#MARVEL FIGHT ME
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homoerotic relationships where you stab each other a little bit
#scream#scream 1996#scream movie#dogma#dogma 1999#view askewniverse#x-men#marvel#mcu#deadpool & wolverine#fight club#jett talks (me)#stuilly#bartleloki#loganpool#poolverine#bartleby#bartleby dogma#loki dogma#stu macher#billy loomis#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#deadpool#bartleby x loki#wolverine x deadpool#deadpool x wolverine#hannigram#lgbtq
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Lilia: oh fuck
Rio, slinging an arm over her shoulder: Lilia and I go way back~
Jen, surprised: What’s your guys history?
*The history in question*
Lilia, fighting Dracula in the woods: *slaps him in the face*
Rio, watching from afar behind a tree: You are sick-
Lilia stabs him with a stake
Rio: I’m in love with you, I’m in love with you, I love you
Lilia, gets bitten but tosses him off her
Rio: You feel nothing you’re just dead inside
Lilia, going in with the RKO move
Rio: I love you, I love you, I just love you
Lilia, standing triumphantly over Dracula’s dead body
Rio, breathily: Take me, I love you…take me, birth me inside of you and pull me out—
#if you read this in aubrey’s voice you are correct#this was directly from patti and aubrey being on hot ones versus#that video fucking makes me laugh#and then i was like#Lilia fighting vamps and then this incorrect quote was born while I was taking a shower#say thank you to op’s mind#agatha all along#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agathario#agatha x rio#kathryn hahn#agatha all along spoilers#aubrey plaza#marvel#lilia calderu#jennifer kale#incorrect quotes#incorrect marvel quotes#agatha all along incorrect quotes#this is my canon#you can’t convince me otherwise—
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Marvel Anti-Heroes Be Like
#At least Moon Knight will be in What If season 3#I just want season 2 man#Anyway anti heroes are cooler then heroes or villains fight me#Deadpool#Wade Wilson#Venom#Eddie Brock#Moon Knight#Marc Spector#Steven Grant#Jake Lockley#Marvel
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(This post was sponsored by a 1+ hour commute)
#I'm so frustrated how little time and energy i have after a day is done#i didn't win the fight against depression to have lofe ruined by THAT now#lacking time and energy to go on job hunt.. it's all very small steps only#a part time job would be marvellous but what flat can be paid with that#maybe also my anxiety is stopping me from getting a new job. what if i get fired. what if it's horrible there. ahh.. i need more courage#mine capitalism#anti-capitalism#work
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Agatha All Along
If I Can't Reach You / Let My Song Teach You
#Agatha All Along#Agatha Harkness#Rio Vidal#Kathryn Hahn#Aubrey Plaza#Agatha All Along Spoilers#Spoilers#agatha x rio#agatha spoilers#agatha/rio#my gifs#tv edits#tv : Marvel#tv : Witches#MCU#MCUedits#Marveleidts#khedits#I'm convinced this show was made just for me#harold they're lesbians#lesbian activity#Oh please Hecate! Let the have a full on PASSIONATE fight#emphasis on the Passion#my heart is racing just thinking about it...#maybe I should write a fic...#long post
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Took me three hours to find a fanfic where the main character has any other emotion outside of bone-crushing fear for the other characters to sympathize over
#spiteful musings#heavy on the spite this morning#this is about Detroit become human actually#and how Connor for some reason is an uwu baby instead of a killing machine#OUGH it makes me so annoyed#but you know what? this also extends to malevolent#what do you mean Arthur Lester is going to whine and pout and be kidnapped every seven seconds and not fight back#fanfic#fanfiction#ao3#malevolent#dbh#Detroit become human#TMA#the Magnus archives#avengers#marvel#yeah I’m tagging the worse offenders right now
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Y/n, texting Steve: Steve! Help, I’m being kidnapped!
Steve: Where are you?
Y/n: I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.
Steve: I’ll call Bucky.
Bucky, answering his cell: Y’ello?
Steve: Where’s Y/n? They texted me that they were being kidnapped.
Bucky: Y/n? Whaddya mean, they're right next to me-
Bucky:
Bucky: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Bucky: THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!
Y/n: WHO ARE YOU?!
#mcu#marvel#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#the avengers#captain america#steve rogers#winter soldier#bucky barnes#bucky x reader#bucky x you#steve x reader#steve x you#long hair Bucky was better and you can fight me lol
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it‘s so good coming back to tumblr after chilling on tiktok for an hour bc everyone here has moved past the "hey, deadpool & wolverine was kinda gay" stage WEEKS ago, while on tiktok 50% are still being like "hey so, i think the honda fight scene is a teeny tiny little bit sexual, but only if you squint" and the other 50% are angry marvel dudebros who try to argue with you about how dEaDpOoL iSnT cOnFiRmEd QuEeR iN tHe MoViEs, NoT eVeReYtHiNg iS gAy!!! hE hAs A GiRlFrIeNd!!!!
