#MUSTY tasting
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ever had an edible that TASTED so bad you started slapping yourself???????
#hey what's good it's your local trash gurl and this fuckin thing does NOT taste like an oreo#is2g i started slapping my face like i was about to get in a fight#it's like#MUSTY tasting#edibles#delta 9#HELP ME#I HAVE TWO BITES LEFT#i usually have a lil chocolate that is so tastey 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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veganism update year 13: real dairy now tastes disgusting
#even when I’m like given cheese on something by accident so it makes sense to eat it instead of throwing it out#I can’t bring myself to#there’s this musty barnyard taste to it that is just so foul#sorry cheese enjoyers
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off menu ‘does Giles drink holy water’ conversation you will always be famous
#off menu#britcom#buffy the vampire slayer#rupert giles#anthony stewart head#ed gamble#james acaster#shitpost#no but fr I will never shut up about that off menu episode it’s so funny I love him#like idk how far down the ‘canon hierarchy’ ASH pissing about on a podcast a few years ago is#but the holy water tasting musty and ass is canon to ME#the mental image of a drunk Giles staring a bottle of holy water like ‘I gotta know’ makes me crack up fr#btw side note but I do love ASH’s natural voice so much
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I want to dip morgott’s tail in milk and suck it dry
#*gnawing on him*#he would taste so musty#like my hungry ass could not be a nights watchmen#Elden ring#morgott the omen king#what if it was called freaky ring and instead of fighting you went under his big cloak to see his massive pe—#I’m not mentally well
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obsessed with the idea of seike and alphinaud bonding over her teaching him how to cook; seike's scarred hands gentling as she stirs a pot, alphinaud finding peace and contentment in mastering something for his own sake. a pocket of calm for both of them. the kitchen as a space to dance and talk and cry. the kitchen as a refuge.
seike's talented but her favorite thing is to cook homely meals and to do it well - alphinaud finds joy in discovering baking with its exact sciences and particular measurements.
and years down the line when supplies are scarce and there are too few hands to do the work, alphinaud fires up an old gas stove in camp broken glass and rolls up his sleeves. seikes not there; except she is, in the spice, in the precise cuts, in alphinaud scrutinizing a piece of meat and trying to figure out how to best use it in an expression eerily like the warrior of lights
#they...#i usually dislike assigning nuclear family units to found family but they truly have the older-sister younger-brother thing down pat#alisaie lies on the kitchen floor in the rising stones talking abt how the latest quest she was sent on was So Dumb#while Seike and Alphinaud try to figure out if they want to go with sesame oil or not#thancred occasionally pops in to sneak a taste#g'raha and urianger supply them both with ancient recipes found in old journals and musty tomes#my head is in my hands#rambles
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i feel insane
#the water at home has tasted weird and off to me AND ONLY ME for a couple of weeks now#no one else can taste it. it's just me. with this weird musty aftertaste in our filtered tap water#but i swear to god it's there and i can Feel it in the back of my throat#ein babbles
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You know what I'm going to say it. For as colorful as all the promotional material for Vol. 3 was (posters and the overall design language used for merch etc) the film itself sure is the most dusty and 2010-color-graded-looking film in the whole trilogy.
#lex thoughts#this is negative because i think the film looks... i dont know. dusty and musty and i can taste gravel every time i see a 4k screenshot#“lex if it was colorful it'd kill the serious mood!!!!”#but then why is vol. 2 the most beautiful film ive ever seen when it's only slightly less serious. it too even has a skinless meat man in i#quite genuinely i think it looks like the suicide squad but in space (and barely even that) and i just dont get why.#bestie Devin said it got Gunn-ified but THEN!!! WHY WAS VOL. 2 ALLOWED TO LOOK SO NICE!!! I dont understand#idk i know vol. 1 is given crap for looking poopoo but im going to put my foot down and say it looks better than vol 3 overall.#at least during the dark scenes it isn't pitch black or straight up gray.#“but lex the orgocorp scene!!” do NOT get me started on those scenes and how the lighting makes adam and ayesha look actually piss colored.#even ignoring them the interior was just a rehash of ego's eggship but dusty. it's all just SO dusty that I'm going to sneeze out my brain.
