#Madness Exeller

[dark-mobien34]

NU: branches team (NU!murder time)

NU: branches all of the ocs are by me (DarkOfSnow34/Dark-Mobien34)

Original NU is by "Jaiz Koys"

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Honestly, Exelle is just wanting to make Knuckles mad at this point. Obviously knuckles isn’t gonna trust a literal war machine, but he’s starting to think that Exelle doesn’t know everything about himself

Would it be a good or bad thing to tell him what’s inside?

[jeremiahslaugh]

Cam and his characters having a night at a haunted house

Jeffrey: *crashing everything down with his baseball bat*

Corey: JEFFREY YOU WILL WAKE UP THE GHOSTS!

Jeffrey: *hits Corey*

Corey: *starts crying*

Jeremiah: *throwing them both out of the house* You two will get us killed. *locking the door*

Cal: Guys, who the fuck invited Winthrop to this party? He's literally a baby.

Winthrop: I'm 8.

Cal: Still a kid tho.

Cam: He's probably only one I can count on if the ghosts are trying to kill us.

Jerome: Not if I kill him first :)

Winthrop: *screams scared*

Everyone: SHHHHHH!!!

Jerome: *chuckles quietly*

Ian: *hits Jerome, mad*

Jerome: OWWWW- *Jeremiah covers his mouth*

Jeremiah: For god's sake Jerome, shut up.

Jerome: *frowns*

Cam: Jerome I'll tie you up and let the ghosts kill you if you do any Shit!

Chris: I swear, Jerome's so annoying..

Jeremiah: exCUSE ME?! I'm the only one who is allowed to call my brother annoying!

Mason: Okay, so you're both annoying then.

Ian: Hey Guys, we can lock the Valeskas up in the basement and leave them there for death.

Jerome: :o

Jeremiah: :O

Winthrop: But that's really mean :(

Cam: No one will lock up anyone! We're a team and we stick together!

Ian: Fine, whatever..

Chris: Guys, I just heard a noise..

Winthrop: That was Chad, he's always weird.

Jeremiah: Gentlemen, watch me doing a ritual to call Satan.

Mason: Like you're so smart to call the devil-

Jeremiah: *starts doing a ritual which seems to work*

Cam: Jeremiah NO!

Cal: Jerome, can you stop him please?!

Jerome: I think he's doing an exellent job :)

Chris: We're all gonna die..

Ian: No, not if we just leave.

Winthrop: Good idea.

Jerome: You guys are cowards.

Ian: No, we just don't want to die, Dummy!

Jerome: Call me dummy again and I will cut your throat, you bipolar freak!

Ian: *near tears* That's IT! I'M LEAVING! DEAL WITH YOUR GHOSTS ALONE! *leaves*

Cam: Yep, time to leave.

Everyone, except Jerome & Miah: *leaves*

Jeremiah: *finishes the ritual* OH SHIT IT ACTUALLY WORKED!

Jerome: Wasn't that the plan?!

Jeremiah: NO I THOUGHT I WAS JUST PLAYING AROUND, BRO!

Jerome: OH!

Jeremiah: YOU IDIOT! WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?!

Satan: *appears*

Jerome&Miah: *hugging each other, screaming*

[salty-lemon-shark-from-the-sea]

Maya and the Three/ Skele-twins (Bone & Skull) x (god/goddess of the forge reader)

(I still can't find any writing for them, so I'm taking matters into my own hands)

“Please Lord Mictlan I beg you!” Acat pleads on her knees hands together asking for a second chance from failing her mission to get Maya.

Gasps go around the room as Lord Mictlan’s face becomes displeased, growing his claw longer. Right before he could pierce her heart and she could attack the door burst open.

“Apologies my Lord for my tardiness, but I bring you the weapons you have asked for!” you call out carrying a heavy golden trunk with a skull lock on it. “Ah, (Reader) your just in time!” Mictlan shouts before getting back to business.

“What's going on? Where’s Maya?” you ask placing the box down not picking up the tension in the air as you wipe your sweat. Looking around you see everyone with worried looks as Mictlan’s nail digs slightly deeper on Acat’s chest.

“Now wait a minute,” you say stepping towards the two. “Why waste a good helper?” you ask looking the girl up and down sizing her up. “She has failed her mission and is now begging for a second chance,” Lord Mictlan explains moving his nail under her chin.

“You any good at fighting girl?” you inquire. “Y-yes?” Acat answers distressed and surprised by what's going on. “Great! Then let me take her and have her test my weapons and armor!” you exclaim smiling. Picking her off the ground and putting her back on her feet dusting off her shoulders.

“Why?” Lord Mictlan growls mad that he doesn't get to kill. “Tragic really, my mortal slave died when I was testing one of your weapons my Lord, and I wish for a new one,” you explain in a sad tone. “Come on, she might die in the testing process anyway, just she’ll have to suffer longer,” you push.

“Hmm, well alright, just for you amigo(a),” Mictlan says. “Exellent, then let me show you your new weapons and I shall go back to the forge to make you more my Lord,” you say walking over and opening the chest with a key revealing three jade swords with jagged edges that could cut rock.

“You never cease to amaze me (Reader),” he exclaims chuckling darkly as he picks one up. “If this pleases you then I shall be on my way,” you say throwing Acat over your shoulder as you head back to your home. A bony hand reaching out for yours but missing.

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“Put me down!” Acat orders once you're both out of earshot and walk on the path to the Forge. “Bossy for someone who just got saved,” you comment placing her down. “Why’d you do it?” she ask keeping pace with you.

“What do you mean?” you question walking through a lava puddle. “Why did you save me and not leave me to die?” Acat clarifies avoiding puddles. “Oh, cause I need a new dummy to test my weapons and armor,” you answer wanting to conversation to end as you open the Forge’s giant stone doors.

