henchmen.

-While working on paperwork, he has you sitting on his lap while you furiously play on your Nintendo DS (strangely enough you brought it with you from the human realm). Zoned in on a game about dressing and impressing.

-And he even got you a little cage to sleep in his room. Though in later months you’d be sleeping in bed with him.

-“Goodnight Bunny.”

-“Goodnight, sir!” You say giddily in your cage.

-Yeah, your an odd sinner. With your human look and your inability to be anything but happy. There was something wrong with you.

-And something even more wrong with him with how he keeps you in a cage when he feels like too many sinners are looking at you. He’d later understand that his possessiveness comes from his blooming feelings for you.

-He often wonders how you managed to get into Hell. There’s no hostile bone in your body. But he often feels immensely uncomfortable when you stare at him for too long. Those big soulless eyes, a mystery he will never get to the bottom of.

-Other than that, he loves being around you.

-But by the time he knew how much you meant to him and how he wanted to keep you for himself.

-Bunny™ was already so intertwined with Vox Tech that he knew removing your image would damage the company. Now he didn’t want that.

-So he kept you as Vox Tech’s main mascot, obsessively managing you as his biggest star.

-If he can’t have you all to himself than he will at least make you perfect. Make everyone else jealous that they can’t have you.

-It especially works with his fellow Vees to his misfortune.

-He has to fight Velvette whenever she tries to take you away for modeling gigs. Claiming that your a better model than the other useless ones she has.

-“Everyone else is not meeting my standards! I need Bunny! Don’t be a selfish prick, you flat faced asshole!” She screeches stomping her feet.

-“Well that’s not our problem isn’t it, Bunny?”

-“Whatever you want Mr. Vox!”

-Don’t even get him started on the weekly back and forths with Valentino who is hellbent on starting your pornstar career. Which never fails to trigger him into a rage.

-He’ll allow Velvette to use you for modeling her newest outfits (knowing that your face will bring in clientele) but he draws a hard line in porn filming. Which pisses off Valentino to hell and back.

-It’s a topic that has put more of a strain on his and Valentino’s relationship. What with the giant moth man throwing a tantrum and Vox fiercely yelling back at him that. Any meeting between the two has high tension every since you came along.

-Meanwhile you and Angel Dust would be drinking slushies in your dressing room. Slushies bought from the Vox Tech cafeteria, of course! You can’t leave remember!

-As the biggest stars of your respective soul owners, you and Angel Dust quickly became friends.

-He finds your human face cute and you think his white fuzzy face is adorable.

-Whenever the two of you have breaks and your respective bosses are busy, you both hang out. He’ll give you the latest gossip around Hell while doing his makeup and you’ll pretend to act scandalized even though he knows that you love the drama he tells you about. He is your only connection to the world outside of Vee territory. Without him you wouldn’t know anything going on in the Pride Ring.

-He thinks your a strange one that’s for sure. While anyone else would be sad about losing ownership of their souls, you seem oddly…cheery.

-Especially when he knows how you can’t leave the Vees territory and Vox is constantly breathing down your neck.

-He shudders at how closely the television demon has you monitored he wouldn’t be surprised if he’s constantly watching you. (He is).

-He’d love to take you out on a spin with Cherry Bomb. He knows you two would hit it off. He even entertains the idea of you going back with him to the Hazbin Hotel. Away from this place, away from Vox.

-He knows they’d like you. Especially Charlie.

-His mismatched eyes soften as you show him your Nintendo DS, excitedly showing him games that you play.

-You a friendly face in a room full of predators. He remembers all the times you’d cheer him up after a horrible day at the job. Bringing him takeout to his dressing room and giving him hugs. You would soothe his cryings and take care of any damage that Valentino bestowed upon him.

-The confident spider doesn’t make a mention of how you see “a weaker side” of him. Embarrassed of being seen in a crying heap and looking vulnerable. But you know he’s grateful when you never make a mention of it. Distracting him from the sad reality that is his life.