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Silly Game Time: Would you rather spend a year constantly being aware of an unpleasant odor (not a stench, just a bad smell) ... or a year where all your food and drink has very bland flavors (not a bad taste, just barely any taste)?
Aware of unpleasant odor. If everything tasted like I had a cold and was bland for a year I could not handle it. Plus, you can get used to a bad smell over time, and even still it really isn’t as bad as everything tasting bland.
#Chaos Answers#I couldn’t handle eating British food for a whole year I really couldn’t I need my seasonings and flavor /j#Seriously if everything just tasted bland I would not be able to handle it. I love flavor and I need to enjoy my favorite foods.#Plus I’ve been to the middle school lunch line I have practice around bad smells /hj (seriously how did the boys manage to smell musty)#(They smelled like they either barely showered didn’t wash their clothes or both. Like a mixture of sweat and basement.)#(I don’t think they had ever heard of deodorant other than the occasional suffocating amount of Ax body spray.)#So yeah. I can handle a bad smell. Not a year of only bland food. If chocolate or other food became bland I would probably cry.
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Regret to inform you all that the peach flavored peelerz candies are not that good and the banana and mango ones are still the best. The 4d peach gummies from the same company are wayyyyy tastier imo also the Walgreens knockoff ones are more expensive and not as tasty but the texture is nice. The outside is like dry though like dusted in sugar idk how i feel about it. They're easier to peel. I'm so sad the peach ones suck they've been so hard to find and I got 2 of them. The more I eat them the worse they taste aughhhh
#spent a lot on candy today im very hungover#my stuff#candy review#the peach peelerz taste like musty feet :(
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How to avoid White Room Syndrome
by Writerthreads on Instagram
A common problem writers face is "white room syndrome"—when scenes feel like they’re happening in an empty white room. To avoid this, it's important to describe settings in a way that makes them feel real and alive, without overloading readers with too much detail. Here are a few tips below to help!
Focus on a few key details
You don’t need to describe everything in the scene—just pick a couple of specific, memorable details to bring the setting to life. Maybe it’s the creaky floorboards in an old house, the musty smell of a forgotten attic, or the soft hum of a refrigerator in a small kitchen. These little details help anchor the scene and give readers something to picture, without dragging the action with heaps of descriptions.
Engage the senses
Instead of just focusing on what characters can see, try to incorporate all five senses—what do they hear, smell, feel, or even taste? Describe the smell of fresh bread from a nearby bakery, or the damp chill of a foggy morning. This adds a lot of depth and make the location feel more real and imaginable.
Mix descriptions with actions
Have characters interact with the environment. How do your characters move through the space? Are they brushing their hands over a dusty bookshelf, shuffling through fallen leaves, or squeezing through a crowded subway car? Instead of dumping a paragraph of description, mix it in with the action or dialogue.
Use the setting to reflect a mood or theme
Sometimes, the setting can do more than just provide a backdrop—it can reinforce the mood of a scene or even reflect a theme in the story. A stormy night might enhance tension, while a warm, sunny day might highlight a moment of peace. The environment can add an extra layer to what’s happening symbolically.
Here's an example of writing a description that hopefully feels alive and realistic, without dragging the action:
The bookstore was tucked between two brick buildings, its faded sign creaking with every gust of wind. Inside, the air was thick with the scent of worn paper and dust, mingling with the faint aroma of freshly brewed coffee from a corner café down the street. The wooden floorboards groaned as Ella wandered between the shelves, her fingertips brushing the spines of forgotten novels. Somewhere in the back, the soft sound of jazz crackled from an ancient radio.
Hope these tips help in your writing!