The main room had mini ponds with lava pouring from holes in the wall. Small curved windows go around the top of the Forge. Baskets of different minerals, metals, and jewels adorn the wall. A giant anvil in the center with carvings on the sides. A shelf full of different hammers and tools. Chest in any open corner of the room filled with what could only be weapons and jewelry.

To the side laid a red door with a decorative arch over it. “That's my room,” you point. “You may not enter it unless I am in there or it's truly an emergency,” you say walking over to a set of doors on the opposite side. The doors were purple with a less derivative arch as yours. “Here is the guest room since you are a goddess you may stay here; I'm sure the two won't care,” you say opening the door.

The room had two queen beds with a closet and chest for each. One side had slightly messy purple bed covers and canopies with red pillows whereas the other one was the opposite with a more messy red bed and canopies with purple pillows. “Normally my test dummies will sleep on a mat in another room with some food and bedding, so as long you keep the room clean and don't break anything you may stay,” you say breaking the silence.

“Pick a bed and get some rest you must be tired,” you say turning to leave. “Tomorrow I will have you test out some weapons I've been working on,” you finish closing the door and getting to work on some new earrings. Tuning out the sound of Acat throwing a fit and breaking items. “Their not going to like this,” you mumble getting some gold nuggets and dipping your hand in a lava pool before going to a stone table to work.

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The night was creeping into the Underworld. In the Lord Mictlan temple, other gods and goddesses were leaving for their own temples to rest and get ready for tomorrow. Quickly two skeletons dash through the path to the Forge, avoiding puddles and jumping to the side of the building, going through a window into a room with a purple door.

Different blankets and pillows laid on the floor mostly ripped up. The closet was wide open with random items of clothing thrown about. “*gasp* What happened sister?” Bone asks sliding down the wall, her sister joining her on the ground.

“Who’s there?!” Acat calls forming her tattoos into swords. “We could ask you the same!” Skull shouts back both sisters grabbing their swords. Running forward ganging up on Acta and knocking her back into the wall.

“Why are you in our room?” Skull ask pointing her sword under Acat's chin. “What cat got your tongue?” Bone adds causing both of the sisters to laugh. “This isn't your room. (Reader) gave it to me,” Acat answers slashing both of the sisters back. “Psh, yeah, and why would they do that?” Bone ask. “Because I'm a goddess to them,” Acat says pushing their buttons.

Charging forward the sisters jump apart going on both sides of Acat trying to slash her. Try her best to block herself Acat then uses her ink to make wings appear pushing both the twins back.

“How long do you really think you'll last?” Skull inquiries bouncing back up. “What are you asking, skinny?” Acat hisses lunching forward and slicing at the two with her snake swords. “Acat the goddess of tattoos, is not wanted in the underworld unless she's being used for someone’s gain,” Skull says faking sadness as she jumps out of the way. “But not needed in the human world, and the only one who loved her,” Bone adds cutting Acat’s leg.

”Doesn’t even want you over a half breed!” they both shout knocking her snake swords away. “Edmit it Acat, (Reader) is only doing this cause they pity you,” one of the sisters says. “Shut up!” Acat shouts frustrated by all of the down talk. Lunging forward she lunches daggers at both of them tearing a large hole in Bone’s shirt and knocking Skull’s earring off.

“Why you!” Bone shouts rushing forward before getting pick up from the back. “Hey out me down I was about to slash her!” she groans still trying to swing at Acat. “I would prefer you don't kill my helper on the first night,” you say.

“Why is she in our room?” Skull asks venom dripping from her voice. “I couldn't have her sleep on a thin mat like my other helpers,” you explain. “Well we can,” Bone adds. “*sign* Moving on, why is the room such a mess?” you ask placing Bone down and raising a brow at Acat who looks away.

”They attacked your Highness,” Acat answered pointing a finger at the two small goddesses now fighting for the earring behind you. Grabbing the earring yourself you stand back up ignoring the protest. “Why would you destroy your old room?” you ask them. “She destroyed it first!” Skull shouts. “Alright alright, I don't care who did it just have it fixed 'cause you're going to have to stay in the servant's quarters,” you warm Acat heading to the door.

“There's bandages in one of the chests if you didn't already destroy it,” you say jokingly before heading out the door. “Good night Acat!” you call out. “Good night (Reader),” Acat answers smirking at the two sisters jumping onto one of the beds. Grabbing her sword Bone gets ready to ponce on the smug goddess. “Come on,” you say grabbing her and carrying her to your own room Skull at your heel.

“I don't like her,” Bone hisses as you place her on the bed. “Why?” you ask examining her torn shirt for any sigh of harm. “She too smug and spoiled,” Skull adds leaning on your back. “So like you two?” you ask smiling at their brief shocked expressions.

Heading to your closet you grab a random shirt you had left over. “Here, for the night so you're not sleeping in torn clothes,” you offer the shirt to Bone. Taking it she jumps over to the corner with a curtain to change. Kneeling down you reach in your pocket and hand Skull her earring while taking her hat and kissing her forehead.

“Don’t steal from me mi amor,” you say dumping the hat to reveal some rings you made for Lady Miche. Placing the hat on a hook you take off your apron and boots before falling back on the bed. Placing her weapons and sash in a chest, Skull joins you lying down and staring at the ceiling.

“I say we throw her in a lava pool,” she says messing with her hair. “For Mictlan’s sake what is up with you two and hating her,” you groan sitting up, Skull taking the opportunity to occupy your lap. “Despise would be a better word,” Bone corrects placing her weapons, sash, and torn shirt in a chest and hanging her hat before shortly joining your side.

“Fine,” you sigh. “Why do you despise her so much?” you ask rubbing Bone’s back. “I don't know,” they both answer trying to distract themselves. “You aren't jealous of her are you?” you ask jokingly. “No!” They both shout Skull hitting you with a pillow and Bone gabbing your side.

