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barking-up-that-tree · 1 year ago

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ok gen question abt tma.

why the archives. like girl archival is such a lame job. no fucking wonder you got a wet cat of an Archivist, someone who works in archival is inherently gonna be a wet cat. ask stupid questions (who wants to work in my archives?) get stupid answers (the most pathetic Special Little Boy to ever work at your institute)

#coming from someone whos gonna have an archival/library job #girl you couldve picked any other department to find your human sacrifice to all dread powers #“oh its cause tye archivist reads all the statements and sees the fear of all the statement givers” ok??#it could just as easily be the person who takes the statements #AND then theres actually ppl there for the eye to Eat or whatever #you couldve picked the research guys bc they get into the most dangerous shit #they get to interact w the statement givers and see how the fear shaped them #and go get the evidences of the supernatural bss #new headcanon that the only reason the eye picked the archivist to be its Special Little Guy is because it has a cool title #like you cant be intimidating when your title is “the Researcher” or “the Interviewer” or “the Receptionist”#the magnus archives #tma #the archivist #the beholding #the eye

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