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More cats! This obsession will never stop-
I only realized halfway through that @ultramarinaa already made an official cat!sasha deign but I was so attached to the tabby and I really wanted Tim to be grey so I cheated. I guess this is just my own headcannon of it-
I mostly did this for my own reference though so itās not too serious I guess
Anyway Elias is miserable with all his cat employees and Jon is a silly little guy who doesnāt know how to cat
#also the reason I was so attached to Tim being gray is bc I was basing him off of my aunts cat#who is the MOST HIMBO ASS CAT IVE EVER SEEN#he is dumb as rocks and named Thomas#he lickes dust off the air vents and has a jaw that can cut glass#I have never seen a cat I would describe as āhandsomeā but he is#stupid little shit#I love you and your thigh highs socks markings#the magnus archives#tma#cat!jon#jonathan sims#tma fanart#cat!martin#cat!sasha#cat!tim
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As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings
#i didn't sign the one I actually colored but it's fucking fine I guess I'll redraw it later anyways#I am never satisfied when I color my shit in fr#martin blackwood you are the realest of the fucking real for asking your man to eldritch-equivelent block someone cuz youre jealous#hate him all you want he's out here speaking the truth#he wants that twink obliterated because he's jealous and he is not ashamed to admit it!#i have so many thoughts and feelings about s5 so far that I must commit to paper hruyggnm#one of which being that Jon is wearing martins flannel in the fucking eminem pose I drew him in#it's the little things I say as I go ever so slightly more insane#my art#the magnus archives#tma season four#tma season 5#tma#tma spoilers#tma fanart#tma podcast#the magnus pod#martin blackwood#jonathan sims the archivist#jonathan sims#jon sims#god i hope those tags arent for the real ass dude#jonny why did you name the poor meow meow after youself man why#jonmartin#good god what is their ship name#jmart#tma jmart#jmart fanart#āceaseless watcher. show me this guy's ballsā#please do not do that I'm quoting a meme
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Snap: *draws a Megaman-inspired Magneto*
Me: ...Perfect modernization.
wait now that its not 3AM i can do you one Slightly better
bonus:
#xmen#xmen comics#magneto#erik lehnsherr#erik magnus lehnsherr#max eisenhardt#snap sketches#this is legitimately the most self indulgent thing ever ive been wanting to draw magneto like a robot master for months vjAELKJAE#i thought about adding the little 'ears' robot masters/reploids have but not this time#whats funny is that during my initial redesigning i WANTED to pay homage to erik's trench coat look buuuutt i couldnt figure how#so thank you sigma for. letting me steal your shit vjELKAEJ#i havent drawn megaman characters in like. years good lord- whats funny is that magnetman Was one of my faves to draw#which doesnt mean much since i loved drawing pretty much all the robot masters equally LMAOOO#i remember some freak got pressed at me for doodling metalman during class once like dawg what is your problem#bruv leave me ALONE let me draw you are not my mom#anyway. as i said last night i dont have my usual evening class so i figured id fill the time doodlin these#they didnt take long- i think thats why i like drawing This magneto outfit so much#reminds me of my megaman doodlin days ... also it's genuinely just quick as hell WHICH. makes sense#all that done im done megaman-inspired posting thank you for the opportunity anon im glad you appreciated it :]]#im gonna go eat now my tummy rumblin. theeeeeeen i guess ill drive home ???? i guess.#it's almost saturday so that means i get to post more asks- ive been hoarding them throughout the week#so i apologize if some people have been waitin i PROMISE i havent been ignoring i just wanna draw somethin for it </3#ok im eating now BYYYYYYEEE
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tma au where the apocalypse ritual doesnāt work because thereās one (1) typo in the statement document at the very end. Like Jon reads the whole ritual but it fails because the last line says āI opem the doorā and so the door opems (not a real word in English) instead of opening and from then on any time Jonah Magnus shows āhisā face (not actually his, because he is old and a face-stealing whore) in public everyone points and laughs at him for making a typo in the evil fear apocalypse ritual
#tma#the magnus archives#heād totally be into that shit too#that evil old man with his voyeuristic eldritch eyeball fetishā¦.#heād probably be like āoho! the loathing and judgment of everyone around me is going straight toā¦.the penisā¦.what jolly good time!ā#or however British people talk idk#sorry but yāall talk a little silly. always talking about ātaking the pissā#what the FUCK are you bastards doing with all that piss???#I know youāre up to something. something involving all that piss#you wonāt get away with it. not this time#can anyone hear me?
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I have Tim Stoker Thoughts.
He is so obviously an older brother.
He cares and he looks out for everyone he can. He tries to help and to warn, yet when they stop listening to him he nods, steps back and watches. He lets them make their own mistakes.
He lives and dies for his brother. He sacrifices his career to learn what happened to his little brother. Then he dies to avenge his little brother.
He puts his younger sibling above all others.
It does not matter if they got along in the end, they are siblings and he would kill to have his brother back.
In the end he thanks Jon for the chance to get back at those who killed his brother.
He thanks Jon because no matter how angry he is at Jon the man helped him avenge Danny's death.
