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Mo Brooks (R-AL 5th District) United States Representative
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Hot Daddy Politicians: Alabama
The major politicians that I’d fuck from Alabama.
Sen. Richard Shelby I've been wanting the senior senator from Alabama for years. He lost some weight over the years but that doesn't mean I wouldn't take him to bed on a very regular basis.
Sen. Tommy Tuberville He's what you think a senator would look like. I'd love to fuck around in bed with him for a weekend.
Jerry Carl, Mo Brooks, Robert Aderholt
Gary Palmer and Barry Moore
All of Alabama's representatives here, Jerry Carl, Mo Brooks, Robert Aderholt, Gary Palmer and Barry Moore could get some kind of "favor" from me with Jerry Carl being my favorite.
Rick Pate Alabama Commissioner of Agriculture and Industries
Now here's a guy I could spend a weekend with.
#the major politicians of the state#Richard Shelby#Tommy Tuberville#Rick Pate#alabama politician#american politician#politician#Barry Moore#Gary Palmer#Robert Aderholt#Mo Brooks#Jerry Carl#us senator#us representative
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the fourteen days of Elections (the twelve days of Christmas parody)
on day one of elections the just courts gave to us faith restored to the public trust on day two of elections the just courts gave to us no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day three of elections the just courts gave to us 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day four of elections the just courts gave to us four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day five of elections the just courts gave to us fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day six of elections the just courts gave to us six no longer sitting fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day seven of elections the just courts gave to us seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day eight of elections the just courts gave to us 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day nine of elections the just courts gave to us nine more 6'ers sentenced 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day ten of elections the just courts gave to us tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day eleven of elections the just courts gave to us eleven swing state pickups, tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day twelve of elections the just courts gave to us twelve cronies cryin', eleven swing state pickups, tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day thirteen of elections the just courts gave to us thirteen-cast ranked choice voting, twelve cronies cryin', eleven swing state pickups, tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust on day fourteen of elections the just courts gave to us 14th ballot removal, thirteen-cast ranked-choice voting, twelve cronies cryin', eleven swing state pickups, tense lobbyist lockouts, nine more 6'ers sentenced, 80 felony charges, seventy plus convictions, six no longer sitting, fifth grand jury, four indictments more, 3rd party picks, no evil choice and faith restored to the public trust (12/9/23)
#poetry#parody#12 days of christmas#us elections#us politics#voting#courts#Trump#rudy guiliani#marjorie taylor greene#lauren boebert#paul gosar#mo brooks#madison cawthorn#louie gohmert#jack smith#john eastman#sidney powell#jeffrey clark#kenneth chesebro#boris epshteyn#mike pence#mark meadows#fani willis#david shafer#brad raffensperger#evan corcoran#walt nauta#carlos de oliveira#alvin bragg
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"Kevin McCarthy of CA, Reps. Scott Perry of Pennsylvania, Jim Jordan of Ohio, Andy Biggs of Arizona and Mo Brooks of Alabama. All five ignored the subpoenas."
Huh. Let's see.
$5.00 says their "punishment" for ignoring the subpoenas will be, "You were bad, bad boys. Now promise you'll never do it again. See ya at lunch!"
Nothing will happen to them. A "censure" ain't shit.
#Kevin McCarthy#Scott Perry#Jim Jordan#Gym Jordan#Andy Biggs#Mo Brooks#GOP dickwads#Republicans#Jan 6 committee#jan 6th#jan 6
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These are the 34 congressional Republicans who corresponded via text message with Donald Trump’s Chief of Staff, Mark Meadows, about plans to overturn the 2020 election:
These individuals should literally be in JAIL. They are all guilty of treason against the American people and should DEFINITELY not STILL BE HOLDING OFFICE!!