#writing#writing inspiration#writing tips#writers on tumblr#writing advice#creative writing#teen writer#writers block#writeblr#writers#on writing#writer#writerscommunity#writers of tumblr#writing community#novel writing#book writing#fiction
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why does coconut water suck so bad like what is going on there
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a request, if i may, of praising old man logan as he filfthly eats you out and it makes him combust the more you praise him? okay running away again
speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life
a/n: look at him taking off his glasses in absolute shock of this ask- no okay does old man logan have a praise kink? i would raise it higher and say every version of logan has a massive praise kink. this is a man who wants to know he's doing good in life. his love language is acts of service so he might get to hear a pretty thank you. also i'm not sorry for how feral this got. i have no explanation.
summary: he knew he loved you when your words begin to piece his heart back together. he knew he loved you when he flourishes at your praise. he knew he loved you when nothing in this world could matter but the sound of your voice telling him you love him too.
word count: 3k+
pairing: old man!logan x f!reader
warnings: EXPLICIT SO MINORS DNI, oral (f receiving), praise kink, logan is obsessed, dirty talk via reader, he is so pretty when he blushes, manhandling, cumplay, cumeating, overstimulation, crying, he's needy in this one, angst, tortured soul of an old man, reverence, religious trauma + greek mythology hints.
He can feel the strings of fate pull tight around his broken heart. In a failed attempt to draw him back together. To piece together an organ that barely beat for him anymore. He might have felt it once, before it broke. Before it gnarled itself like the branches of a dying tree, one half twisting away from the other in a desperate attempt of survival.
He deemed it a useless part of his body until you came along. You with your smile that held enough cloying sweetness to choke him as he stood helpless. Silently begging for you to say his name. To bring him back to life.
Whatever horrors that plagued his mind—endless nightmares that promised nothing but anguish—suddenly came crashing to a halt at the sight of you. So pretty in your denim jeans and velvet top. An angel seated in the center of a bar that held more filth than you deserved to be near. Logan couldn’t fathom that luck struck him this hard.
Not when death had already claimed his soul; notched yet another tally in the endless wall of people that came before.
He felt the dirt pack under his nails as he clawed his way out of the grave he put himself in. Years spent alone—a man lost to the ravages of time—had turned him bitter. With rough edges and biting words that stung far more than he intended. How could he believe he deserved to live after he contributed so much to the endless pool of blood that tainted his soul? How was he allowed such softness after biting off bits of brutality his whole life?
Logan was pretty sure he survived on borrowed time that had already run out. He could feel death breathe down his neck as the days went on. A reminder that what little of his life remained would be spent suffering. And he found that accepting it was easier than battling against the will of God, or whoever toyed with his lifeline.
It was far easier to die than find a reason to live.
Until you said his name.
Softly. Sweetly. Reverence wrapped in a tight grasp of need.
You brought him back from the edge—took his hand and refused to take no for an answer. You and the safety of your touch; the promise in your kiss. You dragged him into a life he didn’t earn; one that almost tasted too sweet—too sour.
After near a decade of being buried beneath the dirt, he felt himself collapse above ground and suck in his first real gasp of fresh air. Alive, once more. Hell spit him out with a vow of love and who was he to argue against it.
His fingers dug into your plush thighs, tugging them open to see what lay between. He marveled at their softness, eyes wide and awestruck at the sight of you spread beneath him. You practically glowed in the dim light of the bedside table. Yellow, musty, yet angelic when it caressed your body with its heavenly touch.
He wondered if this was real life; your nails digging sharply into his shoulders gave him the answer.
"Logan," you sighed, voice high with need.
The strings pulled taught. A vice like hold that drew him to you.
Maybe that's what this unutterable feeling was. The gnawing pit at the bottom of his heart. A greed he'd never indulged before—too afraid of what it might ask for next. He wasn't a man who asked for much. Rather someone that found himself far too content with nothing. But tonight he found his lips forming the words of a false prayer that his mother taught him as a child.
Hail the angel in his bed. Hail every good fucking thing you brought into his life.
His teeth sunk into your thigh, body jolting at your responding moan. Fingers dug into his hair, tugging at the mussed locks with a high pitched whine. You were a needy little thing, but Logan found he desperately wanted to be needed.
He smiled laving his tongue over the tender spot, working his way up to where you dripped for him.
So slick. So perfect.
Saliva filled his mouth. "What do ya want baby?"
Your chest heaved; he could feel the heat of your body under his palms. "Your m-mouth Logan."