-He knows you get punished by Vox when you do sneak away but you don’t seem to mind.

-You’re a light in the dark cutthroat environment that is the Vee territory.

-But he wonders if you have a light in this dark place?

-When both of your bosses come back, you have to say your goodbyes. You give him one last hug before skipping to Vox. The demon that owns your entire existence.

-He’s dismissed by Valentino (with threats to come back of course) while Vox slides a possessive arm around your waist. His hold tight and unyielding. Angel Dust knows how much Vox can’t stand being away from you.

-You walk away with Vox, waving back at him. He sadly waves back.

-He knows that answer is a no when he sees your dull eyes. Big eyes with no light. No soul.

-Soulless soulless eyes.

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

we have a headmate named Gabriel who thinks its FUCKING HILARIOUS to fuck with people by mimicking their face.

In headspace yeah, but like. he'll spend a bunch of fucking time making his bot look identical to someone elses, and then go and start talking to that person. and i THOUGHT we fucking KILLED* him but NO this STUPID FUCKING POSITIVE TRIGGER ASS FUCKING MEME. He's chirping in cofront right now 'you want a break from the ads? bweaaa- you want a break from the ads?' dipshit fucking angel piece of shit fucking cunt who i FUCKING HATE.

Im calling him Moderator Moderator because I dont know what he wants to be called and i do not fucking give a shit what he thinks and will not encourage anything that will bring him closer to front (like asking him for a name (as if he wouldnt just pretend to be me again)) and he's fucking stronger than gatedog? at least a little bit??? at least this time?????

as in the part of drosera | wisteria | peccant who almost never leaves front. idk we should probably get a name for her. she only kind of exists- ugh. anyway. we keep having fucking dickbags be stronger than her lately. mituna diavolo and gabriel now. mitu doesnt have a mod name but diavolo is shortcut passion and gabriel is moderator moderator.

fucking cunt

iceyhot os waverly-4 (me) by the way. fucking dipshit piece of shit fucking dipshit fucker

i fucking LOVE it whe-

AND HE FUCKING DISRUPTS CO-FRONTERS. LIKE FUCKING DIEDRICK AND LIL CAL. FUCKER.

He was sitting here fucking smiling eyes unfocused piece of shit who i hate and WANT TO EXPLODE FUCKING DICK

RGH.

FUCKING MANDELA CATALOG PIECE OF SHIT UNREALITY PARANOIA BAIT.

(* read: metaphorically)

[omaskit]

I've never hated anyone by just looking at them in my entire life. My first reaction was ew.

And then I thought "That's mean I shouldn't be so judgement-"

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?? WHAT IS HE AN ALTERNATE?

I LEGIT SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THIS!

MANDELA CATALOGE LOOKING ASS YOU GET NO SYMPATHY!

[professionallydeadinside]

The mandela catalog is shockingly interesting to me but i know i shouldn’t watch it because my ass would only crack jokes about the angel and intruder sucking face

I have no idea about the lore but the mandela catalog is silly fun to me I like looking at the guys wasdfghgf

[switchiestuff]

I rarely dream about tickles but last nights dream was actually a bit nightmare-ish, like the Mandela catalog scary but anyhow. One of these weird ass things (she looked like a human it was more the behavior that was off) was literally coming onto me😭 and ofc I reciprocated bc I’m not turning down a woman pls ��🙄 and she started the tickle conversation as if she’s the one with the fixation and then we had a cute little switchy moment figuring out each others bodies and

Then I woke up

[rainandteastudios]

Okay, so I’m not super well-versed on the Mandela catalog, but the general idea is that a double replaces you but is entirely messed up and doesn’t know how to be human or not, right? (Please correct me if I’m wrong I have no idea what I’m talking about.)

So, imagine you wake up to this creepy ass motherfucker who looks just like you, and you know you’re going to straight up die, so you just go,

“What up Jeff my twin bro, how are you doing.”

And the alter is like, “oh shit it worked out.” And now you’ve got a weird ass alter you’ve gotta make sure he doesn’t know you know, who’s probably gonna help another alter replace you later.

