#Mammon is best boy uwu

[flower-boi16]

this ep would’ve been so much better without Stolas in it I stg. If they wanted to implement Blitz going out and apologizing to everyone he wronged then they 100% could’ve had him do it without that fucking bird getting involved!! Like maybe they could’ve had it right after Oops/Mammon’s Midseason Special, Blitz fully resolves things with Fizz and is like “well if I could work things out with him maybe I can with everyone else!” and have it go from there. We already know Stolas is a Sad UwU Boi™️ did we really need another ep with a focus on it??

(also less time on stolas could’ve given more time for verosika)

Apology Tour deffiently could've been an amazing episode if the shit with Stolas just wasn't in it. The Stolas victimization in this episode was fucking abysmal, and it sucks because the rest was genuinely fantastic.

The episode still ended up being good but it could've been one of the best in the show if the stolas shit wasn't there.

[chaifootsteps]

I stoped watching Helluva Boss since unhappy campers, one of the reasons is because Fizzarolli/Robo-fizz is my favourite character, the first time i saw him in the Loo Loo land Episode I got obssessed with clowns and circus aesthetics in general. I even screamed with emotion when the real Fizzarolli was revealed in House of Asmodeus.

And, well, since the writting got worse and worse during season 2, my favourite characters now became annoying, and every good thing seems to be slowly decaying in quality, i stoped caring for the show. And seeing that the next episodes has Fizz in it, im scared they could ruin my view on him, so i dont watch them.

I still miss the Robo-Fizz from Loo loo land, that chaotic charismatic asshole was the best thing in the show for me and i was especting more from him, and that the "real Fizzarolli" was also like him (maybe with the little change that he is in a cute relationship with Ozzie).

From what im hearing, Fizz is now one of those "hehe i say bad words and make sex jokes every 3 minutes, but im also an oh su cute little guy who is traumatised and need some love to be fixen UwU, but i also i love cock and thats my personality" type of character that Viv loves, and i know it would be painful for me to keep watching the show if my favourite guy ends up like that.

So, what do you recomend me? Is Fizz good in the latest episodes and i should give it a try? Or i did good by stoping watching cuz his character gets ruined and i would get upset over that?

Anyway, i will always think that Robo-Fizz>>>Fizzarolli

Fizz is absolutely terrible in the latest episodes if early Fizz is what you love. Hell, if you're like me and "Ozzie's" Fizz is your favorite Fizz, then stay far, far away.

"Oops" and "Mammon's" Fizz is an uwu scared little bottom boy who has panic attacks but also makes a lot of sex jokes, and Ozzie exists to be his perfect sexy devoted partner with a huge cock. The super fun guys who made fun of Moxxie in front of everyone, but were clearly in love themselves, are long gone -- and Robo-Fizz even moreso.

[purgatorical]

Obey Me Character Info: Miyuno

I’ve done one of these in the past but I saw one I’ve never seen before so Im doing a refresher for Night Bringer

This is from the template that EveningStar1516 made with the template HERE

Again I’m gonna make one for Miyuno, Kie, and Taxike with Miyuno starting under the cut uwu

PERSONAL INFO 

Name: Miyuno

Nickname: Miyu (thanks ace :D )

 Age: 26

 Height: 6′5

Weight: Heavy set with a tummy and muscles

Race: Human/ Half Jamaican Half Japanese

Religion: Agnostic

Gender: Transmasc

Pronouns: They/He

Birthday: 5/13

 Star Sign: Taurus

Hair: Medium-Curly black hair pushed back by a headband with ram horns attached, a curl sticking out by each ear

Eye Colour: Light blue, white, and pink eyes 

Skin Tone: Warm-toned dark skin

 DEMONS 

Demons Pacted with: All of the brothers

Sin Order: Assuming this means favorite order for the brothers: Miyuno likes all of them so much so he won’t pick favorites. If it means what order they got all of their pacts, they got them in canon order.

Nicknames for the Boys 

Miyuno calls everyone by their first name for the most part or uses common nicknames that others have said so this might be a little boring.

Lucifer: Luci

Mammon: Mams

Leviathan:  Levi

Satan: Satan, Satnyan

Asmodeus: Asmo

Beelzebub: Beel

Belphegor: Belphie

Diavolo: Dia

Barbatos: Barbatos. No nicknames.

Simeon: Sim

Luke: Luke :)

Solomon: Solomon 

PERSONALITY 

Personality Traits: Kind, Gentle, Caring, Easily Persuaded, not gullible per se but believes in the best in others. 

Background: An office worker who is thankful for the chance to get out of his job (and to never go back :) ) 

Why were they chosen for the program: Miyuno doesn’t quite know. They were just some person at some desk in some building when they were dropped into the devildom

Hobbies: Miyuno likes working out and doing yoga, reading fantasy novels, trying out new foods, and watching shows. They like creating cosplays but haven’t cosplayed much themselves

Likes: History, beaches, swimming, stuffed animals, teasing, fun pranks, and tea

Dislikes: Salty food, language classes, mean spirited pranks

APPEARANCE 

Casual Clothes 

S1: A large jacket with puffy wool around the collar and baggy sweatpants with a ram horn headband

S2: they’re a creature of habit and it takes them a long time to change clothes. They transitioned out of the headband around this time.

S3: A dark maroon Turtleneck with a green tweed sweater-vest on top

Uniform 

They wear their uniform perfectly, a bit of a stickler for the rules.

RELATIONSHIPS

Family

 Mother and Father: Although their parents were never hostile, things got very tense when they came out as trans. Ever since transitioning they have only spoken with their parents out of politeness during the holidays. They wonder if their parents even noticed they were gone.

Siblings: none

Pets: Miyuno was planning on getting a cat before getting taken to the devildom.

Friends: Outside of the Devildom Miyuno had a few friends in their office and a few friends in the local cosplay community. They would often make accessories for their cosplays

Past Lover: Miyuno has dated many people of all genders as they’ve grown up, but never really had a long term relationship. The longest they had was 18 months, but that was back in high school.

Been in Love: Miyuno felt like they were in love back in high school, they were dating their best friend and life was good. But when they graduated the went in opposite directions and Miyuno wonders if they just liked the idea of being in love

Have Crushes: Miyuno gets crushes easily, all it takes is spending time with Miyuno and matching up with their energy. They usually assume it to be a *friend crush* like wanting someone to be their friend. With the brothers it was different, he genuinely fell in love with each of them.

Believe in Love: Miyuno believes in love. Believes in caring for another and trusting and thinking about others. They believe you can love as many people as your heart can hold and each love can be different forms or different types. Variety of love and relationships is what Miyuno adores most about their partners. They love them each on their own way.

Type: Miyuno’s type varies based on the person. What he hates in one person he might adore in another. It’s more about the experience and friendship they have with people that makes them their type.

 Sexuality: Bisexual/Biromantic

Brother They Like the Most: Miyuno likes all of the brothers in their own way and cannot choose who they like more

Why: Miyuno has had such different experiences with the brothers that it wouldn’t be fair to try and rank them. They love them so so much that to even think of ranking them stresses Miyuno out to no end.

 Traits Looked for in Partner: someone to laugh with, someone to cry with, someone to help and someone to be helped. Someone to hold hands and hug and smile. Someone who gives love even if it’s in their own way.

Past Crush: Miyuno’s best friend from high school still comes up sometimes in phone calls and messages, to see how they’re doing. And Miyuno reminisces on their years of friendship and their attempt at romance. Perhaps to young to really try hard enough for each other.

GENERAL 

Favourite Food: Anything spicy, Parfaits, and unfortunately the Lunatic pudding :(. Solomon smuggled some back to the human world when they were first sent home.