Rep. Rick Allen (Georgia)
Rep. Brian Babin (Texas)
Rep. Andy Biggs (Arizona)
Rep. Dan Bishop (North Carolina)
Rep. Kevin Brady (Texas)
Rep. Mo Brooks (Alabama)
Rep. Ted Budd (North Carolina)
Rep. Andrew Clyde (Georgia)
Sen. Kevin Cramer (North Dakota)
Sen. Ted Cruz (Texas)
Rep. Warren Davidson (Ohio)
Rep. Tom Emmer (Minnesota)
Rep. Bob Gibbs (Ohio)
Rep. Louie Gohmert (Texas)
Rep. Paul Gosar (Arizona)
Rep. Mark Green (Tennessee)
Rep. Jody Hice (Georgia)
Rep. Richard Hudson (North Carolina)
Rep. Mike Johnson (Louisiana)
Sen. Ron Johnson (Wisconsin)
Rep. Jim Jordan (Ohio)
Rep. Fred Keller (Pennsylvania)
Rep. Mike Kelly (Pennsylvania)
Sen. Mike Lee (Utah)
Rep. Billy Long (Missouri)
Rep. Barry Loudermilk (Georgia)
Sen. Cynthia Lummis (Wyoming)
Rep. Barry Moore (Alabama)
Rep. Greg Murphy (North Carolina)
Rep. Ralph Norman (South Carolina)
Sen. David Perdue (Georgia)
Rep. Scott Perry (Pennsylvania)
Rep. Chip Roy (Texas)
Rep. Marjorie Taylor-Greene (Georgia)
#rick allen#brian babin#andy biggs#dan bishop#kevin brady#mo brooks#ted budd#ted cruz#kevin cramer#andrew clyde#warren davidson#bob gibbs#louie gohmert#paul gosar#mark greene#marjorie taylor greene#chip roy#david perdue#ralph norman#greg murphy#cynthia lummis#barry loudermilk#billy long#mike kelley#fred keller#jim jordan#ron johnson#treason#jan 6th#give them guy fawkes’ sentence
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I discovered that I actually am only on four fandoms rn which is fucking weird
Also, I have very clearly, a type
(Clean version Bellow)
#meme#alignment chart#svsss#scum villain#scum villian self saving system#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#the untamed#one piece#naruto#bad type#if you curious the Sakura one is for all the fics and headcannons of her going feral#and bloody#Brook is a little forced there#but oh well
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genuinely pleasantly surprised at how much i love the malto family. there’s some good human characters in transformers, but this is four for four, well-written and loveable human characters that you don’t mind narrative focus on, plus two new eccentric bots that fold into this family dynamic in the perfect way. and on top of that!! they pulled off some of the best representation i’ve ever seen from transformers like i’m so normal about this show
#i love them all so much i’m crying#dot malto#alex malto#robbie malto#mo malto#twitch malto#thrash malto#babbling brooke#earthspark
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On this day in 2022. This mix happened.
Iguana Moonlight-VI
Bernard Fevre-impressionism
The Heartwood Institute-Striding Edge
Natureboy Flako-Crystals
Tom Elliot-Image Maker
Correlations-Recall
Craven Faults-Deipkier
Pye Corner Audio-Exhumed
Sam Prekop-The New Last
Basil Kirchin, John Coleman-Assignment K 3
Freedom Power-Metropolis Notte
Maston-Evening
Monoton, Konrad Becker-Ein Wort
Folclore Impressionista-The Illusion of Freedom
THE DANDELION SET & ALAN MOORE-Cosmic Variations
Domenique Dumont-Quasi Quasi
The Twelve Hour Foundation-Through Violet Perspex/5-6-7-Go!
The Heartwood Institute-Stock Ghyll Force
The Twelve Hour Foundation-Hundreds, Tens & Units
Keith Mansfield-Staying Power
Folclore Impressionista-Shadow and Dark
B. Kaufman-Jingle 1
Cate Brooks-Econoparc
The Twelve Hour Foundation-Elastic Limit
Mark Barrott-Baby Come Home
Correlations-Alonso
Mo Foster-Times Square
The Twelve Hour Foundation-Coquillages
Menahan Street Band-Midnight Morning
Listening Center-T-Group
Café Kaput-Cells In Action
A. Frydman & M. Cannone-Sylphides
Roger Roger-Sounds Industrial N°2
Jonathan Snipes-Flashing Lights in Unison
Correlations-Mount Hood
Jonathan Fitoussi / Clemens Hourrière-Vague
V. Geminiani-Ophis Le Serpentaire
Stellarays-Trish's Toy Rocket
The Heartwood Institute-Honister Pass/ The Druids Circle
#Iguana Moonlight#Bernard Fevre#The Heartwood Institute#Natureboy Flako#Tom Elliot#Correlations#Craven Faults#Pye Corner Audio#Sam Prekop#Basil Kirchin#John Coleman#Freedom Power#Maston#Monoton#Konrad Becker#Folclore Impressionista#THE DANDELION SET & ALAN MOORE#Domenique Dumont#The Twelve Hour Foundation#Keith Mansfield#B. Kaufman#Cate Brooks#Mark Barrott#Mo Foster#Menahan Street Band#Listening Center#Café Kaput#A. Frydman & M. Cannone#Roger Roger#Jonathan Snipes
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The Jan. 6 Select Committee said on Monday that four House Republicans, including Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy, violated congressional ethics rules by defying subpoenas for testimony and documents.
