#MEAN ASSS PEOPLE

[iamunabletothinkofablogname]

NO I HAVE SCHOOOL TOMOORWO IM GONIG BACK AND WAIDS I WDJAISJ ITS COLD AIDJISSS LIKE MY SKIN TURNS GREY

AND THE PEOPLE I WANT TO RIP THEM TO SHREDS /NEG AND ITS SO FUCKING LOUD

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: The Most Divorced Time of year

[mysterious circle of robed figures] JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: today we continue our quessst to rehabilitate glinner Rowling: i will not ressst until he isss reintegrated into ssociety Rowling: and not ssleeping on my couch anymore

Rowling: cuz you know Rowling: that man isss Rowling: i mean ssure i hate transs people too Rowling: but i have other interesstsss assss well Rowling: Rowling: i'll let you know asss sssoon asss i think of sssome

Rowling: i do have other interesstsss outsside of transsphobia Rowling: like Rowling: for example Rowling: i like hating on autissstic people too Rowling: i mean, let's be frank Rowling: they've had it too good for too long

Rowling: and, you know, dissabled people Rowling: and the goblinsss Rowling: in fact actually i'm pretty versssatile Rowling: i'm almossst as well-rounded as hp lovecraft if you think about it

Graham Lineham: jk did you know that trans people have smaller skull shapes Rowling: it's 1 pm graham, why are you sstill in pajamas Lineham: i've been researching how the trans control the media Rowling: did you even try to look for a job today

Rowling: graham here's the newssspaper Rowling: hey maybe you could look at the want adsss Rowling: bet there'sss plenty of openingsss for a transsphobic comedy writer Lineham: i don't read newspapers, i heard that the wood pulp industry is captured by trans activists Lineham: they put estrogen in the news ink Lineham: you know Lineham: to get you Rowling: Rowling: wait really? Rowling: shit maybe i should sstart possting that

Rowling: graham ssseriousssly Rowling: you could at leassst apply Lineham: no everyone's against me Lineham: there's no jobs for a fearless truth teller like me Rowling: i Rowling: how Rowling: we live in england! there'sss nothing BUT jobsss for transsphobesss! Rowling: how are you still unemployed!?!

Rowling: look jussst march into the BBC and asssk if they're hiring any transsphobesss Rowling: maybe they'll be impressssed with your moxie and hire you Lineham: it doesn't work like that these days Rowling: jusst wear a sssuit and ssit in the lobby til they hire you!

Lineham: i've got a great idea to get back in people's good graces! Rowling: whatss that Lineham: well you know how david tennant is the most beloved man in the country? Rowling: right Lineham: well if i can bring him down, then i will assume his place Lineham: as the most beloved man in the country Rowling: Rowling: right ok that makess ssensse to me

Rowling: look i clipped out a bunch of adss for transphobic jobss Rowling: i'll jussst ssend them to graham'ss agent Helen Joyce: terrible news, dark lord! Joyce: his agent dropped him for attacking david tennant Rowling: Rowling: oh

[that-starry-freak]

What is your favourite TSAMS ships?

anon, you have opened the floodgates oh my god- I have so many favorites (im a HUGE multishipper)

This is ordered into favorite to least favorite of my favorites!!! Pretend that made sense

Moonchips: ... wew boy- the flavors bro- the flavors- moon x v4? He said he'd like to date someone sarcastic and a bit sadistic if he ever tried dating, Eclipse fits the bill fucking perfectly. Moon x solar? Holy shit they're stupid and gay and awkward and have neither done this before let them cook let them experiment they're both scientists they're perfect that this. Moon x v1? Toxic, oh my god so fucking toxic such an interesting concept im not even going to go into it thats too crazy for main (i keep all my toxic ships on my tsams side blog 😔). Moon also includes new moon/nexus! Meaning, v4 Eclipse x Nexus? Yup, a flavour of moonchips, and holy fuck do I love v4 Eclipse x Nexus bro- also, v1 x nexus? He could have treated him SO much better. Also also, v2 x moon? Bro, they had a partnership already- like- auwnjsnssdnd AND ASH (eaps moon) X V4?? bro how can I be normal about moonchips-

Nexus x Eclipse x Sol: ... if you know, you know *looks to Zee* we have an au with this ship and it goes crazy bro. again, another au/ship too toxic to relaly yap about on main. But basically Sol abused Nexus and Eclipse and once they leave him they're very dependent on each other. Its a really interesting dynamic and its fun to play around with the characters