#the magnus archives#tma#Tim Stoker#tim stoker analysis#I really like Tim#Also this man is so relatable#I too would kill evil clowns for my little brother#even if he's an annoying little shit a good 97% of the time#Older siblings#Sometimes you just gotta kill a bunch of evil clowns for your younger brother
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Litteraly everyone in this podcast knows WAY more than they're letting on and it's driving me insane
#i mean this in a good way#its a good thing#BUT ALICE WHAT DO YOU KNOW???#WHAT DOES THE TAPE RECORDER MEAN TO YOU?#HELLO???#She was definitely at the institute program longer then Sam was#i think its why she doesnt want him to look into the truth#why was Celia seemingly so chill around lady Mowbray?#she just seemed angry i would be screaming and crying#maybe she lost her fear after her encounters with the fears like Georgie?#and GWEN#does she know lady mowbray?#this why i dont like gwen#you guys think shes a wet cat and want her to be okay?#i want to grab her by the collar and scream WHAT DO YOU KNOW YOU PRIVILEGED SHIT???#Alice is the only pathetic little mew mew i need in my life#Sam is maybe the only character who doesnt know more than hes letting on#I mean he trauma dumped his entire tragic backstory on the FIRST DATE#i dont think hes capable of retaining information without immediately blabbing it to everybody#so ummmm... this post got away from me..#look i got shit to say about this ep#the magnus protocol#tmagp#tmagp 15#samama khalid#alice dyer#celia ripley#gwen bouchard#tmagp 15 spoilers
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āSasha.ā He murmurs into her mouth. āYes.ā She confirms. Itās me ā I know ā Me too ā Youāre welcome ā like a cold reader. The kind of con he would have laughed out of the Institute. But his headās worn down, his heart even moreso. Heās tired of thinking. āā John has one assistant he still trusts.
woe, spooky little john(not!)sasha thing i wrote be upon ye
#scrawlings#the magnus archives#tma#tma fanfic#jonsasha#johnsasha#jonathan sims#john sims#sasha james#not!sasha#this is real rough around the edges i miiiiight rewrite it when i get further into tma but also i had to get it outta my head or i'd die#hence why i didnt post it til now i was like Do i want this public-public lol#plus i haveeee a lot of other writing on my plate just in general rn haha#ringing my little bell. why is johnsasha a rarepair iv been going insane abt them for like 3 days#(only a bit into season 2 no spoilies) the john+not!sasha dynamic makes me insane.#what if you were a paranoid piece of shit and you had one person you trusted and That Happened To Her#but you still trust her completely. and part of it is because of how little you can trust anybody else#and so you are most susceptible to what's happening because you're in a downward spiral and will cling to any#validation on your backwards thinking. god
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happy 3 years since accomplice everyone
#id in alt#holy shit lesbians#man sure hope one doesnt have to kill the other#i was told by 3 separate people im insane while drawing this for doing all my texturing and mark making by hand#i mean#theyre probably right#so yes every single little line you see was handrawn#by yours truly#mag179#tma#the magnus archives#tma spoilers#basira hussain#daisy tonner#daisira#tma fanart#fanart#avery draws
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#what if you said i want more dp content#and i told you#the magnus archives#epsiode 160#the eye opens#jonathan sims#the archivist#the archive#i just got through the season 4 finale and started on season 5#so no spoilers#but holy shit#im losing kt#i need him dead#metal pipe needs a comeback#but also can he just get to rest to be happy for a little bit#PLEASE#mag 160#jon sims#jon sims fanart#mag fanart#tma podcast#tma fanart#tma spoilers#tma jon#tma#ceaseless watcher#biting anybody who gets to close to my enclosure rn#also pleaseeeeee i need some jmart comfory#they could be perfect#fuck johna magnus
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Yesterday I listened to s1, ep33 of The Magnus Archives and itās the first time I hear Tim and I just have to say how dare he talk to the defiantly sleep deprived archivist like that. The little shit picking on the fact that he mixed up a couple of numbers, so what if he did sometimes that just happens
Please tell me that at some point Iāll start to like Tim because at the moment I would gladly slap him in the face if I had the chance
In other news please ignore the back of Timās head in this drawing Iām pretty sure this is the first time that Iāve actually ever drawn the back of someoneās head who has short hair. if anyone has any tips on how to draw the back of someoneās head I will gladly listen <3
#jonathan sims#the magnus institute#the magnus pod#the magnus archives#fanart#tim stoker#magpod#the Magnus archives fanart#tma podcast#tma fanart#Tim stoker you little shit#Jonathan sims fanart#tim stoker fanart#Rusty quil#My art#Tma
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ok gen question abt tma.
why the archives. like girl archival is such a lame job. no fucking wonder you got a wet cat of an Archivist, someone who works in archival is inherently gonna be a wet cat. ask stupid questions (who wants to work in my archives?) get stupid answers (the most pathetic Special Little Boy to ever work at your institute)
#coming from someone whos gonna have an archival/library job#girl you couldve picked any other department to find your human sacrifice to all dread powers#āoh its cause tye archivist reads all the statements and sees the fear of all the statement giversā ok??#it could just as easily be the person who takes the statements#AND then theres actually ppl there for the eye to Eat or whatever#you couldve picked the research guys bc they get into the most dangerous shit#they get to interact w the statement givers and see how the fear shaped them#and go get the evidences of the supernatural bss#new headcanon that the only reason the eye picked the archivist to be its Special Little Guy is because it has a cool title#like you cant be intimidating when your title is āthe Researcherā or āthe Interviewerā or āthe Receptionistā#the magnus archives#tma#the archivist#the beholding#the eye
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"Four weirdos in a basement reading scary stories. Dream job."
