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More cats! This obsession will never stop-
I only realized halfway through that @ultramarinaa already made an official cat!sasha deign but I was so attached to the tabby and I really wanted Tim to be grey so I cheated. I guess this is just my own headcannon of it-
I mostly did this for my own reference though so it’s not too serious I guess
Anyway Elias is miserable with all his cat employees and Jon is a silly little guy who doesn’t know how to cat
#also the reason I was so attached to Tim being gray is bc I was basing him off of my aunts cat#who is the MOST HIMBO ASS CAT IVE EVER SEEN#he is dumb as rocks and named Thomas#he lickes dust off the air vents and has a jaw that can cut glass#I have never seen a cat I would describe as ‘handsome’ but he is#stupid little shit#I love you and your thigh highs socks markings#the magnus archives#tma#cat!jon#jonathan sims#tma fanart#cat!martin#cat!sasha#cat!tim
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Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*
Me: ...Perfect modernization.
wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better
bonus:
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#this is legitimately the most self indulgent thing ever ive been wanting to draw magneto like a robot master for months vjAELKJAE#i thought about adding the little 'ears' robot masters/reploids have but not this time#whats funny is that during my initial redesigning i WANTED to pay homage to erik's trench coat look buuuutt i couldnt figure how#so thank you sigma for. letting me steal your shit vjELKAEJ#i havent drawn megaman characters in like. years good lord- whats funny is that magnetman Was one of my faves to draw#which doesnt mean much since i loved drawing pretty much all the robot masters equally LMAOOO#i remember some freak got pressed at me for doodling metalman during class once like dawg what is your problem#bruv leave me ALONE let me draw you are not my mom#anyway. as i said last night i dont have my usual evening class so i figured id fill the time doodlin these#they didnt take long- i think thats why i like drawing This magneto outfit so much#reminds me of my megaman doodlin days ... also it's genuinely just quick as hell WHICH. makes sense#all that done im done megaman-inspired posting thank you for the opportunity anon im glad you appreciated it :]]#im gonna go eat now my tummy rumblin. theeeeeeen i guess ill drive home ???? i guess.#it's almost saturday so that means i get to post more asks- ive been hoarding them throughout the week#so i apologize if some people have been waitin i PROMISE i havent been ignoring i just wanna draw somethin for it </3#ok im eating now BYYYYYYEEE
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I would like to ensure the rest of the TMA fandom is aware that 'Fairchild' is a class of light aeroplane. Specifically, it's the class of plane that that one rugby team was in when they crashed in the Andes and had to do survival cannibalism. So.
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tma au where the apocalypse ritual doesn’t work because there’s one (1) typo in the statement document at the very end. Like Jon reads the whole ritual but it fails because the last line says “I opem the door” and so the door opems (not a real word in English) instead of opening and from then on any time Jonah Magnus shows “his” face (not actually his, because he is old and a face-stealing whore) in public everyone points and laughs at him for making a typo in the evil fear apocalypse ritual
#tma#the magnus archives#he’d totally be into that shit too#that evil old man with his voyeuristic eldritch eyeball fetish….#he’d probably be like “oho! the loathing and judgment of everyone around me is going straight to….the penis….what jolly good time!”#or however British people talk idk#sorry but y’all talk a little silly. always talking about “taking the piss”#what the FUCK are you bastards doing with all that piss???#I know you’re up to something. something involving all that piss#you won’t get away with it. not this time#can anyone hear me?
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I have Tim Stoker Thoughts.
He is so obviously an older brother.
He cares and he looks out for everyone he can. He tries to help and to warn, yet when they stop listening to him he nods, steps back and watches. He lets them make their own mistakes.
He lives and dies for his brother. He sacrifices his career to learn what happened to his little brother. Then he dies to avenge his little brother.
He puts his younger sibling above all others.
It does not matter if they got along in the end, they are siblings and he would kill to have his brother back.
In the end he thanks Jon for the chance to get back at those who killed his brother.
He thanks Jon because no matter how angry he is at Jon the man helped him avenge Danny's death.
#the magnus archives#tma#Tim Stoker#tim stoker analysis#I really like Tim#Also this man is so relatable#I too would kill evil clowns for my little brother#even if he's an annoying little shit a good 97% of the time#Older siblings#Sometimes you just gotta kill a bunch of evil clowns for your younger brother
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Litteraly everyone in this podcast knows WAY more than they're letting on and it's driving me insane
#i mean this in a good way#its a good thing#BUT ALICE WHAT DO YOU KNOW???#WHAT DOES THE TAPE RECORDER MEAN TO YOU?#HELLO???#She was definitely at the institute program longer then Sam was#i think its why she doesnt want him to look into the truth#why was Celia seemingly so chill around lady Mowbray?#she just seemed angry i would be screaming and crying#maybe she lost her fear after her encounters with the fears like Georgie?#and GWEN#does she know lady mowbray?#this why i dont like gwen#you guys think shes a wet cat and want her to be okay?#i want to grab her by the collar and scream WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU PRIVILEGED SHIT???#Alice is the only pathetic little mew mew i need in my life#Sam is maybe the only character who doesnt know more than hes letting on#I mean he trauma dumped his entire tragic backstory on the FIRST DATE#i dont think hes capable of retaining information without immediately blabbing it to everybody#so ummmm... this post got away from me..#look i got shit to say about this ep#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp 15#samama khalid#alice dyer#celia ripley#gwen bouchard#tmagp 15 spoilers
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“Sasha.” He murmurs into her mouth. “Yes.” She confirms. It’s me — I know — Me too — You’re welcome — like a cold reader. The kind of con he would have laughed out of the Institute. But his head’s worn down, his heart even moreso. He’s tired of thinking. —— John has one assistant he still trusts.
woe, spooky little john(not!)sasha thing i wrote be upon ye
#scrawlings#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanfic#jonsasha#johnsasha#jonathan sims#john sims#sasha james#not!sasha#this is real rough around the edges i miiiiight rewrite it when i get further into tma but also i had to get it outta my head or i'd die#hence why i didnt post it til now i was like Do i want this public-public lol#plus i haveeee a lot of other writing on my plate just in general rn haha#ringing my little bell. why is johnsasha a rarepair iv been going insane abt them for like 3 days#(only a bit into season 2 no spoilies) the john+not!sasha dynamic makes me insane.#what if you were a paranoid piece of shit and you had one person you trusted and That Happened To Her#but you still trust her completely. and part of it is because of how little you can trust anybody else#and so you are most susceptible to what's happening because you're in a downward spiral and will cling to any#validation on your backwards thinking. god
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happy 3 years since accomplice everyone
#id in alt#holy shit lesbians#man sure hope one doesnt have to kill the other#i was told by 3 separate people im insane while drawing this for doing all my texturing and mark making by hand#i mean#theyre probably right#so yes every single little line you see was handrawn#by yours truly#mag179#tma#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#basira hussain#daisy tonner#daisira#tma fanart#fanart#avery draws
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#what if you said i want more dp content#and i told you#the magnus archives#epsiode 160#the eye opens#jonathan sims#the archivist#the archive#i just got through the season 4 finale and started on season 5#so no spoilers#but holy shit#im losing kt#i need him dead#metal pipe needs a comeback#but also can he just get to rest to be happy for a little bit#PLEASE#mag 160#jon sims#jon sims fanart#mag fanart#tma podcast#tma fanart#tma spoilers#tma jon#tma#ceaseless watcher#biting anybody who gets to close to my enclosure rn#also pleaseeeeee i need some jmart comfory#they could be perfect#fuck johna magnus
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Yesterday I listened to s1, ep33 of The Magnus Archives and it’s the first time I hear Tim and I just have to say how dare he talk to the defiantly sleep deprived archivist like that. The little shit picking on the fact that he mixed up a couple of numbers, so what if he did sometimes that just happens
Please tell me that at some point I’ll start to like Tim because at the moment I would gladly slap him in the face if I had the chance