His eyes trailed along your brow covered in a sheen of sweat. The room was thick with the humid air of the outside world. But that didn't deter him from craving your skin near his. The pressure of your thighs around his head a welcome weight. If he sunk his teeth in where the curve of your leg met your hip he knew he could draw out that soft choking noise he longed to hear on days spent driving alone.
If he had his way he'd crawl into you to seek your serenity straight from the source. He'd never divulge about the ache that chewed him up on the inside, but Logan wondered if you knew. Could you tell how much he craved you? How much he couldn't live without you.
When your glittering eyes met his, the resolve he spent years building cracked like glass. You peered into him as if he was a stained glass window. A god you were more than happy to worship.
"You want me to lick this pretty pussy?" Fuck, he sounded drunk off your taste already.
His mouth hovered over your throbbing clit, your scent now filling his senses. Overwhelming him with what he wanted most. But he needed to hear it. The lilt of your begging; the soft echo of your need that washed over him like soothing river water.
He couldn't live without it.
"Yes," you sobbed, thigh twitching.
The string sliced his heart open, blood pooling onto the white bed sheets. Oh what a sweet death your love made. Oh...what a bittersweet way to go.
He'd die right now if you asked him to. Hand over his heart on a silver platter if you so wished it. Maybe that made him far too gone for his own good, but Logan couldn't remember a time in his life where he got this. Safety. The hope of love burning far too bright and far too hot for him to fly near it.
Yet there he was. Icarus happily soaring in your sun like glow.
"I got ya honey," he murmured. "Gonna take care of what's mine."
You nodded frantically—tears welling up in your eyes. "You take care of me Logan."
The breath in his chest stuttered, eyes dark as the words fell past your swollen lips. He wanted to explain why his cock twitched against his stomach. Why he now leaked into the sheet with heavy panted breaths. But every time he came up short with the words needed to form an answer.
"Yeah I do sweetheart," he breathed. "Don't I?"
"Uh-huh."
"Take care of what belongs to me."
There was no warning when his hands dragged you closer with a rough tug, mouth closing over your clit with a desperate suck. A cry wrenched from your mouth, sparks sharply traveling down your spine. He licked through your slick with a growl. Hands an unbreakable press against your thighs.
The sight of your body bowed, mouth open for small gasped breaths that never came, snapped something in his mind. He was an old man. Well past his years. But the taste of your pussy along his tongue brought back a ferocity he often tamped down in his younger age. He felt the feral want claw at his chest, and answered it with a broken snarl.
Swallowing down every drop you gave him, he plunged his tongue into your entrance, thrusting messily until a smear of your shiny slick began to coat his mouth. It covered his cheeks and clung to the hair of his beard. He'd clean it out later, taste you on his tongue until he was aching for another go. But for now he was preoccupied with the way you cried for him.
"Oh fuck!" Your thighs trembled over his shoulders, hips canting down to drag yourself along his tongue. "So good."
He shuddered, eyes rolling back at the sound of your praise. You caught it within seconds, lips pulling into a breathless smile that left him gasping for air. His teeth nipped at your thigh briefly as his hips ground into the mattress below.
"You like that baby?" you breathed, thumb smearing your own slick against his cheek.
Something hot washed over his body. A needy sick and twisted ache that he'd never indulged in before. He wanted to be a good man to you; longed to be needed. And fuck if you didn't give him everything.
You were his walking wet dream. His future handed off and wrapped in a neat little bow.
"L-Love your tongue Logan-" A high gasp tore from your throat when he dived back in. Slurping at your clit with a heady moan as you dragged him closer. "Taking care of me so well."
His hips canted down into the bed, fucking his cock along the warmth of his stomach, as you gushed into his mouth again. Eyes zeroed in on your face, pupils dilated as he growled into your flesh. You no longer could see the man you loved, but the feral side he tamped down during the day. The animal he longed to release in your presence.
"Fuck I'm gonna cum."
His arms looped around your thighs and with a sharp yank, he had his face buried deep enough to suffocate himself. You sobbed an incoherent version of his name. Nails clawed at his shoulders, but Logan could feel the pulse of your clit under his tongue.
