#scp motherfucker

[sophieseals]

I never thought I would see a more disturbing birth scene than Bella in breaking dawn pt 1 but alien Romulus sure as hell topped it

[dino--draws]

God Has My Eyes

One loggerhead shrike must skewer my invertebrate doppelgänger on barbed wire, in a parallel universe. My tongue parallelly bleeds, one small drop, in a mouthful of blood. In tongues all over the world.

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I'm surprised I got this done as fast as I did tbh but BAM HERE IT IS. I got possessed like two days ago with the dialogue for this and then sat back like "....I could comic it out" and then that won the 'which mini project?' poll so HEREEEE YA GO. Took a grand total of like 9 hours to bang this puppy out. My wrists are so mad right now. A good portion of this dialogue is entirely based on my random thoughts/theories/headcanons yadda yadda. I'm very normal as you can tell.

@placeholder-mcd im dropping a ping for you as a treat

If people like this enough maybe I'll pony up and post it on the wikidot if it doesn't step on anyone's toes, since this actually has original writing instead of song lyrics LMAO

Also as a side note there's like... three(?) really specific imagery details in this with some more subtle than others, a cookie to whoever can spot 'em.

[thevectronic]

After Quantum Break, I've decided to keep my Remedy marathon going with Control. These fuckers put in a photo mode & now my game time has doubled while nowhere near the midgame.

This game's awesome! Here's some pictures to prove it.

[diruise]

pls tell us about your OCs they are cute scrimblos with cool names 🥺

Okay i first planned to post all of them at once but making a drawing of everyone wil take me forfuckingever, so i'm doing them separately as soon as a drawing is done, beginning with new eternal blorbo, high profile motherfucker.

Be warned i make up a lot of shit in this one, but i guess i'm allowed because no canon and shit.

Name: Amenakki (current legal name: James Blackbourne)

Age: 3000+

Height: 192 cm

Pronouns: Any

Gender: Doesn't care (gods don't have genders)

Main antagonist

Karcist/False prophet

A former spymaster of the Kalmaktama empire with ambitions to dethrone Ion. When the mekhanites did it for him, he set out to gather powerful allies to rebuild the religion and the empire in his own image. He got as far as inventing your typical european nobility branch of neosarkicism. He has direct influence over several influential families. 

He thinks Ion was held back by morals (lmao) and humanity and that's why he died, and is convinced he could do it much better. Confident in this, he has formed several pacts with the Archons, and occassionaly gets possessed by them. It makes him as insane as you think it would. As powerful too.

In his quest to become Ion but better, he formed a sort of counterpantheon from 4 powerful karcists he either taught himself or manipulated to become loyal to him. One of them was Halvra. Their relationship is... complicated. Halvra later (faaaaar too late) turns on him, because, as surprisingly the only sensible one, he realizes that maybe selling their souls to cosmic horrors in a bad fucking idea. Due to Nië's involvement, they cross each other again, and it won't end well.

He is extremely charismatic with a penchant for the dramatic. Despite this, he's quite elusive and hard to interact with except for a select few. He has eyes and ears in most influential places, including the Foundation. Literally. 

He's currently pretending to be an eccentric british millionaire, and he's quite possibly the fanciest motherfucker on Earth. He has an eye for the arts, he plays several instruments and likes theatre (including performing). His works has been largely described as quite disturbing. He always wears era appropriate custom formalwear, that he exaggeratedly laments when he gets blood all over it and/or demolishes it during dramatic body horror transformations. He also never shuts the fuck up.

His halkost is disguised as household, personal, and security (lmao) staff, who he's always seems to be surrounded by. They tend to eat people he doesn't like.

Tldr: some rich pretty twink who's also like the sarkic antichrist

Okay yea i'm like down irredeemable for this guy so you WILL hear more, want it or not kdmdisid

[the-falling-revenant]

you know the autism's getting bad when a whole chunk of your fictionkin list are just TMA + SCP

[aster-blast3r]

kinda wanna do scp pride icons for gay month...

send em in if you want em

[cameatslemons]

ngl i have a love-hate relationship with the scp communities at times but i gotta say i love that we’ve all agreed to erase a guy from existence

[boyakishantriage]

SCP - 001

Class: N/A

“Triage”

Description: SCP-001 appears to be a woman of Chinese Malaysian descent. She does not require sleep or food but prefers to have so, seemingly out of habit. SCP - 001 behaves in a sarcastic, “helpfully unhelpful” behaviour.