The panel referred the lawmakers for a review by the bipartisan House Ethics Committee, which is seen as unlikely to take action against the members. The Ethics Panel declined to comment.
In addition to McCarthy, three other lawmakers were referred for defying subpoenas: Reps. Scott Perry (R-Pa.), Jim Jordan (R-Ohio) and Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.).
Another GOP member who ignored the summons, Rep. Mo Brooks of Alabama, is leaving Congress after this year and will be out of the Ethics Panel’s reach. He has issued public statements about his contact with former President Donald Trump, including about Trump’s floating of an idea to rescind the results of the 2020 election and reinstall him as President.
The select panel subpoenaed the five lawmakers in May. None of them complied with the summonses, generally citing concerns about the Committee’s composition and legitimacy.
The Ethics Panel, which is evenly divided between Democrats and Republicans, has the power to impose fines or recommend discipline by the full House. Individual lawmakers can file complaints with the ethics panel for its consideration in the next Congress, but its investigations move slowly.
Jordan spokesperson Russell Dye denounced the referral as a “partisan and political stunt” by the select panel. Biggs, in a tweet, also denounced the referral and called it “inappropriate” to use the ethics panel “to help reach the J6 Committee’s pre-determined conclusions.” Spokespeople for McCarthy and Perry did not immediately respond to a request for comment.
Select panel members recognize the long-shot nature of the transmission but view the defiance of the subpoenas as an undermining of congressional subpoena power that could harm future investigations.
“I don’t know what the Ethics Committee will do. I don’t even know who it’s composed of at this point,” panel member Rep. Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) acknowledged.
“I certainly hope the Ethics Committee will not regard this as a partisan matter,” he added. “It raises a profound problem that we have to solve for the 117th Congress, the 118th Congress and for all future Congresses.”
#us politics#news#politico#house select committee#captiol riot#captiol riot investigation#2022#conservatives#republicans#gop#us house of representatives#rep. scott perry#rep. kevin mccarthy#rep. jim jordan#rep. andy biggs#Rep. Mo Brooks#donald trump#House Ethics Committee#congressional ethics rules#defying subpoenas#Russell Dye#congressional subpoenas#Rep. Jamie Raskin
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That Twitter thread about this being the funniest NBA season ever has had me crying lmao
#of course patrick beverley had the only bulls moment being mentioned lol#but#jimmy's dreads#mo bamba/austin rivers random beef#grant williams 'i'ma make em both'#andre iguodala's hand gesture after draymond was giggling with lebron#lebron's temper tantrum during the lakers/celtics game#pat bev 'FOUL!'#dillon brooks' whole existence#it was a top tier comedic season imo
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With all the doom and gloom (and disappointing local results), I failed to realize that Democrats did not, in fact, do terribly last night, Republicans stayed home, we didn’t have a “red wave”, the five states that had abortion rights on the ballot all codified protections. Young people voted blue. Good things happened.
#.....well okay at least we don't have to deal with Mo Brooks anymore#I will not be celebrating a white female republican being the first of anything though#I know how much sway white women have in the south as an Entity#ANYWAY#good things happened :)
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REBEL 2021
Alright, Ziggy Stardust, Mama's gotta go get herself arrested. Now, you know who to call?
