#MONTY FUCK OFF
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today's episode pissing me off, WHY IS MONTY THIRD WHEELING ON THEIR DATE :(
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The most unrealistic thing in Dead Boy Detectives wasn’t the demons or the magic or the cats, it was the fact that a creature who has only ever lived as a fucking crow, upon being turned human, had social skills far better than mine, at-least-average flirting skills and didn’t have a single identity crisis. All while being a teenager.
#like what the fuck Monty. teach me but also pls fck off and leave my fav boys alone.#dead boy detectives#dead boy detective agency#monty the crow
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tweet of the year
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shoutout to Monty stood behind Crystal during her rant and silently judging her
"oh wow!! this girl has ISSUES" sort of face
#and then he fucks off to go drug the woods#even when Monty shuts up for once. he is still iconic#THE BLINKING I'M GIGGLING#Joshua Colley is such an ACTOR#ace's random thoughts :)#dead boy detectives#monty the crow#monty finch#dead boy detective agency#the dead boy detectives#dbda#monty dead boy detectives#monty dbd#monty dbda#crystal palace
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Cunty Captain edit? Cunty Captain edit.
#I am actually so unhinged about this holy shit#like I’m so fucking proud of this#this took me like half a day to do and I’m so obsessed#one of the best things I’ve made imo#I don’t enjoy bragging but I’ll brag about this because it’s amazing#it really gives off Monty Leopard vibes (for all 5 of you who know what that means)#bbc ghosts#the captain#bbcghostsedit#bbc ghosts edit#my edit#ASJFJSGEEJCYIDHRFLFILSHSALBELFJDDKGDKSAHKJAVRJRUCSJJWJGJD
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I find it funny how the fandom (or, at least, a part of the fandom I see a lot) has latched onto the "Moon is obsessed with rules" headcanon. True, he's the one that comes after Gregory for "punishment time", but...
Sun is the one calling the player a rulebreaker and kicking a literal kid straight into the less-than-friendly Glamrocks' waiting arms (for accidentally turning the lights off. As if Gregory would know touching a Freddy shaped security box would do that. If it even was Gregory and, idk, ""someone"" disabling the power in the daycare on purpose). Sun is the one nearly popping his circuits if you don't follow his instructions. Sun is the one threatening to release Moon on you if you so much as colour a page wrong. Sun is the one getting frustrated with Cassie if she screws up somehow (haven't played Ruin in a while, but I do think he freaks out if you approach him in the VR world after only disabling one - or zero - generators).
Moon on the other hand? Moon is fizzyfazzing vibing (well, not in Ruin for obvious reasons). Fulfilling his task and getting the kid? Sure sure, let him just jump from leg to leg first, and walk in a goofy way at an extremely slow pace (even Monty with no legs balancing himself on crutches would probably move faster), while giggling and alerting the entirety of the daycare to his precise jingly location. He only starts taking it seriously and entering the structures when you get some generators on, and even then he's still messing around. The robot cares more about his jester theatrics than his goddamn job. If Moon really does security patrols like many people believe he does, half of them are (or were, prior to the virus) probably him tormenting a poor overworked security guard (rip Vanessa, if you're out there...).
Don't take me wrong. I love a Moon who follows the rules to a malicious degree as much as the next person. And he does seem set on putting Gregory down to sleep and punishing him. He does seem intent on harming you in HW2. But let's be real, Moon doesn't give a shit about his job half the time - doing a goofy walk, riding a carousel... those are much better. If he gets to scare someone while doing it, jackpot for him. We only really see him struggle in Ruin, as far as I recall. Sun is the one running around like a bossy headless chicken trying to get everything in order.
I think it's because Moon is the one who directly says "you must be punished" and harms you? But even then my man jumps on the table, does a goofy move, and flies off to give Gregory some time to hide for their little hide and seek game. Sun is the one getting freaked out and throwing you out without any preamble after the lights turn on.
Again, not shitting on anyone. I just think it's so funny. I legitimately cannot imagine Moon being that serious unless 1) a real intruder is at the pizzaplex, not some snotty kid; 2) Vanny tells him to; 3) something actually dangerous is happening and he's not high on whatever virus is going around.