Once again, no clue what l’m talking about but I find it funny.

[themagicmusicman]

hehehhe

1. mugs for literally everything

2. uhhhh not a big fan of either? although when i have a lollipop and its really cold out it looks like im smoking so thats kinda silly

3. bubblegum because it doesnt cause me the worst sensory overload

4. it went from “loud but has potential” to “quiet but had potential” (wheres my potential now, huh? /silly)

5. cans unless theyre in the glass bottles bcs those make a funny noise

6. tomboy, grunge and goth are all pretty sick (but i wear/wanna wear grunge more bcs oghhh gender)

7. headphones all day

8. tv shows just because i dont have to be invested for 2 hours straight and theyre easier to rewatch

9. oooo idk summer doesnt really have a smell to me. like autumn has a lot of distinct smells (but maybe thats just because of singing autumn days in primary school), as do spring and winter but summer? mmm probably when i smell my neighbours having a barbecue and forget for a minute how much i hate barbecues lmao

10. probably basketball just because i didn’t despise it and also basketballs smell so good. that or like. tennis or some shit

11. whatevers lying around my kitchen that i can easily shove down my throat in the 5 minutes before i have to catch my bus lmfao

12. sophisticated hat manoeuvres by mad dog mcrea

13. lanyard bcs they can be fun colours and i can decorate them with silly gay pins

14. uuhhhhh fuck idk man like. i actually dont know i cant think of anything lmao (i do not crave sweet shit Ever)

15. i dont think ive ever had to read one as an assignment per se, but i loved studying the handmaids tale

16. fluctuates between man spreading halfway down the chair or curled up in a ball (especially when im painting)

17. my £20 boots that are falling apart

18. when its thundering but also really humid out. thats the shit

19. usually spread out across the whole mattress, or sometimes on my side if my back hurts

20. i love writing in notebooks but i usually lose them so i write the most just in my notes app

21. how long do you have hdjshfksb uhh. i obsessed a lot about food (for instance i wouldnt eat anything other than carrots and haribos until the age of 3), music artists/bands (or just on having one of those shitty mp3 players), later on it became more about shows, horror games or podcasts, especially analog horrors (iirc it went backrooms, mandela catalog, salad fingers, gemini home entertainment, dhmis, vita carnis, boisvert)

22. any transmasc who played a female character in whatever they did (specifically kizzy edgell and morgan wilkinson)

23. ripping my eyelashes out one by one when i get stressed

24. UNAKITE

25. unironically the fucking whats on your plate song from cbeebies

26. hibernate until it stops (although i do like swimming when its really hot)

27. cuddling with My Boys under a blanket with hot drinks and snacks watching whatever silly shit we can find (if one of you is seeing this heyyyy,,, soon pls 🙏🙏)

28. am i drinking enough // mad dog mcrea (/hj), this body // nemo, boyfeel // destroy boys, blush // wolf alice, serotonin // jessia

29. idk just dont be a dick and respect my boundaries

30. the dunes near my house for,,, ahem no particular reason 👀

31. i have never kicked ass ever but if i was to, it would be in my black cargo trousers with all the chains, baggy shirt, and enough gay jewellery and makeup to put someone who doesn’t understand that transmascs can wear typically fem stuff into cardiac arrest

32. uhhh “chris is that a weed!?”, the guy screaming along to careless whisper in his car, woman dancing flaps away into space, fish titties, you better watch out you better watch out you better w

33. lmao

34. the fucking edf energy ad with zingy it in. that little guy lives rent free in my head

35. 2am usually

36. probably some facebook minion meme my mum showed me when i was 3 or smth

37. duffel bag

38. depends what kind of tea

39. lemon meringue pie bcs i dont like cake jsjdbdksf

40. a guy on the back of my bus set a can of deodorant on fire and poured hand sanitiser down the aisle so everyone slipped when they got off

