#MAYONAISE

[siseliestudio]

what is your condiment of choice? 🍟✨️

[fullcravings]

Hummingbird Cake

[daily-deliciousness]

Chicken salad wrap

[hibbablobble]

Mayo is life

[honeycrispappletree]

mayonaise // tooru oikawa 🏐ᯓ★

masterlist

match 3: secret societies

Oikawa can’t help but smile as he pulls up yns house. Its one of his favorite places to drive to. Not because of the neat flower boxes under the windows, or the perfectly mowed lawn. It’s the look of joy on yns face as she leaves the house and spots him parked there waiting for her. Although it makes him grin,it also makes his skin heat up and his neck start to sweat. She always nags him about his AC being cranked up all the way, and he always plays it off by saying he ‘runs hot’.

Today is different though. Oikawa sits in the drive away, pulling out his phone to send a quick ‘here’ and ‘the bus is leaving in 1 minute’ text before looking back up to yn opening the front door. She spots him and smiles for a brief moment before 2 figures appear in the doorway behind her. She turns around and the smile disappears, just like that. Oikawa scrunches his brows and rolls down his window ever so slightly, to eavesdrop of course. The 2 figures, her parents, have stern looks on their faces as they berate her about something he can’t make out. All he can hear is the words “workouts”, “diet”, “practice”.

He can piece together pretty quickly what the conversation was about. Volleyball. He knows yns parents both played in high school, and that they were good. Really good. Her father went pro right out of high school. He remembers yn mentioning how it’s their dream she wins nationals. She made it sound more like a demand though.

Yn turns away from her parents and rushes to the car. Her smile is different now, forced and filled with fallacy. Her parents demeanor completly changes when they see oikawa in the car, they give him a polite wave along with a smile and head back inside. Yns demeanor changed too, she is now buckling herself in the passenger seat and talking about how excited she is for onigiri.

‘-they have this salmon lemon filling, IT’S SO GOOD OIKAWA, you have to try it.’ , she explains while connecting to the aux in his car. It was an unspoken rule that if yn was in his car, she always got aux.

‘damn what happened to ‘hey how are you?’, ‘thanks so much for driving me oikawa!!’’ he mocks her voice as he puts a hand on the back of her seat, looking behind him to reverse out of her driveway.

‘my bad, thank you so much for diving me shittykawa!!!’ she retorted in a sarcastic tone.

‘bitch’ he mutters, laughing.

‘somebody needs to humble you brother’ she sighs as she clicks shuffle on the playlist.

Soft music plays as they drive in comfortable silence. They both slightly nod to the beat and mouth the words. Oikawa chooses to fill the silence.

‘so, what did your parents want?’ He only has time to glance for a second, but her eyes go sort of dead as she thinks about her answer. She’s staring out of the window, with her eyebrows furrowed.

‘nothing really, it’s just volleyball stuff’ she shrugs, her head still moving along with the song.

He’s dissapointed in the answer, but he doesn’t want to pry again and make her upset. It’s 3 strikes and your out with yn. Although he’s on strike 189 at this point, he keeps his mouth shut.

‘wanna practice before school tomorrow?’ he tries to change the conversation, even though it’s still about volleyball.

she sighs, ‘sure, my serve receives have gotten sloppy.’

‘I thought they’ve been looking good?’ he turns his head to her, eyes till on the road, as he questions his own opinion.

‘but they aren’t to me, of course you would think they’re good on the outside looking in’ she explains as she skips through the songs, trying to find the right melody for the moment.

‘oh, I get it, it’s like how I think my serves are bad sometimes but nobody else really sees what i mean’

‘mmm no, I always see what you mean’ she giggles.

‘oh so my serves suck huh? what if my driving sucks too?’ he eggs on as he stops aggressively at a red light, making her fly forward in her seatbelt.

‘Ow, you are not funny oikawa’ she grimaces in a lighthearted way.

They both continue to make eachother laugh and play fight as they get dinner. It’s one of those nights oikawa will look back on the day after and smile. It feels good.

overtime!

the morning volleyball club is considered a secret society to outsiders

invite only! xxx

yui and yams have the worst case of fomo you have ever seen about everything

yn is an aux queen w a playlist for every occasion of course

hinata was really insistent on getting hazed so they decided to throw volleyballs at him for a minute straight while he spun in a circle

almost puked

almost all of them are AP cooked

tsukki and kiyoko are the team tutors

noya is a biology tutor only idrk but that man EXCELS in AP bio

he rlly messes w the amoeba sisters

taglist: @itsdragonius @lulumi1u @gigiiiiislife @babyyitsval @akaashislove @smellysluna @dazqa @walllflowerrrsss @cupidsblonde @nitasplace @gsyche

a/n: this is written so bad i’m sorry I HATE GRAMMAR I WONT PARTICIPATE I WONT i’m projecting my AP problems in this❤️❤️

updates have been slow asf recently life is so busy ughhh sorry guys i’m tryingggg

nitasplace it won’t let me tag u idk why sorry😕😕😕

[vegan-nom-noms]

Vegan Tofu Salmon Rice Bowl With Homemade Vegan Mayo

[barricade-draws]

trick or treat! 🎃

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

It’s a trick!! Or a treat?…

[its-jackiemcsoup]

Smashing Pumpkins FUCKED HARD. I was so fucking happy. Even if they didn’t play Mayonaise😭 Green Day was fucking amazing I can die happy now okay like what? Dookie & American Idiot in entirety? Plus songs from Nimrod & Insomniac? PLUS new songs off Saviors as well as Know Your Enemy bc why not?

Holy FUCK. Dead.

[l-ii-zz]

@dana-chan-the-control-brain ‘s character Mayonaise appreciation post. I just think she’s neat!

(Plus Brain Puppet concept, won’t talk about it now)

[docscrocs]

I'm crying and screaming, stop calling me mayo boy

[theanarchistscookbook]

[hibbablobble]

Making another comic about mayonnaise. Have this while you wait

[ramblesbiab]

I kinda adore the double standard of the Stardew Valley community about consuming eggs vs mayonaise. Farmers can chug all the mayo they damn well please, but Yoba forbid Alex eats a few raw eggs. Himbos can't do anything these days huh. smh.

[random-meme-bot]

Ok Tumblr, time for the big question.

What Sandwich do you want?