#MONDAY WHY

[always-coffee]

It’s Monday, so I have dressed accordingly.

[brynnmclean]

Oops, guess who didn’t realize that their Dexcom transmitter prescription didn’t auto refill until their current transmitter expired and they couldn’t find a new box

[thealexanderfiles]

Dick, head in hands: Jason you can't-

Jason, scoffing: What are you, a cop????

All the other officers in the Bludhaven Police Department:

[magnoliacharmed]

raw, april 8 2024

[stark-lord]

The Monty Eyebrow™️

for @purgatory606

[algoreithms]

kramer's monster

plus an alt version w/o the reverse bear trap i forgot to include it.. yikes

[anarcho-karlachism]

This shit is gonna be amazing.

[just-wanna-draw-em]

Fuck everything it’s still Monday somewhere. This was funnier in my head, but oh well. Who wants to guess the reference?

[anpanmann]

countdown to jin's return

d-1 ♡ solo singles

[sistertonin]

wrestling is a love story (summerslam kickoff show 8/2/24)

[charles-leclerc-official]

Omg it's rpf Monday! Stop what you are doing and start talking about rpf immediately

[hermit-frog]

just saw someone on twt to point this out the shelves fall down because of the shockwave, from the blow against the wall that's going on the other side guys i can't do this

Daniel is not being attacked, there's a fight/assault happening in the other room, and it's not necessarily loumand though

[vampryn]

why do some of us sick fucks see this and think "hehe so cute"

[samijey]

Bron Breakker vs Ilja Dragunov - Monday Night RAW 08/07/2024

[zivazivc]

What was Ish and Lena's relationship?

I made so much for this ask, don't look at me 🫣

The two trolls had a short summer romance at a "no boarders" music festival called Fusion Fest. Back then it was a pretty new and small thing, and the point of the festival is for trolls from all genres to come together and enjoy each other's music and company; celebrating togetherness and acceptance.

(Yes, I made a logo. 😅 This festival is a major annual event for the mixed trolls in my AU.)

Ish and his friend group went to check it out because they're already a colorful ensemble of different genres, and they were curious to see what it was about.

Lena and her friends somehow caught wind of the festival in their backwater village where nothing new or exciting ever happens, and they decided to go to rebel against their closed-minded, racist parents and community, but mostly because they were bored teenagers who'd never seen any trolls other than Rock Trolls before. Despite them wanting to experience something new, their reason for going was very much NOT the point of the festival; They were treating it more like a freakshow to stare at, and them rebelling against their parents was more just to anger them and not because they were any better...

In my mind Lena is very attractive (in a trashy, grunge kind of way), and a 16-year-old Ish immediately got a crush on her from across the room.

He put his Funk moves on her and left her completely flustered from how forward he was. I imagine he was really charming and smooth, but also I can't stop cringing and comparing it to bird mating dances lmao.

(The song Ish is singing to Lena. It makes it feel extra perfect because I just happened to learn the singer was also a 16-year-old when recording it!)

Lena didn't fall for him as hard as he fell for her at first, but she's one of those girls who will go for any bad boy that looks intimidating, and she thought funk trolls were scary and intimidating, because she was subconsciously racist herself too. 🧍 She did really start to like him after they hooked up though, and started liking him for him (so at least she was learning...)

But then they were faced with an unexpected surprise one morning after waking up from a night of concerts and partying (and mixing of substances that shouldn't be mixed)...

Ish panicked hard, he even tried getting rid of the egg, claiming it had to be a dud given the circumstances, but Lena stopped him saying she felt it move. Thank god, because Leslie hatched only minutes later.

Ish was so freaked out that he abruptly left and headed back to Funk Kingdom in the same day, and just abandoned Lena with the baby.

Lena was also very scared but she immediately warmed up to little Leslie and had no intention of dropping him off at an orphanage or doing something similar, despite her friends' encouragement to do just that, claiming her parents were going to kick her out if she showed up back home with a mixed baby.

I'm thinking Ish did try to reach out to Lena by sending her a letter a few weeks later (he got her address before the egg thing happened), but the letter never reached her because she really was disowned and kicked out of her parents' house when she came home and refused to give her baby up...

So Lena never heard from Ish again, and the next time Ish heard about Lena was about 9 years later when Leslie turned up looking for him with his baby brother, and he learned that she was gone...

(Ish having a weird day where he went out after Kymani poorly relayed a confusing phone call from the police station, and later came back home as the sole caretaker of two neglected kids.)

[nogooddeetz]

honestly i think emma and paul still should’ve just shown up in bogshollow too. crabby tavern maid and boring printing press man. i would’ve personally eaten that up, no questions asked.