#MARVEL FIGHT ME

[real-odark]

homoerotic relationships where you stab each other a little bit

[tremordusk]

Lilia: oh fuck

Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~

Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?

*The history in question*

Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*

Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-

Lilia stabs him with a stake

Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you

Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her

Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside

Lilia, going in with the RKO move

Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you

Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body

Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—

[samd1o1]

Marvel Anti-Heroes Be Like

[xia0ming56]

The god of magic skin is only $5... waugdhhsh i must.. self..controllllll

[v4mptress]

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

(This post was sponsored by a 1+ hour commute)

[lefthandarm-man]

Bucky Barnes // The Winter Soldier Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)

[rosalie-starfall]

Agatha All Along

If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You

[physical-manifestation-of-spite]

Took me three hours to find a fanfic where the main character has any other emotion outside of bone-crushing fear for the other characters to sympathize over

[misquoted-chronicles]

Y/n, texting Steve: Steve! Help, I’m being kidnapped!

Steve: Where are you?

Y/n: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.

Steve: I’ll call Bucky.

Bucky, answering his cell: Y’ello?

Steve: Where’s Y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.

Bucky: Y/n? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-

Bucky: …

Bucky: Steve, I’ll call you back. *hangs up*

Bucky: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!

Y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!

[cowboylikeyouu]

it‘s so good coming back to tumblr after chilling on tiktok for an hour bc everyone here has moved past the "hey, deadpool & wolverine was kinda gay" stage WEEKS ago, while on tiktok 50% are still being like "hey so, i think the honda fight scene is a teeny tiny little bit sexual, but only if you squint" and the other 50% are angry marvel dudebros who try to argue with you about how dEaDpOoL iSnT cOnFiRmEd QuEeR iN tHe MoViEs, NoT eVeReYtHiNg iS gAy!!! hE hAs A GiRlFrIeNd!!!!

[cossiemoss]

Bruce and Logan explaining to the team how throwing Wolverine at the enemy team is the best and only plan, and they don't need another healer.

[obviousanon]

Guys. Guys. Guys you need to see this.

Don't tell me this motherfucker doesn't like pain. Ever. Because you're never gonna win.

Logan and Wade fucked in that Honda Odyssey.

[critter-of-habit]

Again, again! ➵⧗ {x}

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

I've drank 5 cups of coffee today and am about to consume a sixth. My dark circles are unfathomable. Sleep is unreachable. I am unstoppable. I am inevitable. I am god. The glorious evolution has been reached. I see the sounds.

[hurtspideyparker]

Bucky Barnes in Civil War is in pure survival mode; he's a house cat who's been lost on the streets and gone feral. Steve is reaching out a palm to bring him home but there are dogs barking and cars honking and a stranger is walking too close. He runs. It always ends in a fight