#long story short#tumblr i love you#i love you so much#i had too many fights about wade’s sexuality in tiktok comment sections the past few days#save me pls#deadpool and wolverine#poolverine#deadclaws#deadpool 3#tiktok#ryan reynolds#deadpool#wolverine#marvel
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Bucky Barnes // The Winter Soldier Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014)
#dailymarvelgifs#dailymarveledits#buckybarnesedit#ca:tws#the winter soldier#bucky barnes#sebastian stan#sebastianstanedit#my gifs#catws#steve rogers#listen. i like the way he kicks the fuck out of steve#the winter soldiers fighting style in general is very interesting to me its very practical#steve has his acrobatics and shit meanwhile bucky is donkey kicking people to get them the fuck down#its just very brutal no nonsense i like it#and i think it pairs interestingly with how steve fights#anyways fucking the coloring in this movie <333 and in every marvel movie <33333333333 why the fuck does it look like that#i couldnt even be bothered to color correct much more it was driving me crazy#ill try again with some of the other screenshots i have#anyways goodnight xoxo
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Again, again! ➵⧗ {x}
#Kate Bishop#Yelena Belova#Bishova#mine#art#Marvel art#dont @ me if you think Yelena being ace means she cant be in a relationship#i will fight you
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He's always so alive looking at his partner
I'm not gonna fucking shut up about them ever am I
I wanna believe that Dazai never had a moment where he wasn't just breathtaken when Chuuya fights
#THE WAY HE LOOKS#'stop looking at me with those eyes'#'what eyes?'#seriously#he can't stop staring because chuuya is just that marvelous when fighting#and i get him 😭#IT ALL STARTED IN FIFTEEN Y'ALL#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bsd manga#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#bsd dazai#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#soukoku#bsd soukoku
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Thinking about how Billy's whole thing is that he constantly chooses kindness, and giving, and helping, even when he has all the reason not to.
He is orphaned, then abused, then left to fend for himself on the streets, then has to face horrors beyond our comprehension to keep the world safe. All by age, like, twelve.
He has every right to be bitter. To be angry. To say "to hell with the world" and do something for himself. But he doesn't. (Not that he never does anything selfish, but that it's rarely at a time that matters. He never puts his own needs about the needs of others)
This boy is a veteran before his voice even breaks. And yet always chooses to help others.
It's what sets him apart, to me, from other heroes. He wasn't just raised to be a good guy so is, like Clark, because he wasn't raised.
Yet he's still kind, and there's something in that.
#my boy still needs therapy#and to unpack his issues surrounding serving other people first and foremost#but he's a good person through and through#he is what we should aspire to be#fight me#shazam#billy batson#dc comics#dc captain marvel#captain marvel
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Guys. Guys. Guys you need to see this.
Don't tell me this motherfucker doesn't like pain. Ever. Because you're never gonna win.
Logan and Wade fucked in that Honda Odyssey.
#dude he literally moans in euphoria#bruh this shit has me feral#rewatching the old x men movies got me in a mood ok#if you dont think Logan would have fucked Wade after all that fighting ur massively misguided#Logan gets off on this typa shit bruh#he wants to get hurt#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#logan x wade#jean grey#jean grey x logan howlett#x men#x men 3#honda odyssey#ao3#marvel#hugh jackman#god the way he fuckinngngng makes noises and kisses her neck bruhh#i love Jean Grey all my homies love Jean Grey
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Speaking of your new and improved canon: what is the story behind Tony being somewhat chill with Bucky? Is he actually?
started writing LoF when i was being nostalgic for 2012 where the Avengers Tower fics were at its height of writing so in my world there is no divorce arc. I have no idea how to elaborate on that other than Tony having Peter around changed shit up because having a kid changes your world perspective a lot
#in other words#i didn't expect LoF to get this big#and it wasn't going to be posted but really just shared with alighterwood when i first wrote it#so i didn't expect to have to come up with a reason#just like how in the DC world the Bats are in a state where they're not fighting and Bruce isn't written like an asshole#our Marvel buddies got the same treatment#i have avoided going into depth about why the Avengers are still chill with each other because i just wanted to write them being happy#decidedly hard to be happy if i write the civil war arc#maybe one day i'll have an in universe reason but this is the actual one#it's probably a plot hole but it's a harmless one so we just put a slab of wood over it and say “yeehaw brother i reckon that's right”#erinwantstowrite#ao3#ao3 fanfic#leap of faith ao3#thank you for the ask!#leap of faith catch me if you can
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pov: you just got symbiote concussively forced out of you by the spider-men, the tanker down the street is probably about to explode, you can’t feel your left leg, another squadron of hunters is approaching from a jet even though their leader got chomped a couple days ago, and the spider-men are doing a meme
#peter you’re backing right into the pedestrian curled up in agony peter watch ou#the overturned truck and the fire blowing in their direction…it’s atmospheric not catastrophic#new yorkers everywhere almost relieved when older spidey goes on hiatus bc miles needs to lock in#interviewed on jonah’s show like they’re so great i just wish they wouldn’t hug or high five right after one of them loaded me onto a gurney#miles still facetimes pete mid fight sometimes either to clown him or ask a serious question when a weirder villain crops up#*shoving camera in webbed-up villain’s face* ‘is this the guy you chased across chinatown in 2017’#‘no that was trapster’#miles morales#peter parker#spider man#spider man 2 ps5#insomniac spider man#insomniac spider-man#marvel’s spider-man 2
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did it hurt? when you realized wanda maximoff and daenerys targaryen were imperfect, nuanced, extremely powerful women in worlds that did little to care for or acknowledge their pain only to have all character development get thrown out the window by writers who wanted to be "edgy" and label them as one-dimensional "crazies" instead? did it?
#fight me. i stan these two queens.#mcu#wanda maximoff#wandavision#got#game of thrones#dany#daenerys#daenerys targaryen#marvel#scarlet witch
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