#Madison Cawthorn
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Boggles the imagination
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Re: Matt Gaetz. I think he has a plan, but it is not a particularly good one.
Does he not understand how much blackmail material shit the GOP has on him?
Bro, you understand you got more skeletons in your closets than a Spirit Halloween store.
Ask Madison Cawthorn how this will end for you.
#Halloween#matt gaetz#democrats#republicans#kevin mccarthy#madison cawthorn#news#donald trump#spirit halloween
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From the November 27, 2023 article:
In March of 2022, U.S. Rep. Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), amid mounting scandals, lashed out on a podcast, denouncing what he claimed was the “sexual perversion that goes on in Washington,” and alleged some of his colleagues he grew up looking up to, had used cocaine at “orgies.”
In a similar vein, Rep. Santos on Friday in that audio forum, “said he does not want to continue working with ‘a bunch of hypocrites’ in Congress, whom he accused of committing infractions more severe than his, including being ‘more worried about getting drunk every night’ with lobbyists,” The Washington Post reported. “Santos, without providing evidence, also accused his colleagues of trying to ‘sell off the American people’ and of voting while hung over.”
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Being a dumb shit with neo-fascist sympathies seems to be a requirement for getting more than 5% in polls for the Republican presidential nomination.
Vivek Ramaswamy is the youngest candidate for the GOP nomination and Donald Trump is the oldest one. There are no significant differences in their positions on policy; age apparently has little bearing on how one would govern.
Ramaswamy and Trump both sound like they learned history from Madison Cawthorn.
#vivek ramaswamy#civics#historical illiteracy#citizenship#donald trump#madison cawthorn#gop presidential nomination#election 2024#tristan snell
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Madison Cawthorn seen at the 2024 Republican National Convention in Milwaukee.
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Taking out the trash, one dumpster at a time.
Looks like it's time to call Ted.
Or maybe Madison Cawthorn can get you a job at Chick-fil-A.
#Lauren Boebert#Ted Cruz is hiring#take out the trash#no pension for you#Girl Bye#Madison Cawthorn#Cawthorned#Chick-fil-A#Donnie D-Cups
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the fourteen days of Elections (the twelve days of Christmas parody)
on day one of elections the just courts gave to us faith restored to the public trust on day two of elections the just courts gave to us no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day three of elections the just courts gave to us 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day four of elections the just courts gave to us four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day five of elections the just courts gave to us fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day six of elections the just courts gave to us six no longer sitting fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day seven of elections the just courts gave to us seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day eight of elections the just courts gave to us 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day nine of elections the just courts gave to us nine more 6'ers sentenced 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day ten of elections the just courts gave to us tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day eleven of elections the just courts gave to us eleven swing state pickups, tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day twelve of elections the just courts gave to us twelve cronies cryin', eleven swing state pickups, tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day thirteen of elections the just courts gave to us thirteen-cast ranked choice voting, twelve cronies cryin', eleven swing state pickups, tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day fourteen of elections the just courts gave to us 14th ballot removal, thirteen-cast ranked-choice voting, twelve cronies cryin', eleven swing state pickups, tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust (12/9/23)
#poetry#parody#12 days of christmas#us elections#us politics#voting#courts#Trump#rudy guiliani#marjorie taylor greene#lauren boebert#paul gosar#mo brooks#madison cawthorn#louie gohmert#jack smith#john eastman#sidney powell#jeffrey clark#kenneth chesebro#boris epshteyn#mike pence#mark meadows#fani willis#david shafer#brad raffensperger#evan corcoran#walt nauta#carlos de oliveira#alvin bragg
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18 / 01 / 2025
Madison Cawthorn
Madison Cawthorn is sooooooo beautiful 🥰 Tall and muscled 🥵

Here with Bo Hines, another MAGA god 🤤

The only story where Madison Cawthorne appears is the one where I've predicted Donald Trump would be reelected.
That's an extract of what I've said about Madison Cawthorne in my story :
"The smiling Madison Cawthorne proposed to establish a prisoner exchange law which would consist of a faggot going to prison in place of a heterosexual white prisoner (either because straight white men were already in prison, or because some had to go)."
I think that this impressive AI picture...

... is based on this picture of him 😍


Madison Cawton in a tuxedo. So hot!
#Republican#MAGA#Conservative#Straight white alpha man#Mâle blanc hétérosexuel#Madison Cawthorne#Donald Trump#Madison Cawthorn#Lien#Link#Life under MAGA reign#Blond#White man#Bel homme#Beautiful man#Beauté masculine#Male beauty
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Mark Robinson can run, but he can't hide
Republicans chose Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson to give the rebuttal to Governor Roy Cooper’s State of the State address. Since the response is usually given by a member of legislature, Robinson’s speech is an acknowledgement that he’s the front runner for the GOP nomination for governor and that he has the support of the establishment. He also gave us a glimpse at the new Mark Robinson. I…
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Lindsey Graham just tapped you
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Madison Cawthorn (2022): protected by Republicans until his drag photos leaked
George Santos (2023): protected by Republicans until his drag photos leaked
JD Vance (2024): ???
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According to reporting from Rolling Stone, multiple members of Congress were involved in Trump’s effort to end American democracy and turn our nation into an authoritarian strongman state like Russia. They include: Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), Mo Brooks (R-Ala.), Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.), Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.), and Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.).
The simple reality is that if Republicans in Congress who were willing to go along with Trump’s coup attempt had been investigated, outed, and prosecuted it’s very unlikely that today’s chaos in the House would be anything like it is because many of the troublemakers would no longer be there.
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Wait that means that Texas has worn women's underwear before and that North Carolina saw, I want to know the backstory so badly
Actually when North Carolina said that he was talking about Madison Cawthorn because there were photos leaked of him at the time of him wearing lingerie
Boom!! Context!
Also yeah several states did NOT seem to be shocked by this because Kentucky even called it his “thing” 😭
Also hey who’s to say Texas hasn’t done it yk??
#asks for ash!!#ash answers!!#wttt#welcome to the table#ben brainard#wttt california#wttt north carolina#wttt texas
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