SCP - 001 has “magic” , a reality bender, of sorts. Samples and papers given by SCP - 001 indicate her abilities to be within our understanding of reality, using the same rules anyone can supposedly do similar acts however according to the subject. “The barrier ain’t opened yet”.

This registration is written in mocking of the SCP foundation by SCP - 001, the following are various data points by record of SCP - 001.

Addendum -01:

Dr Andrews:

[console initiated by user 0.]

[set metadata to “narrative” by user 0]

[override control by user 0 from order O1]

[console deinitiated]

My name is Nathan Andrews. Class 3 designated researcher of the SCP foundation. I have been assigned a desk by one "Black" a "operative" or "agent" of the "Wolves". This is due to my request for a way to communicate with the O1. For the most bizarre of reasons, the device provided does not accept the standards of the SCP foundation, rather a strange mix between personal and impersonal talk.

I've been granted a keyboard, mouse and monitor. Sitting in what appears to be Black's cubicle, various photos and memorabilia from his personal life. But beside the point.

Skimming the files, cloaked in shadows to the camera. 01 taps the recording. Three disks, each with a sticky note labelling them 1-5. The first one began to play as he skimmed reports.

"A decade ago."

Australian. Western side, mix of Chinese and Malay dialect. Female.

"One Nathan Andrews vanished from the SCP foundation campus. I am the result. Mr Michael."

He froze, the recording beginning to laugh.

"Made you pause huh? Pansy little fuckwit. This is a recording Mr Michaels. And your organisation is a speck. I am Triage. Rank. Corporal. Your organisation works to keep normalcy, your. Administrator. They're one of my agents. Or maybe that's a lie? Who knows. The following files and other two CDs are... a kind of message. We are the Wolves. And you sir. Are welcome to try to Secure. Contain. Protect. I'll see you in Hell."

Click.

The CD dropped out of the player, grasping his papers. As he picked the CD.

Pardoning that. I guess I'll try to explain what occured.

It'd happen again. At this point. Nobody was surprised. SCP - 682 had breached containment. Unfortunately a meteor falling towards the earth had begun it's descent faster and faster as it changed directory. Anaesthetics immediately deployed to all civilians in the near vicinity as Nathan Andrews ran from the enraged monster.

Frankly speaking, he was surprised he even got that far. A researcher in the organisation who worked his way upwards simply by acting as a safe guard for every upper position, the track runner sprinting for his life as the hateful lizard roared at the human.

BOOM

The earth exploded, throwing him over himself as something tackled the lizard to the ground. Roaring in outrage and anger, the flaming figure began to. Beat down against the lizard? Slamming fists harder and harder, her hands burning bright orange as she smashed the reptile's head in.

"- I SAID QUIT IT YOU LANKY FUCKER! I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK IF THATS YOUR PREY. STAY DOWN YOU CHEEKY LITTLE... Oh."

The Australian accented thing looked at the human, dagger in one hand, riding the dead corpse as the top of her ears perked. Black haired, Asian looking, the rumbling of a truck echoing towards him.

"... Hmm. Can't exactly leave this here- mortal did see me... OI. FUCK OFF YOU CUNT!"

Throwing the dagger into a tree, seemingly nothing as the anomaly ripped the dagger back to her hand.

Spitting onto the corpse, she walked towards the researcher.

CLICK.

Pistol aimed at her head, the humanoid looked down at the gun.

"... what's your plan here?"

BANG.

What birds were frozen in fear flapped off, mobile forces glancing up at the mass of birds. The researcher's borrowed pistol firing multiple more times into the air with a hint of red vanishing as it flew into the heavens.

BANG. BANG. BANG. BANG. BANG. BANG-

BFFT.

Holding the gun's muzzle in her hand, an eyebrow raised as she picked the bullets out her body.

"Ow."

Sarcastically, she flung the pistol onto the reptile. It snorting as she shouted back at it.

"NEMEN POSWI LACKA YOU HORINI. LOVNAJSUYA HEWMI THOSE FUCKS YOU NEMEN!"

Kicking the regenerating corpse, seeming to spur the lizard into a scowl as it started towards the trucks.

Dragging himself away, something ripping into his back, pain coursing through his body as the sound of ripping played behind him. Throwing him out into, something. The reality behind him left far behind.

[oritiefling]

It has come to our attention that Agent Clef has been killed. Pay your respects below.