Least Favourite: Salty foods, anchovies, tangerines, poison princess apples

Favourite School Topic: Potions, Devildom history

Least Favourite: Language Arts

Introvert/Extrovert/Ambivert: Ambivert

Favourite Movie Genre: Fantasy

Least Favourite: gritty action movies

Reads a Lot: Fantasy, loves the Lord of the Rings series

Favourite Animal: Guess :) (it’s sheep)

Least Favourite: Honestly loves most animals, but the least liked but still liked would be crawfish, too many legs makes them uncomfortable.

Favourite Music Genre: Classical but like Beethovens 7th and Flight of the Bumblebees, fast pace songs

 Least Favourite: I hate my wife and fuck my truck Country music

Do they Like Sweets: They don’t hate them but don’t have an overly sweet tooth. Prefer fruit parfaits and flan/cinnamon puddings over chocolate

 Do they Like Spicy Food: they LOVE spicy food. The hotter the better, they can’t feel the spice and it’s all just extra flavor for them

Do they Like School: They have had bad experiences at school but being in the devildom has renewed their love for learning. They like THIS school.

Pet Peeves: They don’t like people who are mean just to be mean. Having anger, feeling betrayed, or teasing is okay, but specifically being mean just to make someone feel worse about themselves when they’ve done nothing to you is the worst.

 Additional Headcanons:

Too many to put here honestly. But welcome to Miyuno again :)

[blueberryaulait]

[chibi-jinchou]

tag game: who are your 2 favorite obey me characters and why?

tagged by: @lord-diavolo-is-watching (this is super late but thank you for tagging me qwq!!💕)

what a dilenma;; -has 3 favorite characters-

in no particular order, i love...

mammon:

what a cutie, haha. he’s very clumsy, haha. he’s so endearing it makes my heart melt~ he’s scummy but we all know that’s not all he is. he’s dependable when the situation calls for it so it’s moments where he puts his foot out and does stuff for mc and his brothers that make my heart swoon. the fact that he’s a model is not healthy for my heart, just saying //////////

satan:

this hella fine demon says he’s lacking in personality and is average in comparison to his brothers but he’s got more uniqueness to him than he actually thinks. there’s also his soft side for animals, his poise, his occasional mischief and antics against Lucifer, his love for literature, the way he just lights up when it’s murder mystery solving time— [cut for long list.]

BONUS! bc I REALLY DONT WANNA LEAVE HIM OUT TVT

leviathan:

my spirit animal— owo!!!! the male companion i wish i had years ago. he’s so passionate about his hobbies and his interests it’s almost making me jealous (i wish my fam allowed me to have merch in the house jfc). it’s cute that he’s shy and insecure when you give him affection but it’s kinda sad sometimes tbh QWQ so i love the times when he just lights up and geeks out with you more. i wanna spoil him with all my affection really. also who gave him the right to look so hot when he’s literally in his man cave of a room almost 24/7–

tagging: @dom-joonie @azulsartdump @syazrock @rizrii @miikatea and others who wanna express their love for the obey me characters! \(//∇//)\

[ellynoise]

*screams*

[mammonsquad]

Ok but what’s everyone’s ranking for the boys

Mines like this

1. Mammon

[cactus-stories]

SFW Alphabet Headcanons for Mammon :D

I used this Alphabet List made by @heauxzenji, thanks for the list, it is really nice!

Mammon is one of my favourite brothers, right next to Satan, and I can't say how much I enjoy headcanons about him, I hope you guys like it!

TW: none

A is for Adventure: something they haven’t done but have always wanted to

Definitely rob a bank. I mean, he has tried to, multiple times, but Lucifer has always maanged to stop him before he could do any damage. MC is complaining about not having enough money to buy something and jokingly says "we could always rob the nearest bank". He looks at them, mesmerized, blue eyes shining with expectation, until they explain it is just a joke...

B is for Butterflies: How they act when they’re nervous

Trembles a lot, his voice gets more squeaky and he's looking around for ways to escape. Really fast when running from people and will literally jump out of a window instead of facing Lucifer.

C is for Crush: what is it like when they have a crush? How do they know/act?

Acts like he doesn't care about them, but it's painfully obvious by how flushed he gets and how much he's stuttering. Would try to spend more time with them, using all the excuses in the book instead of just being honest.

D is for Date: describe an ideal date for them

Honestly, a simple day with them, maybe watching a movie or playing games. Snacks next to them and a bunch of blankets and pillows lying around.

E is for Essential: what is one thing they could NEVER go without

Apart from Goldie, I think it's lip balm. Boy's a model, he can't be caught with chapped lips. Most people don't notice it, so when MC starts giving him random lip balm flavours as gifts he treats them like the best thing ever, and make a fuss out of using it in front of them as much as he can (don't tease him tho, or he'll get a bit sad and probably stop it).

F is for Favorite: a favorite anything- food, place, smell, book, etc.

Apart from money, his second favourite thing is his crows. He finds them really cute, and always keeps the gifts they give him. He taught them how to swear and used to have them steal Lucifer's expensive pens before the older brother found out about it.

G is for Giggle: how they laugh/what makes them laugh

He has a really cute and high pitched laugh, and is absolutely not embarassed about it. Boy laughs at everything, can't keep a straight face to save his life, which ends up getting him in trouble with Lucifer often.

H is for Holding Hands: Do they like holding hands? Are their hands warm or cold? Pinky promises?

His hands are really warm, if he notices MC's hands are even slightly cold, he'll wrap his around them quickly, trying to help out. He loves holding hands while linking arms, keeping them as close as possible. Doesn't really do pinky promises, but that's mostly because he trusts them and doesn't need the affirmation as much.

I is for Inside Joke: something they do that everyone thinks is funny but they don’t understand

All of his brothers compare him to his crows because of the amount of times he runs his hands through his hair. They joke about him preening himself and very rarely caw around him.

J is for Jinx: Are they Superstitious?

Not really, he knows the risks of cursed objects and wrongly casted spells, but there's almost always a logical explanation in some book in Satan's room, so he's okay with it.

K is for Kiss: how do they kiss?

Lots of small pecks on their face before going for a longer kiss on their lips.

L is for Love Languge: what is their love language? How do they give and how would they like to receive love?

Definitely gives love via gifts, he can be pretty stingy with his money, so if he buys you something it's a clear sign that you mean a lot to him. Loves physical touch, run your hands through his hair or hug him from behind and he'll melt happily in your arms.

M is for Meant to be: how/when they know someone is “the one”

If he notices their compliments are genuine. Many people use him for his status, ãnd he's used to being offended and used as a punching bag, so genuine compliments are a breath of fresh air, and automatically makes you go up on his personal ranking.

N is for Nickname: a nickname they would have or their favorite thing to be called

Would absolutely use Treasure as a nickname, or Sunshine. He loves being called Pretty Boy, Good Boy, and Handsome.

O is for Organization: are they clean or messy?

Have you seen his room lmao?? Messy bitch and you know it, but he can always find everything he needs in his mess.

P is for Pet Peeve: What’s something they absolutely CAN’T stand?

Anyone making fun of Levi. He knows his brother is very insecure and as much as HE goofs around and makes fun of him, no one else is allowed to >:(

Q is for Quiet: What do they do for peace of mind

When he's stressed out and needs to take a break he plays Solitaire by himself. After MC moves in with them, he goes to their room and jumps onto their bed, watching them study or play games in silence.

R is for Rainy Day: Do they like rain? What about storms? How would they spend a rainy day?

Enjoys rain, hates thunder. Spends rainy days playing games inside, or wrapped in blankets, protecting himself from the loud noise with some loud cancelling headphones Levi lends to him.

S is for Soft: Describe their softest feature

Man is absurdly kind, helps anyone he notices struggling, and will hate it when it gets mentioned. Enjoys just knowing he did a good thing, and always ends up in a good mood afterwards.

T is for Telephone: are they a talker or a texter? How often do they use their phone?