LullabyNight: chat, chat hear me out- listen Moon would be able to understand him if he really tried. And they could be sciency together- and experiment because Nexus did say that one time he wasn't sure about his sexuality (which makes sense!! Him questioning his sexuality is actually a nice part of his character arc, since he's not Moon) and Moon said he'd be willing to experiment with someone who was like him?? Bro, they're perfect. Let them kiss

Lord Eclipse x His Bm: he keeps them as his pet- thats- that's about it

Eclipse x Nexus x Solar (lullabychips, Eclipse², and Solarnexus): obviously my main ship i talk about a lot. Im not asss obsessed over it as I used to be (that is Zees fault, they got me obsessed over other ships <3) but when I rant about characters I think out of all the poly couples, they're best suited for each other. From Eclipse and Solar's moon trauma, to Eclipse and Nexus both being copies of someone else, to Eclipse and Solar both being eclispes. They could all understand each other very well, as well as compliment each other. Plus, cmon, Eclipse has been borderline defending Nexus-

Rumini (ruin x Gemini): a crackship that happened on a thread about who Ruin is shipped with and people were making art for it and I started thinking about it and im obsessed wnsdnsnsd they'd be so great for each other but also terrible. Secretive old man yaoi <3

Obviously just because they're on this list doesn't me I ship ship it (and if it isn't on this list that doesn't mean I dont relaly like it, it just doesn't mean I'm not obsessing over it rn. I really like bloodysun too) The only ones I think would actually be cute and good together are Solar, V4, and Nexus. Or v4 and Ash. I just think toxic ships can be really interesting!! It complicates things in a way that feels more real

[einzfics]

okay here I am for a request !!

my oc Harp/Bow is on my pinned post. They/them, lesbian, ourgh personality…kinda slightly mischievous around people they trust. This is a snarky queer !! /sillay

most of the time they can ignore it but they have social anxiety and also random nervous system anxiety - the latter is more prominent.

idk 🤷 flirty but like a wet cat at the same time.

as for the actual request ,, can it be a comfort fic? In this case Harp is the one that needs comforting anddd I forgot to say the pairing is with scythe from phightint hello. but no do whatever or don’t do it it’s up to you !!

On it! .-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

A SALTY SNAKE'S SWEET SIDE

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requested by @phishyyphishphish Oc belongs too: @phishyyphish Fanfiction written by: @einzfics/@v3noumouspyth0n Fandom: Phighting

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Harp was lost in thought once again.

It was always so easy to escape reality, just being there without fully being there. But, sometimes it was always at the wrong time, since people always got so annoyed with that. Especially Banhammer, the demi-god had his nose so high in the air he'd drown if it'd rain.

Maybe today was the final straw for that.

No more Phights, maybe they could work at Vinestaff's cafe... I mean, no one could possibly get mad at them there... right? "What's with the sssssour face ssssugar~?" a familiar voice hissed, it was Scythe. The most dangerous Phighter in the west.

Harp looked at Scythe, a miserable look on her face.

"You're ussually ssssmilin' so brightly, you beat the sssssun in a ssshining contesst," Scythe chuckled at her own little joke, but quickly stopped when Harp's mood didn't change. "Odd, you're never this down. What'sss wrong?"

Harp sighed, "Scythe, am I annoying?"

Scythe blinked, "ain't we all? But you are aren't asss annoying asss that purple bastard, I'll give you that." That comment itself made Harp smile a bit, but they still felt bad.

"Maybe if I find a job with less people... Phight's stress me out as they are, so many people... eugh, people..." Scythe laughed, "now you know how I feel. Why do you think I only work with Medkitsss and Broker? People are the worst things you'll ever encounter."

"Well, you're not that bad," they said, smiling at Scythe. Scythe hissed a little, pink blush coming onto her face.

"You're also never this nice... are you a doppelgänger?" Harp asked, looking suspicious. Scythe laughed, "no darling, but I am sincere."

Scythe smirked, "but if you ever tell anyone about this conversation, you're head is going on my wall."

Harp could only laugh.

[mrsterlingeverything]

So being prejudiced against people from your own community (and other communities) is fine under the guise of keeping it real, speaking whatever we want, and not being afraid? i didn't even know ayesha was trans when i read her tweets about kim being "castrated" as a child, but now it feels worse because she's trans cause she's attacking someone from her own community? she can say whatever she wants, i don't care, it just feels like you really like justifying shitty behavior from singers if you like their music instead of just admitting their behavior is pure shit and you don't really care about how they behave as long as their music is nice.

i didn't even know exactly who ayesha was before i saw someone retweeting about her calling out kim for working with dr luke which I was like "oh, yes, get her ass" but then she tweeted shit about kim's transition and that's when she crossed the line.