#rebel#2021#katey sagal#john corbett#lex scott davis#tamala jones#james lesure#kevin zegers#ariela barer#sam palladio#andy garcia#mary mcdonnell#matthew glave#mo mcrae#jalen thomas brooks#adam arkin#dan bucatinsky#abigail spencer
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Darin & Brooke Aldridge "Jordan" feat. Ricky Skaggs, Mo Pitney and Mark Fain ________________ Jordan Songwriter: Fred Rich
Oh sinner as you tread on life's journey, take Jesus as your daily guide
Though you may feel pure and saintly, without Him walking by your side But when you come to make the crossing at the ending of his pilgrim's way If you ever will need your saviour, you will surely need him on that day
Chorus Now look at that cold Jordan, look at its deep water Look at that wide river, oh hear the mighty billows roll You better take Jesus with you, he's a true companion Oh I'm sure without him that you never will make it home
That awful day of judgement is coming in the by and by We'll see our Lord descending in glory from on high Oh, let us keep in touch with Jesus and in the special love of God And may we ever be called ready when he calls us over Jordan's tide
[chorus]
Now what you gonna do, oh what you gonna say Oh how you gonna feel when you come to the end of the way?
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According to reporting from Rolling Stone, multiple members of Congress were involved in Trump’s effort to end American democracy and turn our nation into an authoritarian strongman state like Russia. They include: Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.), Mo Brooks (R-Ala.), Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.), Madison Cawthorn (R-NC), Louie Gohmert (R-Texas), Paul Gosar (R-Ariz.), and Andy Biggs (R-Ariz.).
The simple reality is that if Republicans in Congress who were willing to go along with Trump’s coup attempt had been investigated, outed, and prosecuted it’s very unlikely that today’s chaos in the House would be anything like it is because many of the troublemakers would no longer be there.
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All songs have been chosen for the 90s music tourney
Lithium by Nirvana
Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill
Ironic by Alanis Morrisette
She don't use Jelly by Flaming Lips
Iris by Goo Goo Dolls
What's Up by 4 non blondes
Peaches by Presidents of the United States
Criminal by Fiona Apple
Bitch by Meredith Brooks
Good Riddance (Time of your Life) by Green Day
… Baby One More Time by Britney Spears
Sober by TOOL
Breakfast at Tiffany's by Deep Blue Something
Wonderwall by Oasis
Love Fool by The Cardigans
baby got back by sir mix-a-lot
whatta man by salt n peppa
No Scrubs by TLC
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might Be Giants
Losing my Religion by REM
Fem in a Black Leather Jacket by Pansy Division
No Rain by Blind Melon
Friday I'm in Love by The Cure
Mr. Jones by Counting Crows
Californication by Red Hot Chili Peppers
Tubthumping by Chumbawamba
Zombie by Cranberries
Smooth By Santana Ft. Rob Thomas
One Week by Barenaked Ladies
Semi Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind
Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer
All Star by Smash Mouth
Buddy Holly by Weezer
My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion
Genie in a Bottle By Christina Aguilera
Barbie Girl by Aqua
Spice up your life by Spice Girls
Steal My Sunshine By Len
Cannonball by the Breeders
Bittersweet Symphony by the Verve
What is Love By haddaway
Follow you down by Gin Blossom
Freedom by George Michael
Nothing Compares to You by Sinead o Connor
Around the World by Daft Punk
Laid by James
Possum Kingdom by Toadies
Flagpole Sitta by Harvey Danger
Only Happy When it Rains by Garbage
Bullet with Butterfly Wings by Smashing Pumpkins
Sunny Came Home by Shawn Colvin
Pepper by Butthole Surfers
Mother Mother by Tracy Bonham
Tim I wish you were born a girl by of Montreal
Voodoo by Godsmack
Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega
Livin La Vida Loca by Ricky Martin
Just a Girl by No Doubt
Closer by Nine Inch Nails
California Live by Tupac
I will Always Love you by Whitney Houston
Give Me One Reason by Tracy Chapman
Good Day by Ice Cube
Gin and Juice by Snoop Dogg
Dragula by Rob Zombie
My Name is by Eminem
You Get What You Give by New Radicals
No Diggity by Blackstreet
Loser by Beck
pretty fly (for a white guy) by the offspring
What's my Age Again by Blink-182
I want it that way by the Backstreet Boys
Intergalactic By the Beastie Boys
Two Princes by Spin Doctor
Killing in the Name by Rage Against the Machine
Girls and Boys by Blur
Where is my mind by the Pixies
Closing Time by Semisonic
Creep by Radiohead
Say My Name by Destiny's Child
Jump Around by House of Pain
Check the Rhime by A Tribe Called Quest
November Rain by Guns n Roses
The Distance by CAKE
Every You, Every Me by Placebo
The Sign by Ace of Base
Vogue by Madonna
Don't Let Go (Love) by En Vogue
Mm Bop by Hansen
Believe By Cher
Mo Money, Mo Problems by Notorious BIG
Gold Soundz by Pavement
The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly) by Missy Elliot
Common People by Pulp
Doll Parts by Hole
Gangsta's Paradise by Coolio
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Kinktober Special Part 8
Mo’s Kinktober Special
The Crew’s Whore (Part 8) (+18)
!!!!!!MINORS DNI!!!!