In other news please ignore the back of Tim’s head in this drawing I’m pretty sure this is the first time that I’ve actually ever drawn the back of someone’s head who has short hair. if anyone has any tips on how to draw the back of someone’s head I will gladly listen <3
#jonathan sims#the magnus institute#the magnus pod#the magnus archives#fanart#tim stoker#magpod#the Magnus archives fanart#tma podcast#tma fanart#Tim stoker you little shit#Jonathan sims fanart#tim stoker fanart#Rusty quil#My art#Tma
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ok gen question abt tma.
why the archives. like girl archival is such a lame job. no fucking wonder you got a wet cat of an Archivist, someone who works in archival is inherently gonna be a wet cat. ask stupid questions (who wants to work in my archives?) get stupid answers (the most pathetic Special Little Boy to ever work at your institute)
#coming from someone whos gonna have an archival/library job#girl you couldve picked any other department to find your human sacrifice to all dread powers#“oh its cause tye archivist reads all the statements and sees the fear of all the statement givers” ok??#it could just as easily be the person who takes the statements#AND then theres actually ppl there for the eye to Eat or whatever#you couldve picked the research guys bc they get into the most dangerous shit#they get to interact w the statement givers and see how the fear shaped them#and go get the evidences of the supernatural bss#new headcanon that the only reason the eye picked the archivist to be its Special Little Guy is because it has a cool title#like you cant be intimidating when your title is “the Researcher” or “the Interviewer” or “the Receptionist”#the magnus archives#tma#the archivist#the beholding#the eye
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"Four weirdos in a basement reading scary stories. Dream job."
Celia Ripley
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actually how did the conversation between Alec and Magnus go after cog. because Magnus definitely would have asked about Jace & if it's actually a resolved issue because otherwise nothing's changed. only for Alec to go "yeah turns out he's actually my brother. oops. also he's going by Lightwood now."
#alec lightwood & his incest crimes 😔 it's okay I still love him#although I will say#the way very early on its established Jace and Izzy are siblings & are disgusted by any suggestion otherwise will always be a little funny#if alec hadn't figured his shit out when he did.... could you imagine lmao#alec lightwood#magnus bane#jace herondale#jace lightwood#jace wayland#bella talks#the mortal instruments#tmi#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#malec#city of glass
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season 2, episode 10 part 2 continued MALECS FIRST I LOVE YOU “by the light of dawn”
18. continuing the Raphael and Izzy moment


