scribeofpnakotis
scribeofpnakotis
will the real asenath waite please stand up
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scribeofpnakotis · 10 hours ago
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bucky has a disability??
he doesn’t have an arm.
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scribeofpnakotis · 13 hours ago
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being on the aro spectrum would be a lot easier if being single wasn’t made to feel like a literal death sentence
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scribeofpnakotis · 1 day ago
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Can you ship cities? I think Eskew and Palimpsest would have crazy chemistry
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scribeofpnakotis · 1 day ago
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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
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scribeofpnakotis · 1 day ago
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I drew the gang,
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scribeofpnakotis · 1 day ago
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I am still absolutely obsessed with the slur song. Some poor HR manager in Aotearoa has no idea they inadvertently created the gay pride banger of the century. It's everything "Born This Way" was trying to be.
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scribeofpnakotis · 1 day ago
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Being non-binary is like instead of having an angel and a demon on ur shoulder u have a faggot and a dyke
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scribeofpnakotis · 1 day ago
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fact: when pidgin dialects involve english, -glish becomes the suffix, eg: chinglish, konglish, hinglish fact: slash pair name order puts the top first and the bottom second, eg: deancas vs casdean conclusion: english is an uke language and that’s why we have an omegaverse, not an alphaverse
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scribeofpnakotis · 1 day ago
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i’m starting a collection
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scribeofpnakotis · 2 days ago
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I’m going to the conservatory and the zoo tomorrow; treating myself like a blue-haired senior who needs to be bused from her retirement home to on weekends for cultural enrichment.
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scribeofpnakotis · 2 days ago
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play fun math games at www.deadwife.com
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scribeofpnakotis · 2 days ago
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Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”
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scribeofpnakotis · 2 days ago
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This fucking bird is a better dad than mine
Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.
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scribeofpnakotis · 2 days ago
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just saw the perforated baton rope making demonstration video for the first time and i 😲
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scribeofpnakotis · 2 days ago
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people who don’t wear glasses will never understand the absolute humiliation of dropping your glasses under your bed or in a dark area and feeling around on all fours muttering “my glasses…. where are my glasses” like fucking Velma Dinkley and thinking to yourself BOY WOULD THIS BE A LOT EASIER IF I COUKD FUCKING SEE
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scribeofpnakotis · 2 days ago
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end of january affirmations
im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me
there must be a place for me in this world because here i am
my art doesnt suck
instagram is nothing to me
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scribeofpnakotis · 2 days ago
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This person needs to be arrested im going to cry
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