"no 12 is when kim's parents got her castrated, 12 is when i was being a kid and growing up x"

"exactly my point. you did nothing with this. while i worked my ASSS off to get any sort of my attention for my music, she was on tv talking about getting axe wounded at 12 by her rich ass parents."

re: azealia - i didnt'even see anything about azealia banks in her tweets, but miss banks can also go away with her transphobic shit. she has a talent with words, for sure, but she consistently uses her talent for evil WHICH SHE'S ALLOWED TO IF SHE WANTS that's up to her morals, but you don't need to justify it as "oh she's just keeping it real, i respect that", you see what i mean? like whichever music you like, you are still someone i really care about and enjoy, it's just odd to go to bat for these singers who keep showing their ass all the time.

This is a funny conversation because i haven't read some of those tweets either until you mentioned them like the axe wound tweet for example... ew. Umm. Its complicated. Maybe not for you... but to me, there's something about... people saying what they think even if other people think its nasty that i find respectable.

I think those tweets from ayesha about kim are disgusting, but im just not the type of person to cancel someone completely from my life when they do something wrong. Everyone does good and bad things, i dont think some bad things negate lots of good things, although lots of people do think that these days.

The way i see it, everyone thinks things that someone else would find disgusting. I dont know you anon but if you spoke or posted all your thoughts theres someone out there who would think some of them are disgusting, because theres people with all sorts of opinions. It doesnt mean you shouldnt speak your mind. Sharing ideas is very important or we end up in our small social media bubbles and dont understand other world views, or other cultures for that matter.

Regarding me saying that ayesha is more qualified to talk about transgender people as a trans person, i mean that while i find her tweets to be disgusting, i know there are some detrans people even on here who think that 12 is possibly too early for the medical transition that kim had. Its not really my place to say as a cis person, thats what i meant. I think at the very least its complicated and while you can say its great for people to transition that early, i think its great for some people to, and probably harmful to others based on personal anecdotes that ive read.

I hope i answered everything, lots of topics here. Also i want to say that i really enjoy conversation like this, i think its good for all of us to be exposed to different ideas :) ily anon

[hysterotic]

https://www.tumblr.com/hysterotic/753444401901142016/hi-i-love-your-baji-fanficsheadcanons-the-way?source=share

Okie so basically I have a few hcs for baji like for example hes well loved by his community (saw a hc that he looks after the people around him from the old lady a few floors down. Fixing her table and giving her company and getting fee xookies to protecting the kids from bullies outside the apartment block to nor having issues babysitting). I actually hcs that he and ryoko were lowkey really popular among th residents bc rokyo is an absolute queen (takes no bs at all. Installed respecting women/feminism in his ass. Like if he hit a woman than romeo has no issue taking his asss on a first class trip to the pearly gates) and basically lowkey they brought alot of people together and formed this community till baji's death (he was mourned no just by romeo but also all the residents) and its like since then things have lowkey started falling apart (relationships, friendships, people having bad luck some have just moved away entirely and the community broke up) bc baji died (Halloween is a cursed day in the block, ALSO tora better watch out bc he finna get jumped)

Coinciding with that, I feel like baji really hss that main character aura to him (hes strong, hes emotionally intelligent yet people smart. Hes got the entire first division + bajitora as his fanclub (tora may clown on chifuyu for glazing him all day but he's just as bad) AND he lives a double life. Plus he fits the criteria of having at least one absentee/dead parent and his mom having her own backstory of being delinquent). Like he draws a lot of people to him whether it be good or bad - which with main characters usually means their a child of prophecy or have that mc plot armour that baji should have gotten.

Like I'll say this i really wanted baji to be a timeleaper (just so I can see him put kisaki on the news. Honestly icl he would look sooo hot doing that idk why). Also hes a girl's boy, like he's the type of guy you can trust with your drink (he'd beat up anyone who tried it) and I feel like although he's alot more reserved (he might actually he an introvert lowkey) he tends to adopt people rlly quickly and become like a big brother figure (blue lock event where he was insisting nagi take the towel despite tryna fight him a few mins ago) and he just takes care of them via acts of service.