“Ow! Okay okay, if that's what you want me to believe,” you laugh and fall back taking them both down with you, causing all of you to go into a small laughing fit. “Alright if you don't want to tell me fine, but don't kill her,” you order snapping your fingers as the lava starts to cool causing the lights to dim.

“No promises,” Skulls says. “At least let her last a week,” you say thinking back to your last helper. The twins can get easily jealous if someone who has your attention for too long, and let's say humans are weak and need a lot of help. “Fine, for you mi amor,” Skull complies kissing your cheek before curling into your side to go to sleep.

“Bone?” you ask. “Alright, a week, but if she gets too cocky I won't promise anything,” she warns pointing a finger at you. “I can work with that,” you say kissing her forehead. “Goodnight (Reader),” she says kissing you back before curling into your other side.

“Good night you two,” you say starting to booze off yourself hearing a faint good night from Skull. This is going to be a long week.

(Not my best, but there like no Maya and the three x reader works beside Zatz. So here's my tribute to the manipulative Skele-twins)

[popculturebuffet]

Monthly Muppet Madness: Sesame Street Luis and Maria Valentine's Day Special (Comission for Emma Fici)

Happy valentine's day all you happy people and welcome back to monthly muppet madness. All the muppets you can handle once a month. And for this special day of love and chocolate we're going down to sesame street to look at the love story and wedding of Luis and Maria.

Now this one was a bit of a challenge for two reasons: the first is that my Seasame Street knowledge is limited: i know the 2010's decently enough as I watched a ton of it when my niece and nephew were toddlers, and I reviewed Follow that Bird last year, which was exellent.. but I really don't know who most of the cast are as characters outside of the major muppets and even some of those escape me as many have been phased out over the years. I mean why they don't use the two headed monster ine verything is beyond me, he's a two headed monster> that's awesome.

Thankfully the muppet wiki is super expansive so if like me you didn't know these characters going into this article yoru great. If you did, well... go get some juice or a pop while I fill in the blanks.

Luis and Maria were both introduced in season 3 of Seasame street and lasted all the way to 2015. Luis was introduced as the owner of the local fixit shop, a kind man who fixed bikes, toasters what have you. He also fixed them for Snuffy before knowing he was real. They were dropped off and picked up by... oh let's say moe. He's notable for playing the longest lasting mexican american roll on a television series and Seasame Street celebrated his heritage frequently. Sesame Street did not fuck around and I appricate that. Maria was introduced as a local teen who worked at the library, aging in real time and quickly becoming a young adult. She soon started working with Luis at the fixit shop, getting hired by simply pitching in when he was too busy to actually listen to her ask for a job and being hired on the spot as it helped with his work load. She later asked for a raise... only to not only get THAT but be promoted to partner.

So the two already had a working relationship and friendship when Sonia Manzano, Maria's Actress, got pregnant. Rather than dance around it Seasame Street decided to integrate the story, but since it was the 80's by the time of this pregnancy, they also needed Maria to get married first because GASP apparently kids couldn't handle the idea of a single parent. Or a multiracial couple as her previous love intrest David, was also ruled out though the why is a bit murky: One documentary said his actor was leaving anyway , another said he was devistated. I wouldn't rule out an 80's tv show avoiding an interracial marriage to avoid scandal.. but I also think Seasame Street was progressive enough to try it anyway, so i'm inclined to belivie the actor simply wasn't avaliable, especailly since the idea was pitched by Carol Spinney's wife Debra and passed on to Caroll himself. Given the two characters were already close as friends, buisness partners and on good terms, having them do the relationship upgrade makes some sense: while friends to lovers CAN be really tricky, here it just feels wholesome: like two people who were simply friends for a long time, caught feelings eventually and fell in love.

So today we'll be covering the two realizing their in love and thent heir wedding day. I wish I had something for the middle but Sesame Street.. is hard to track down these days. Most of it WAS on max.. but Max being max, a lot of it was removed and digtially most of seasame street is best of compliations and what not. There really isn't a consitent, episode by episode archive for the show that I found. So I found two complitions on youtube covering parts of this storyline. I am sorry that I coudln't find a more in depth one covering the whole thing up to the wedding, and would be glad to cover more of their story in the future. For now though let's tell the timeless tale of man and woman brought together by two 5 year olds asking difficult questions.

Part 1: In Love So the Luis and Maria story has a LOT of parts to it, and like I said I could only find so much on youtube. I tried archive of our own too, no luck. So before this the two started growing from friends to something more after tending to a baby bird... and not the normal one they tend to what lives in the back of their store.

The building feelings pay off here.. but first what most people come to seasame street for: two five year olds arguing: while playing Cowboys, Big Bird wants to go Eha Eha, and Snuffy wants to go Eha Eha Eha. Somehow it's far from the most gripping cowboy dillema i've seen

Gordon easily solves the issue and the two get their eha's on when they notice Maria and Luis holding hands. We don't see it because they only have a set for that part of sesame street, but it leaves the boys confused and they decide to go ask the adults up front.

Luis and Maria.. have no adquate explination for why they were holding hands and i'ts hilarous, mostly beause it feels so REAL. Kids will oftne ask questions that end up super awkward simply because they don't know any better. The two REALLY don't know how to answer this, saying adults do it because they like each other not because they need to, but not sure how they feel about each other. Until an idea hits

But since it would they instead realize their in love and go to tell each other and we get a really sweet well done shot as we look in on the fixit store through it's window as the two confess. it's some really well done acting and really cute.. then they shut the curtain so all of sesame street dosen't see their live sex celebration.