Both, loves spamming people with texts if they don't answer right away. Could spend the entire day on the phone if it's with someone he likes. Alternatively, if it's someone he doesn't like, you can expect one worded messages and call being ignored constantly. He is more used to ignoring problems than confronting them.

U is for Unique: a random quirk they have

Really good with Math and numbers in general. His voice is surprisingly soothing, which surprises MC, considering how much they hear him screaming. It's really easy to fall asleep hearing him speak about something.

V is for Valentine: Are they the type to celebrate or not?

Absolutely, he'd be shy about it, but at the same time would want to do something big. Baby is conflicted.

W is for Wholesome: something extremely pure about them that makes you just *uwu*

How easily he blushes. He could just brush his hand against MC's and is already red all the way to his chest.

X is for Xenia: How they would entertain a guest/show hospitality

Probably the one that gives guests the tour of the entire place, offering snacks and making lighthearted jokes.

Y is for Youth: A fond childhood memory they have

Playing hide and seek with his little brothers in the Celestial Realm.

Z is for Zzz: Sleep habits. Do they cuddle in their sleep? Talk? What do they dream about?

Absolute cuddler, doesn't really talk or snore much. He sleeps naked or with underwear. Usually his dreams are about random everyday stuff, but sometimes he has nightmares about the Celestial War and hurting his loved ones because of his sin.

[frenchfrywrites]

Mammon acting as a dick warmer to pay off his debt! Just tucked neatly under the casino owner's desk, not making a sound and being a good, little holster. UwU

MMM yes yes!! 🥰🥴

Although I don't think Mammon is capable of not making a sound while sucking dick, he's trying his best anyways. After all, if he isn't a good boy that's another 10,000 Grimm added to the debt! 😈

[ay-chuu]

Which Melanie Martinez song lycris is for Obey me boys!

-Only for 'Cry Baby' album.-

Warning!: Spoilers about lesson 16!

Lucifer: Dollhouse.

This song is about how a family is not perfect as it seems on the outside, but they still pretend to be perfect to protect their pride. And Lucifer is uncomfortable with his own brothers showing their true selves in public. This song fits Lucifer very well.

"Places, places, get in your places

Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces

Everyone thinks that we're perfect

Please don't let them look through the curtains"

"Picture, picture, smile for the picture

Pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister?

Everyone thinks that we're perfect

Please don't let them look through the curtains"

Mammon: Training Wheels.

This song is about Mammon and the MC! The song is about two people in love who want to get their training wheels off so they can be free while they're in love! Mammon doesn't care about the fact that the MC is a human and he is a Devil, he wants to be free no matter what in their love. UwU 🧡

"Love everything you do

When you call me fucking dumb for the stupid shit I do

I wanna ride my bike with you

Fully undressed, no training wheels left for you

I'll pull them off for you"

"Riding down, riding down

My hand on your seat

The whole way round

I carry band-aids on me now

For when your soft hands hit the jagged ground

Wheels aren't even touching the ground

Scared to take them off but they're so worn down

Promise I won't push you straight to the dirt

If you promise me you'll take them off first"

Levi: Soap.

This song is about regret after confessing feelings. Levi does not want to express his feelings because he is afraid that you will reject he and he will regret it. Protect this sweet otaku 🥺🧡

"I'm tired of being careful, gentle, trying to keep the water warm

Let me under your skin

Uh-oh, there it goes, I said too much, it overflowed

Why do I always spill?"

"I feel it coming out my throat

Guess I better wash my mouth out with soap

God, I wish I never spoke

Now I gotta wash my mouth out with soap"

Satan: Alphabet Boy.

This song is about elder and experienced people being egoistic, we all know that's the issue between Satan and Lucifer lmao. Satan has always hated Lucifer's ego and was mad at being compared to him.

"Apples aren't an always appropriate apologies

Butterscotch and bubblegum drops are bittersweet to me

You call me a child while you keep counting all your coins

But you're not my daddy and I'm not your dolly

And your dictionary's destroyed"

"I know my ABC's, yet you keep teaching me

I say, fuck your degree, alphabet boy

You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry

Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy"

Asmodeus: Mrs. Patato Head

The song is about getting plastic surgery to be even more beautiful and loved. We all know deep down that Asmo wants to be loved even more and he is insecure about it.

"Kids forever, kids forever

Baby soft skin turns into leather

Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic

No one will love you if you're unattractive"

"Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me

Is it true that pain is beauty?

Does a new face come with a warranty?

Will a pretty face make it better?

Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me

How did you afford her surgery?"

Do you swear you'll stay forever

Even if her face don't stay together

Even if her face don't stay together

Beel: Teddy Bear.

The song is about betrayal of someone's love, who is loving and bonding with that person who betrays them.

A little change the subject, Belphie didn't betray Beel, but betrayed the MC's help and killed they. Beel was very upset with Belphie when he did this.

"I threw you out, I didn't outgrow you

I just didn't know you

But now you're back

And it's so terrifying how you paralyze me

Now you're showing up inside my home

Breathing deep into the phone

I'm so unprepared, I'm fucking scared"

"Teddy bear, you were my teddy bear

You were comforting and quiet

How did love become so violent?

Oh, teddy bear, you were my teddy bear

Everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me"

Belphie: Cake.

The song is about a person using their lover. Belphie is afraid someone will use her. And once he gets attached to someone, he can't stand the pain of losing them. That's why it's hard for him to get attached to someone because he doesn't want to be used or lose them.

"I'm not a piece of cake for you to just discard

While you walk away with the frosting of my heart

So I'm taking back what's mine, you'll miss

The slice of heaven that I gave to you last night"

"Your skin is warm like an oven,

Your kiss is sugary sweet

Your fingers feel like cotton when you put your arms around me

I feel like I'm just missing something whenever you leave

You've got all the ingredients

Except you loving me

And respectfully"

Diavolo: Mad Hatter.

The song is about crazy people being ostracized and judged from normal people. Diavolo was always too crazy for a prince and was always judged on the matter, the decisions he made, the way he behaved, etc. but even though he didn't care about it, he was upset about it.

"I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad,

The craziest friend that you've ever had

You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone

Tell the psychiatrist something is wrong

Over the bend, entirely bonkers

You like me best when I'm off my rocker

Tell you a secret, I'm not alarmed

So what if I'm crazy? The best people are"

"You think I'm crazy, you think I'm gone

So what if I'm crazy? All the best people are

And I think you're crazy too, I know you're gone

That's probably the reason that we get along"

Barbatos: : I couldn't find it for him.

Simeon: I couldn't find it for him.

Solomon: Pacify her.

Solomon was always jealous of the MC being around brothers and he wanted them, but he couldn't do anything about it. and the song describes how a person wants the person they likes to pacify them from their lover.

"Pacify her

She's getting on my nerves

You don't love her

Stop lying with those words"

"I can't stand her whining

Where's her binky now?

And loving her seems tiring

So boy, just love me, down, down, down"

Luke: Cry Baby.

Luke has always been the subject of ridicule. This didn't make him stand in the countryside and he continued to act the way he was, and although he says he doesn't care about the thoughts of demons, he does. The song is about a person who is teased for crying a lot and still continues to cry.

"They call you cry baby, cry baby

But you don't fucking care

Cry baby, cry baby

So you laugh through your tears"

"I look at you and I see myself

And I know you better

Than anyone else

And I have the same faucet in my eyes

So your tears are mine"

[princessozera]

so i had a thought, what if lady dimitrescu was in devildom and mc was out with the boy and accidentally stumbles upon her and goes mush brain? how would the boys react?

A/N: BLESS YOU FOR THIS IDEA. Resident evil 7 may have gotten me interested in the franchise but Lady Dimitrescu single handedly had me pre order the game ( I mean yeah I also live for the aesthetic that they’re using in the game but PRETTY LADY). I’m sorry this is a shorter one, but dang I really do love this idea. No thoughts, only Lady Dimitrescu UwU.