Celia Ripley
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actually how did the conversation between Alec and Magnus go after cog. because Magnus definitely would have asked about Jace & if it's actually a resolved issue because otherwise nothing's changed. only for Alec to go "yeah turns out he's actually my brother. oops. also he's going by Lightwood now."
#alec lightwood & his incest crimes š it's okay I still love him#although I will say#the way very early on its established Jace and Izzy are siblings & are disgusted by any suggestion otherwise will always be a little funny#if alec hadn't figured his shit out when he did.... could you imagine lmao#alec lightwood#magnus bane#jace herondale#jace lightwood#jace wayland#bella talks#the mortal instruments#tmi#tsc#the shadowhunter chronicles#malec#city of glass
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season 2, episode 10 part 2 continued MALECS FIRST I LOVE YOU āby the light of dawnā
18. continuing the Raphael and Izzy moment
19. Raphael: this is new for me
20. well thatās embarrassing lmao but I love that they kept Raphael asexual. and Iām sort of looking into this for myself- but not every asexual person wants to cuddle or kiss but some in relationships do. like itās more of an emotional connection and not a physical attraction. so either they didnāt want Raphael to engage in any physical activity or they just didnāt know what the fuck to do with his character
21. ah shit, I guess I forgot these from the last episode
22. Iām sorry but this scene is so funny to me because Izzy is like are all vampires this way??????
23. Raphael is so pretty
24. Izzy is also very pretty here (MY BI ASS CANT TAKE IT)
25. IM SORRY BUT IZZY THINKING BEING A VAMPIRE CHANGED RAPHAEL LIKE GIRL STOP LMAO
26. yes itās Alec because heās a concerned brother
27. Izzy: this is too much for me I need to lie down
28. Raphael is wrong for lying to Izzy and hiding her phone but I see why he did it. ever since Raphael has been a vampire, heās always tried to keep his people safe. but itās still wrong the way he went about things
29. well this is the first time jace has asked Alec first how he is. Jace has called Alec on three separate occasions since the first episode and always asked something from Alec first so this is new. I hate on jace because this is the third time out of 23 episodes. Alec has almost died four times so far and jace has only seemed concerned with half of them. Jace put Alec first when Alec got attacked by a forsaken, when he had to use his parabatai connection in parabatai lost, and now. itās really not that special if we are 23 episodes and heās only been caring to Alec in three major ones. while Alec always knows something is wrong with Jace and has put him first many more times
also Alec is just holding a weapon and heās the hottest on the show this isnāt up for debate
will do a third part maybe later today āØ
#anti cassandra clare#anti cc#just my stupid opinions#alec lightwood#magnus bane#anti jace herondale#shadowhunters tv#show alec is superior#show magnus is superior#show malec is superior#Itās really not as special when you think about how Alec is worried about jace all the time and this is only the third time jace ia#is concerned about Alec like itās actually sad#putting anti cc on all show shadowhunter posts because i donāt want an pro book fans hating on my shit#izzy kills me in this scene#show izzy is superior#shadowhunter show is superior#writers were probably like we should at least attempt to make jace a little likable#still didnāt work though
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Girl Iām sorry that is what we call a logical fallacy though I do understand why you are making it as you are a cop
#this is my absolute first impression of him. the only thing I know about him#going in is that he apparently is actually a little guy in a suit? which could ofc be entirely wrong I have a shit memory and you can never#really trust the internet#uh the issue isā¦ā¦.#Spotlight: Ultra Magnus#sorry if any of his fans see this. assuming they exist. heās not got great vibes so far
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i finished season 4 of magnus archives and i am NOT okay
everyone's traumatized, but 4 lesbians, a muffin gay and a terrified asexual got a little win so that's good
#the magnus archives#tma#MELANIE MY BELOVED YOU DESERVE A GOOD LIFE#AND BASIRA YOU BETTER FIND YOUR RABID GIRLFRIEND#MARTIN AND JON REALLY JUST STARTED GETTING COMFY AND HAPPY AND THEN EVERYTHING IMMEDIATELY WENT TO SHITS#i dislike lukas SO MUCH#elias can suck a dick honestly he's such a piece of shit#ii'm happy that jane came back for a little bit that was made specifically for me because i am number one jane stan#and helen is honestly pretty cool altho i still like michael a bit more than her#but its funny how michael was like āhere is a door for you go open itā#āit's closedāāno it' can't be closedā āYOU TRY ITā āWHA???ā#fucking peak comedy i am sorry#iAND THAT WAS THE LAST TIME WE'VE HEARD OF HIM (at least as far as i'm aware) IT'S SO FUNNY
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