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[mxnsterfxckr]

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Diversity win, whatever these shirts are implying

[ID: a picture of two neon yellow shirts hanging on display. The left one says "Enjoy my cock" in bold letters with small letters underneath saying "tail"; and the right one says "I think she's Lesbian" with an arrow pointing at the other shirt]

[willgrahamscock]

Hey did you know that you can’t escape fatphobia even after death? The article talks about how these donated bodies are used for first year anatomy students to study the body, and how the 'perfect' body for that should be 170-180 pounds.

[commiearabgirll]

You've heard of JudeoBolshevisim, now get ready for...uh...

[mossy-addison]

You guys really liked my last poll so

[scoliosispunk]

THIS thisthisthis oh my god im so tired of people screaming queerbaiting at every implied couple who dont kiss and makeout.

theres a difference between queerbaiting and queercoding i swear to god none of you even know what queerbaiting means anymore.

forgive me for sounding like an 8th grader doing a book report rlly quick but the wikipedia definition of queerbaiting:

hate to break it to you but homophobic audiences ARE actively being alienated by stone and robotnik's plot in sonic 3. and im gonna be honest unless u count that one christmas poster and lee majoub's everything, there hasn't been all that much marketing framing it as gay, pretty much all of it comes from THE TEXT.

sorry but "the only person on earth i trust" "yeah.. best friends. that's definitely what we are" "do that on your own time" "i'm not there to protect you" "i can't lose you again" "i love the way you make them" subtext my ASSS

dude I just saw someone say that Stobotnik is queer baiting when Stone is literally like this for all three movies

[nonbinoclard]

classic toxic yuri btw.

[galpalkirk]

andrew robinson like ”I don’t know how to play a spy but I do know how to play a homosexual and that’s kind of the same thing”

[commiearabgirll]

VOROSHILOV SPOTTED‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

i love this painting bc everyone is staring @ lenin but lenin is only looking at stalin

[rainintheevening]

Enjoyed everyone's comments on the last one so much, here's another.

[alexandriad]

🏺🏺

[its-a-thing-i-guess]

But, like, realistically.

Also! Please reblog for varied responses!

[tojisun]

just. something about being pulled to simon’s lap and being told to ride his thigh makes me feel heady. the way you are told to get off using him; and so you do, rutting slowly, muted pleasure not enough to bloat your euphoria. you claw at his chest and at his stomach, fisting the fabric of his shirt because every glide is just. it’s not enough.

your teeth dig into the flesh of your lips as you move your hips at his beckoning; simon holds onto your waist for purchase, not really manhandling you but using it as leverage. as means of propping you up again after every jolted curl of your body. you don’t know how much more of this you can handle because god, you need more.

but simon just pushes your hair away from your face after every watery plea you warble out, and presses a long kiss on your temple, before murmuring, “jus’ once, yeah sweet’art? won’t you do that f’r me?”

and when simon asks this way — when your pleasure is his just as much as it is yours, even when his cock is left straining underneath his boxers — you find that you can’t… deny him of his pleas. of his rumbled sweet talking.

so you nod, huffing only for it to splinter as a particular glide on his thigh rubs on your sex beautifully. you hiss, eyes fluttering. simon responds with an equally pleasured hum.

“go on, baby,” he coos. “wan’ see you cum like this.”

“ok-ay,” you gasp out, your voice so quiet and weak because everything is just so much wetter now. messier. your sensitive skin feels fever-warm pressed on his slicked thigh, and you hump on him harder, chasing that rising pleasure.

that peaking bliss, leaving your toes curling because you’re so close—

the only thing you remember during your orgasm was the feeling like your ears are packed with cotton, leaving you to hear the world in this fluffed up static that pinches every iota of sound into a heavy white noise.

fuck.

simon’s right. this is fun.