(I changed it to them being with MC individually when they run into Lady Dimitrescu and MC’s level of simping and mush brain change slightly for each reaction)

GN! MC (2nd ppov)

Word count: 2.4k

MC Simping Over Lady Dimitrescu

Lucifer

You’d been bored all day and wanted a change of pace from the usual chaos and drama that comes with the rest of the brothers, so you asked Lucifer if you could tag along while he was doing errands.

He said no, but not like that was going to stop you.

You were on your way to the grocery store and he was listen to you go on about how your groupmates were losers who couldn’t do basic alchemy, and how they weren’t pulling their weight in the group project. He didn’t immediately realize when your steps faltered and slowed down until your voice trailed off as well. He turns around and finds you, mouth wide open and standing in the middle of the road. He follows your line of sight and sees you staring at Lady Dimitrescu.

JEALOUS. CRAZY JEALOUS. He’s never gonna tell you, and you probably couldn’t tell even if your brain hadn’t just short circuited; he’s never gotten any reaction even close to that from you. Like he knew she was stunning and yeah she may be taller than him by like a foot and a half but that was no reason to drool over her.

“Mc. MC.” He tries to get you to keep moving, but you just nod along absently, dragging your feet to keep her in your sight. He considers picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder to go shopping.

You don’t move until she’s out of your line of sight and even then, Lucifer has to lead you by your shoulder because you seem to be in a daze.

When you finally snap to, you have a million questions and Lucifer does his best not to grumble or get pouty as he answers your questions.

“That was Lady Dimitrescu. No she’s not married. No I don’t know her type, NO I WILL NOT INTRODUCE YOU-”

Lucifer catches you eyeing the good bottles of wine and hemlock flower arrangements and immediately knows what you were thinking. 

“MC do NOT buy those for Lady Dimitrescu”

“I know she won’t like grocery store wine but it’s the only thing in my budget!”

Mammon

You were in Mammon’s room, not really watching a movie so much as constantly commenting on the framing and corny dialogue when his phone buzzes and he let’s out a groan. You raise your eyebrows in question and he just sighs “Fuckin royals”.

“Hey come on, what did Diavolo do?”

“Not him, the other lords. Well, ladies I guess. Lady Daniela keeps asking me to take her to the human world but I don’t want to.”

“Why do I know that name? I don’t think I’ve ever met any other royals outside of your brothers and Diavolo.”

“You’ve probably seen her around RAD.” Mammon goes to the lady’s Devilgram page and pulls up the first photo, a family portrait with her “sisters” and “mother” before handing his phone to MC.

“WOAH”

“I know, I thought the blood was fake or for dramatic effect but-”

“No no who’s THAT?” Mammon turns to see you desperately tapping the screen, pointing at the tallest woman.

“HEY HEY HEY- Don’t spam like the image! She’s gonna think I’m a creep or something!” He tries to swipe his phone back but you jump behind the couch to dodge him, “And that’s her mother, Lady Dimitrescu. What about it?

“Hot DAMN-” You sit back down on the couch as Mammon turns the movie back on, but refuse to let go of his phone when he tries to tug it out of your grip.

“Can I have my phone back?”

“NO but can you believe this necklace she’s wearing! It’s so neat. Her gown is simple but elegant! How tall is she?”

“Like 9 and a half feet” He hates how dreamily you sigh at that.

He sits there in jealous disbelief as you go through all of the daughters’ account to find pictures of Lady Dimitrescu to download and send to your phone, raving about her in every picture.

“I’M HOT TOO MC” 

Considers buying shoe inserts to be taller

Levi

Another Thursday night, another inter-dorm smash bros tournament in Levi’s room. After about three hours Simeon texted you, asking for a break, so Levi paused the game and you two sat scrolling through your social medias. You’d gotten up to get a drink refill when you hear Levi groan, “UGH, she never posts anything but she’s got 4k more followers than me! That’s bogus.”

“No one uses bogus anymore Levi. And you’re anime account have even more followers than Asmo’s beauty vlogs, who could possibly have more followers than you?”

“LaDy DiMiTrEsCu” Levi turns his phone to you to show your her account but was surprised when you took a double take before snatching his phone out of his hand.

 “Hey-!” He tries to reach for it but you push him back in his chair and he stares in disbelief at the look on your face.

“MC please tell me you’re not drooling.”

“Woof”

“MC HAVE SOME DECENCY.” Levi shakes you by the shoulders a little bit to rattle your brain back into place but only manages to get your full attention back when he un-pauses the videogame and starts playing without you. He’s grumbling bitterly under his breath, ignoring your complaints about cheating as he mulls over your reaction. He didn’t miss how you pulled your own phone out to follow all her social media accounts before you hopped back on the game.

“Doesn’t she intimidate you, even a little bit?”

“Yeah, it’s kind of hot-”

“I really hate you sometimes, you know that normie?”

Satan

Satan brought you out to the unveiling of a new art exhibit in the Devildom’s most prestigious museum. You’d been excited to go, the only downside being that you were forced to dress to the nines. You let him lead you around and show you the pieces he was most interested in, but the finest piece of art wasn’t hanging on the walls.

“Satan-” you accidentally cut him off, having zoned out the moment you saw her, “who is that?”

“Hmm?” He turns and smiles at your awestruck expression, “Oh that’s Lady Dimitrescu, she made major contributions to this exhibit, I see her at almost every event.

“You should invite me to more events sir”

“Wait what-”

“SHHH-” you swat at his sleeve, noticing that she was on her way over to you both. “Act cool, natural! Keep your head Satan!”

“I could say the same to you,” he pokes your side and straightens up as Lady Dimitrescu finally arrives. ”Good evening Lady Dimitrescu, how have you been?” He makes idle chatter with her for a minute, catching as her gaze slowly shifts over to you.

“Oh this is MC,” Satan steps to the side and gestures to you, amused as you stumble forward to shake her hand before awkwardly trying to cover up your mistake by looking like you were stretching.

“Hi im the MC. I mean the exchange human. Hi.” Lady Dimitrescu chuckles a little and continues to talk to Satan, shooting you a smirk every now and then before finally giving you both a nod and leaving to attend to other matters.

“Wooow, so smooth MC.”

“shut up shut the fuck up shut up shut up shutup-!”

He can’t help but spend the night wondering how it would be to be able to elicit the same kind of reactions from you.

Asmo

It’d been a long night clubbing with Asmo, and both of you were exhausted, slowly making you way back home, leaning on each other to minimize stumbling. The weariness kept the talking between you two to a minimum, much happier enjoying the peace of the cold night air. In the silence, you two could hear a soft humming carry in the wind and both of you turn to see a tall woman with a parasol taking a midnight stroll.

Double short circuit

“Ooh, I forgot this was Lady Dimitrescu’s favorite path for night walks”

Both of you stare in awe of her for a minute. Asmo’s only minimally better composed than you, because his mouth isn’t hanging open.

“She’s gorgeous isn’t she?” and you can only give a soft “mmmmhmm” in response.

You finally snap to your senses when Asmo gasps and pushes you out of the way to hide behind a bench, hissing “Move hoe I can’t have her see me looking like a hot mess.” You crouch behind the bench with him for a couple seconds, just long enough for her to leave.

“You know if she’s married?”

“MC, Lady Dimitrescu is a highly revered royal. Status wise, she’s the closest thing to Lucifer in power and influence”

“So what I’m hearing is that she’s single”

“MC, you’re a human. She’d crush you”

“I’d let her... Well she’s a vampire who’s lived with demons for eons, maybe she’d be open to something new “

“MC, I say this with all the love in my heart for you, if I couldn’t get her, no one can”

“Asmo, I am simply built different ❤😌“

“How would you even start talking to her?”