That night Big BIrd asks when their getting married which panics the two especially since you know THEY JUST STARTED DATING. Again it works because it's a harmless kid thing and Big Bird is just a giant toddler. But he bets they will

And he's right though there's according to the wiki a whole ass arc where everyone in sesame street is pressuring the two to get married. I mean Delgado's pregnancy is part of why they speed it up and as a show for younger kids they don't have to really get into emotional complexity... buuuuut it dosen't make it any less hilarous that all the muppets are wondering when this couple's going to get hitched already depsite being none of thier buisness.

Eventually Luis proposes, we get some planning and now it's time for the wedding.

Part 2: It's Your Wedding Day

So we get to the wedding, as everyone prepares: Maria's been so nervous she can't sleep while Luiz

Maria talks to linda, her bestie and just the best. Linda is kinda sorta dating bob, the og sesame street human and local teacher, the two even getting a mental duet about possibly getting maried and Linda catching the boquet. Both of these things go nowhere but given the two never married anyone else, I like to think they just had a quiet wedding officiated by kermit off screen.

Anyways everyone prepares for the wedding day with a big fucking musical number, as you should, and then has the wedding to one as the soon to be weds panic internally, the various adults and their relatives sing about how in love they are , and Oscar hopes fo ra fight because of course he does. Also elmo looks like Oscar slipped him about 80 ounces of cocaine because he is TRIPPING BALLS the entire cermony while panicking about dropping the rings.

Hey kids, just a life lesson if the garbage monster on your street offers you cocaine to help you relax before a wedding, don't take it. he's probably just wnatin ga laugh at your expense. Also just.. don't give 5 year olds cocaine. That's not a good thing to do. And don't shake them.. unless your Larry david then that sorta thing is just expected of you and you'll be dealt with later.

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The wedding ends up working an dis beautiful. Also oscar the grouch somehow got a plus one, his girlfriend grungetta who i'm somehow just finding out exists. Oscar was getting it on the reg and not ONE of you fuckers thought it was a good idea to tell me. Good for him. A reception is held and everyone is happy... well almost everyone.

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!

[twotailednekomata]

Guess what I was up too ( =｀ω´= )

A few days ago, I wanted to check out the latest Clangen update. However, the majority of the clans I have has some level of a big plot point or story commitment that I didn't want to screw up so...

Meet AClan (colloquially known as GullClan)! I originally wanted to nicknamed it 'SeagullClan' but quickly realised it was too much of a mouthful for me

Long story short, this was supposed to be a dummy clan to transfer one of my older clans onto (before that no longer became necessary) and it ended up lingering in my saves before I decided to finally play it recently.

I also recently learned that MSP doodles are fun and a great way to warm up with digital art so I smushed that with Clangen and, boom, MSP kitty madness ฅ(ﾐ ゝ ᆽ ＾ ﾐ)∫

Introduction to founding cats under the cut (I will explain the doodle board in the reblogs)

Also, if anybody has tips on how to export MSP saves in a way that keeps the pixels sharp and clean (& not a blurred mess) please let me know ˄·͈༝·͈˄ So far, the best idea I have is to copy & paste the save into Krita and export it from there ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Leader and Deputy

First one up is our loveable granma: Warmstar (Formally Warmdawn)! She cares so much for her rambunctious clan and treats them all like her children (✿ >ω<)♡

Next up is our deputy ♥ I believe GullClan has a tradition of appointing kind-hearted cats as their leaders/deputies hence why these cats have the positions they do The doylist explanation is that I did not think about the cat choices at all.

Fluttersmoke is a mother (as we will soon see) and a great one at that. She also likes to aid around the camp and is overall a pretty nice cat.

Healers

This is our senior healer, Troutheart. He technically wasn't the starting healer but 'deep StarClan bond' on a healer is too good to pass up so I retconned it so that he was always a healer and mentored the starting one. (I need figure out how to doodle his bengal pelt (;^_^A )

Besides that, there isn't too much for him.

I love his name. Such interesting imagery Snowyflame is a fun-loving medic that doesn't mind getting into a little bit of trouble. He is also the only cat whose MSP design I dislike (it looks too similar to one of the warriors and feels a bit generic).

Otherwise, he is a nice guy and started forming a bond with the clan's kit.

Warriors

First warrior up is our adventurous kitty, Rathaven >3 ! He is a simple cat in the sense that he just wants to do amazing travels and hikes but sticks around the clan due to its sense of community.

Quick aside: He has a bob tail :3

Not much to say about Tallcreek besides the fact he is a little childish and can get really enthusiastic about things.

Love Antlerhare (≧ᴗ≦✿)♥ She shares a prefix with one of my Lifegen cats (one of the parents of MC #2) but she is a playful, determined cat with a fierce tongue.

However, Antler has bad burn scars all over her tail which makes me wonder how she got them (especially since the clan is located in a beach where fires would be rare to non-existent).

*chuckling* Well that text prompt describes Trembletooth amazingly. He's Rathaven's former apprentice and one of Flutter's kits. A bold and rambunctious prankster as an apprentice, he recently got his warrior name so there isn't much on that front. He is close with his younger sibling and is a cool, older brother to them.

On that topic...

Apprentices (of which there is one, who is...)

Goldpaw! Fluttersmoke adopted this little orphan out of sympathy, when Gold was a kit, and he has become one with his family. I imaged he was Tremble's no. one partner in crime and they got up to all sorts of mischief. He wants to be the fiercest warrior the clan has ever seen and be like his exellent brother ฅ(≈>ܫ<≈)♥

Quick aside: He has a blep tongue (inspired by the Odd family)

Kits

And last but not least, we have little Fidgetkit ˄·͈༝·͈˄ Warmstar is not just a granma in the metaphorical sense, but a literal one as well! Fidget is just a little youngin' but I can tell she wants to be taken seriously. Like I mentioned already, she as seem to have formed a quick bond with Snowyflame (=^ェ^=)

(Note: You may have noticed that Warmstar is listed as Fidget's direct parent. In game, I marked Fidget as Warmstar's adopted kit to prevent any potential accidental incest. That way, Fidget can express any potential recessive genes she could've gotten from her parents and not just give birth to kits that look exactly like her or Warmstar.