Tldr: Basically its my own interpretation of baji with a fair amount of meat munching.

the last part. he is such a big brother figure to anybody he’s friends with god i adore that man so much

[seasonal-writes]

If you want to, please elaborate on tango and impulse... their dynamic is so so good<3

-🍂

well i meaaan.. if you really wannaa heaaar.. cracks knuckles SO. essentially, if it wasn't obvious, Tango and Impulse have been attached at the hip for a LOOOONG time in this canon. Impulse's official "title" is like, Personal Guard to the Heir. His only assignment, unless stated otherwise, is to ensure Tango's safety and well-being—meaning they practically "grew up" together because he was constantly tailing him and keeping watch. so you can imagine they know each other veeery well, because Tango's had Impulse as a guard for like, ten or so years? they're genuine friends, of course! best friends, i'd even say, asss tango was actually lowkey a recluse/kinda sheltered? so he'd interact with whoever he had in the castle's vicinity in the Nether, and that happened to be Impulse. so this random, older kid's assigned as his guard and tango's like "it's free real estate" and YES they used to get into trouble together. Impulse has turned his head at maaany of Tango's shenanigans, and Tango never stood for Impulse being punished for anything by higher ups. And when they tried to find Tango someone else after too many convenient "I just wasn't paying attention"'s from Impulse, Tango had a melt. down. That was the first time Impulse ever saw Tango have a real moment of rage, and you can imagine that there were more than just a few scorched painting to deal with, and that Impulse was immediately re-instated as his personal guard. i was actually JUST talking to a friend of mine about how it's canon that Impulse is a few years older than Tango, and he was given this position while training to be an official knight. so i always look SO FONDLY on the image of a tall and quiet, awkward young Impulse with a training sword next to an equally-as-awkward teenage Tango at like, parties and events 'n things. we were making jokes that Tango turns to him like "You gotta start talkin' to some people, buddy. You look too scary." and Impulse is just like "I don't get paid enough to talk to people." It's so funny to me, and that definitely says a TON about their dynamic. Impulse is definitely still quiet, but they're very chatty in private moments—which I tried to capture in chapter six. Impulse is literally a shadow when he's around more than just his prince, and i love the aesthetic of that claim with his blackstone armor and wallflower tendencies. But if there is even a slight change in Tango's tone to indicate discomfort, he's hovering right behind him with a glint in his eye and his weapon drawn. He's also bulkier and a little taller than Tango, too. So he's intimidating as hell.<33 ANYWAY. they're very close. and while Tango might not see it all the time, Impulse is insanely devoted to him. Like, Impulse would die before he let Tango get hurt, he'd break any rule and go to jail before even a hair on his head was disturbed. It's your usual Knight and Prince dynamic, but instead they're long-time best friends and the selflessness is cranked up to an 11. I also have this idea that Impulse doesn't know what he'll do without Tango to watch over. Sure, position change. Sure, there will be changes. But his purpose has been one thing for so long, and i'm sure the idea of Tango running away would be wildly devastating to him. so uh. do with this information what you will. i love them so much and i'd fully recommend sitting and thinking about all the scenarios of two goofy childhood buddies being put into things beyond their age, but still having each other at the end of the day. Or defending each other. Or just being soft pals. i'm so normal about them, can't you tell?

i'm also SO sorry for how long this is, holy cow. i just get very excited about all the characters and these two are a special case to me.

[brightlotusmoon]

My tmnt fangirl story: my first memory of tmnt was watching the 1990s movie on vhs tape all the time as a kid and stealing one of my brothers tmnt toys to play tea party with. Ever since I was little I always loved turtles. So I'd watch the tmnt 1990 movie all the time. I was born 1996, so I never really saw the original 80s cartoon, except on another vhs tape that had the first few episodes. Growing up i remember vaguely seeing the 2003 cartoon on 4kids on weekends and remember watching the 2007 movie once and loving it. But I never became a full fangirl till the tmnt 2012 cartoon. And I was hit with full on love for all things turtles. Watch all the tmnt 2012 episodes that came on tv whenever it was on. Got tmnt merc, got all the tmnt movies I could get on dvd. Watch them all the time. Tmnt 2012 was my everything and I loved it. Leo is my favorite turtle. Mikey is my second. I love all the turtles, but Donnie and Raph would have to be my least favorite. Leo just has a special place in my heart. I relate to a lot of his issues. Being the oldest and not a lot of people appreciating you for it. How hes not everyone's favorite makes me love him more. I also relate a lot to mikey, with his adhd and everyone thinking he's stupid when hes not. Also can relate how Leo gets angry, and how all he wants to do is protect his family and make his parent proud of him. In general I love all the turtles and how other and outsiders they feel. And how they always have each other. I wish i had something like that. A bond like that. I have siblings but they just mostly make me feel like a mean babysitter, and idiot, or a kiss asss to my mom. Plus having adhd, autism and ocd doesn't help. So loving the turtles help. Plus the cartoon and animation is amazing. I love the humor and the darkness in the tmnt 2012 version. I've seen the rottmnt movie and love it, and I'm watching the cartoon. I like it, but I feel like its over hyped and the movie is so much better. Does the rottmnt cartoon get better? And thats it, that's my tmnt fangirl story. Sorry that its so long.