“Hello Lady Dimitrescu, you look a little spooky and I’d love to be your boo”

“I’m begging you to say literally anything else”

Beel and Belphie

Another day, another snack run with the attic sandwich club. There is a simple pleasure in having routines, and  hanging out with the twins without the rest of the brothers was probably the most relaxed day you could hope for. Belphie was talking about a new disaster movie that came out that he wanted to watch when he heard you start choking and hacking. They look back to see you struggle to catch your breath after choking on an acid apple petites. While they fret over you, your eyes never leave spot where a beautiful woman had just disappeared.

“What are you staring at?” Belphie’s starting to get irritated, trying to find out what was so damn interesting that you were ready to risk it all.

“TALL lady. Black hat. White dress.” You choke out between breaths

“Lady Dimitrescu??”

“You did not almost die because you saw a hot woman, right?” Belphie snorted at the simplicity of it all, he never really understood Lady Dimitrescu's appeal

“There are worse ways to die”

“I can’t live anything down can I???”

“I think she’s the only person besides Diavolo that’s taller than me” Beel adds in quickly, trying to break up whatever hurtful comments were about to be tossed.

Belphie was a little salty that you were fawning over someone else, but figured you’d get over her soon enough (jokes on him).

 Beel always finds it cute when you talk about things that catch your interest, even if was other people. He’d not like the idea of you actually dating her though. He doesn’t trust them not to murder you.

Bonus; The undateables found out that you found out Lady Dimitrescu was in the Devildom because you won’t stop raving about her

Diavolo:

Diavolo answers all of the questions MC has about Lady Dimitrescu, at least all the ones he knew the answers too. He’s always excited to talk to you, but wow this was starting to wear him down. Didn’t you care about his cool family history? Or how he liked his eggs cooked in the morning? :(

You can’t tell but his demeanor beings to shift little by little, bordering on pouty. He brings up all of his similarities to Lady Dimitrescu and makes a point to mention in ways that he’s better, skirting on the edges of flat out insulting her. 

I never get to hang out with anyone and now it’s just to hear MC fangirl over someone else :(

But he does turn to some passive-aggressive joking

“You should give me her number”

“I’m afraid I can’t do that.”

“But you do have it, right?”

“Well she prefers letters”

“So can you give me her address?”

“She’s my acquaintance MC not yours :/”

“Oh don’t worry I’m not trying to be her acquaintance 💍🥺❤”

“MC”

“GIVE ME HER NUMBER “

“NO”

Barbatos:

Barbatos simply had a tight grin as you raved about your interaction with Lady Dimitrescu, making the occasional comment when you paused long enough for him to. He appreciates that you are getting to know more of the Devildom and it’s hierarchy and making more connections, but yeah, he’s a little jealous not gonna lie. He also feels that in your current state you’d become a traitor against Diavolo if she asked you to and we can’t have that now.

She’s not THAT special MC, we’ve got a tall big tiddy goth like 4 doors down ✋🙄 Diavolo is literally right here MC

(is being very petty and trying to find ways to subtly insult her to get you to stop raving)

“I apologize MC, I don’t have the time to make you an outfit to match her aesthetic nor the time to teach you the proper etiquette she’d expect from a potential suitor”

“No MC, I will not train you to be her butler”

“Please stop sliding me grimm in intervals of 5, I will not change my mind”

Solomon:

“AODJLFNAOOABNDHVABOJDFN”

“Ahh, I see you’ve met Lady Dimitrescu”

“YUH HUH” You two spend like an hour just admiring her pictures as Solomon fills you in on everything he knows about her, having worked with her daughters and been over to the mansion on the one or two odd occasions.

“She could bench press us”

“Both of us, at the same time 👁👄👁”

“Totally”

“Do you think I could get her number”

“Don’t tell anyone but like, the Milf energy is unmatched right?”

“100%”

Simeon:

“SIMEON HOLY SHIT-”

“MC, language”

“No no, it’s fine, Luke’s with Barbatos” Simeon sucks in his cheeks a little, "that's not the issue"

“She seems to be a very refined lady” He gives you a once over, and the absolute smitten look on your face, for just a second, made him wish you looked at him like that.

“Who just so happens to make you act very unrefined”

Luke:

Tiny person panic

(I couldn’t find the meme about hiding in Lady Dimitrescu’s boob shadow for Luke’s section, smh)

[scarlett-vixen]

random scarlett question of the day /j

what is her relationship w the different om characters anyways im curious jgdfhjkjgdghj :3

ARI HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT I LOVE YOU RECENTLY???? Because I do. So! Scarlett took a while to adjust to the absolute chaos that is the House of Lamentation but now that’s she’s been there a while she’s just as chaotic. I’m doing this in a very random order there’s not really a reason to it lol. I have tons of thoughts on this so I just picked a few for each brother

Placing this under the cut since it’s long/some people aren’t that invested lol

💖Mammon:

• His nickname from her: Mams/Lover boy (the list is endless really but these are most common)

• Scarlett swears she has no favorites but that’s a lie. It’s Mammon. Her original impression was “what a dork” and now her impression is “oh he’s my dork” basically he tried to act all tough in front of her and then he tripped and knock a bunch of stuff over and her immediate thought was “you’re stupid…I like that in a man”

• She was very quiet at first when she arrived and that concerned/annoyed Mammon. “Why won’t the human talk to me” “Why do they not say much??” Never met an introvert in his life (besides Levi)

• One day he made a stupid joke that made everyone else groan but she laughed hysterically. Mammon’s instant thought process is “haha she has a cute laugh….oh… OH!!” He’s a simp now your honor.

• She is VERY defensive of Mams, does not put up with the brothers constant belittlement or degrading. She gives him so much praise and he malfunctions every time. Mammon knows he can go to her about literally anything and it’s safe with her, unless she’s concerned about his safety in which they’ll talk about it and then she’ll get help for him.

• Mammon suffers from “Lost Puppy Syndrome” when she’s not around.

Leviathan:

• His nickname: Player 1 (only through text, he will die if she says it out loud)

• After making their pact Levi tried to pull the “uwu I’m a gross otaku, don’t look at me” card and was immediately shot down. Scarlett proceeded to list her top 10 favorite animes and top 5 characters from each. Levi was so in love, help him.

• Mammon gets jealous when the two of them start talking about some show or manga because he doesn’t understand and they’re talking so fast. “It’s like they’re trying to communicate with me but I don’t understAND!!”

• You think she’s protective of Mammon?? Oh, she goes full guard dog with Levi. She knows he has horrible social anxiety so if anyone makes him uncomfortable when they go out she goes on high alert. She has and will threaten a demon for talking shit about him.

• Levi goes out in public with her and it’s basically “Sir that’s my emotional support human” he finds a lot of comfort in her, knowing she won’t judge him for being a little nerd.

Satan:

• His nickname: Romeo (but only in private)

• You know the meme of two Spider-Man’s pointing at each other? That’s these two. Scarlett has a very bad relationship with her mom and her dad ditched her at a young age, because of this she grew up with a lot of trauma and anger issues that’s she been fixing over the years.

• Satan loves how bold she is with him, others always fear correcting him or challenging his ideas but Scarlett will call him out with no hesitation. “Don’t you think you’re being a little dramatic?” His brothers all freeze, this is it, the human dies tonight. Dramatic?? Of course he’s being dramatic but no one has ever actually told him that.

• Lucifer kept Scarlett’s file hidden and locked away from the brothers specifically because he didn’t want Satan to read it and find out she owns two cats. Satan finds out anyway and has a million questions, Scarlett will show him photos of them constantly and Satan is almost in tears each time.

• They bond over their daddy issues and Scarlett tries to help him talk about his frustrations, even though Mammon is her favorite, Scarlett actually gets along the best with Satan and Levi.

Beelzebub

• His nickname: Bear or Bubby, he actually gets worried if she just calls him “Beel” now because he thinks she’s upset with him :(

• He’s just a giant puppy with her around, Scarlett is the first thing to ever rival Beel’s stomach so it’s pretty common to find them eating together at 2 am. (Lucifer has to get on to Beel for trying to wake Scarlett up in the middle of the night sometimes)

• Beel has a chokehold on Scarlett’s heart and he has no idea. She CAN NOT and will not say no to him.