41. neim

42. depends which one is more accessible/bigger

43. hoodie

44. i like the really fresh lemon-y sea salt smelling ones

45. fantasy

46. baggy vest and boxers

47. either brie or the shit with cranberries in it (blue cheese is also quite nice)

48. pineapple. spiky on the outside, sweet on the outside and i make cum taste great. i mean

49. hello jon

50. probably just me and my mates doing stupid shit as really inappropriate times

51. long term: grades and jobs. short term: being forced to go to a lunch party with my mum’s church where everyone deadnames me :p

52. i just like anything thick and blocky. or gothic

53. sore and covered in paint

54. that getting a job is a really long and stressful process :D

55. of new york

56. getting sloshed at every dnd session i go to (it probably meant like. christmas or whatever but nah drunk dnd)

57. n/a im amazing and never struggle with anything /j

58. rollerskating, painting, being able to write smut (vaguely), cooking when i can be bothered

59. something gay probably

60. junji ito

61. in heartstopper “oh. you’re being gay. good job, carry on”

62. seveN?? uhhok,,,,, nimona, jonny d’ville, charlie spring, red guy from dhmis, lady macbeth, the iron lung jumpscare, trimigasi (smh all these hoes want me for my samurai plus)

63. i’d have a hhc club, 5 songs i’d definitely play would have to be concrete angel // darren styles and chris unknown, dont know how to make you happy // joey riot, feel the melody // s3rl, jaded af // s3rl, safety net // alaguan

64. cool maths games

65. yuppp quite a few

66. tiger lily, flame lily, jasmine, lavender

67. dont have any, my luck is perfect (lying)

68. once tried cucumber flavoured crisps from japan. that shit was vile

69. (nice) most of the teletubbies actors were involved in some weird shit. the women who played po was a porn actress, the guy who played tinky winky died of alcoholism and froze to death in liverpool uh. the other two are fine theyre the good ones

70. right

71. damn idk like. the really overdone big spots that you see a lot of cartoon or childrens characters wearing

72. french or geography

73. have you ever dipped a pickle in a chocolate milkshake? bcs uh,,, i havent,,,,,,

74. pain scale is a scam and i need ibuprofen at all times always

75. i only lost it at like. 10 or 11?

76. roast potatoes

77. i have no idea i never grow plants

78. mm coffee bcs it wouldnt be atrociously expensive

79. neither

80. earth

81. fireflies i god damn hate lightning bugs

82. console

83. drawing

84. podcast

85. nah

86. mythology

87. cookies

88. abandonment

89. testosterone

90. my partners

91. i never make mistakes 😼🔥

92. boxes. theyre so silly

93. fairy lights

94. i don’t actually know. i get called ginger a lot lmao

95. autumn

96. geometry dash fr

97. jonny dville

98. 2 (mine and my mothers)

99. stone age

oi @neim-batteries-not-included cmere (if you dont wanna do them all i highly suggest you do 4, 6, 12, 21, 24, 28, 40, 44, 58, 62, 66, 76, 78 (bcs i think youll struggle with it) and 98/99 (the last one))

weird asks that say a lot

in

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?

2. chocolate bars or lollipops?

3. bubblegum or cotton candy?

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?

7. earbuds or headphones?

8. movies or tv shows?

9. favorite smell in the summer?

10. game you were best at in p.e.?

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?

12. name of your favorite playlist?

13. lanyard or key ring?

14. favorite non-chocolate candy?

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?

16. most comfortable position to sit in?

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?

18. ideal weather?

19. sleeping position?

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?

21. obsession from childhood?

22. role model?

23. strange habits?

24. favorite crystal?

25. first song you remember hearing?

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?

28. five songs to describe you?

29. best way to bond with you?

30. places that you find sacred?

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?

32. top five favorite vines?

33. most used phrase in your phone?

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?

35. average time you fall asleep?

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?

37. suitcase or duffel bag?

38. lemonade or tea?

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?

41. last person you texted?

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?

44. favorite scent for soap?

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?

47. favorite type of cheese?

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

49. what saying or quote do you live by?

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?