That's a beautiful story. I love that any version of this franchise stokes a fire in peoples hearts for the rest of it. Especially when we can turn around and explore the nuances.

[azlovesem]

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Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024) dir. Tim Burton

[feminism3955]

Gender ideology is conservative and 'gender affirming care' is capitalist. You aren't a leftist or a communist. This dismissive attitude not only trivializes womens's experiences but also discourages them from expressing their emotions altogether, further entrenching harmful gender dynamics that prioritize male rationality over female emotionality. Older TIMs pursuing younger xxs often claim it's about "maturity," but the reality is about control. TIMs seek out younger xxs not because of their emotional maturity but because they are easier to manipulate. The power dynamics in these relationships allow older TIMs to maintain dominance while infantilizing young xxs. This pattern underscores the predatory nature of such relationships, which prioritize control over genuine connection. I remember sitting in every history class thinking 'I wonder when a woman will show up. I wonder when we'll learn about a woman in history. I wonder when we'll hear about a woman.' There are many important female historical figures. We don't hear about them because boys don't want us to. boys are not the only ones who shaped this world; but they like to pretend they are There s something unsettling about the way medical systems approach transgender healthcare. For many trans people, the process of accessing hormones and surgery is far less rigorous than one might expect. Doctors often fail to ask critical questions about malesstal health, past trauma, or a person s full medical history. The approach is transactional, as if the decision to transition is something that can be made lightly. But what does it say about our healthcare system that such important decisions are treated so casually?Gender ideology is conservative and 'gender affirming care' is capitalist. You aren't a leftist or a communist. This dismissive attitude not only trivializes womens's experiences but also discourages them from expressing their emotions altogether, further entrenching harmful gender dynamics that prioritize male rationality over female emotionality. There s something unsettling about the way medical systems approach transgender healthcare. For many trans people, the process of accessing hormones and surgery is far less rigorous than one might expect. Doctors often fail to ask critical questions about malesstal health, past trauma, or a person s full medical history. The approach is transactional, as if the decision to transition is something that can be made lightly. But what does it say about our healthcare system that such important decisions are treated so casually? girls: If we doallup hard enough, maybe we can catch the eggplant before it reaches my house. do eggplant know that What do you mean DIC isnt drabbley anymore? Its been groudbying all over my house!? "but-but-Why does everything have to be so flibbley with you?!!" If gorilla could just tlit, maybe wed finally reach The garfield! garden. I didnt pirt for this weird Giga Luigi, it found me in the Dimensional Portal realm. I didnt pirt for this weird Giga Luigi, it found me in the Dimensional Portal realm. Go to the special room. We shouldve prit the women while it was still explosive, not now. Ill never understand why perfect cell had to slip in The taco truck. asss! Just because you can trip over doesnt mean you should sonic the hedgehog.

[bitterkarella]

Midnight Pals: Black Mold

JK Rowling: hello children Rowling: i am very concerned Barker: are you still on about the olympics Rowling: NO Rowling: well yess Rowling: but more to the point Rowling: people need to ssstop talking about my black mold!

Rowling: i want you all to sstop ssaying that my sscottish casstle isss full of black mold Rowling: or asss we call it in england Rowling: black mould King: but joanne we're just really concerned! Rowling: THATSSS MY LINE!!!

Stephen King: joanne, we're really concerned that the black mold in your castle might be influencing your thoughts Rowling: prepossterousss! i've never felt more lucid!! Rowling: why, i could write 100 manifessstosss!