[scp-l4-clef-alto-001]

You motherfuckers.

Clef the Alive

[vincentispossiblydead]

so I realize that I haven’t posted my scp oc a lot so here’s a sketch dump

Here he is my stanky motherfucker Dr Cassidy Vespertine my stinky 47 year old australian man

he got dragged out of a gang/mob and into the foundation by his twin sister and now works in the field of cinematography and biology. both twins are partially polymorphic to the limit of ocean life, gaining the characteristics of the animal they choose.

[whostheothermes]

"SCP-001 is the designation given to the motherfucking Sun."

[dino--draws]

I don’t post art of my scp ttrpg whore enough on this blog but unfortunately so much of his bullshit is lore spoilers (because Nobody is a secretive little slut) and half the players follow me SDFHSDJKFHSDKJ but you can have this, as a treat because i really like it.

Oh, and bonus:

[05-redacted]

Dr. Bright x new employee headcanons?

~°SCP HEADCANNOS•~

So do you want to play tug a war with 682, ring around the rosie with 049, hide and seek with 106, peek a boo with 096 or blind man hide and seek with 173?

Take your time really! Not like you much time left anyways

This motherfucker will try to kill you without you noticing it and then act innocent when he gets interrogate.

"How was I supposed to know that they were gonna get lock up in 682's chamber?" Cue the "innocent" face.

Luckily you'll only get a broken bone since he has been under tight supervision when it comes to new employees.

You will also be getting a ton of pitying looks and when asked about it he will just give you "don't worry about it"

Congratulations if you guys get along I sincerely hope to God you have medical insurance because your now stuck with him and you won't ever get rid of him.

If you hear your name coming out the speaker and you hear shit in the background. You have two choices

You go and (Unintentionally) get in some chaos

Or you could wait to be picked up via shopping cart that runs on a car battery with Kondraki in the steering wheel while Clef shoots an angry 682 and Bright gives you a run down of what's going on.....

Good times!!!

[beanzdoodlez]

Welp here she is

MY 963 REWRITE MOTHERFUCKERS

(Pre-914 incident)

Catherine "Kitty" Howe

Has family in the foundation (Dad - O5-6, both sisters staff members, brother - agent, cousin - SCP-590)

Heavily shielded by her family

Trained herself to have photographic memory since the age of 8

Brother was incredibly controlling and manipulative - mainly of her memory

Interested in research, though is constantly pressured by her family to join Ethics

After finally taken to Site 19 to look at what she'd have to put up with if she was a researcher, an "accident" happened where she "tripped and fell into" SCP-914

She survived, but was severely injured

Her family insisted on using 500 to help her, and...

After her memory and connections in the foundation were discovered, she became a researcher there

Immediately rejected by her (higher up) family when the shadow around her face formed, so...left by herself in Site 19

Her version of 963 is the shadow itself, their body is in a bit of a Micheal Afton situation where it should be rotting but the shadow keeps her body alive as it's a result of 500

This also essentially makes her immortal

They've finally escaped their family meaning they can be as insane as they want

She no longer wants to be associated with them so goes by Inanis instead of Howe

Still in contact with some people from them - one of her sisters and 590

Bonus fun fact when you shine a light in her face it does this

When the shadow around her face does eventually heal, she looks something like this:

More will probably be added but until then this is my 963 rewrite! Enjoy I suppose

[gothy-froggy]

Hi so sorry about One Piece literally being my Roman Empire right now but I have a few things I think are really silly and wholesome.

So I have this character I made while I was bored. She’s known as “strange creature” because…she’s a strange creature

And I’m imagining that this like 2-3 feet creature being in the One Piece universe where literally no one can be mean or bring themselves to harm her.

This motherfucker is like SCP 999 just silent and stares. That gives everyone she likes gifts that she finds.

Strange creature gives people gifts that reminds her of them. If she really likes someone she makes gifts for them. So I’ll be telling you all which gifts she gives to different One Piece characters because come on, she’s adorable.

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Luffy

Old key

Strange creature’s first gift for Luffy was a key. Why?

Well to strange creature, keys unlock a door to a new journey and a new story. She sees Luffy as a key since he just goes right for it, into the unknown without fear. She sees him just as adventurous as a key ready to unlock a new journey.

Zoro

Pillow

She knows that humans need to sleep. So Zoro barely getting any sleep but also sleeping a lot concerns her in her own way. Because he naps she sees a pillow and it reminds her of him.