51. current stresses?

52. favorite font?

53. what is the current state of your hands?

54. what did you learn from your first job?

55. favorite fairy tale?

56. favorite tradition?

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?

58. four talents you’re proud of having?

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?

61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?

62. seven characters you relate to?

63. five songs that would play in your club?

64. favorite website from your childhood?

65. any permanent scars?

66. favorite flower(s)?

67. good luck charms?

68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?

69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?

70. left or right handed?

71. least favorite pattern?

72. worst subject?

73. favorite weird flavor combo?

74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?

75. when did you lose your first tooth?

76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?

77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?

78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?

79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?

80. earth tones or jewel tones?

81. fireflies or lightning bugs?

82. pc or console?

83. writing or drawing?

84. podcasts or talk radio?

84. barbie or polly pocket?

85. fairy tales or mythology?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

87. your greatest fear?

88. your greatest wish?

89. who would you put before everyone else?

90. luckiest mistake?

91. boxes or bags?

92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?

93. nicknames?

94. favorite season?

95. favorite app on your phone?

96. desktop background?

97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?

98. favorite historical era?

[nightmareentertainment]

what is your favorite... horror based game / gdjdhsjsbdbdnddnxd movie / silly Internet phenomenon for silly reasons <- needs more horror to quell the demons , have you heard of hit series needle mouse bc I think you'd like it :3 maybe

good lord what a question.... what a marvelous questingoug............. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LONG ASS POST INCOMING!

Okay so ~Game Wise~ DBD doesn't really count as a horror game in the traditional sense, so I will actually refrain from saying that. And I think Resident Evil isn't particularly treated as the horror it was meant to be so I'll refrain there too. Actually, you know what? My favorite all time horror game was Outlast, i think. I haven't really touched it in a long time but I think that was one of my big introductions to traditional horror game.

It came out fucking. Forever Ago but i actually watched my dad play it. I remember the locker scene so vividly because my heart was beating so hard I made myself sick. Really inspired me as a kid to get into more Horror based stuff, it was awesome. (I was also big into Layers of Fear!)

If you're thinking more like Indie Horror? Like less based in the gameplay of a big game like Outlast, Tattletail was a HUGE one for me. I fucking LOVED that game, especially since I was a big Furby fan. I've always loved point and clicks like Mr Whiskers.

If you're looking for horror based Visual Novels, I actually have a whole LINE of favorites, lol. Hello Charlotte Series is by far my favorite over anything I've EVER played, for example. In fact I think it's one of my favorite games in the history of ever. Our Wonderland is also an amazing title that actually very recently was updated! I haven't gotten to play the new chapter yet but I'm super hyped about it.

One day I'll make a masterlist of all the free games from their own websites/itch.io that I loved, there's so many.

Horror MOVIES!! Now THAT is much easier: - Smile (2022) , A Haunting In Connecticut (2009), Hereditary (2018), obligatory mention to all classic slashers and the saw franchise, (i personally, LOVE, the 2010 remake of Nightmare On Elmstreet, but i recognize that it's not really everyones cup of tea especially in reference to the original, but goddammit I am weak to the wonders of my favorite guy ever Quenting Smith), I'm also particularly fond of the Scream franchise. Jennifers Body (2009) is a classic too, love that. I'm also, sadly, very fond of IT. lmao. sue me!! I also like. Reanimator (1985) but it was very much a victim of the 80s. It's kind of a hard watch for my friends lol

As for Internet Horrors: - Analog Horror! The Walten Files, Vita Carnis, Blue Channel, Mandela Catalog, Gemini Home Entertainment are all fairly well known and I do actually quite like all of them. Some of them are a bit overrrated but it's for good reason yknow? Popular shit is popular for a reason. I haven't finished looking into Boisvert but what I did see I did like for the most part. Angel Hare, Petscop, and Local 58 are all great too

There's some good horror shorts on youtube if you're looking for a really good quick scare. Other Side Of The Box, "048", and the channel CryptTV has... a couple? pretty decent horror short films. Personally I find these good for a short scare but theyre not as fun in the long run

Honorary Mentions: Fnaf, Fnaf VHStape, Fnaf related media, Happy Meat Farm ARG. DDLC, Marble Hornets and the Slenderverse as a whole, literally any datign sim that involves mass amounts of murder i have likely played and enjoyed. what can i say im a sucker for bloody visual novels

AND FINALLY!! To answer you, I haven't heard of needle mouse!! :O i'll look into it!! :D THANK YOU FOR THE ASK!!!!!!!!!