He sucked it into his mouth with a grunt, rolling it along his tongue as you trembled with the oncoming shocks of an orgasm that threatened to destroy you.
Tears dripped down your cheeks and Logan felt the satisfying part of his heart begin to stitch itself back together. The strings were tight enough to numb his pain. To quell the flare of agony.
That used to be all he knew, all he counted on most days. When there was nothing left and he'd propped the shovel in the dirt—his grave open and waiting—he stumbled right into your arms. He found his reason for living.
Heat curled around his spine as you shook with the impending orgasm—the stimulation on your clit practically debilitating. He grunted into your soaked flesh, eyes narrowed as he chased the release that pulled his stomach taut. But this wasn't for him to indulge in; this wasn't his pleasure.
So with a throaty moan you felt reverberate along your body, he scraped his teeth along your clit and watched as your body went stiff.
"Logan!" you cried, fingers scrambling for purchase on any part of him you could reach.
You gushed into his awaiting mouth, praises of it's so good, you're so good falling upon his ears like the whimpered prayers of a devout worshiper thanking your god.
"Taste so fuckin' good," he mumbled, drunk on what you gave him.
He didn't care that you were jolting with each pass of his tongue along your pussy. He didn't care that you were shocked with overstimulation, small broken cries of his name muffled by the press of your thighs against his ears. He licked at you until he couldn't breathe. Buried his tongue into your twitching entrance and sucked out your cum with a happy hum.
"P-Please." You tugged at his hair, pulling him off you with a sob. "I-I can't anymore Logan."
"'M not fuckin' finished," he said, eyes glazed and face coated in your slick.
You made a mess of his face. The light catching along where you spilled into his mouth and along his throat. And still he wanted more. He'd spend hours between your thighs, burning your skin with his beard, if it meant he could divulge in your sweetness.
"It hurts-"
A grunt rumbled in his chest, his arms tugging you back even as your feet kicked along his back. "Just one more honey. Yeah?"
You shook your head. "B-But-"
"Thought you said it was good."
"It is."
"Then lemme be good for you." He wanted to tell you that the world went quiet between your thighs. That all his grief, all his pain, lessened when you sobbed his name.
He wanted to show you the string that looped his heart to yours—the only thing keeping him alive—and thank you for bringing him back from the dead. But words weren't his forte. Violence had become the only tenderness he knew and you didn't deserve the rough edges of an old man. You should have more.
But when you let him touch you like this—caress your skin and lick between your folds—he felt as if he was a man who finally was worthy of someone as precious as you. He could pretend he didn't bear the brunt of a fucked up soul.
The weight on his chest lifted when your tear filled gaze met his and you nodded. Small, barely there, but it was enough for him to seal his mouth back over you with a ragged moan. Your body shook as his tongue slid through the seam of your pussy. The tip nudging against your clit—careful to draw the pleasure from your body slowly.
He didn't want to give you pain. His heart wouldn't survive that. But he was a broken man; someone who begged for more even as his teeth sunk into what was already given.
You were his meal. His sacrament in the midnight hours until dawn broke across the darkened sky. You were the other half of his soul.
How could he not indulge in your sweetened tang until his tongue went stiff?
"I love you," you sighed, eyes rolled back when he sucked at your pussy, a wet low moan echoing in the air. "My p-perfect husband."
The cold press of his wedding band against your thigh drove him over the edge. You weren't officially married. Didn't have the backyard wedding with a preacher to match. But Logan had placed a ring on your finger near a year ago, sliding one over his own with the vow of forever cemented in his words.
Even if that didn't mean much in the eyes of a god who abandoned him near a century ago.
"Oh-"
Your head tipped back, mouth dropping open as his fingers dipped into your wet heat. Thrusting lazily until he found the spongey patch along your walls—driving the pad of his middle finger into it with a needy moan.
He knew it wouldn't take long for you to fly off the edge of a second release. That didn't make watching you climb to that peak any less satisfying. The sight appeased his soul. It gave him a chance to breathe; let him know that after so much bad—after so much pain—he could do something good. He could bring you to the edge of pleasure and drag you over again and again.