• Belphie points this out one day to the others and they make a game of it. All trying to get Beel to say or do things that would get Scarlett to say no or make her upset with him little shitheads Spoiler alert: it doesn’t work! In fact Scar starts to get suspicious, why is my big bear suddenly acting like this?? Once she finds out? The brothers suddenly learn Satan isn’t the only scary creature when provoked, they quickly learn messing with Beel is off limits unless they want the pact used on them 👀

• Scarlett has fallen asleep on Beel’s lap on multiple occasions, he loves it. Look how small she is!! The first time it happened Lucifer came by and asked Beel to start making dinner since it was his turn and when Beel said no Lucifer demanded and explanation

“Scarlett fell asleep in my lap….Satan says legally I can’t move now until she wakes up”

• They’re security blankets for each other pretty much. Scarlett will latch on to him in public if she starts getting too anxious and Beel will seek her out on nights that he has nasty nightmares or bad insomnia.

Asmodeus

• His nickname: Princess

• After the pact is form Scarlett still doesn’t spend much time with Asmo and that hurts his feelings, when he asks why she explains that she thought Solomon was his full time boyfriend and didn’t want to get in the way.

• Once that’s cleared up these two become a very powerful duo. Asmo helps Scarlett with her self confidence and becomes the ultimate wingman for her.

• They frequently go to The Fall together and every time they do Lucifer gets a headache worrying about them. It does not help when he finds out Solomon goes with them.

• Is the first to realize the crush she has on Mammon and immediately gets to work playing Cupid. Completely at his brothers expense though, taking every chance he gets to embarrass him and call him out for blushing.

Belphegor

• His nickname: Cowboy

• *stares at massive box of baggage* look I could do a 3 page essay on this one…..instead I’ll summarize and say Scarlett follows the plot of Vicious very closely regarding Belphie.

• She wants to like him, she wants to get a long with him but it’s going to take a while. The first year they don’t have a lot of interaction but year two they become a lot closer.

• Scarlett had a dark sense of humor and will joke about her death a lot later on. She’s made the joke “What are you gonna do? Kill me again” to him several times.

• Once she’s forgiven Belphie he clings to her as often as possible, firstly to piss off Mammon but secondly because he loves how warm she is all the time. When he’s really sleepy he’ll hold onto the back of her shirt and rest his head on her shoulder. Scarlett suggested he do that instead of carry his pillow to classes or when they went out as a group because he’s “less likely to get left behind if the thing you hold onto moves”

• Absolutely melts when Scarlett plays with his hair, won’t admit it but it’s his favorite thing. LOVES when she does it while reading because she’s too focused on the book to see him smiling and blushing. She also does it during movie nights if he sits on the floor between her legs so he’ll make sure he gets that spot every time.

Lucifer

• His nickname: Just Luci (that’s a lie but all his other names are rated 18+ aksananan) she knows better than to say it around other though, unless he’s being a dick

• He expects great things since she had good academic standings in the human world

• Someone who actually listens??? OH??? A+ human 9/10 (still doesn’t fully trust this whole thing) but grateful she isn’t a heathen like his brothers yet

• After a few months he starts to realize she’s just Satan but less deadly and now he’s conflicted because he also has ✨feels✨

• Scarlett does her best to behave and not stir the pot….her first year. Second time around she knows how to bend her demons and push their buttons, she will annoy Lucifer on purpose.

• Is 100% not afraid to put Luci in his place in front of his brothers. They cower in fear each time but are also very impressed, they know better than to piss her off.

• LOVES to tease Luci about his crush on Diavolo, this typically just gets her in trouble though. Even though she’s a menace to him most of the time, Scar will help him out when he has a full plate and needs rest.

[isimp4leviachan]

Unexpected heights: Demon bros being 6’3”+ (SFW ver)

I (like most people I think)always hc that the demons in Obey Me are freakishly tall dudes like Beel being like 6’9”(205 cm) but what if they were titan-like? It would be pretty cute since everyone could feel little next to them uwu. HUGE SIDE NOTE: I’m not from the states so I’ll be using foot measurements taken from cm conversion so feel free to correct me if they're wrong lol.

 Lucifer

AU size: 7’1” (215cm)

Instant pride boost 

discreetly stands next to you to compare heights

internally feels the uwus

externally he tells you it’s an inconvenience having to protect you twice as much as a regular sized demon.

i can definitely see him as someone who really gets a superiority feeling from looking at people from his shoulder 

so get ready for his stern face looking down at you.

Mammon

AU size: 6’11” (211cm)

First time he meets MC, he feels like he’s going to break them 

“Of course Lucifer makes me babysit ya, ugh ya such a tiny human”

Tsundere boi is actually swooning over the way you almost run to match his normal pace

never admits it obviously 

if he does is more like a “Oi stop being so slow, I’m not slowing down to your snail pace” (he means you should hurry up and he thinks it’s cute how slow you are)

Levi

AU size: 6’11”

Average sized demon, so never really cared much

When he sees the exchange student he highkey fanboys 

“This is just like Akkun to Kanojo because Akkun is like human tall, not like demon tall and like Nontan is super tiny and together they like...”

Has this internal ramble everytime he sees you lol

Almost faints when you ask for help getting something from the cabinet.

When you become your best friend oh be ready for the endless size comparison rambles.

“so I put our heights in this web and apparently our height difference is the same as Henry and the Lord of Shadow!!!1!” 

please just nod and listen to not so lil snek boi

Satan

AU size: 6’8” (203 cm)

Doesn’t give a fuck lol

One day you just happen to be drinking tea with him and you tell him “you know when I first came here i was really scared of you guys, like you’re so tall and stuff”

He just goes “ we’re not tall, it’s just you humans are really tiny”

The conversation goes no further lmao

Asmo

AU size: 6’6” (198 cm)

The shortest of the demons

Also the easiest to talk to without breaking your neck

“Uwaah MC and I are like almost the same height!! We should definitely share wardrobes <3” 

Next to other demons, he feels a little insecure about not being the tallest, except if his demon companiant is into twinks like him.

Now that you’re here though, he would love to be able to share clothes with you, the way the firsts weeks you clung to him for emotional support against his titan brothers…

Overall, he now thinks being a short demon has some privilege

Beelzebub

AU size: 7’3” (220 cm)

Already on the tall side among demons to say the least (he towers among 98% of demons) 

Never really gave it much thought (himbo baby)

When he meets the human exchange student, he understands their fear.

Tries to get closer to MC in a non threatening way.

When they finally get closer, he grows to love the difference between him and his little human. 

Walking with him around Devildom is like walkin with a personal bodyguard

not a single demon dares to look at you more than once

Gives the BEST hugs 

Belphegor

AU size: 6’9” (205 cm)

Pretty average height in the Devildom

Like Satan, doesn’t care at the beginning 

but if you tell him you’re a little scared about the height difference

oh boy you are never hearing the end of it

 get ready for some Belphie style teasing 24/7

[beels-burger-babe]

Obey Me Character Song Thoughts

***DISCLAIMER: These are my blind reactions to the song. They're my opinion and based off of my personal taste in music as well. You are free to agree or disagree with them as you please, just please no hate***

Lucifer / Arcadia :

Surprisingly, I really like the music in this. I don't usually like electronic music, but this one was nice. His voice isn't my favourite, but is still good. NOW THE LYRICS!! Oh dear. Oh my. Oh boy. I was not expecting to catch feelings for Lucifer today, sir. How dare you do this to me. Update: I just got to the second verse...He's a yandere. He is fucking yandere. He's still so full of himself as usual and I WANT TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE BUT I ALSO WANT TO KISS HIM GAAAAAAAH!!!!! LUCIFER YOU ASSHOLE! UPDATE UPDATE: FINAL VERSE! AND THEN THE PRICK GOES BACK TO BEING A ROMANTIC CHARMING LITTLE SHIT 😡😣😖 Final thoughts: I- I- this whole song was a rollercoaster. I love to hate lucifer and hate to love him. I really do. This song embodied that perfectly. I did enjoy the song though.