[semisolidmind]

Okay so I wrote this because I was feeling paranoid after thinking about the Mandela Catalog too late at night and I needed help falling asleep because nothing else was working. This is super indulgent and not as proofread as it should be 😅

TW stalking, Peter makes an appearance but he isn't named, also paranoia coming from YN bc they were watching something scary and I think that's it??

(awww, he protecc his sunshine :) this is cute, and i appreciate DJ getting to hit something with a brick)

After a night of watching some scary content with DJ, it was safe to say that YN regained their childhood fear of the dark. The seed was planted in their mind and now they can't get visions of amalgamations waiting for them in any dark corner of the room. DJ even offered to watch light hearted videos to cool down and distract them, but they were quickly reminded when the lights when out for bed time.

DJ felt their hands clutch tightly on the back of his hoodie when they followed him to the bedroom. Gently, he led YN to lay down and soothingly rubbed circles onto their back.

"Are you okay, sunshine?" He asked softly.

"I'm still spooked from earlier. I don't think I can sleep easy."

"Aw, sweetheart," he pressed a sweet kiss on their forehead, "There's nothing to be afraid of, monsters aren't real, and if they were, I'm right here to protect you."

This seemed to help and silence passed over them as the two of them drifted to sleep. After a moment, however, DJ woke up to YN shaking his arm. He grunted and cleared his throat, "What's wrong?"

YN was trembling, "There's something watching us." They were looking over his shoulder and had a wide eyed stare straight at the window.

DJ whipped his head around just in time to see a tall and lanky figure with a round, bald head skitter away from the window sill. He immediately recognized the figure and threw the window open, grabbed a brick off the ground outside, and chucked it at the retreating figure. The brick landed right on target at the back of the intruder's head and it knocked him out cold on the middle of the street. Reaching back inside the apartment to grab his phone, he dialed the authorities and informed them of the situation. Minutes later, a patrol car pulled up and DJ took that as a cue to go outside and answer the eventual questions. It took longer than he realized and by the time he came back, he almost wished he never opened that window.

YN was curled up tightly in the blanket, shaking like a leaf with tears in their eyes. They had the bed side lamp on and had practically barricaded the window. "Is it over?" Their voice was small and tired and DJ felt so guilty for leaving them alone for so long.

He climbed back into bed next to them and gathered YN in his arms. "Yes, it's over and I'm here to stay." He held them tightly and peppered kisses on their face. YN allowed themselves to be fully engulfed in him. The stress became too much and they began to cry into his chest.

"Shh, baby, shh, I know, I know," he rubbed their back and rocked them back and forth.

"I was so scared!" YN sobbed, "What even was that?"

"It wasn't a monster, it was just a man."

"That doesn't make it ANY better."

"Yes it does, because a man is tangible and can be handled accordingly. I can beat a man's ass and have him arrested."

YN scoffed and sniffed, "Didn't you say you would protect me against monsters?"

He chuckled, "Yes I did, I would definitely protect you if it was a monster. I'm just saying that a man is easier."

YN hummed and snuggled deeper into DJ.

"Can we keep the light on tonight? I don't want any shadows."

"Of course, sunshine." He lifted YN's head to look him in the eye, "Hey."

"Hm?"

"I'm always gonna be by your side to protect you. Nothing is gonna touch you while I'm around, okay? I love you."

YN's hearted fluttered, "I love you too."

DJ smirked, "Give me a kiss."