Summary: You are the former owner of the Grand Line’s most popular brothel. Your powerful fighting abilities got the attention of the captain of the Straw Hat Pirates. He had asked you to join their crew but what would you bring to the team? Your battle skills were hardly comparable to many of the other Straw Hats… but you actually had a great skill. Your years working as a high end escort had prepared you to become the private plaything for this pirate crew. You joined the Straw Hats as their personal sex toy.
Pairing: Trafalgar Law x Fem!Reader
WC: 2600 lol
TWs: IT’S FOOT TIME! FOOT FETISH WARNING! Man I am not even into feet but this kinda did it for me. In my brain Law is canonically into feet in a weird way. Unprotected sex, p in v sex, table sex, alcohol consuption, toe sucking lmao, just fetish shit yeah.
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The trip to the next island was turning out to be longer than anticipated due to poor weather. The Straw Hat pirates had allied themselves with now-warlord-of-the-sea Captain Trafalgar Law and were harboring him on their ship as they sailed towards the next part of their plan as an alliance. The weather had finally turned pleasant so of course Luffy ordered Sanji to prepare a huge feast, complete with piles of steaming food and barrels of cold booze.
Eating and drinking were two of you favorite activities, second and third only to fucking, so you were thrilled at the prospect of a little party. No one had approached you yet and asked you for your time tonight, everyone being so busy setting up for the party and all… but you expected that to change as the night went on. Because you anticipated being taken for your services tonight, you took the time to bathe and clean yourself up a little extra nice.
You curled your hair into soft waves and spent half an hour caking your face and painting your lips a glossy sheer crimson before heading to your closet and picked out an outfit. You settled on a flouncy little baby pink dress, the layered fabric sheer and light. The soft pink hem swished high up on your thighs, leaving very little of your legs to the imagination. Looking at yourself in the mirror, you decide to play it up even further and crouched down to grab a pair of red high heels from under your bed. You slipped on the pumps and with a final twirl in the mirror headed out to the party.
The deck of the ship was buzzing with the sounds of your crew mates enjoying themselves. Brook was serenading the party with a jaunty tune to which Chopper and Nami were dancing, Luffy was busying himself with the sumptuous spread Sanji prepared, all while Zoro was ahead of the game and drinking himself into oblivion. Law was seated at the same table as Zoro, seemingly having much less of a nice time. The mysterious doctor was hunched over and stared emotionless into his drink, puffy brim of his hat shielding most of his face.
You noticed your friend Robin leaning up against the back wall of the Sunny with a glass of red wine in hand and bit of a scowl on her face.
“You don’t look pleased with the festivities.”
“See that target they put up at the end of the ship?” Robin nods behind you.
You turn and do indeed see a large target placed near the head of the Sunny.
“Yeah?” You inquire.
“Usopp and Franky keep having shooting contests. Franky keeps losing but he won’t give up. I don’t think they’ve sat down all night, and his face is as red as a tomato. Kind of embarrassing…” Robin giggles a little.
“Are you surprised? I guess they’ll be out of our hair for the rest of the night then.” You laugh.
“That’s my point.” Robin rolls her eyes. Your brows raise in realization.
“Ohhhh… you were trying to get laid! I get it now! Well no one’s approached me if you’re still up for it later…” You wink.
“Thank you sweet y/n, always so thoughtful!” Robin sips her wine. “I’ll see if I can find you later if I’m still feeling up for it. Go get a drink and enjoy the party, dear!” Robin waves you on to the kitchen.
You enter the galley and are immediately met with a very sweaty, stressed out Sanji.
“Hi handsome.” You purr as you approach the blonde at the stove.