I am aware that this will make the in-game family tree a little off-based from what is 'canonical' but this is the best solution I could think of to express the fact that she and Warmstar are grankit/granparent. Without some super technical wizardry)

I'm currently one moon in (well, a part of moon one. I have yet to do any patrols on that moon) but I am excited for this clan's journey after months in digital limbo (^･ω･^)ﾉ"

Oh! But before I leave I want to quickly show-off this cat:

✩⋆｡ ˚ StarClan Guide ⋆｡˚✩

Yep, this ancient as hell motherfucker is our guide. Don't ask me anything about him. He very recently died and I have a bit of a conspiracy theory that he and Warmstar are related.

Anyways I hope y'all have an amazing rest of your day (or Barbadian Independence Day, for those who celebrate).

ฅ ̳͒•ˑ̫• ̳͒ฅ

[mmriesoftvat]

"Kaedehara? Kaedehara! Hey, samurai!" Raven's been trying to wake Kazuha for some time now, and while the other man's eyes are open, he doesn't appear to be fully aware of his surroundings. There's a foggy look to those normally bright, crimson eyes that has the puppet suspecting that Kazuha is about as coherent as a Mondstadter who's had too many drinks, and the coughing fits that he keeps falling into are bringing back memories of a little boy who had perished centuries ago. Nearby, Rei is pacing back and forth, her worry apparent, though it's clear that she doesn't know what to do.

"R-Raven? Is... Is he gonna be okay... ?"

Grinding his teeth, Raven doesn't know how to reply. Will Kazuha get better? Or is he destined to meet his end far too soon? The puppet doesn't realize it, but he's trembling, fingers curling into his palms as he stares down at the ronin who he's knelt beside. No. No, not again. He's not letting this happen again--

"Rei, there's an inn nearby - that's where we're headed!" Not wanting to waste anymore time, Raven scoops his arms beneath Kazuha, bedroll and all, and bundles him close, glancing back towards the little girl. "Get on my back. Now."

Thankfully, she seems to be in no mood to argue, and her small arms are soon looped around his neck as he summons his anemo abilities, allowing them to lift him up off the ground before he soars through Dihua Marsh. If they were lucky, it wouldn't be too late to get the ronin proper treatment.

But only if Kazuha could hold on that long.

Everything feels sticky, warm, hazy. Kazuha had tried sleeping, but found himself pitching sideways into another reality. He's aware of where he is, or so he thinks. He can hear voices around him, voices that sounds far too familiar and yet, completely alien to him at the same time.

Toma?

There is a face in front of Kazuha, hands shaking at him, but Kazuha can't move. Is the face that of his passed friend? The looks are vaguely distant, but right now that's all Kazuha can think of. He's terrified, the feeling of paralysis is far too strong for his weakened body and mind to handle.

His dazed mind is conjuring up images of being caught in lightning's grasp. Though there's the absence of pain, Kazuha is trying to voice his concerns, that this is a repeat of that night coming back to haunt him.

"Toma," Kazuha manages to wheeze out. "I'm trying..." A coughing fit overtakes him again, and all Kazuha can do is curl up in those arms and hope he's being carried to safety. Maybe he'll be taken to Watatsumi island where Her Exellency can care for him.

Or maybe it's Captain Beidou carrying him to the Alcor, and far away from all this madness. Kazuha can hope. All he really knows and cares about is that the arms carrying him feel like safety, and he never wants to leave them.

He's unaware of the panic surrounding him in reality, that Raven and Rei both are worried for his health and apparent coming passing. Kazuha doesn't know he's being carried to Wangshu Inn to recieve medical care and a soft bed to rest and recover in.

In his mind, the only thing that matters is that this is the grip of his friend, carrying him far from Inazuma. Almost.

There's something that doesn't feel right about this. Toma feels different somehow, and his voice doesn't carry the same gentleness it once did. Had he been revived into someone different?

"Please don't leave me," Kazuha begs, trying weakly to grip at fabric around raven's arms. "Please don't leave me again." He tries to make eye contact, but even now, oblivion is threatening to overtake him, to drown him in a realm of nightmares and past horrific memories.

"Don't let her touch me-"

It's all Kazuha manages to force out before succumbing to a fainting spell, head lolling back and with rattling breaths the biggest sign that Kazuha's still alive.

[incorrect-sonic-the-hedgehog]

Team Exeller

Alright, there's another quick plot point I need to explain.

I'm sure many of you are familiar with Sonic.exe. If you are not, then you're too young to be on this blog.

Anyway, in the Sonic.exe: The Spirits of Hell, he's referred to as Exeller. His origins vary based on the writers, but I've come up with some of my own:

*SPOILERS AHEAD*

We all remember the scene from Sonic X where Maria saved Shadow. But there were supposedly three pods that escaped from the ARK. One of those pods contained Shadow.

With all the trials and tribulations that came with Project Shadow, it led me to wonder whether or not Shadow himself was the only prototype for such an experiment. Were there more 'Shadows'? Were they what was contained in the other two escape pods? And if so, where are they now?

That's where Exeller comes in.

Exeller was the first prototype for Project Shadow. However, he found a way to tap into a power even stronger than the Chaos Emeralds. A power that could warp time and space beyond recognition. Gerald Robotnik had no idea he'd need the inhibitors that our Shadow wears, so he sealed Exeller away until he can find a way to contain his power.

The second prototype was less threatening, but he still had a lust for trouble. He would often pull pranks on the staff and Maria that would go too far, like smashing beakers containing important substances or throwing staining ink on all of Maria's clothes. Gerald grew sick of it, so he sealed that one away as well. He became known as Luster.