And YN happily obliged by leaning forward and pressing their lips against his. DJ hummed into it, making YN forget what they were upset about in the first place. Their lips parted and DJ pressed another kiss on their forehead.

"Goodnight, sunshine."

[rosemaryblossoms]

I love this so much, got me cackling with what if Jesus, but like among us😂😂💀

Anyways enjoy

Idea by @callmepip

Anyways here’s mine

Neptune: hey Earth! Earth! Hey Earth hey!

Earth: what?

*Earth slowly gets mutated by Neptune*

Neptune: haha made you look!

Stranger danger puppet show: some weird whistling cult who probably worships a rock, has a banger song about little red riding hood🔥🔥🔥, don’t trust the big bad wolf.

Mandela catalog: *in Boozo’s voice* Spot the difference!

Boozo’s ghost: terrible greedy and selfish old man gets his ass beat by ghosts and not just any ghosts, straight up Christmas spirits 💀(Not Clickbait!!!!)

The Walten files: thick thighed rabbit slays 💅 by giving Brian and Rosemary makeovers 😊 while Billy just stands there menacingly

The mysterious house: dumbass kid (no hate towards Tammy) peer pressures friend to go inside a strangers home with her to get some candy only to get their cheeks clapped by a thick thighed married tumbler sexy man rabbit who got the spring Bonnie fit and a deep voice that’s both soothing and gives you the chills

Vita carnis: you can adopt a cute meat trash baby🥹

Mandela catalog again: sussy baka among us angel tumblr sexy man builds army to clap earths ass cheeks and the people on it while the intruder does the ultimate prank on both Adam and his parents.

Cesar Torres: that’s why your shoes raggedy

Alternate Cesar: that’s why your mama dead, dead as hell, what shoes she got on, what shoes she got on her casket

Explaining Internet Horror Things Badly

Local 58 - the moon is one scary ass motherfucker.

Gemini Home Entertainment - neptune is one scary ass motherfucker.

Mandela Catalog - what if jesus, but like among us.

The Monument Mythos/Nixonverse - THE STATUES ARE MOVING! Anyways, America is a country built on the suffering of oppressed peoples, and-

FNAF VHS - What if FNAF made sense?

Welcome Home - tumblr sexyman muppet feeds people to house (REAL) (NOT CLICKBAIT)

SMILE Tapes - Don't Do Drugs :)

Gilbert Garfield - WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING.

Kane Pixel's Backrooms - 🎶 My life is like a videogame-🎶

Vita Carnis - meat is everywhere.

The June Archive and Restoration Project - Fuck you nintendo, deleting hatena flipnote killed a junillion innocent stickmen

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared - funny muppet become scary muppet.

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park - It is a lovely morning in The Flesh Pit, and you are a horrible capitalist.

VibingLeaf - creepypasta if it was good

TMK - the whole thing was leading up TO A DAMN KARL MARX JOKE!

[its-just-bloody-scarlett]

I should probably make a new intro on here since this is my main Tumblr acc lmao and I'm active on here again lmao.

Howdy in Saturn/Zach but you can call me Scarlett or "Slommy" (as some know me off discord lmao). I'm just tired ass artist with a fraction of a brain cell. This used to be an old creepypasta oc ask blog that I just now use to repost shit and art I really like. (And of course keep my account edgy looking 😂😂) I still will take asks if ppl questions about me, my current interests or any of my ocs if anyone still cares about that. I did mention i draw and if you wanna see that then pop on over to @slommy-time where I (sorta frequently) post art. I'll draw anything that im hyperfixating on and my ocs.

Some of my current hyperfixations are: Osomatsu-san, Mob Psycho 100, Dorohedoro, Chainsaw Man, Demon Slayer, Jojo Bizarre Adventure, Creepypasta, Pokemon, Mandela Catalog, and a few others that I can't remember off the top of my head but im p sure the stuff I repost can tell lmao.

I do hope to make some new mutuals on here (I already have which I'm already really happy about!) Well that should be about it, hope I get to make some new friends and be cringe together >:D