“Oh, hello my love. I’m afraid the voracious appetite of our captain has rendered me incapacitated for the rest of the evening, the fucking glutton…” Sanji sighs.
“Aww, my poor, tired, love cook.” You coo as you push his bangs out of his eyes. You place a kiss on his cheek. A droplet of blood escapes Sanji’s left nostril. “Well I’ll leave you to it then.” You grab a bottle of cold wine from the fridge and a glass from the shelf and carry them both out to the deck with you.
You stroll over to the table where Law and Zoro were seated, now joined by Luffy whose cheeks were stuffed to bursting with various meats and cheeses.
“You gentlemen mind if I sit with you?” You ask while already sitting down across from Law.
“Not at all, pretty thing. Come have a drink with us.” Zoro smirks at you, holding his hand out to take the wine bottle from you. You oblige and he unsheathes a single blade to pop the cork off for you in dramatic fashion.
“My hero.” You chide as the swordsman fills your glass to the brim. “If I didn’t know better, I’d think you were trying to get me drunk, Mr. Roronoa.”
“And what if I am? You say the filthiest shit after you’ve had a whole bottle of wine and it’s fucking incredible.” Zoro shoots you a hungry look as he downs another cup of sake. Luffy giggles. Law straightens up and gives Zoro a confused look.
“Not much of a talker, are you, Trafalgar?” You turn your attention to Law.
“I didn’t know the two of you were a couple.” He states blankly.
“We’re not. I’m seeing everyone.” You smirk across the table at the foreign captain. He looks even more confused. “It’s what I do. I love making my crew mates happy, you can understand that, can’t you?”
Without time to answer, Luffy interjects.
“Haha you should give her a try, Traffy! She’s really something hehe!”
Law’s eyes widen.
“Yeah why not, Tra-Guy? You’re already here eating our food and drinking our booze, why not sample some of the other amenities we have here on the Sunny.” Zoro chuckles as he pours himself another cup of liquor. Zoro must be quite fond of Law, as sharing you is never something he likes to bring up.
“I’m sorry… are you offering me… her? Shouldn’t she be doing that?” Law looks a bit offended.
“Would that make you feel better? My services apply to guests of the Straw Hat pirates as well, and I assure you I can meet whatever needs you may have.” You swirl you wine in the glass and take a long sip.
“Um… No.. that’s.. that’s quite alright, thank you.” Law stutters out his refusal.
“You don’t know what you’re turning down, man. Whatever you’re into, and I mean whatever, she can do it. Sweetest pussy in the Grand Line.” Zoro leans back in his chair.
“Zoro! Don’t be so vulgar around our guest.” You scold the swordsman.
“Whatever, his loss.” Zoro shrugs and slams another drink.
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After hours upon hours of dancing and drinking, the party had thinned out quite a bit. Now that things were winding down, you notice the painful ache in your feet from wearing high heels all night. Most everyone had headed to bed and you were considering doing the same until you spy your unfinished bottle of wine on the table with Law still dated at it, alone now.
You sit down across from Law and take a swig from the bottle directly, your glass having been lost several dances ago.
“Classy.” Law remarks from across the table.
“Never said that was part of my resume.” You smirk and take another swallow of alcohol. You pull your feet up into your lap and groan. “God this is the last fucking time I wear these heels.”
You slip off one of your shoes and behind massaging the heel of your foot with both hands. You pause your ministrations to grab another sip of wine when you notice Law’s eyes on you. They weren’t on your breasts close to spilling out of your low cut dress, or your plush thighs squishing against the wood of the bench you were sitting on… they were on your foot in your lap.
There it is.
Ideas filled your head on how to finally break this stoic stranger.
“You’re a doctor, right?” You ask innocently.
“Huh?” Law responds, having been snapped out of what seemed like a trance. “Um, yeah.”
“Could you maybe feel right here? I think it could be swollen.” You extend your nearly naked leg across from you and push the table to the side so that there was nothing between the two of you.
“It..i-it doesn’t look swollen… but if you really want I could… I could take a closer look…” He hesitantly up at you before returning his gaze to your perfectly pedicured foot.
“I’d love that. Thank you.”
Law gingerly takes your foot in both hands and presses firmly into where you were pointing. You squirm a bit, feet incredibly sore from dancing all night. Law starts to rub up and down from your toes to your heel, intently examining every inch. You couldn’t help but notice how his mouth was now parted and his breathing quickened as he stroked your foot.