#dca#fnaf sun#fnaf moon#daycare attendant#fnaf sb#slowly replaying through security breach again#got to the daycare section today but I'll restart it#I meant to be taking screenshots of the game while playing but got lost messing with my girl Chica lmao#anyway. moon is so fucking goofy.#I had forgotten just how goofy he is#The only time I actually got uneasy on his section was when he crawled inside the play structures#now THAT is creepy#ten out of ten they should have a session where he's sprinting at you on all fours and you gotta move from side to side to dodge him#him and monty could team up for that#I'm rambling sorry. let's get back on topic#sun is on the verge of a breakdown over the smallest thing and we really should make him be the rule oriented bossy one#also I choose to believe gregory DID NOT turn off the power accidently#i like to think our rabbit lady was the one somehow doing it.#just because I choose to believe she's behind the silly crap that happens in sb and we just don't see it#i call it the vanny copium.#Also. On the ☀️🌙🐰 parallels. Vanessa is the security guard. Makes more sense for the paralel if Sun is the stricter one.#imo of course#opinions welcome tho!
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Pouring one out for the Cat King and Monty, who were immediately down bad for the repressed Edwardian twink, clocked his suppressed attraction for his BFF of 30 years before he did, and managed to both help him stop repressing his homosexuality and acknowledge his feelings for Charles only to get shut down hard in the end.
Truly God's strongest, gayest soldiers.
#tbf Edwin did let the Cat King down a little easier than Monty#and he was only so hard on Monty in the end because of the sudden betrayal#and let's not forget Edwin#who had to fend off his own gay panic as guys came out of the woodwork to fuck him#all while wrestling with his jealousy over Charles and Crystal and watching Charles flirt with “a living girl”#they're all so strong and silly#edwin payne#monty the crow#cat king
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genuine question: where in the monty cutscene thing (with all the cardboard cutouts & everything) does it reveal that monty became the band's bass player because he killed bonnie?
i've heard a lot of people saying "bonnie giving monty his guitar and retiring is a cover up for what actually happened" and that's totally understandable!!! but that on its own doesn't say it was monty who got rid of him, just that he took bonnie's place in the band. it doesn't tell you what actually *did* happen.
i've seen so many people saying that scene revealed that it really was monty's fault, but i genuinely don't understand why?? if anybody has an answer please let me know i'm so confused
#i'm on team 'monty looks up to bonnie and was honored to take his position in the band when bonnie disappeared but monty didn't cause it'#at least that's my takeaway from it#we don't ever really get confirmation that monty dislikes bonnie in the first place!! all we know is bonnie disappeared in gator golf and+#monty just so happened to end up the bass player bc he wasn't already playing an instrument#and ppl say 'but monty has the claws' yeah the ones he doesn't get until he BECOMES BASS PLAYER???? aka AFTER bonnie disappears?#i don't think the claws could've been enough to decommission bonnie anyway. these animatronics are fucking RESILIENT#and another argument is 'he hates freddy so he went after his closest friend' but. why wouldn't he simply go after freddy???#fnaf security breach#security breach ruin#fnaf ruin#security breach ruin spoilers#fnaf ruin spoilers#ruin spoilers#glamrock bonnie#monty gator#montgomery gator#security breach monty#idk if this comes off as passive aggressive or not but i AM genuinely asking
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i want to write a Monty fanfiction. i need to get my Monty thoughts in order. i sit down to put them on a page. i go off on a tangent about Esther. i go off on a tangent about Esther. i go off on a tangent about Esther. i go off on a tan-
#SHE HAUNTS ME#fuck off witch please yes you're hot please leave me Alone#she is so important to monty tho i can't avoid it his whole characterization basically depends on how she treated him#of which we see tragically little in the show#in which are arguably not average circumstances for port townsend. probably#how does she treat her magic. does she go out and hang out with humans. what does she think about the cat king.#!!!#dead boy detectives#monty the crow#esther finch
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Hey pssst hey. Have you ever considered: Montada?