He could finally be the man you believed he was.
Not the animal they created.
"C'mon," he muttered. Eyes fixed on the shape of your breasts as your body curved off the bed. Hips dragging along his face with a stunted cry.
A wail bounced off the walls, piercing his eardrums with the symphony of your cries. His fingers rapidly pumped into you with a squelch that had heat burning his cheeks—lips pulling your throbbing clit into his mouth as you broke. The climax slammed into you; battering your already swollen pussy.
Logan could feel his cock swell at the sight.
"Fuckin' perfect," he grunted, teeth bared as he clambered to his knees and wrapped his fist soaked in your slick around his leaking cock. "'M gonna cum sweetheart."
Your eyes fluttered open, fingers digging into his thigh. "Please. Wanna see it baby. Look so pretty when you cum Logan."
His chest tightened, body shaking while you watched in rapture as he fucked his fist rapidly. He wouldn't fucking last, could feel the burning consume his body, but something held him back. The string around his heart yanked him away from the edge, tearing a cry from his throat when his frustration peaked.
You could see it—the glimmer of need in his dark eyes. This wasn't the first time he longed for your words. It certainly wouldn't be the last.
So you spread your legs and sat up slowly—arms wrapping around his shoulders to bring his lips down to yours. A soft moan was muffled by your mouth; the peak of his release within reach. He could practically feel the tips of his fingers graze it.
"Cover my pussy baby," you mumbled into his mouth. "Be good for me and mark what's yours."
The growl came from the very bottom of his chest when he finally came. Your name was a bitten out snarl pressed to your mouth in an open mouth kiss as he spurted over his knuckles. He pumped his cock to milk every drop; eyes fixed on the way it covered the swollen lips of your pussy. Dripping down to your entrance that fluttered at the sight of his sweaty and crimson tinged face.
"I fuckin' love ya honey," he murmured, hand cupping your chin to drag your lips back to his. "Best thing that's happened in my life is you."
You smiled, thumbs pressing to his cheeks. "Love you too Logan."
Clutching you close, he felt the string go loose. The breath finally rushing back into his lungs at the sight of your eyes glowing with the kind of light that brought him back to the first day The night he met you in that shitty bar—alcohol the only thing on his mind until he saw you.
The night you spoke his name over his covered grave and dragged him back to life with a smile.
#logan howlett x f!reader#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x you#logan howlett x y/n#logan howlett smut#old man logan#my writing
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i don't know whose bright idea it was to put fuckin raisins in this tea, but may i say...
...bravo
#the blend is called ice wine#got it in a little tea shop in lititz pa a few years back#it seems to be a black tea with raisins#and while i've never had nor can i again have real icewine#i love the concept#and so i had to buy the sample when i found it#and it's just a real wild taste#definitely grape not so much raisin#and a little bit of that old musty flavor you get in old books#i'm quite fond and i'll be sad when i have no more#got leaves left for just one more pot :)
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Why can’t my aunt and uncle cook something normal for once?
#currently eating the most sourest curry ive ever had in my life#like theres no taste its just sour#and the rice tastes#idk how to describe it#its like musty#wtf#i dont like the rice#THE RICE#i love rice#going to cry#i apologise if this is some important cultural dish#but if you are a going to experiment why invite the whole family around#sour curry and musty rice#i am perishing#louie says shit
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Worst pill swallowing experience in my life.
It got stuck in the back of my throat... TWICE? AND STUCK TO THE TOP OF MY MOUTH/THROAT. UGH. I HATE DUSTY MUSTY PULLS.
#vent blog#i hate it here#i hate that the med works#AT WHAT COST?#MY TASTE?#The cost of my taste#the cost of sleep#its asleep med#argh#agh#muzsty#musty#spelled a tag wrong#sorry#DUSTY#musty dusty#wah#ate a granola bar to savor my pallette#pallet?#idk#help#the snack was tasty#eepy#sleepy eepy#eepy boy#feeling tired now#sleepwear#so sleepy#goodnight#yall
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