Finally, then came Shadow. He was much more disciplined than Luster, and Gerald had finally completed the inhibitors he started working on for Exeller. But then GUN raided the ARK. Maria was killed, she saved Shadow, and the rest is history, right?

Wrong.

Like I said, Maria pulled the lever to eject three pods, and only one contained Shadow. So what was in the other two?

Why, Luster and Exeller, of course.

Why did Maria save the 'defective' prototypes?

Well, it was because she thought they deserved a chance of redemption and also because if GUN got their hands on them, it would be bad.

Anyway, Luster and Exeller awoke long before Shadow did. They were both confused as to why there were two of them. Soon enough, they managed to put the pieces together and were furious with Gerald and Maria. However, the two were already dead, so they couldn't take their anger out on them. So everything was fine, right?

Wrong.

Because, whoopsie, they found out about Shadow.

And double whoopsie, Exeller had no inhibitors, so he was far too powerful to be let loose on Mobius, but he was anyway.

And whoopsie number threesie, neither he nor Luster were big fans of Shadow after learning that he was the Robotnik's 'favorite'.

So the two decide to split up and get revenge on this 'perfect' Shadow. Exeller's powers include - but are not limited to - traversing the different multiverses. He also has the ability to create artificial life forms of his own, made of nothing but pure malice and lust for carnage. So that's exactly what he did. He created his own minions: Stitch and Rosy (who are parodies of Tails Doll and Rosy Rascal). With his powers and lackeys by his side, Exeller became known as the Lord of the Multiverse.

Over time, he came to learn that he needed to find a way to get closer to Shadow with minimal effort.

Enter Opal.

Exeller also has the ability to possess a host and drive them into madness. So he took advantage of Gadget's disappearance to push Opal over the edge. Ever since, she's been doing his bidding to find her brother and bring him home. Only recently has she broken free of his control.

Whatever could that mean, I wonder?

It's unclear what Luster was doing during that time, but he was most likely tracking down Shadow. When he met back up with his 'brother', they became known as Team Exeller. And now, if they find Shadow, they're probably not gonna allow him to live.

And another thing: over time, Exeller has developed something he calls 'Dusk Rings'. The full name of the golden Rings Sonic has is 'Dawn Rings'. The Dawn Rings allow one to traverse space. The Dusk Rings allow one to traverse time. If the two are combined, they become 'Eclipse Rings', which allow one to traverse anywhere in time and space.

Okay, that's all.

[maguro13-2]

Miku.EXE Origin : The Revenge Pt. 12 (1/3)

[GUARDIAN : STRIDER - Kenichi Tokoi]

[LOUD EXPLOSIONS]

[Majin Warriors battlecries as they battle against Exetior's army]

[sounds of weapons clashing and firing rapidly]

Majin Warrior A : [on communicator] Mayday! Mayday! We got a man down! We got a man down!

Majin Warrior B : We are needed in serious backup! Secure all the civilians and don't let the enemies go near them! Alpha team, Delta team! Cover the flanks left and right!

Majin Warrior C : Roger! Covering to the right flank...DAAAAAH! [dies in the explosion]

Zatsune.EXE : Damn! Talk about cliches! It's a war zone going on here!

Knuckles.EXE : Alright! You know what to do! Let's give em all what they got! We attack the enemy, and destroy the enemy! Prepare for our greatest and fiercest battle we ever faced with! Are you with me!

All : YES, SIR!

Knuckles.EXE : Good! Then let's enter ourselves into the battlefield!

??? : Don't stop the party without us guys!

Sally.EXE : Well, I'll be a son of a gun! You two!

[NEWCOMERS : AMY ROSE.EXE & CREAM.EXE ARE FINALLY HERE!]

Amy.EXE : Glad that we can pull this one out!

Sonic.EXE : Amy.EXE! And you finally brought someone to the battlefield!

Cream.EXE : We're ready to serve and fight, Master!

Sonic.EXE : Now then...Let's show that Exeller fella what it means to family business. It's all in one big family to deal with his shenanigans. MY FAMILY! LET'S SHOW EXELLER WHAT WE'RE REALLY MADE OF!!!

All : [together] A ONE BIG FAMILY OF "GOD"!!!

[What I'm Made Of by Crush 40 plays]

Zatsune.EXE : Come on, sister! This is our biggest fight of the century! Time to show our destiny! It's time for us to shine in battle!

Miku.EXE : I'M READY WHEN YOU ARE, SISTER! LET'S SHOW THEM WHAT THE TRUE POWERS OF GOD REALLY IS!!!

Kaito.EXE : AND NO EXCEPTION THAT I WILL SURPASS THE POWERS OF MY MASTER! TIME TO FEEL OUR WRATH!!!

[The group battles alongside the Majin Warriors]

Amy.EXE : Take this! [Attacks an Execun] Never mess with one's family! It's one way or the other!

Sonic.EXE : Bow down to your God! Show them who's boss!

Kaito.EXE : No Hesitation, No setbacks!

Tails.EXE : Together! We will dish out the enemy's strike! With all our force! Fear the might of a true warrior!

Knuckles.EXE : Comrades face and honor in battle, never let your enemy cower in fear, always stand up and fight for what it's right!

Lord X : And now, you should worry that I will put a stop to Exeller's nuisance once and for all! I haven't had this fight in years since the day I faced with any of my opponents with those kind of strength!

Zatsune.EXE : Sister! Here they come again, use your powers to blow those dogs away!

Miku.EXE : Hai! Time to give it all to your best! [unleashes a shockwave attack to blasts the exebarks away] It...It worked! My gifted powers really came true!

Zatsune.EXE : That's the spirit, sister! I knew those powers would come in handy!