I hate it, and it nearly killed my hyperfixation
But I understand my opinion on this may affect others, and many may be hurting from this episode soooooooooo
Art requests open
#nevermore webtoon#i debated on posting this response when you sent it because 1) spoilers but 2) i swear i neededa fucking warning for this shit#“jessie and james vibes” my ass#monty has been giving off major r@pist vibes since his introduction#and while this makes sense as a good angsty plot point for ada. i dint think it should be endgame for a plethora of reasons#the past month ive known about this ive been waiting for the community divide that will probably occur ocer this#and i dont want people to fight#nevermore has been there for me for well over a year. helping me through the days since 11th grade. when i was 16. and im graduated now. 18#the community has been an absolute blast. even if im not as active on maincord anymore. with life getting busy and just too much to backrea#and im scared of losing that#but hey i got some art coming up in the next few days and I'm about to go to a wedding and you bet your ass im bringing my sketchbook#pls give me requests ive been in idea art block#and i dont think you guys want me making a bunch or horror movie aus cause that may end up in me drawing slight gore eventually#sorry to the other patrons for lying how i felt about this ship#i did truly feel neutral when i first saw it but now it just leaves a bad taste in my mouth#it makes me feel sick#a good part of my feelings towards it is due to how it got talked about in the Patreon streams and how uncomfortable it made me and others
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can we pls discuss how the cats are all so horny for them getting Big and Strong and Fit and Buff. If we lived in A/B/O world the locker room and gym would be flooded with pheromones at all times
you my dear anon have truly opened yap-dora's box with this one do not get me started on this please PLEASE you know how nasty this team would go at it in an abo-verse? the pheromones would just be in a constant feedback loop if these boys weren't forced to put on blockers and use suppressants because its really the way they talk about each other and the way their affection shows
and i think just the past few days we've had so many anecdotes of paul talking about how much fitter the cats are, or players commenting on their own physique or other players talking about how much they noticed how big other players have gotten is sooooo
so allow me splurge about all the stuff these horny cats have done that live on in my brain in an abo context because yap-dora's box has been opened. dear god save us all.
the sc celebrations on and off ice: all the neck nuzzling, sashas penchant for grabbing people by the neck/head (ekky, lundy) or just ragdolling guys (forsy) about because who can say no to pack alpha? hes pack alpha! let him do whatever he wants to you! guide his hand to where you want it most (your neck)! absolutely melt that hes letting you touch his neck in return he trusts you that much! feel safe and warm with his hand on you! go limp! let him move you about! pack alpha gets whatever he wants!!
ekkys also specifically brought up monty grabbing the back of his head and rubbing his forehead on his so hard it actually hurt after winning the cup and its always lovely to see some good ole pack bonding that is the forehead nuzzle because sometimes an omega does need hard touch to keep them present
and speaking of ekky... ekky being ekky and grabbing the nearest warm neck to stick his nose into because this poor omega has toiled since game 4 and riddled with anxiety aplenty and hes de-stressing by surrounding himself with pack lest he breaks down and cries again (despite the fact he absolutely did cry on the ice) needs to be reminded hes safe now its all over hes allowed to be spoiled again and filled with the scents of all the people that he loves to soothe him
also all the club e11even shenanigans are truly unmatched sasha being very mmmmghghg with lundy, sasha being mmmdgfdghd with everyone (because pack leader of course has to re-scent everyone in a crowded club his scent gets washed out by all the sweat and people and likes his pack to smell like him :( and whilst hes not super territorial sober he does get more possessive when hes inebriated, listens more to his base instincts screaming at him that he can barely sniff out his pack and thats a no-no he likes his pack to be his), ekky clinging onto sasha (because omega is feeling loveydovey and displaying submissive behaviours to appeal to their pack leader)
but also specifically benny holding maffhew by the neck is always fun to remember because he wasnt super super touchy with anyone that night but maffhew is always an exception of course and wouldnt want to scruff this fun flirty omega? especially one you have so much storied history we love play behaviours we love tussling to re-establish pack dynamics
re: to also expand upon possessive pack leader sasha, sasha making the finns wear a shirsey with barkov city at the front of it during his cup day because that was a thing that very much still haunts me because now they each just have shirts with sashas and theirs name on it. which im sure sasha is very pleased about and thisll probably be the most possessive we'll see him get in a sober context and by god did my jaw drop
also my favourite examples of all this big talk is when mikksy gets brought up and theyre like oh hes soooooo strong hes mean (froths at the mouth at how he can push them around) sorry yall this is my guy i will be annoying about him specifically very much we have a fun new overseer to put us in our place! unfortunately the omegas on this team are very much just in constant preheat at this point like where do i even begin WHERE
also do i have to mention anything about forsy ever? do i have to? presented without comment! the graphic!