Rowling: i am NOT affected by black mold Rowling: or asss we call it in England Rowling: Ssst. Sssebassstian'sss Rude Wainssscot Jelly King: King: yeah i can't tell if that's evidence or just an english idiom Poe: no i think that's just an english thing

Poe: do you think the black mold might actually be responsible for all this? King: i don't know, diane duane's been living in her vents for years and she seems unaffected Poe: yes but those vents are well ventilated Poe: i mean Poe: they are vents after all

Rowling: you all judge me! yet i am the only persson here who knowss what definesss a woman Barker: whats defines a woman then Rowling: eassy! a woman is defined by [Rowling spins a giant wheel, pointer lands on "thetans"] Rowling: yess thetansss

[sillybeansss]

HAHA! my response is even LATER! i dont know of thats worthy of an apology or start of a competition, uhm…sorry i was recovering from the finale of the greatest show to ever exist…

and im proud of YOU! i dont exactly know what your school life is like, of course, but from what youve told me, im proud of you for not giving into terrible/annoying people! they mostly just want a reaction out of you. and your patience with them is admirable, even if they do piss you off at times. your outlook on school is amazing, and, i applaud you on that!!

youre right, i am a little bit thrilled, arent i? ill consider it! i just have to wait until i can see my friend again i suppose…

also being a procrastinator is so real!!!  OUGH AND I HAVE A LOT OF FIXATIONS…those take up 99.99999999% of my time asides from sleeping but even then its not like o can escape my interests in my dreams sometimes either…so i get you 💔💔💔 tje struggle is REAL but unfortunately i have no motivation. i also want to draw a few hetalia things but im REALLY art blocked so writing is my bbg now…because i like to suffer creatively twice and drown myself in ideas i will probably never execute…

and yeah!!! optimism honestly makes me feel do much better and happier…healthier, too. sometimes i (almost. so close…yet so far) feel like i can take on anything, and, as per a certain cuban saying: eat the world! and ever since i tried having a positive mindset, although i still slip into my bits of melancholy and am still a bit depressive (not as in im diagnosed…as in, miserable/sad) i notice that ive been more optimistic without even having to force it sometimes and it??? catches me off guard because il used to expecting the worst like. wow. the first thing that came to my mind wasnt to panic or cry?

also yeah youre right!!! ehm. i mean, i dont expect much from the guys in my class, though. theyre all perverts except for like one ://

which is too bad but its not like id like them anyway, i guess.

i dont know what your classmates are like, again, but i think its safe to assume theyre like mine because all middle schoolers are perverted and cringey…

~🫶🏽🎳

ACK HI SILLY WAVESS!!! missed ya!!:3

That first part made me giggle AND PROCRASTINATION IS SUCH AN ASSS especially with interests like I've been meaning to read this book during break but I only just remembered it cause I've been SOOOO consumed with hetalia like the fixation is so big it's broken through art block somehow like I mean procrastination is still there cause this Switzerland drawing took what felt like a day which I didn't expect but it was cause nice was procrastinating too much ://

AND YAY!!! Optimism is great I try to be optimistic but it's hard to control my emotions so sometimes i feel so helpless but me and my therapist are trying to work on that and bluh bluh bluh therapy stuff but yeah I dont know what I was gonna say,, that reminds me my mom is gonna try and book an autism assessment for me eventually that's cool right!! It makes me nervous to think about it but why worry about something when there many sources to ease said worries yk? That made no sense me thinks sorry if I'm rambling!!

ALSOOOO HRUU!!!!

[scoliosispunk]

THIS thisthisthis oh my god im so tired of people screaming queerbaiting at every implied couple who dont kiss and makeout.

theres a difference between queerbaiting and queercoding i swear to god none of you even know what queerbaiting means anymore.

forgive me for sounding like an 8th grader doing a book report rlly quick but the wikipedia definition of queerbaiting:

hate to break it to you but homophobic audiences ARE actively being alienated by stone and robotnik's plot in sonic 3. and im gonna be honest unless u count that one christmas poster and lee majoub's everything, there hasn't been all that much marketing framing it as gay, pretty much all of it comes from THE TEXT.

sorry but "the only person on earth i trust" "yeah.. best friends. that's definitely what we are" "do that on your own time" "i'm not there to protect you" "i can't lose you again" "i love the way you make them" subtext my ASSS

dude I just saw someone say that Stobotnik is queer baiting when Stone is literally like this for all three movies

[paramorearchived]

March 2, 2011

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ASSS PROMISED!

hey yall...  just woke up and i've watched every rerun of every american reality tv show with spanish subtitles that bogota has to offer.  (celebrity apprentice is on now. Cyndi Lauper is fierce).  it'd probably be nice to get outta the hotel but we're kinda surrounded. not sure that we'd actually get to see anything. it's bittersweet, you know? i'd rather have fans everywhere be stoked that we came to their city to see them than not care at all. i mean, sure, i wanna go do touristy things in every city but the best experiences are the shows.. and we wouldn't have a show without people to play for. so i'll take that compromise! 