Miku.EXE : I know! I never felt this amazing! I would go beyond my limits with these kind of powers! This is my moment to shine, no...This is our moment to shine! We'll work together as a team, Zatsune, Kaito! Let's give it all your best shot!

Zatsune & Kaito : Roger!

[the group continues to battle]

Exetior : Mere pebbles must be smashed into smithereens! I shall teach those worms to know their place! Pervision, give us a nice warm welcome on the family of Xenophanes, to give them a treat.

Pervision (via communicator) : Excellent idea, Exetior. This should be a piece of cake for me. I will show them how great that my all-seeing eyes of God can really do this time. I'm gonna go with a little "Eye-spy" to them with the powers of my All-seeing eye!

Amy.EXE : Come on, you mad dog freaks! You wanna play fetch with the Gods? Then play fetch with this! [Does a Hammer Tornado attack to go against the Exebarks] That's how you play fetch!

Sally.EXE : Hiyah! [knocks out the Execuns and Exebarks one by one] There's no strength in numbers when it comes to a God that totally kicks a lot of ass! But anyone goes up to me, get's a lot of attention to make them go down to zero! Having fun, you two!?

Zatsune.EXE : Don't sweat it! I know a lot of my tricks when I'm good at using my powers! I won't hold anything back from a girl like me!

Miku.EXE : Count me in! [Does her powers to create a bow an arrow] I can make this a perfect shot to the enemy's heart! [Aims at the Exebarks with a big red arrow and shoots them directly] Direct hit! How do you like that!?

Sally.EXE : You got it girl! You got some style with in me! No holding back, right?

Kaito.EXE : Easy for you to say, I did my exellencies with masters. [fires energy shots to attack the Execuns and Exebarks] But with this strength, I can hold as many enemies to crush them with my own hands!

Majin Sonic : Tear them apart! Show them no mercy! Protect the village and our sacred land! Don't let yourself fret in defeat, stay strong, attack them with all your might! I might get a little chow down on this puppy! [Enlarges his arm alike popeye to uppercut an Exebark into the sky] Take that, you maging mutts! Hmm? What's this in the sky? [looks up at the sky]

Pervision : And now, let's see what happens if I use my full on attack with this one! All-Seeing eyes of God...Give me the eye...of Flaming Fury!

[Pervision's eye is shown in the sky, firing multiple fire shots]

Zatsune.EXE : Zatsune! Incoming! [points to the sky to see multiple shots coming directly from the sky] You know what to do! Let's combine our powers to do a defense!

Miku.EXE : Right!

Kaito.EXE : Understood! [together, the three of them combine their powers to create a force field] Alright then...

Gang : FIELD OPEN! [Unleashes Gigantic Force field to block the multiple shots]

Zatsune.EXE : I hope this lasts! Because someone is sending multiple fire shots to get us fried!

Kaito.EXE : So, someone is setting up a sneak attack to burn us down! I bet it's one of the spy that the Majins told us about. And Exetior isn't the one that is not alone with Exeller. He has an old friend that has the power of the All-seeing eyes of God himself!

Zatsune.EXE : Right back at ya, buddy! It's Pervision. Dad knows it was him that is doing this to lure us out! I know how to stop Pervision and his deadly attacks, I can find the enemy that is somewhere hiding and this time, hiding won't do anything for a guy that has the power of the all-seeing eye of God. Pervision! If you really wanna play some "Eye-Spy" Then let's play some "Eye-Spy!" with my own eyes, the same ability of yours!

~ I SPY WITH THE EYES OF PERVISION ~

[cloudsuniversencharacters]

Hey,,so..... I wasn't planning on sending another ask until another week to quite a few more days since I don't want to look too annoying but-- 👉👈

Due to...curious reasons, uhm- How do you think all of the EXEs Except Lord X of course would react to me choosing Lord X over all of them? Like on a scale of 1-10 (1 being chill, 10 being jealous), how do you think they'd be?

((Also sorry that I missed your birthday yesterday :'] So happy belated birthday !!))

(This was answered late, so my bad-)

(It's okay ^^. Anyway, let's see their reactions. By the way, it's okay if you want to send an ask today or tomorrow or any other day, I won't be annoyed.)

X wouldn't care, since he was a little weirded out and plus wasn't interested.

"Eh, at-least I got to eat some food... Humans have... interesting food items though.." X shrugs, not being hurt in any sort of way. But, he knew he had some people out there that liked him.

Sonic.EXE, the original, would be a little angry, since he did all of that for you. Stealing someone's money to pay for the food, and... that's about it. “Oh c'mon, I did all that, and you choose Lord X?!” He sounded... a "little" mad, he'll probably get over it.

Xenophanes would be pretty hurt and sad about it, that's probably most of it. He'd buy you flowers to try and get you back.

OMT would be... well, feral, he would probably go to his world to try and calm down, maybe kill and eat a couple of flickies. He would also probably try to reel you back in, since he is powerful n' all.

Exeller would be a little sad about it, but he would brush it off. At-least he did have someone to talk to, and could take a break from all the killing he is doing. He would write you a note saying, “Thanks for Hanging out with me, I needed that.”

[dark-mobien34]

Madness Exeller

so basically this version of Exeller from the cannon one isn't part of nightmare universe but this version of Exeller I made is actually part of this nu Aus because he's a fannon one, but this story starts is where Exeller had enough of all resets by alice as we all know but this time Exeller finally remembers of all the efforts he killed everyone but still gets reset over & over, so this time Exeller has started to lose his mind aggressively & gets really insane & decides to kill Alice first so that he can kill everyone & so he did killed them in the end & has her head with it & wears alice's neckless & when he met fatal Exetior for the first time they don't look extremely friendly to each other & wanted to kill each other to death & decides to be fatal Exetior's ally whenever he needed to help him with something

Art by me

Madness Exeller (c) by me (DarkOfSnow34/Dark-Mobien34)

[sonicexelle-junkary]

Since Exelle sees Miles as a little brother figure, caregiver or boss- i imagine Miles getting flustered or somewhat mad when picked up- lol anyways I hope you like this fan-art :D

[smithrpbog]

Police: "Ma'am. That's exactly why we're towing the car. Now we have exellent public transportation. If not, we'll be happy to give you a ride in our squad car, but you will not be driving right now"

Aki: she crosses her arms and looks mad. Sparkling broke the rules...