Mammon / Are You Ready? :

Opening thought. I am not ready. Very not ready. Mammon is amazing in that art 😍.

Okay, now being serious, I'm sorry Mammon. I adore you to BITS, like so so so much. But this is exactly the kind of EDM that I despise. BUT, I bore through it and kept listening. I don't hate his voice, but he's sing talking. He's not quite rapping, he's sing talking. So it's meh. FUCKING UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE: THE CHORUS!!!! THE MF CHORUS!!!! HE SINGS! HE CAN ACTUALLY SING (still not best but pretty good)?! AND THE MUSIC SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER THERE WHEN IT'S SLOW- ... ... ... the auto-tune on his voice on that English line 😤 WHY?!! I WAS JUST GETTING INTO IT!!!

Lyrics time: Honestly, it feels like Mammon got drunk, picked up a mic and started singing to MC, and I mean that in the best way possible. He's being honest in a way we've never seen him be honest before, and he calls himself a tsundere 😂 I love it.

Now the chorus lyrics: I love the chorus. It's so Mammon and just perfect. I love it. The lyrics just- *sighs* it's that possessive side of him that makes him the dork that he is. Okay. t-the lyrics...the lyrics also give me MAJOR suggestive vibes and I'm just here like 😳😳😳 MaMmOn PlEaSe WhAt ArE YoU DoInG?!

Final thoughts: The lyrics are also quite repetitive, which is another pet peeve of mine. All in all, it's not bad. It's just not for me. I'm so sorry Mammon 😭😭😭 That being said, I think it suits Mammon fairly well. Not perfectly, but good.

Leviathan / My Chance:

Opening thoughts: THIS TITLE IS SO CUTE AND IT'S PERFECT FOR HIM uwu Also, the vintage game-esque music is just perfect for Levi's aesthetic. Like, the light piano mixed with it gives me Undertale vibes?? Even before he starts singing, I just think it's really cute and it makes me want to hug him. Again, I'm not in love with his voice, but it's still nice. I do enjoy it.

Lyrics: LEVI BABY ARE YOU OKAY?! SOMEONE GET THIS MAN A THERAPIST 😭😭😭

Chorus: It's so sad, but this is Levi's reality. This song embodies him and everything he is so so so well. It really is perfect for him. But seriously bro. Let me hug you. And then we're gonna work on your self-worth issues because oh boy That last verse though. Oh my goodness 🥺🥺 It is the very definition of pining.

AND THEN THE FINAL CHORUS!!! HE'S BEING SO HONEST ABOUT HIS ANXIETY AND I JUST- 😭😭😭😭 LEVIIIIIIIIII!!!

Final thoughts: *clears throat, wipes tears that are totally not there* Right. So it's obvious that I enjoy this one. It just screams Levi and suits him so well and it also just breaks my heart so...yeah.

Satan / Read My Heart:

The piano. THE 👏 FUCKING 👏 PIANO 👏 So beautiful! The fact that his song is so soft and slow when he himself is meant to represent something so strong and violent is simply poetic. There are moments where I love Satan's singing voice in this and there are moments where I don't like it as much. HIS VOICE IN THE CHORUS IS MY FAVOURITE 😭 So sweet. So just- I love him. I love him so much.

Lyrics: So honest, but I feel that this is almost like a letter from Satan of all the things he wishes he could say. Also, remember that dork who can't say love words out loud headcanon we talked about earlier today? He literally confirms here 🥰🥰 Aww Satan

Chorus: AGAIN! SO HONEST WITH HIS FEELINGS AND HIM TRYING TO KNOW HIMSELF 😭😭😭 It's just so beautiful Stunning. I love it. This one hits all the markers for me. I'm calling it now. I think his lyrics are my favourite, and possibly my favourite song in general. It's just such a beautiful love song. Filled with what he so desperately desires but also his fears and it's so honest it hurts.

Final thoughts: This one made me cry. Like, literally made me cry. It was just so beautiful and perfect. I mean, there's a sad line that uses cats as a metaphor 😭 It's fantastic. Amazing. I can't praise it enough. Where I feel everyone else so far (except poor Levi, poor baby) had something that implied...suggestive things, Satan is just so desperate for love. To feel and experience it and everything that comes with it, and it's just- I love it.

Asmodeus / Pomade:

I actually really really enjoy the music here. It's more pop than EDM and I appreciate that. It's nice. Asmo's voice is also really pleasant to listen to. There's just something about it. I like it a lot. When he holds his notes, it just has this amazing sound and I dunno. I just like it a lot! AND HIS FALSETTO!! HOLY SHIT! AMAZING

Lyrics: I mean... It's exactly what I'd expect from Asmo. It doesn't feel like it's being sung to the MC though. At least not at first. It almost feels like he's singing to an audience at the Fall or something.

Chorus: It's a little more personal, but I feel like we're still only getting that one side of Asmo. We're shown in the second season that he does have insecurities and that there's more to him than being self-obsessed, and I'm kind of disappointed that the song doesn't show that.

Second Verse: We're finally getting personal here. Okay. The table has been turned and now Asmo is finally talking about how he feels about MC and that's more I like it!

Final thoughts: Now that I've listened to the final verse and chorus, I GET IT NOW! It's a story. It's how Asmo first felt like all that was there for him and all he was made for was pleasing the audience. Then you came and it was just a game of trying to make you fall for him, just like he had been able to everyone else. And finally, him realizing that it's him who has become captivated by you and that he loves you! It's actually really sweet and I love that. Sound-wise, this song is fantastic! The music really compliments his voice and it all suits Asmo's character really well.

Beelzebub / Hungry Six-Pack:

So ya'll already know I adore Beel and this ROCK MUSIC AND HIS VOICE MADE ME SWOON! His voice! His voice is FANTASTIC! And the music IS AMAZING!!! I just love the guitar in it. It's (pardon me for this) it's just so damn sexy and I love it so much! THE BRIDGE OF THE SONG IS DAMN HOT OKAY?! I CAN'T GET OVER IT!

Lyrics: What I love about the lyrics is that they confirm my theory of Beel actually being physically impacted by his appetite. He says that it can cause him to get dizzy and I'm just here like 🥺🥺 We really get a sense here of how Beel is actually desperate to stop this appetite. He hates how it impacts him. He hates how it impacts those around him. And I just - 😭😭😭

Chorus: It fucking slaps! The up tempo is just *chefs kiss* and I love everything about it. And the words 😳 Damn Beel...Damn. i love him so much even though if you really think about it these words HURT

THE SECOND VERSE WITH DRUMS IN THE BACK JUST MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP AROUND IN A MOSH PIT! I LOVE THE SOUND OF THIS ONE SOOOOO MUCH! IT'S SO GREAT!

THEN IN THE LAST CHORUS WITH THAT HIGHER OPTION NOTE THAT HE HOLDS AND SHAKES AND I'M LIKE 😍😍😍 GOD I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH

Final thoughts: As you can clearly see, I love this one. Now, lyrics-wise, I found a comment that really broke down the lyrics in terms of Beel's insecurity with his appetite and his sin and how he struggles with that and it made me appreciate the song all that much more and I just- I love this song. (The comment was left by Felix The Lemon on this if you don't understand the utter heartbreak of this song, please read this) Maybe it's my bias towards Beel. Maybe it's because it's rock. But this one, overall, is my favourite.