(added bonus of all the shit paul said about forsy these past days lmao)
and i just think this team is horny for each at all times and theres so many more examples and pack goes crazy theyre all fucking each other THE LOCKER ROOM REEKS
#ask#sorry i got excited#i was supposed to start cc-ing the training camp stuff and also the lundy interview and the paul interview#and then this was in my inbox#so you can imagine what my brain wanted to do instead#questions? comments? concerns?#(hunkers down like im at a sleepover) my inbox and dms are always open im a fucking yapper#once again yap-dora's box babes#honourable mentions: anything that happened in club e11even ever (maffhew stevie hug. monty and maffhew all over eo.#when ekky was on the pole and bjorny and stolie are on spotter duty and they try to support his legs but because ekky fans his legs out#so it looks like theyre muscling his legs apart to show off how good their omega is to the club. etc.)#anything that happened at the parade ever (maffhew hugging sasha on stage and cuddlin up to him. lombo cuddling up to mikksy.#ekky touching forsy wrist when he called him up in the speech like hes trying to re-scent himself with forsys because hes just so happy etc#anything that ekky and benny do ever#theres just a lot here im sure i forgot so many fucking things#oh the communal dogbone#yeah im gonna keep thinking about all this for the rest of night if youll excuse me
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//slight ruin spoilers!!//
m8 was just doing his job
also rabid floor mongrel <3
creachure
all art mine :)) likes and reblogs are very much appreciated
#cassir didnt know man she was done dirty#honestly fuck the mimic it did her so dirty this whole game#and the roxy bit??#fucking twisted the knife#MXES was just doin their job trying to get a kid off their shit#also rabid floor man is my favorite<3 hes feral <3#digital art#all of this is my art!!#ibispaint#fnaf#fnaf sb#ruin#five nights at freddys#security breach ruin#MXES#cassie#monty gator#fanart
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Still trying to figure out how to draw a more intimating Monty
#I just can’t help myself I love drawing Monty all flustered and happy#but srsly how the fuck do people draw those intense faces mine always feel off#art#fnaf#fnaf sb#fnaf fanart#fanart#fnaf security breach#fnaf 9#glamrock bonnie#monty gator#freddy x monty#montgomery gator#fnaf glamrock freddy#glamrock animatronics#glamrock fronnie#glamrock monty#fnaf glamrock#glamrock freddy#monty x bonnie#glamrock freddy x glamrock bonnie#sketches#sketch
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you're telling me this is kisaki in the past.
????
#tokyo revengers#kisaki tetta#excessive tanning#wtf#why the fuck was he turning kisaki & hakkai’s melanin on & off & off & on#by he i mean the creator#monty rambles
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quick doodle for my gf :)
#documenting our relationship through our ocs btw#also my gf got me this cute crocodile plushie :3 his name is Monty#istg if I win the lottery I'd drown her in gifts bro she's not making it out alive#void#lilly#idk why I made her oc smaller than Jay. Jay's the shorter one..#oh well I'm gonna fuck off again#my art#jay/jacob#jacob skelton#also it's crazy that it's been two months only. feels like it's been a year or something since we started going out
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they dont make them like that anymore, they used to be SO mean i miss it
#sims 3#any thread you'd open there was someone getting told to fuck off for asking something lmao#pescado was not the most pleasant but his mods were a godsend so everyone just had to go along with it#and the monty python question to register? amazing#automatically gets rid of morons and people who cant google for shit#internet back then was like the wild west#screamers rude ass people gore#bitch we were in the trenches you dont know how good you have it with your trigger warnings and tags you can block 😭
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