[bobbyjean]

Lyrics taken from genius

crazy in love:

Young Hov, y'all know when the flow is loco

Young B and the R-O-C, uh-oh

O.G. Big Homie, the one and only

Stick bony, but the pockets is fat like Tony Soprano

The ROC handle like Van Exel

I shake phonies, man, you can't get next to

The genuine article, I do not sing, though

I sling, though, if anything, I bling, yo

A star like Ringo, war like a Green Beret

You crazy? Bring your whole set

JAY-Z in the Range, crazy and deranged

They can't figure him out, they like, "Hey, is he insane?"

Yes, sir, I'm cut from a different cloth

My texture is the best fur, chinchilla

I've been iller than chain smokers

How you think I got the name Hova?

I been realer, the game's over

Fall back, Young

Ever since I made the change over to platinum

The game's been a wrap, one

deja vu:

I used to run base like Juan Pierre

Now I run the bass hi-hat and the snare

I used to bag girls like Birkin Bags

Now I bag B (Boy, you hurtin' that)

Brooklyn Bay where they birthed me at

Now I be everywhere, the nerve of rap

The audacity to have me with them curtains back

Me and B, she about to sting, stand back

….(two verses in this one)….

Yes, Hova's flow so unusual

Baby girl, you should already know

It's H-O, light up the dro

'Cause you gon' need help tryna study my bounce

Flow, blow, what's the difference?

One you take in vein while the other you sniffin'

It's still dope, po-po try to convict him

Thats a no-go, my dough keep the scales tippin'

Like 4-4s

Like I'm from the H-O-U-S-T-O-N

Blow wind, so Chicago of him

Is he the best ever? That's the argu-a-ment

I don't make the list, don't be mad at me

I just make the hits like a factory

I'm just one to one, nuttin' after me

No déjà vu, just me and my (Oh)

upgrade u:

I be's the d-boy who infiltrated all the corporate dudes

They call shots, I call audibles

Jacob the jeweler, baubles

Lorraine Schwartz oughta do

It's big ballin', baby, when I'm courtin' you (Woo)

I'm talkin' spy bags and fly pads

And rooms at the Bloomberg and rumors

You on the verge of a new merge

'Cause that rock on your finger's like a tumor

You can't fit your hand in your new purse

It's humorous to me, they watchin' and we just yachtin'

Island-hoppin' off the Amalfi coast, mafioso

"Hov, baby, you ever seen Saturn?"

"No, not the car, but everywhere we are"

You sure to see stars, this is high-level

Not eye-level, my bezel courtesy of Audemars

I order yours tomorrow, now look at the time I saved you

Mama, let me upgrade you

drunk in love:

That D'USSÉ is the shit, if I do say so myself

If I do say so myself, if I do say so myself

Hold up, stumble all in the house, time to back up all of that mouth

That you had all in the car, talkin' 'bout you the baddest bitch thus far

Talkin' 'bout you be reppin' that Third, I wanna see all the shit that I heard

Know I sling Clint Eastwood, hope you can handle this curve, uh

Foreplay in a foyer, fucked up my Warhol

Slid the panties right to the side, ain't got the time to take drawers off

On sight

Catch a charge, I might

Beat the box up like Mike in '97, I bite

I'm Ike Turner, turn up, baby, no, I don't play

"Now eat the cake, Anna Mae," said, "Eat the cake, Anna Mae"

I'm nice

For y'all to reach these heights

You gon' need G3, 4, 5, 6 flights

Sleep tight

We sex again in the mornin'

Your breasteses is my breakfast, we goin' in

that’s how you like it:

I know you heard I'm a gangsta

They say, "Stay away from them gangstas"

They never change up or pull they pants up

Well, baby girl, put ya foot down

Don't let 'em push you around

You know what you like

Baby thug, you know wrong from right

And you done felt wrong before

This can't be what it feel like

And they don't really know what you feel like, for instance

They don't know the difference between real life

And the music videos and the raggedy magazines

They have it **** badder than he seems

All they see is my baggy jeans, my attitude

I ain't mad at you, it's just my glide

Way I wear my hat to the side

The way I lean real low when I ride

That's why in my mind

They like my walk

My accent from New York

My way of thinking is slightly off

They like the way he floss

Leave the block on a bike, he come back in a Porsche

But of course

But most of all, they like my honesty

Integrity, my loyalty

Young Hova and the letter B

How you like that, huh?

[seancamerons]

1 for the spotify thing

so, nelly and kelly rowland (from destiny's child) with dilemma is my top song this year. i ain't surprised, or mad, but i am at the same time. it's one of my bfs favorite songs, so we listen to it often, 63 times in 2023, apparently. it's a favorite guilty pleasure in our rotation on many different playlists and generally a go-to on car rides. i ain't mad its just a teeny bit embarrassing bc the microsoft exel spreadsheet text meme around the internet and its a tad dated released in 2002 coupled with the song being over 20-some-odd years old, but sounds nice, i like the background sampling and instrumentals too, it was one of my fave songs of that year too so yeah, could be worse. i'm honestly surprised it's not a britney spears song in the top spot, but she is and has been for many years since getting spotify, my top artist, not a surprise.

thanks for the ask,💌 i'm down if anyone wants to, ask me about my spotify wrapped!