Belphegor / Dreamscape:

I love the almost lo-fi sound to it! It's perfect cause a lot of people use lo-fi to sleep. Very clever producers. Very clever. I both hate and love his voice at the same time and I DON'T KNOW WHY! Like it has a bit of a filtered sound to it, but what genuine sound I can hear through that filter is really really nice and I love it. I TAKE IT ALL BACK HIS VOICE IN THE CHORUS 😭😭😭 HE HAS MY FAVOURITE VOICE OF THE BROTHERS BY FAR! OH MY GOD IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL!

Lyrics: GAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! OKAY OKAY OKAY!!! So! These lyrics are so great because it's showing that soft side of Belphie that I adore! It's not his teasing side, it's the side that only Beel and MC really get to see and I just- I love it.

The whole "I will always wait for you" for some reason made me think of when he was stuck in the attic where literally the only thing he had to look forward to was MC coming to set him free and update him on how Beel was doing. And then afterward, he had to wait for them to be comfortable around him again because he knew that he messed up and he had to wait for their forgiveness. And then finally, Belphie has to wait for them to notice his feelings, amongst the obvious more showy feelings of his brothers and to hopefully maybe choose him 😭😭😭 SO GOOD

Second verse is his insecurities and I just ao;dusg;bfjnaduoh;szvbjxaui;dvkjx AAAAAAHHHHHHH I LOVE IT SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN PUT IN TO WORDS!! WHY DO I LOVE THIS?!?!

FINAL THOUGHTS: THIS SONG ALONE HAS CAUSED ME TO FALL IN LOVE WITH BELPHEGOR ADU;SFBKJACDZS IT'S JUST SO PERFECT!!! His voice! The sound! The words! It has it all! I know I just said Beel's was my overall favourite, and I'm so so sorry Beelzebaby, but Belphie takes the cake. We get his anger, his sadness, his fondness, HIS DESPERATION, IT JUST HAS SO MUCH EMOTION!!!! I CAN'T GET OVER THIS SONG!

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The songs were all incredible and I love them to bits. I feel like I know the brothers better know and I know have more feelings for Belphie than I know what to do with, so there's that 😅😅 If you're still here reading this, thanks for joining me on this chaotic journey and dealing with my bullshit. Love you guys ❤❤❤

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Can I Stay Up Here With You Forever ch. 9

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Warning(s) implied sexual content

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Standing in front of their house, Mammon was in awe. Three months ago, he would have never guessed that he’d see this place or Arella ever again. It was late afternoon- almost evening- so his brothers and Solomon decided to just drop Mammon off, check into their hotel rooms, get something to eat, and drop by the next day.

Without wasting another minute, the white-haired demon took off for the front door, throwing it open in an instant. When he saw her, he grabbed her, wrapping her in a hug and Arella responded in kind.

“I missed ya.” He can’t help the way his voice cracks as he speaks, “I missed ya so damn much. Lucifer- he said that... that..”

“Shhh,” Arella cups his face in her hands, “It's okay. You’re home now. We’re together. That’s all that matters, okay?”

The Avatar of Greed only nods as he buries his face in her neck, slowly relaxing as he breathes in her scent. They sink to their knees, still wrapped up in each other's embrace and for the first time in months, Mammon really does feel like he’s home.

Once they pull away, the demon takes a moment to look over his human. As his eyes fall to her growing belly, Arella takes his hand and holds it against the side of it. When he feels the tiny kick, Mammon smiles.

“This is really, happenin’? We’re gonna be parents?”

“Yeah, we’re going to be parents.” She nods.

“Boy or girl? One or multiples?” There’s so much he’s missed over these past three months. Months he’ll never be able to get back thanks to his brother.

“Just one,” Arella smiles, “A boy. C’mon, I'll show you the ultrasound pictures from my latest scan.” She gets to her feet as she tugs at Mammon’s hand, pulling him to his feet.

“Lemme at least take my shoes off, Baby.” the demon chuckles as he gives her hand a gentle squeeze.

“Sorry, Sorry, I’m just excited to have you back.”

“I know.” he nods as he toes off his boots and places them by her shoes near the door. I’m excited to come back to you.

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“Mammon, why didn't your brothers pop by with you- and what about Solomon too?” She asks as they settle on the couch with a little scrapbook containing the scan images.

“They wanted to go check into their hotels and Beel was hungry so they all went to get a bite to eat. They’ll drop by tomorrow morning after breakfast.” he says as he shifts a little so she laying more against his side with his arm wrapped around her, hand placed on her stomach.

Arella nodded as she leaned her head on Mammon’s chest and flipped to the image of her latest scan. The demon scans them over carefully before his eyes notice the little horns and wings that had started to form.

“This feels like a dream...” The Avatar of Greed smiles as he presses his forehead against Arella’s. “The best dream ever. Thank you.”

“For what?”

“For lovin’ me- even with all the horrible things about me. For choosing me.”

Arella only smiled as she kissed his forehead lovingly as she took the little scrapbook and placed it on the coffee table. “You never have to thank me for any of that. Even if I had to do it all again, I would still choose you. Despite our rocky start, there’s no one else I could ever imagine loving.”

“That’s so cheesy,” he says as they laugh together, “I love it...” He brushes a lock of hair as he leans in to steal a kiss followed by another and then another. He can’t stop himself after being deprived of it for so long and she doesn’t want him to anyway.

As they pull away to breathe, they lock eyes for a moment.

“Do ya wanna- Is it safe...?”

“Yes... It’s safe as long as you don’t collapse on top of me. Might be a little awkward unless I’m on top though.”

“Don’t care who's on top as long as we both get off,” he says between kisses as he lifts her up and carries her off to their bedroom to make up for lost time.

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“You wanna know what the best part of it all was?” Mammon asks while he and Arella ate breakfast in bed together and talked about the time he’d spent away from her the next morning.

“Hmm?”

“That night before we left for here, it felt like we were really brothers again. Like it had been forever since I played games with Levi and the twins without any of us getting' inta a fight or someone makin’ a nasty comment of some kind. It reminded me of how much I actually missed those days from the Celestial Realm- we even all fell asleep in my room as well.”

“I’m happy you got to experience that much with them,” She smiles as she takes a sip of her peppermint tea. “It sounds like they learned their lesson, hm?”

“Yeah, I guess they did... Part of me thinks they felt a little sorry for me at first when I got back. They all knew I was upset and Lucifer wasn’t helpin’- just tryin’ ta make me believe stupid things that weren’t true- so I thought they were just takin’ pity on me, but then they kept showin’ up day after day. They didn’t give up on me when I kept sayin’ no ta everyone but Satan and his study sessions... but even that was just cuz I wanted Lucifer off my back about my grades...”

“I wish I would have been home that day to order him to leave and never come back- to just let you be happy. Something was telling me to call-in that day and I wish I would have listened to it... I heard from Solomon who heard from Asmo what your... brother…” The word tastes bitter on her tongue, “said to you and I can’t understand it. I knew he was mad at me for bringing you here but I always thought he was approving of our relationship... so it hurts to hear he’s said those horrible things about me- that he thinks I’m bad for you or trying to use you for your abilities or trying to isolate you from your brothers. None of those things are true, you know that right?”

“Yeah, I do... but for a lil’ bit... I doubted it. Lucifer had never lied to me before unless it was ta protect me an’ our brothers... so I had no reason not to believe him either...”

“There has to have been an underlying reason...” Thinking for a few moments it dawns on her, “What if he thought he really was protecting you... It doesn’t excuse his actions in the slightest but think about it. The root of the events that led up to your sister’s death was her falling in love with a human. You know the laws of the Devildom pretty well, are there any arcane laws similar to the one in the Celestial Realm that Lilith broke- the one where an angel can’t tamper with or extend a human’s lifespan?”

Mammon thinks for a minute- there were so many ridiculous ancient laws he’d seen when he studied them right after he became a demon but one in particular, along with its penalty, stood out in his mind.

“Y-Yeah there’s one.”

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