19. Raphael: this is new for me
20. well that’s embarrassing lmao but I love that they kept Raphael asexual. and I’m sort of looking into this for myself- but not every asexual person wants to cuddle or kiss but some in relationships do. like it’s more of an emotional connection and not a physical attraction. so either they didn’t want Raphael to engage in any physical activity or they just didn’t know what the fuck to do with his character






21. ah shit, I guess I forgot these from the last episode


22. I’m sorry but this scene is so funny to me because Izzy is like are all vampires this way??????

23. Raphael is so pretty


24. Izzy is also very pretty here (MY BI ASS CANT TAKE IT)



25. IM SORRY BUT IZZY THINKING BEING A VAMPIRE CHANGED RAPHAEL LIKE GIRL STOP LMAO
26. yes it’s Alec because he’s a concerned brother
27. Izzy: this is too much for me I need to lie down




28. Raphael is wrong for lying to Izzy and hiding her phone but I see why he did it. ever since Raphael has been a vampire, he’s always tried to keep his people safe. but it’s still wrong the way he went about things

29. well this is the first time jace has asked Alec first how he is. Jace has called Alec on three separate occasions since the first episode and always asked something from Alec first so this is new. I hate on jace because this is the third time out of 23 episodes. Alec has almost died four times so far and jace has only seemed concerned with half of them. Jace put Alec first when Alec got attacked by a forsaken, when he had to use his parabatai connection in parabatai lost, and now. it’s really not that special if we are 23 episodes and he’s only been caring to Alec in three major ones. while Alec always knows something is wrong with Jace and has put him first many more times
also Alec is just holding a weapon and he’s the hottest on the show this isn’t up for debate







will do a third part maybe later today ✨
#anti cassandra clare#anti cc#just my stupid opinions#alec lightwood#magnus bane#anti jace herondale#shadowhunters tv#show alec is superior#show magnus is superior#show malec is superior#It’s really not as special when you think about how Alec is worried about jace all the time and this is only the third time jace ia#is concerned about Alec like it’s actually sad#putting anti cc on all show shadowhunter posts because i don’t want an pro book fans hating on my shit#izzy kills me in this scene#show izzy is superior#shadowhunter show is superior#writers were probably like we should at least attempt to make jace a little likable#still didn’t work though#marking this as 2x10
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It's femslash february isn't it, just remembered that, it's a joyful time where we should all think about Lady Mowbray not being able to fully get a taste of Celia, so instead she has fun with Miss Gwendolyn Bouchard, for reasons
#Gwen is now my favourite little doll sorry not sorry gwen#the magnus protocol#I think Celia/Helen has lots of potential as far as fucked up ladies ship go#although by god i'd read a story where protocol Georgie is falling for this woman#who needs her help and is also strongwill and wont say shit#because Georgie has a type in every universe etc.#and meanwhile Celia is like. oh. you're my anchor you're my saviour you're not my prophet and yet you stop me from drowning#again#im afraid i need Alice to be fucked up about Samama Khalid the most#alice/gwen actually the HEALTHY ship SOMEHOW for me now
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Girl I’m sorry that is what we call a logical fallacy though I do understand why you are making it as you are a cop
#this is my absolute first impression of him. the only thing I know about him#going in is that he apparently is actually a little guy in a suit? which could ofc be entirely wrong I have a shit memory and you can never#really trust the internet#uh the issue is…….#Spotlight: Ultra Magnus#sorry if any of his fans see this. assuming they exist. he’s not got great vibes so far
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