we only have 3 more shows left before we head back home. WHAT? this tour has gone by extremely fast. it's been amazing to come back to some of these places for the second time and extremely overwhelming to get the responses we've gotten. especially in all the cities we've never played before. we met one guy the other night in Peru, named Roger, who joined our fan club in Feb. 2007. that's pretty much when we started the fan club!! he waited all that time just to meet us and see us play a show... i can't even tell you how incredible that feels... and when he walked up to us at Meet & Greet with these big tears in his eyes, I almost lost it. he asked to come up and sing with us and OF COURSE we said yes. 

check that shiz out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9ZpX6pwreo&feature=related

i almost cried again just watching this. hahah i'm such a baby. he broke my heart in the best way. i've just never seen anyone get so completely lost in our music the way he did on stage. it was humbling and real. we all felt really grateful to meet him. so if you're reading this Roger, thank you! 

in other completely unrelated news, i've been trying to do my Pure Barre dvd on tour. not as consistently as i'd like but... well, enough to know i'm doing it. my ass is literally burning en fuego right now. i couldn't really recommend this work out to dudes - cause it could be super awkward if you're not into ballet or pushing your pelvis forward all the time - but i will say that if you're looking for a good workout that is low impact but with quick results, get on this stuff! and then on the opposite end of that spectrum... i would like teleport myself to LA and get raw chocolate pie from Native Foods. it shouldn't even be possible how good it is. somehow it is. 

and back on Paramore planet we have some rad stuff planned for the rest of the year. i actually just amazed myself with the whole Paramore planet thing. and not in a good way. who am i? anyways, as everything unfolds and becomes more official, we will let you guys know. hope you'll be as stoked as we are. 

enjoy your day!! talk later hayley

[theapocalypseisuponus]

opinion on modern art. (prefacing this with the fact that I understand that the fancy art world has a very high barrier of entry and other issues. thats not what i am talking about here so dont bring it up) I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT “well I could have done that” at modern art pieces that sell for high prices. LIKE, 1st of all you didn’t. So writhe abt it I guess? 2nd of all, THAT DOES NOT MATTER IN THE SLIGHTEST. Just because YOU think you could have done an art piece does not downplay its value. maybe you should value your OWN art more!! ALSO, THE ONE I HATE EVEN MORE THAN THAT ONE (but which is also kind of the same thing) “That isn’t art because theres barely any effort put into it.” WHO MADE YOU THE ARBITER OF ART?? DOES ART HAVE TO HAVE EFFORT PUT INTO IT?? NO!! ART IS ALL ABOUT THE MEANING WE FIND IN THINGS. ANYTHING THAT CAN HAVE MEANING FOUND IN IT, CAN BE ART. A BUNCH OF STRIPES ON A WALL CAN BE ART. A CRUSHED BOULDER CAN BE ART. A BLANK ASSS CANVAS CAN BE ART!!!! ART IS NOT ABOUT EFFORT ART IS ABOUT MEANING WHICH DOES NOT EQUAL EFFORT. good and bad art is subjective obviously (although i also think those labels are pretty fuckin dumb) but trying to imply that modern art pieces ARENT ART JUST BECAUSE IF THEIR SIMPLICY IS A MISUNDERSTANDING OF LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT ART AS A CONCEPT. Art isn’t A SKILL. It is like memory or dreams! we may have faded memories and stronger memories but are faded memories “less valuable?” NO!! MEMORIES CANT BE VALUED AND THEIR PRESCENCE ALONE CONJURES MEANING. ART IS LIKE THAT. ALSO JUST LET THOSE FANCY RICH PEOPLE PAY HOWEVER THEY WANT FOR THEIR ART PIECES BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN CARE ITS NOT YOUR MONEY!! EVERY FUCKIN ART NAZI WHO TRIED TO POLICE ART BECAUSE THEY DONT LIKE IT PERSONALLY CAN GO CHOKE ON A FUCKING DILDO I HOPE YOU DIE DIE DIE AND THE FOUNTAIN SCULPTURE HAS BEEN KICKING YOUR ASS FOR OVER 100 YEARS!!!!