He stopped abruptly and released your foot from his hold.
“I-it seems fine. You should be fine.”
You drop your foot directly into his lap and push it firmly against the crotch of Law’s jeans.
“Are you sure, doctor? I think you should check again.” You flash him a devious smile as you take another swig from the bottle.
“W-what are you doing, y/n?” Law sputters out, sweat forming on his temples. You feel his cock begin to stir under the sole of your foot.
“You know, Traffy, we could have a lot of fun together…” You push harder against his erection with your foot.
Law winces but he doesn’t respond.
“Y-yeah?” He manages to pant out.
You begin to slowly stroke your foot over his denim clad member, feeling it from base to tip, hot and aching to be freed.
“Mhmm… Why don’t you take him out so we can play? You’re so hard Traffy, must hurt… We’re the only ones left out here, no need to be shy anymore…” You giggle.
Law sucks in a breath before eventually undoing his belt and jeans buttons. His cock springs up as he pulls it out his pants and briefs, laying rigid against his abdomen.
“Wow… you have such a pretty cock, Traffy…” You coo at him as you slip your left shoe off your foot and allow it to join your other foot in his lap.
“D-don’t call me that…” Law whispers out.
“Sorry…” You begin rubbing both of your feet up and down Law’s now exposed length. He watches your movements in awe as his mouth hangs farther open than before. “You’re just so cute I can’t help but tease you…”
Law pays your words no mind as he is mesmerized by the sight of your pretty little feet stroking his cock. Soft pants leave his lips as you continue working him over.
“You wanna cum like this, or do you wanna fuck me, Law?” You ask as you slide the ball of your right foot over his leaking tip.
Without responding verbally, Law grunts and leans forward to pick you up by your waist and lay you down roughly on the table you had scooted out of the way earlier. He rips his shirt over his head, keeping his hat in place. He wastes no time and flips up your frilly pink dress to expose your panties that had grown wet from merely giving a powerful man a foot job.
“I’m not waiting-“ Law says as he pushes your panties to the side and slides the head of his cock from your hole to your clit and back again, coating himself in your wetness. He pushes himself inside of you quickly, causing you to moan and arch your back. After a few experimental thrusts, Law picks up a quick pace and rams his hips into yours, curved cock hitting all the right places inside of you.
“Oh, fuck, Law that’s so oh-!” Your eyes snap open at the foreign feeling only to see Law standing between your legs with the outside few toes of your right foot in his mouth. Eyes slammed shut, he doesn’t falter in his thrusts as he savors the taste of your skin on his tongue. He uses one hand to rub at your clit as he caresses your ankle with the other.
“Dirty boy…” You coo up at him as you rake your nails down his abdomen. “You like sucking on my toes, you filthy boy?”
“Mmmm” Law manages to groan out as he peppers wet, sloppy kisses to the sole of your foot now, making sure every inch gets his attention.
“Make me cum and I’ll let you blow all over them.” You demand as you wrap your other leg around his waist and pull him closer.
“Fuck… swordsman wasn’t kidding…” Law grunts out as he picks up the pace of his hips, plowing into you with an ungodly force. He untangles your legs from his body and pushes them up to your chest, allowing himself the perfect angle to heighten your pleasure.
With hands under the crooks of your knees, Law brings you tumbling over the edge of your high and you cried out his name to the starry sky above you as your orgasm overtakes you. With your cunt still pulsing, Law pulls his aching, throbbing cock begging for release from your tight hole and begins stroking it in front of you.
Law grabs both your ankles in one hand and proceeds to blow rope after rope of hot white spend all over your delicate, pink painted toes.
Breathing heavily still, Law takes a few moments to admire his handiwork.
“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.” You quip from your exposed state on the table.
Law shoves himself back into his pants and puts his shirt back on. He surprisingly takes the time to gently put your panties back into place and pull your dress down before helping you off the table.
“You aren’t.. going to tell anyone about this… right?” He asks, hiding his eyes again with the brim of his hat.
“About what? You liking feet?” You smirk.
“Y-yeah…”
“You’re secret is safe with me, Traffy.” You say with a wink.
xx
*A/N ........ sorry :)*
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