The gift is also out of concern and her telling him to get more rest. She’ll just go to his room, grab the pillow and just chuck the pillow at his face. I’m not joking. She literally does that.

Nami

Unopened crystal

Do y’all remember that Barbie movie where Barbie has an amethyst and calls the guy “unassuming?” That’s what I mean, but the meaning is different.

Strange creature holds the amethyst as if it’s a rock before opening it to Nami. It’s her basically saying that she comes off as cold and tough on the outside, but has a tragic yet beautiful story that made her such a wonderful woman. Strange creature tries to write out what she means, but she doesn’t know English so the gang just needs to decipher her language.

Usopp

Carnelian necklace

Now strange creature can’t exactly connect with him, which is rather unusual for her. It’s not that she dislike or hate him, she just doesn’t fully understand him.

But she knows he’s scared. She wants to help. So strange creature gives him…a necklace? No, no, no, a carnelian necklace. Strange creature studied crystals because they’re colorful and shiny. She loves those things. She learned how to read the English language, but can’t write. So she made a (awful) drawing demonstrating that carnelian gives you confidence. She just wants to help Usopp to help him reach his dream :(

Shanks

Fox plushie

Strange Creature kept following Shanks around and that’s how she ended up just being with him. Shanks literally could not shake this small thing off. So he eventually gave up and just allowed her. Strange creature comes up to a hungover Shanks just staring at him until he asks what she wants and she just holds the fox plushie up to him.

Strange creature loves foxes. She likes that they’re playful, cute yet very mischievous. Foxes reminds her of Shanks on so many levels. So strange creature found a fox plushie and gave it to Shanks. In her very terrible hand writing, there’s a note saying “remins me of yu”

…she’s still learning English leave her alone.

She also customizes it by giving it a straw hat, his scars, and a black jacket by a fabric she found.

Mihawk

White rose

Let’s say she lands in One Piece and ended up with Mihawk than the straw hats. It didn’t take her long to like Mihawk. Sure, his style isn’t the most bright and colorful out there, but he’s stylish. She likes it. So Mihawk’s gift is a white rose. Very elegant, very pretty but those thorns hurt.

Strange creature saw someone get hurt by the thorn of a rose and it reminded her of Mihawk. So she took one. She chose white because it’s not a flashy color, but fits Mihawk’s style and aesthetic well, like the feather on his hat. So she took a white rose, waddled on over to a sitting down with feet up on desk Mihawk and gave him the white rose.

Arlong

Armor piece

Arlong probably saw it as an insult so she attempts to draw it multiple times to explain. One that finally works is Arlong in front of a mirror and the reflection being the piece of armor. The fishmen and strange creature playing game to help Arlong know the meaning of the odd gift 😭

This was her basically saying he’s a very tough cookie. Both physically and personality wise. Though she isn’t insulting Arlong. Strange creature thinks everyone should be a little bit a strong cookie like him. In a way, strange creature respects Arlong and she saw a shiny armor piece as Arlong.

Buggy

Colorful jacket

Strange creature most likely gets along with Buggy with the most, or at least top 3. If a strange creature ended up with Buggy, she loved the circus. So much. When they go to a village, she walks over to Buggy and give him a really, really nice bright jacket that’s right up his alley.

Style, bright, colorful things will almost always go to Buggy. So when she sees the jacket, she uses her strange yet adorable face to get for free along with a little rock, thinking it’s money, to give to buggy. She’s struggles a bit. Strange creature his carrying this big jacket around, bumping into things and people until she stumbles over to Buggy. She was very proud of her find.

Circus themed tarot cards

Two gifts? Wow, she gets along with him. Strange creature saw Buggy trying to get information with some cards and went for a little hunt on land for some tarot cards. She found a shop and looked for the perfect deck. Strange creatures found one that has clowns and were very circus themed. She held the card deck up to Buggy.

Juggling balls, Buggy themed

Yes, Buggy had became strange creature’s favorite. So much, Buggy got a deserved handmade gift from her. Strange creature noticed how much Buggy juggles. So she wanted to show how much she really sees Buggy as her friend.

So she spent a lot of time to make Buggy handmade juggling balls that represents Buggy the Clown. Some having the Buggy skull symbol, some with him in a simple yet nice art style, and his colors. She leaves them in a present box for him. She was also very proud of her work for him.