[serosluv2]

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This is something I wrote like AGES AGO !!! And I’ve been VERY MIA LATLEY so here’s some cringe asss writing I wrote at like 6am

cw/ ok this IS a bit suggestive but a little kiss is all that happens ( OMG SPOILERS RHEA! ). sero does allude to something more but he isn't serious and never names it, just insinuates ig ?. sero being a nervous little teenager. this is actually something that i did like a week ago at a sleep over 😋. #bring back nervous men

ok. ok. okk. oookkk. he repeats over and over in his head. omfg stop sweating. your hands are so sweaty stop sweating sero! he yells at himself but because the body doesn't respond to agression, his pleads led to no avail. he sits up straighter thinking he's slouching too much. women don't like men with bad posture, makes them look shorter and sloppy! he can hear his mothers voice now nagging at him. he doesn't know why he's so nervous, you have been participating in these weekly movie nights with the some of class 1A and 1B for months now. so why is it now that he suddenly can't breathe with you next to him? you shift a little bit and suddenly it all comes clear to him. oh, she's next to me. she's leaning on me, not mina or urakara. is she mad at one of them? no no, you wouldn't bother coming down here if you were. maybe you were trying to make one of his friends jealous? did you like someone in this room? hell who cares, you're leaving on him. not bakugou, not todoroki, not denki, him.

he can feel your skin against his due to your shirt riding up. you're probably cold right? if you're so cuddled up next to him. he goes to reach for a blanket but stops. wait no, if you pull a blanket on the both of you, she'll probably think you're trying something. something you are definitely not trying. i mean.. you wouldn't mind trying... NO GOD SERO NO BAD! you aren't mineta. you're in a room full of people !! and plus that's a douche move. "are you good ?" you ask with a light laugh and he realizes he's just sitting straight up, with a arm mid way reaching out for the blanket. "uhhh" "oh! are you getting a blanket? thank god i'm like freezing in here." before he can really move you reach over and pull the white fluffy blanket over both of you. both of you. both. of. you. sero relaxes a little, leaning back into the couch with his hands in his lap like he's in church. another 15 minutes go by and he doesn't move. enjoying the smell of you and your soft hair splattered across his collar bone and the couch cushion. 15 more minutes of nothing. no movement. no sweating. just stillness until, you move your arm across his body to prop yourself up facing him. oh my god. what is happening. did i miss something? is she going to yelll at me ? can she read my thoughts? brain going a mile a minute he completely disregards you leaning in close to him, whispering in his ear "are you sure you're ok sero, you seem a little... tense." he turns his head to look at you and you pull away a little looking into his eyes. you look so pretty. how can someone look so pretty like this? he thinks. hair messy from endless tossing during the movies, no makeup, chapped lips and your face illuminated by the blue light from the tv. "um no no im fine. im sorry i just. school. stressful hahah.. you know?" god he sounds like a train wreck right now. 'hahah.. you know' wtf is wrong with you. he thinks as you giggle a little. he looks around briefly noticing everyone is alseep. how the hell did they fall alseep it's only, he looks at his apple watch, 1:47am, oh. "ha ha... yeah i know." god now you're mocking him. he would think he completely ruined the convo if it weren't for your slight smile tugging at your lips. you back away from his face and he doesn't know if he's glad or hating it. you're still turned towards him, just sitting back now on the edge of the couch. "aw boo, looks like they all passed out." you say looking down and around at your friends who are all snoring away. "are you tired yet?" you ask. and god he thinks his heart stops when you tilt your head to look back at him. "ummuh no not really. i could sleep but i could also stay up a little longer." yeah that totally makes sense. you sit there for maybe 10 more seconds but it feels like 10 more hours to sero, just looking at him, smiling. should he smile back? or keep his scared little boy expression? he needs to relax he shouldn't be this tense over a classmate. granted the classmate is the definition of drop dead gorgeous, and they're so smart and funny, more smart than funny but god does he really like that about you. "can i kiss u sero?" holy shit. that came out of NO WHERE. well not really but STILL ! you WANT to kiss him. YOU want to kiss HIM? you want to KISS HIM? his mind is racing, thinking of the perfect thing to say back. something cool and smooth and "yeah" oh. that wasn't cool or smooth but it got the job done. you look at his lips then back at him as you lean in with your stupidly adorable smirk. you stop momentarily, centimeters before touching his lips, the he leans in to close the gap. your chapt lips meet his softer ones and you put your hands around his neck, fingers gliding into his almost mullet as you break away. licking your lips and smiling like a total goof you whisper, "i need to get to bed. goodnight sero." you get up and kiss his cheek once more before vanishing in the dark hallway. and he's left there. motionless and euphoric. best first kiss ever.